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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well after the mad and great night that was Dublin there is now just four days to go to our social on 15th.

If you haven't replied to the email or text message invite please do as otherwise the venue will not be released to you.

Still have a few spaces for females and couples, if you interested send me a phone number or email address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the panthers come...promise we wont behave!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can the panthers come...promise we will behave!! "

That makes a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuhoo!! 4 more sleeps

Can't wait xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wuhoo!! 4 more sleeps

Can't wait xx"

We are looking forwards to having you...ooops i mean seeing you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol slide over in the bed then lol see yas there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol slide over in the bed then lol see yas there "

Do you want me to keep a spot warm??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol slide over in the bed then lol see yas there

Do you want me to keep a spot warm?? "

lol sure I can lay at the foot of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol slide over in the bed then lol see yas there

Do you want me to keep a spot warm?? lol sure I can lay at the foot of it lol "

You want to suck my toes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol slide over in the bed then lol see yas there

Do you want me to keep a spot warm?? lol sure I can lay at the foot of it lol

You want to suck my toes?? "

lol I'll get back to you on that one lol

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

So looking forward to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So looking forward to this "

Not long now....yipeeee...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So looking forward to this

Not long now....yipeeee... "

Four more to go!!!!

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already "

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already "

I will give u a lift if you need one xx J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be a great night more dancing I can't wait, four more sleeps

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Should be a great night more dancing I can't wait, four more sleeps "

So looking forward to finally meeting you xx

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday "

That's one of the reasons I wear flats on nights out lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now"

did I d*unkenly ramble on at you?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now

did I d*unkenly ramble on at you? "

not more than anyone else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now

did I d*unkenly ramble on at you?

not more than anyone else lol"

Phew at least you weren't the only victim

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Lol slide over in the bed then lol see yas there "

oooh Mr Hardy. .. slide over indeed! !

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!"

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! ! "

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really looking forward to meeting everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really looking forward to meeting everyone "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday "

hopefully my feet and privates will be healed by friday. Im wearing flip flops on friday

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now"
road trip for us please don't sing in the car unless u hav a good singin voice haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday

hopefully my feet and privates will be healed by friday. Im wearing flip flops on friday "

my privates are fine thank god haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday "

Im the same my toes are numb for some reason.....keep thinking they are going to fall off haha.....and there aint a chance of me going in flats.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time "

Lol and me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now road trip for us please don't sing in the car unless u hav a good singin voice haha "

Oh jaysus, tell me Dabe's driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Dave, just not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday

hopefully my feet and privates will be healed by friday. Im wearing flip flops on friday "

I have blisters on my feet and number bits all signs if a good night

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday

Im the same my toes are numb for some reason.....keep thinking they are going to fall off haha.....and there aint a chance of me going in flats..... "

mine are like that aswel it's like constant pins and needles it's horrible

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now road trip for us please don't sing in the car unless u hav a good singin voice haha

Oh jaysus, tell me Dabe's driving "

think I might drive scare the crap outta _aid back haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now road trip for us please don't sing in the car unless u hav a good singin voice haha

Oh jaysus, tell me Dabe's driving think I might drive scare the crap outta _aid back haha "

Poor fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday

Im the same my toes are numb for some reason.....keep thinking they are going to fall off haha.....and there aint a chance of me going in flats..... mine are like that aswel it's like constant pins and needles it's horrible "

Yes its like pins and needles numbnessnessnessssss....Might bang a hammer on them and see if that helps.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now road trip for us please don't sing in the car unless u hav a good singin voice haha

Oh jaysus, tell me Dabe's driving think I might drive scare the crap outta _aid back haha "

So should we have the emergency services on stand by on the way up

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday

Im the same my toes are numb for some reason.....keep thinking they are going to fall off haha.....and there aint a chance of me going in flats..... mine are like that aswel it's like constant pins and needles it's horrible

Yes its like pins and needles numbnessnessnessssss....Might bang a hammer on them and see if that helps..... "

let me no how that works out haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"hotel booked wooo hooo im officially going now road trip for us please don't sing in the car unless u hav a good singin voice haha

