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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit on cold concrete?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you sit on cold concrete? "

Lol it was a hypothetical question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah sure. Hypothetical.......

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

U hav piles? Hahaha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Yeah sure. Hypothetical....... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha only you Duffer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U hav piles? Hahaha"

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahahaha only you Duffer!"

I new this would give you a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROTFLMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking "

Just try putting it behind you

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol"

ye ur stupit like that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

Just try putting it behind you "

I'm trying not to be anal about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha "

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahaha only you Duffer!

I new this would give you a giggle "

You never fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you..... "

I'm not playing at the weekend because of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you..... "

Or maybe that's him playing hard to get for Mr p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahahaha only you Duffer!

I new this would give you a giggle

You never fail "

:-

D

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol "

at least I admit I'm stupit ur tryin to use hypo stuff to hide the fact u hav piles hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you.....

Or maybe that's him playing hard to get for Mr p "

Mr Pees not going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you.....

Or maybe that's him playing hard to get for Mr p

Mr Pees not going lol"

Oh so does that mean you will be sorted for him next week then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking "

Toes don't notice piles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol at least I admit I'm stupit ur tryin to use hypo stuff to hide the fact u hav piles hahahaha"

Ok hypothetical speaking do you think I'm stupid for posting this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you.....

Or maybe that's him playing hard to get for Mr p

Mr Pees not going lol

Oh so does that mean you will be sorted for him next week then "

No ill make sure to make him believe I actually do have them

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol at least I admit I'm stupit ur tryin to use hypo stuff to hide the fact u hav piles hahahaha

Ok hypothetical speaking do you think I'm stupid for posting this thread lol "

obviously haha but it gave me a good laugh u never fail haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

Toes don't notice piles

"

You wanna stick your toe up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol at least I admit I'm stupit ur tryin to use hypo stuff to hide the fact u hav piles hahahaha

Ok hypothetical speaking do you think I'm stupid for posting this thread lol obviously haha but it gave me a good laugh u never fail haha "

Hypothetically speaking laughing is good for the soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

Toes don't notice piles

You wanna stick your toe up my arse "

A newly liberated Duffer eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

Toes don't notice piles

You wanna stick your toe up my arse

A newly liberated Duffer eh?

"

Not that liberated, that could be the cause of piles

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol at least I admit I'm stupit ur tryin to use hypo stuff to hide the fact u hav piles hahahaha

Ok hypothetical speaking do you think I'm stupid for posting this thread lol "

hypothetically ...i think that's hypothetically stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

Toes don't notice piles

You wanna stick your toe up my arse

A newly liberated Duffer eh?

Not that liberated, that could be the cause of piles "

Aww u got piles from a hunnitoe??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

Toes don't notice piles

You wanna stick your toe up my arse

A newly liberated Duffer eh?

Not that liberated, that could be the cause of piles

Aww u got piles from a hunnitoe??"

Stop fanning the flames, who started this rumour I had piles and way. Oh wait

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Don't worry about it U have three days to hypothetical cure them I am sure if me p were going he cure them for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you.....

I'm not playing at the weekend because of it "

Lol......Poor Dumpster is getting no fun.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't worry about it U have three days to hypothetical cure them I am sure if me p were going he cure them for u "

Have you a recommendation of a hypothetical cream I could use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you.....

I'm not playing at the weekend because of it

Lol......Poor Dumpster is getting no fun..... "

Sure I won't get any, anyway I'm just getting blocked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....if you got piles a few days before a meet? Obviously it makes it a little uncomfortable, especially if you don't mind a bit of rimming.

Would you let your potential meet know or just keep quiet and if it comes to the bit just grin and bear it and hope they don't notice?

This of course is all hypothetically speaking

Toes don't notice piles

You wanna stick your toe up my arse

A newly liberated Duffer eh?

Not that liberated, that could be the cause of piles

Aww u got piles from a hunnitoe??

Stop fanning the flames, who started this rumour I had piles and way. Oh wait "

She backs away blowing his ring of fire .......

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Don't worry about it U have three days to hypothetical cure them I am sure if me p were going he cure them for u

Have you a recommendation of a hypothetical cream I could use "

That would be a topical cream ur after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good god dumpster thats rotten....no tongue bum love for you.....

Or maybe that's him playing hard to get for Mr p

Mr Pees not going lol

Oh so does that mean you will be sorted for him next week then "

Lmao....sofia....think mr p and dumpster will need their own room!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fs Duffer consult a doctor not fab

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Fs Duffer consult a doctor not fab "

Doctors charge exorbitant rates here its free and backed by years of research google says so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fs Duffer consult a doctor not fab

Doctors charge exorbitant rates here its free and backed by years of research google says so "

A doctors appointment is free in the North

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Fs Duffer consult a doctor not fab

Doctors charge exorbitant rates here its free and backed by years of research google says so

A doctors appointment is free in the North "

Ssssush ffs detol and a wire brush was coming next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fs Duffer consult a doctor not fab

Doctors charge exorbitant rates here its free and backed by years of research google says so

A doctors appointment is free in the North

Ssssush ffs detol and a wire brush was coming next "

Well that is the best cure, google says so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fs Duffer consult a doctor not fab

Doctors charge exorbitant rates here its free and backed by years of research google says so

A doctors appointment is free in the North

Ssssush ffs detol and a wire brush was coming next

Well that is the best cure, google says so "

Can I ask why you both looked up cures for piles on Google or were you both just wondering hypothetically?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Not a bother always here to help out a fellow fourmite even if that means having to look at a bunch of grapes hanging off some guys ass on google its what U do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fs Duffer consult a doctor not fab

Doctors charge exorbitant rates here its free and backed by years of research google says so

