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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love it or hate it?

The X Factor is coming soon!!

I'm so bored of it along with Big Brother too! Anyone else feel the same or are you all waiting in anticipation of it starting again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope try to avoid it I prefer strictly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever see the D.j X factor? Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84b4ICjbGnw#t=170

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope try to avoid it I prefer strictly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ever see the D.j X factor? Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84b4ICjbGnw#t=170"

Lol funnier and more entertaining than the actual X Factor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowell is actually trying to set up a d.j talent show which is a ridiculous idea. He hasn't a clue of electronic music and seems to be doing it for the money. He asked Fat Boy Slim if he would be a judge and Fatboy told him to "fuck off" and that it was a "terrible idea". Respect for Fatboy Slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the X factor I prefare the sex Factor..........Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant stand that flippin show though i do love the irish drama love/hate and thats back next month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like the X factor I prefare the sex Factor..........Mr Panther"

Lol me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand that flippin show though i do love the irish drama love/hate and thats back next month

I'm going to be a total geek and say I'm rather looking forward to Doctor Who starting on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand that flippin show though i do love the irish drama love/hate and thats back next month

I'm going to be a total geek and say I'm rather looking forward to Doctor Who starting on Saturday

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Who??????????????? Mr panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand that flippin show though i do love the irish drama love/hate and thats back next month

I'm going to be a total geek and say I'm rather looking forward to Doctor Who starting on Saturday

Ooooo for a ride in his tadis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still fairly pissed the hitman hasn't taken care of Cowell yet, 10 grand wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope...I confess I love it!!!!!

Lotta ill kill Simon...plenty of sexercise

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Cant stand that flippin show though i do love the irish drama love/hate and thats back next month

loved love /hate can't wait for the next series!

Hate x factor and big brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cant stand that flippin show though i do love the irish drama love/hate and thats back next month

loved love /hate can't wait for the next series!

Hate x factor and big brother

Thank goodness for sky+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope...I confess I love it!!!!!

Lotta ill kill Simon...plenty of sexercise

Jaysus I don't think I've enough money to make you endure that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

One of these days Simon Cowell will overtighten his trousers and strangle himself accidentally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of these days Simon Cowell will overtighten his trousers and strangle himself accidentally. "

And yet he still fathered a baby....

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I'm still fairly pissed the hitman hasn't taken care of Cowell yet, 10 grand wasted"

Sure isn't the hitman Pete waterman. He's worse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it or hate it?

The X Factor is coming soon!!

I'm so bored of it along with Big Brother too! Anyone else feel the same or are you all waiting in anticipation of it starting again? "

Watching the X-Factor is like watching Nora Batty having sex with Norman Wisdom. You know its happening, you can hear the sound, you just can't bring yourself to opening your eyes to watch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Brother is great , Gary Busey in it this year too, acting like a lunatic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still fairly pissed the hitman hasn't taken care of Cowell yet, 10 grand wasted

Sure isn't the hitman Pete waterman. He's worse.."

Both should be hung for their crimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love it or hate it?

The X Factor is coming soon!!

I'm so bored of it along with Big Brother too! Anyone else feel the same or are you all waiting in anticipation of it starting again?

Watching the X-Factor is like watching Nora Batty having sex with Norman Wisdom. You know its happening, you can hear the sound, you just can't bring yourself to opening your eyes to watch !"

Lol that made me chuckle

one eye open in case you miss something!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it or hate it?

The X Factor is coming soon!!

I'm so bored of it along with Big Brother too! Anyone else feel the same or are you all waiting in anticipation of it starting again? "

... Britain's Got Talent is crap as well as the whole TV program

have to pay £145.50 just for crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Premier league is back...Won't complain about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of these days Simon Cowell will overtighten his trousers and strangle himself accidentally. "
the sooner the better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. "
id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)"

Lol. brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)"

Gag him first though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

Nah just don't want to hear him moan, his voice grates on me

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

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knew of forgotten something lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Does a bear shit in the woods? She's not called Miss Kinky Knots for nothing ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

personally i cant wait for it to start

... ive been a die hard fan from the very start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"personally i cant wait for it to start

... ive been a die hard fan from the very start

I wish it would "Die Hard"!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Does a bear shit in the woods? She's not called Miss Kinky Knots for nothing ya know

what was kinky knots doing in the wood with a bear! !? That's what I want to know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Does a bear shit in the woods? She's not called Miss Kinky Knots for nothing ya know

Well after seeing her toy collection in those pics, I concur!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Does a bear shit in the woods? She's not called Miss Kinky Knots for nothing ya know

what was kinky knots doing in the wood with a bear! !? That's what I want to know?