Oh jaysus, tell me Dabe's driving think I might drive scare the crap outta _aid back haha

So should we have the emergency services on stand by on the way up "

haha maybe that's a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ulster fry's at my house Saturday morning if you are up for it

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Ulster fry's at my house Saturday morning if you are up for it "
I like food haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a chef so come along and help yourself, will be glad to meet you

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I used to be a chef so come along and help yourself, will be glad to meet you"
awh that would be nice thanks Hun sure I'll talk to u on Friday i seen u sat but u wer talkin to a group of people didn wanna be rude and just but in ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ulster fry's at my house Saturday morning if you are up for it "

Brave woman lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure problem at all can cook in my sleep lol you are quite welcome to join us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure problem at all can cook in my sleep lol you are quite welcome to join us all "

Its tempting alright!!! loves hangover grease!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing beats a big fry and a mug of tea for hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing beats a big fry and a mug of tea for hangovers "

Yip strong cuppa is a must....like me tea like me men...nice and strong!!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My feet are bruised and swollen from Saturday havin my shoes on for so long I can't even walk proper hope I can still wear heels on Friday

hopefully my feet and privates will be healed by friday. Im wearing flip flops on friday

I have blisters on my feet and number bits all signs if a good night "

cant wait to do it all again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on.....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... "
I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha "

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it feel soooooooo goooooood..... so good to be baaaaaaaaaaad....du du du du do do do do.....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... "

I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Why does it feel soooooooo goooooood..... so good to be baaaaaaaaaaad....du du du du do do do do..... "
ur in great form today haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha "

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it feel soooooooo goooooood..... so good to be baaaaaaaaaaad....du du du du do do do do..... ur in great form today haha "

Dublin has made me loose the plot....that wee song came on....its us ash lol!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... "

haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Why does it feel soooooooo goooooood..... so good to be baaaaaaaaaaad....du du du du do do do do..... ur in great form today haha

Dublin has made me loose the plot....that wee song came on....its us ash lol!! "

hahaha sounds like us ah can't wait for Friday ur makin me excited haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER "

Lol....we will stuff our faces on sat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER

Lol....we will stuff our faces on sat....."

What im on about sat....haha....i meant fri....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER

Lol....we will stuff our faces on sat.....

What im on about sat....haha....i meant fri.... "

sure we can go stuff are faces on sat aswel haha

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER

Lol....we will stuff our faces on sat.....

What im on about sat....haha....i meant fri.... "

I thought it was just me that made that mistake oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day.... "

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner "

fizzy orange lucozade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade "

HP sauce slapped on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER

Lol....we will stuff our faces on sat.....

What im on about sat....haha....i meant fri....

I thought it was just me that made that mistake oops "

Dublin has done funny things to my head.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on "

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this open to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this open to anyone

"

Males places are now full....

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on "

That's the business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

That's the business"

Nice one, now I'm hungry and horny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

That's the business

Nice one, now I'm hungry and horny!!"

Best be finding yourself a naked chef.....Two birds, one stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... "

lol ash said I could stay in hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

That's the business

Nice one, now I'm hungry and horny!!"

You are quite welcome at the banterville Arms we can satisfy your every need and I mean every need

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers "

only if u bring food haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

That's the business

Nice one, now I'm hungry and horny!!

You are quite welcome at the banterville Arms we can satisfy your every need and I mean every need "

Sounds amazing, where do I check in

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER

Lol....we will stuff our faces on sat.....

What im on about sat....haha....i meant fri....

I thought it was just me that made that mistake oops

Dublin has done funny things to my head..... "

Only your head?

