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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This made me chuckle. Had to share~

Reposted from: Cosmopolitan ? Sex & Relationships

1. What does "rough" mean? It's too late to sit down and flip through an hour-long PowerPoint presentation about what "rough sex" entails and what her expectations are. I guess we're role-playing as John Wetton and Geoff Downes from '70s rock band Asia, because we're in the "Heat of the Moment."

2. I guess I should start by spanking her. Spanking is a great litmus test for just how rough this rough sex should be. It's still probably best to start off with a light tap, like a butt pat.

3. All right, that barely even registered on her butt's Richter scale. I guess I should crank it up a notch. Time to give her a friendly slap. Oh wow, she didn't mind that either.

4. Should I do it even harder? All right, I'm going to slap her ass like it insulted my mother. Holy shit, she loved it. Wipe that giddy smirk off your face and play it cool.

5. I guess I should pull her hair now? This is weird. I feel like a cowboy and a 5-year-old and I don't know if I like the feeling or not.

6. Harder? I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

7. This is awesome. I'm pumping so hard and fast and I feel like Christian Bale in American Psycho except for all the murder stuff. I'm gonna flex.

8. I'M CRAMPING. Oh, god. This is too much. One man wasn't meant to do this much legwork that quickly. Is she even enjoying this?

9. Oh, gross. Now I'm just really sweaty. It's like I ran a sex marathon.

10. I'm gonna pull some Fifty Shades of Grey moves here. I'm about to …. Wait, what do they do in that book? They have rough sex and the dude is like, super rich, right? And then they … I dunno. I'm going to be rich at her?

10. Oh, no way. She wants me to choke her. I feel like a murderer. Not like, a sexy Dexter murderer. I just feel like, if the police came in right now, they'd shoot me. I'm losing my erection because I'm thinking about getting shot by the police.

11. Does she just mean like, kind of having my hands near her neck? I feel like anything more than that is just asking for trouble.

12. What's sexier? A full nelson or just a firm hand grip? I've never had to choke anyone in my life, let alone while multitasking.

13. I'm going to settle on "playful" choke. Is that a thing? I feel like it's an oxymoron, but that's how this feels. Playful, yet dangerous.

14. Talking dirty is weird. It gives me the same anxiety that giving a presentation in health class does.

15. I'M CRAMPING AGAIN. I'M GOING DOWN. WHO IS THIS SEX SUPPOSED TO BE ROUGH FOR??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just laughed out loud on train and spat coffee round seat in front, ta.

Who the hell let you in here anyhoo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know i had much the same reaction minus the danger zone of hot coffee :L twas why I felt I needed to share with the world :L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good call, I now have my fellow commuters giving me odd looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this brightened up my morning!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it "

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked "

lol....me too...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Brilliant couldn't have wrote it better my self but he did forget the feeling of power bestowed on him by her

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By *un4fun23456Man
over a year ago

ennis


"This made me chuckle. Had to share~

Reposted from: Cosmopolitan ? Sex & Relationships

1. What does "rough" mean? It's too late to sit down and flip through an hour-long PowerPoint presentation about what "rough sex" entails and what her expectations are. I guess we're role-playing as John Wetton and Geoff Downes from '70s rock band Asia, because we're in the "Heat of the Moment."

2. I guess I should start by spanking her. Spanking is a great litmus test for just how rough this rough sex should be. It's still probably best to start off with a light tap, like a butt pat.

3. All right, that barely even registered on her butt's Richter scale. I guess I should crank it up a notch. Time to give her a friendly slap. Oh wow, she didn't mind that either.

4. Should I do it even harder? All right, I'm going to slap her ass like it insulted my mother. Holy shit, she loved it. Wipe that giddy smirk off your face and play it cool.

5. I guess I should pull her hair now? This is weird. I feel like a cowboy and a 5-year-old and I don't know if I like the feeling or not.

6. Harder? I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

7. This is awesome. I'm pumping so hard and fast and I feel like Christian Bale in American Psycho except for all the murder stuff. I'm gonna flex.

8. I'M CRAMPING. Oh, god. This is too much. One man wasn't meant to do this much legwork that quickly. Is she even enjoying this?

9. Oh, gross. Now I'm just really sweaty. It's like I ran a sex marathon.

10. I'm gonna pull some Fifty Shades of Grey moves here. I'm about to …. Wait, what do they do in that book? They have rough sex and the dude is like, super rich, right? And then they … I dunno. I'm going to be rich at her?

10. Oh, no way. She wants me to choke her. I feel like a murderer. Not like, a sexy Dexter murderer. I just feel like, if the police came in right now, they'd shoot me. I'm losing my erection because I'm thinking about getting shot by the police.

11. Does she just mean like, kind of having my hands near her neck? I feel like anything more than that is just asking for trouble.

12. What's sexier? A full nelson or just a firm hand grip? I've never had to choke anyone in my life, let alone while multitasking.

13. I'm going to settle on "playful" choke. Is that a thing? I feel like it's an oxymoron, but that's how this feels. Playful, yet dangerous.

14. Talking dirty is weird. It gives me the same anxiety that giving a presentation in health class does.

15. I'M CRAMPING AGAIN. I'M GOING DOWN. WHO IS THIS SEX SUPPOSED TO BE ROUGH FOR??

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why do some women like it rough ass slapped hair pulled ?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

This has made me think what's the women of fans pov on it

They are all staying very quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has made me think what's the women of fans pov on it

They are all staying very quiet "

Well said, how's about a repost from the female perspective??]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked

lol....me too... "

rough sex and a laugh eh? :L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked

lol....me too...

rough sex and a laugh eh? :L"

You're just happy nobody has turned you down without you asking first

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Omg.. That made me laugh out loud so hard! ! In the middle of having coffee on my own. . You know when you then think i look mad. .i really shouldn't laugh out loud on my own. ... and the more you think it the more you laugh! !!...

People Now think I'm a loon! !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked

lol....me too...

rough sex and a laugh eh? :L

You're just happy nobody has turned you down without you

asking first "

Hahaha yeahh i get that :P

think I just realised who you are :L ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked

lol....me too...

rough sex and a laugh eh? :L

You're just happy nobody has turned you down without you

asking first

Hahaha yeahh i get that :P

think I just realised who you are :L ]"

Aye ya know me we've a mutual friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked

lol....me too...

rough sex and a laugh eh? :L

You're just happy nobody has turned you down without you

asking first

Hahaha yeahh i get that :P

think I just realised who you are :L ]

Aye ya know me we've a mutual friend "

tis a small world we live in, and a smaller site to play in ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very good....awww you poor boys have it so tough...lol

its a hard life but someone has to live it

Excellent. Not sure if I was suppose to get turned on........but it worked

lol....me too...

rough sex and a laugh eh? :L

You're just happy nobody has turned you down without you

asking first

Hahaha yeahh i get that :P

think I just realised who you are :L ]

Aye ya know me we've a mutual friend

tis a small world we live in, and a smaller site to play in ]"

So it would appear, sure its all good craic

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