Testing her toys??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Does a bear shit in the woods? She's not called Miss Kinky Knots for nothing ya know

Well after seeing her toy collection in those pics, I concur!!

Told ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Does a bear shit in the woods? She's not called Miss Kinky Knots for nothing ya know

what was kinky knots doing in the wood with a bear! !? That's what I want to know?

Testing her toys??

What she said

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I just think it's about time simon cowell would came out of the closet. id rather lock him in it and throw away the key ( and not in a kinky way)

Gag him first though

Ahh Sofia you're getting kinky though!

pmsl... What do ya mean getting! !...

Is miss Sofia kinky??

Does a bear shit in the woods? She's not called Miss Kinky Knots for nothing ya know

what was kinky knots doing in the wood with a bear! !? That's what I want to know?

Testing her toys??

What she said

poor bear! .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

the bear is a girl too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

the bear is a girl too

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

the bear is a girl too

Possibly

A girl, bare, where?? mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

the bear is a girl too

Possibly

A girl, bare, where?? mmmmm

Everywhere

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

the bear is a girl too

Possibly

A girl, bare, where?? mmmmm

Everywhere

there. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

the bear is a girl too

Possibly

A girl, bare, where?? mmmmm

Everywhere

there. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Whatever is a bear doing on the stairs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have never had sexual intercourse with that bear

oohhh.. The old bill Clinton line eh! !

I bet she has a cigar too

the bear is a girl too

Possibly

A girl, bare, where?? mmmmm

Everywhere

there. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Hahahaha I remember that wee song!! And now it's stuck in my head!!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

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over a year ago

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

twas indeed lol. ... altogether now

I saw a mouse. . Where!

There on the stairs

where in the stairs. .. Right there

a little mouse with clogs on. .. Well I declare

going clip clipity clop on the stairs

right there. ..

**takes a bow**

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

twas indeed lol. ... altogether now

I saw a mouse. . Where!

There on the stairs

where in the stairs. .. Right there

a little mouse with clogs on. .. Well I declare

going clip clipity clop on the stairs

right there. ..

**takes a bow**

lol

a round of applause for SS!! That made me smile!! Thank you

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

twas indeed lol. ... altogether now

I saw a mouse. . Where!

There on the stairs

where in the stairs. .. Right there

a little mouse with clogs on. .. Well I declare

going clip clipity clop on the stairs

right there. ..

**takes a bow**

lol

a round of applause for SS!! That made me smile!! Thank you

your very welcome.... Did you do the actions to it though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please get this song outta my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

twas indeed lol. ... altogether now

I saw a mouse. . Where!

There on the stairs

where in the stairs. .. Right there

a little mouse with clogs on. .. Well I declare

going clip clipity clop on the stairs

right there. ..

**takes a bow**

lol

a round of applause for SS!! That made me smile!! Thank you

your very welcome.... Did you do the actions to it though lol

What are the actions??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

twas indeed lol. ... altogether now

I saw a mouse. . Where!

There on the stairs

where in the stairs. .. Right there

a little mouse with clogs on. .. Well I declare

going clip clipity clop on the stairs

right there. ..

**takes a bow**

lol

a round of applause for SS!! That made me smile!! Thank you

your very welcome.... Did you do the actions to it though lol

What are the actions??

ahh now. . If I told ya. . I'd have to kill ya

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

twas indeed lol. ... altogether now

I saw a mouse. . Where!

There on the stairs

where in the stairs. .. Right there

a little mouse with clogs on. .. Well I declare

going clip clipity clop on the stairs

right there. ..

**takes a bow**

lol

a round of applause for SS!! That made me smile!! Thank you

your very welcome.... Did you do the actions to it though lol

What are the actions??

ahh now. . If I told ya. . I'd have to kill ya

I'll go willingly!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

" here. .. There on the stairs. Where on the Stairs . Right there. ...a little bear with clogs on. .. The're on the stairs going clip.clipity clop. On the stairs.

Your a sophisticated fucker!, a childhood memory I didn't know I had, unaware I knew a word, but you have made them come from nowhere!

well I declare!

Wasn't it a mouse?? I'm going to me singing that in my head all day now!!

twas indeed lol. ... altogether now

I saw a mouse. . Where!

There on the stairs

where in the stairs. .. Right there

a little mouse with clogs on. .. Well I declare

going clip clipity clop on the stairs

right there. ..

**takes a bow**

lol

a round of applause for SS!! That made me smile!! Thank you

your very welcome.... Did you do the actions to it though lol

What are the actions??

ahh now. . If I told ya. . I'd have to kill ya

I'll go willingly!!

death by kissing lol

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