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food haha"

lol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food haha"

Come to mine ash I will feed you gladly don't like to see hungry people all are welcome

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food haha

Come to mine ash I will feed you gladly don't like to see hungry people all are welcome "

Me thinks there will be a queue outside your door on Saturday

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol "

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol "

haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

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over a year ago


"Just ate a double cheeseburger/fries/mc flurry.....my dress is gona look amazing on..... I jus ate a whole pizza I feel the same we can look fast food friendly together haha

Lol.....oh i feel better now.....Need a pair of those big fancy spanx bloomers haha....ash you have nothing to worry about..... I look 5 months pregnant right now and I'm still starvin haha

Frig away off you do not!! i know need a chinese now haha.... haha fickin do so awh I'd love one I get this thing outta my Chinese boiled rice chicken duck pork and beef with curry sauce it's the best thing EVER

Lol....we will stuff our faces on sat.....

What im on about sat....haha....i meant fri....

I thought it was just me that made that mistake oops

Dublin has done funny things to my head.....

Only your head? "

Lol...._ilder....i dont know what you are implying??

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food haha

Come to mine ash I will feed you gladly don't like to see hungry people all are welcome "

haha ur so good I never get up early tho can u do a 2 o clock breaky haha

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse "

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to "

that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everyone staying up on fri night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me "

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!! "

lol sure she's gonna cook lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix anyou've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!! lol sure she's gonna cook lol "

No no thats just fine with me.....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite "

hahaha why not?

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!! lol sure she's gonna cook lol "

hope ur not sayin I cook cause that's funny haha

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix anyou've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!! lol sure she's gonna cook lol

No no thats just fine with me..... "

lol il prob end up at Micky dees at 7 in the morning

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?"

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix anyou've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!! lol sure she's gonna cook lol

No no thats just fine with me..... lol il prob end up at Micky dees at 7 in the morning "

Mickey d's in Bangor serves breakie from 6 am I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix anyou've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!! lol sure she's gonna cook lol

No no thats just fine with me..... lol il prob end up at Micky dees at 7 in the morning

Mickey d's in Bangor serves breakie from 6 am I believe "

lol even better lol that is if I can find it lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol"

I did haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear "

oh god spit it out what did u do haha

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix anyou've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol

Oh right so you have shunned me now for ash hardy?? well to bad because ash belongs to pink!! lol sure she's gonna cook lol

No no thats just fine with me..... lol il prob end up at Micky dees at 7 in the morning

Mickey d's in Bangor serves breakie from 6 am I believe lol even better lol that is if I can find it lol "

I shall direct you

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha "

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill give hardy extra special directions hahahaaaaaa....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy "

hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

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over a year ago


"Ill give hardy extra special directions hahahaaaaaa.... "

To your bed perchance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hardy they are being bad to you come tell auntie Georgiana about it

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over a year ago


"Ill give hardy extra special directions hahahaaaaaa....

To your bed perchance? "

No he has blew has chance now pinky doesnt do 2nd chances....ill direct him somewhere else hehe....

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it "

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

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"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

"

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

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"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!! "
oh god there's mini panthers in the room aswel maybe I should change rooms I don't want all you's are left overs haha

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over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time "

No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther

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over a year ago


"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!! oh god there's mini panthers in the room aswel maybe I should change rooms I don't want all you's are left overs haha "

Trust me ash we were so tired we tried and then fell asleep lmao!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

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"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!! oh god there's mini panthers in the room aswel maybe I should change rooms I don't want all you's are left overs haha

Trust me ash we were so tired we tried and then fell asleep lmao!! "

haha ye and made up for it wen you's woke up? I'm not Fallin for that I didn do anything crap haha

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over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther"

You also had input too lol

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha "

how'd ya guess?

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"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!! oh god there's mini panthers in the room aswel maybe I should change rooms I don't want all you's are left overs haha

Trust me ash we were so tired we tried and then fell asleep lmao!! haha ye and made up for it wen you's woke up? I'm not Fallin for that I didn do anything crap haha "

Lol no honest we never we were nakered.....

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over a year ago


"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!! "

Isn't the bed just massive?

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over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther"

No mr p you are not feeling ashs bum!!

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"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!!