A doctors appointment is free in the North

Ssssush ffs detol and a wire brush was coming next

Well that is the best cure, google says so

Can I ask why you both looked up cures for piles on Google or were you both just wondering hypothetically? "

When you asked me to goggle cures in pm not five minutes I felt duty bound to help you. Also it says buy an inflatable donut for comfort bud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

That's what mates do they find out the stuff their mates need to know, now get down the local hardware and pick ur self up some wire brushes and detol U may need that doughnut cushion as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's what mates do they find out the stuff their mates need to know, now get down the local hardware and pick ur self up some wire brushes and detol U may need that doughnut cushion as well "

Any chance you can Google erectile dysfunction for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's what mates do they find out the stuff their mates need to know, now get down the local hardware and pick ur self up some wire brushes and detol U may need that doughnut cushion as well

Any chance you can Google erectile dysfunction for me too "

Meet cancelled ffs!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Now ur pushing it oh wait if U have that ur not pushing anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now ur pushing it oh wait if U have that ur not pushing anything "

I'm pushing my luck trying to get meets I know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol"

We're there for ya bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now ur pushing it oh wait if U have that ur not pushing anything

I'm pushing my luck trying to get meets I know that "

So u talk shite, u spend time on the bog havng a dump, u have 'hypothetical' piles, the potential for erectile dysfunction and a toe'd ass....ermmm meets??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now ur pushing it oh wait if U have that ur not pushing anything

I'm pushing my luck trying to get meets I know that

So u talk shite, u spend time on the bog havng a dump, u have 'hypothetical' piles, the potential for erectile dysfunction and a toe'd ass....ermmm meets?? "

I know but I find it best to be upfront before meets, that way nobodies disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

We're there for ya bud "

Cheers pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now ur pushing it oh wait if U have that ur not pushing anything

I'm pushing my luck trying to get meets I know that

So u talk shite, u spend time on the bog havng a dump, u have 'hypothetical' piles, the potential for erectile dysfunction and a toe'd ass....ermmm meets??

I know but I find it best to be upfront before meets, that way nobodies disappointed "

Indeed...but this thread aint about upfront it's about upback

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now ur pushing it oh wait if U have that ur not pushing anything

I'm pushing my luck trying to get meets I know that

So u talk shite, u spend time on the bog havng a dump, u have 'hypothetical' piles, the potential for erectile dysfunction and a toe'd ass....ermmm meets??

I know but I find it best to be upfront before meets, that way nobodies disappointed

Indeed...but this thread aint about upfront it's about upback "

Omg you just made me realise it's one of the few threads that has stayed on topic lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

See we can be serious when needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See we can be serious when needed "

Yep its a serious matter, needs sorted before Saturday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't always talk a load of auld sh**e....only when it's requested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

We're there for ya bud

Cheers pal "

Sofia just jealous cause she wants duffer to herself .......Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We don't always talk a load of auld sh**e....only when it's requested "

I can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol at least I admit I'm stupit ur tryin to use hypo stuff to hide the fact u hav piles hahahaha"

Ash isnt stupid she sent me a message saying duffer wont talk to her if she doesn't act as daft as him..........Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them to bring some ice, then if he/she doesn't mind at least you'll get some relief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask them to bring some ice, then if he/she doesn't mind at least you'll get some relief. "

Hopefully the bar has ice and when my friend is done with the ice he will leave it back in the ice bucket instead of soaking the bar top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See we can be serious when needed

Yep its a serious matter, needs sorted before Saturday lol"

Fire is the way forward

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U hav piles? Hahaha

Ha ha if I did do you think I'd announce it on the forum a few days before Saturday lol ye ur stupit like that haha

Coming from you Tash that's rich lol at least I admit I'm stupit ur tryin to use hypo stuff to hide the fact u hav piles hahahaha

Ash isnt stupid she sent me a message saying duffer wont talk to her if she doesn't act as daft as him..........Mr Panther"

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to bring some ice, then if he/she doesn't mind at least you'll get some relief.

Hopefully the bar has ice and when my friend is done with the ice he will leave it back in the ice bucket instead of soaking the bar top "

Oh good lord you are a case alright!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goin by some of the messages ive received id say some people woulsnt have a provlem trying to push them back inside u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goin by some of the messages ive received id say some people woulsnt have a provlem trying to push them back inside u"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goin by some of the messages ive received id say some people woulsnt have a provlem trying to push them back inside u"

They'd have a good job, as I'd need to have them first for them to be successful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

We're there for ya bud

Cheers pal

Sofia just jealous cause she wants duffer to herself .......Mr Panther"

Now Mr p what have I told you about projecting your feelings I to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

We're there for ya bud

Cheers pal

Sofia just jealous cause she wants duffer to herself .......Mr Panther

Now Mr p what have I told you about projecting your feelings I to others "

He seems to do it a fair bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi do i need to tell mr his lugs are burning haha??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

We're there for ya bud

Cheers pal

Sofia just jealous cause she wants duffer to herself .......Mr Panther

Now Mr p what have I told you about projecting your feelings I to others "

Sofia did I ruin yours and Lotta's surprise for Duffer that you and lotta wanna have a mmf with him...........Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

We're there for ya bud

Cheers pal

Sofia just jealous cause she wants duffer to herself .......Mr Panther

Now Mr p what have I told you about projecting your feelings I to others Sofia did I ruin yours and Lotta's surprise for Duffer that you and lotta wanna have a mmf with him...........Mr P"

Well you have now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad you guys looked at them instead of me I didn't really want to as I was asking for a mate lol

We're there for ya bud

Cheers pal

Sofia just jealous cause she wants duffer to herself .......Mr Panther

Now Mr p what have I told you about projecting your feelings I to others Sofia did I ruin yours and Lotta's surprise for Duffer that you and lotta wanna have a mmf with him...........Mr P"

Happy days, what a nice surprise that would be

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