Isn't the bed just massive? "

Yes but i was in it before you....near 7yrs ago lol....so hahaaaaa...my bare bum was there first!!

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"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther

Lotta also had input too with his Dolly Parton songs lol "

Lol Mr Panther

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"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther

Ok yes mr p you can feel ashs bum!! "

Thanks Mrs P

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over a year ago


"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!!

Isn't the bed just massive?

Yes but i was in it before you....near 7yrs ago lol....so hahaaaaa...my bare bum was there first!! "

Beat me by a year

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over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther

Lotta also had input too with his Dolly Parton songs lol Lol Mr Panther"

What is with all this projecting onto me? Firstvyour weekend wear, now your musical tastes

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

All this talk about bare bums and feelin bums is makin me very excited haha

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over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess?"

u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

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"All this talk about bare bums and feelin bums is makin me very excited haha "

Mr P gona get a slap!!!lol....

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"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther

Lotta also had input too with his Dolly Parton songs lol Lol Mr Panther

What is with all this projecting onto me? Firstvyour weekend wear, now your musical tastes "

Lotta you and I are the Banterville offical Meet and Greet commitee Mr D P

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha "

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie

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over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther

Lotta also had input too with his Dolly Parton songs lol Lol Mr Panther

What is with all this projecting onto me? Firstvyour weekend wear, now your musical tastes Lotta you and I are the Banterville offical Meet and Greet commitee Mr D P"

So I've heard Mr DP

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over a year ago


"All this talk about bare bums and feelin bums is makin me very excited haha

Mr P gona get a slap!!!lol.... "

On Me Bum on Me Bum getting all excited now

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie "

hahaha bit harsh that I only called ya a curtain wiper haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"All this talk about bare bums and feelin bums is makin me very excited haha

Mr P gona get a slap!!!lol.... On Me Bum on Me Bum getting all excited now "

I was just about to say that haha

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie hahaha bit harsh that I only called ya a arse wiper haha "

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie hahaha bit harsh that I only called ya a curtain wiper haha "

You know I lubes ya Tash

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

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"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie hahaha bit harsh that I only called ya a curtain wiper haha

You know I lubes ya Tash "

u wanna lube me now? Haha

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over a year ago


"Fingers Crossed all is well

Hate missing the fun!!!

Cant believe if missed a weekend in cork and and evening in the company of lolli already

Better be getting that butt of yours up here lol!!

just so we can feel yours for a change! !

Oh that's a valid point as host I get to feel peoples bums this time No you dont thats mine and Lotta's job you chose to sort the music with mrs p.......Mr Panther

Lotta also had input too with his Dolly Parton songs lol Lol Mr Panther

What is with all this projecting onto me? Firstvyour weekend wear, now your musical tastes Lotta you and I are the Banterville offical Meet and Greet commitee Mr Dark Panther

So I've heard Mr Dark Panther "

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over a year ago


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie hahaha bit harsh that I only called ya a curtain wiper haha

You know I lubes ya Tash u wanna lube me now? Haha "

Apparently its polite

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over a year ago

I dont think its fair to call ash mary or sheep shag anymore lotta

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I dont think its fair to call ash mary or sheep shag anymore lotta "
he never called me sheep shag? Haha well not to my face anyway

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie hahaha bit harsh that I only called ya a curtain wiper haha

You know I lubes ya Tash u wanna lube me now? Haha

Apparently its polite "

haha make sure u bring some Friday so

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over a year ago


"I dont think its fair to call ash mary or sheep shag anymore lotta he never called me for a shag with dave? Haha well not to Dave's face anyway "

Shocked Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a Oompa-Loompa Ash

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I dont think its fair to call ash mary or sheep shag anymore lotta he never called me for a shag with dave? Haha well not to Dave's face anyway

Shocked Mr P"

hahahaha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Whats a Oompa-Loompa Ash"
omg did he call me one of them ha

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"I dont think its fair to call ash mary or sheep shag anymore lotta he never called me for a shag with dave? Haha well not to Dave's face anyway

Shocked Mr P hahahaha "

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"Whats a Oompa-Loompa Ash omg did he call me one of them ha"
No I was just wondering what one was...Oh tell Dave hes with Lotta and I on the offical Mingle&Grope committee......Lmao Mr Panther

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

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"Whats a Oompa-Loompa Ash omg did he call me one of them haNo I was just wondering what one was...Oh tell Dave hes with Lotta and I on the offical Mingle&Grope committee......Lmao Mr Panther "
sounds like ur callin me one haha and I don't trust him with you pair u will corrupt him on me haha

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"Whats a Oompa-Loompa Ash omg did he call me one of them haNo I was just wondering what one was...Oh tell Dave hes with Lotta and I on the offical Mingle&Grope committee......Lmao Mr Panther sounds like ur callin me one haha and I don't trust him with you pair u will corrupt him on me haha"
Its either he's on the committee or if there is an auction I will auction you off as the naked chef........Mr Panther

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over a year ago


"Bestie stop being a bog rat i stayed in the honeymoon suite for our honeymoon!! oh god there's mini panthers in the room aswel maybe I should change rooms I don't want all you's are left overs haha

Trust me ash we were so tired we tried and then fell asleep lmao!! haha ye and made up for it wen you's woke up? I'm not sore I did do something crap haha "

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"I dont think its fair to call ash mary or sheep shag anymore lotta he never called me sheep shag? Haha well not to my face anyway "

I now rename you Ash

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"I find when I'm hungover all I want us sex. Oh no hang on that's just every day....

Add a breakfast roll and ice cold club orange into that mix and you've a winner fizzy orange lucozade HP sauce slapped on

Hardy i keep telling you...once ive kicked you out of my bed your arent getting any breakfast..... lol ash said I could stay in hers only if u bring food hahalol deal I'll even sneek in the frying pan lol haha imagine walkin into the hotel with that although I'd say they seen worse

What hotel you staying in, I can tell you what madness I've got up to that court place I think I can't find my email thingy they sent me

Marine court...hmmm....any suite in particular? Do not say the honeymoon suite hahaha why not?

If memory serves me right I think you did say you had booked that lol

Oh dear oh god spit it out what did u do haha

Nothing too bad actually

Don't put bubble bath in the jacuzzi, thon woman I was there with made that mistake.

Do not have sex or walk in front of the windows naked, its on the seafront

Don't get locked out of your room naked, the staff and guests don't like it

I'd also advise nobody sits on the armchairs though I'm sure they've been replaced

Enjoy hahaha ah u hav to put bubble bath in it makes it more fun u can't see each other so u hav to feel around haha I will defo be avoiding the chairs now is there mini lottas all over the room? And I don't think I'll be walkin outside the room naked I'll make sure of it

Luckily the drainage allows for bubbles

Hmmm I definitely wouldn't shine an infrared light

quick wipe in the curtains before u left? Haha

how'd ya guess? u just come across as a curtain wiper haha

Fuck off never wiped it on the curtains in my life ya sheep sheerin, ewe worrying pixie hahaha bit harsh that I only called ya a curtain wiper haha

You know I lubes ya Tash u wanna lube me now? Haha

Apparently its polite haha make sure u bring some Friday so "

Should I be scared? ???

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"Whats a Oompa-Loompa Ash omg did he call me one of them haNo I was just wondering what one was...Oh tell Dave hes with Lotta and I on the offical Mingle&Grope committee......Lmao Mr Panther sounds like ur callin me one haha and I don't trust him with you pair u will corrupt him on me haha"

Would we do that? ???

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"I dont think its fair to call ash mary or sheep shag anymore lotta he never called me sheep shag? Haha well not to my face anyway

I now rename you Oompa Loompa "

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Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats

What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have another puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while

It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile

But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong

Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

Given good manners, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have another puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat

Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame

You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

If you're not spoiled, then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have another puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

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"Ill give hardy extra special directions hahahaaaaaa.... "

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