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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Every single time I go to the hairdressers I have to struggle with my words and not ask for my hair to be blow jobbed straight. Has having a filthy mind gotten anyone else in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes one time I wanted the number for local book shop called coughlans

so I rang 11811 and asked for the number for booklans cock shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes one time I wanted the number for local book shop called coughlans

so I rang 11811 and asked for the number for booklans cock shop

Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever asked for a bucket of Cockporn in the cinema..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ... But I probably will now lol

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Every single time I go to the hairdressers I have to struggle with my words and not ask for my hair to be blow jobbed straight. Has having a filthy mind gotten anyone else in trouble "

I'm terrible for doing this. Esp for saying I just want a quick blow job instead of blow dry.

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By *ralSurpriseMan
over a year ago

Meath

Fucking always happening me lately in work when someone asks me usernames or email address and I'm like "BiggyT"

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim

We had the vicar and his wife visiting for a meal and had organic fresh cream for the desert. I asked them if they wanted some orgasmic cream........

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I was in the ice cream shop and there was fudge icecream and i said can i have fud ice cream please and she just look at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails "

a long hard talking talk isnt as much craic as i thought it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails "

Did she enjoy it !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i write my first song ill have to remind myself not to use 'blowjobs on mind' as the title of it.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter but instead accidentally said "you fucking bitch, you've ruined my life"

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter but instead accidentally said "you fucking bitch, you've ruined my life" "
hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went in my local post office and asked for lotto lucky dick. The guy just smiled and said have you something else on your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having coffee with my boss and started flirting with him and he was flirting back and asked him how his ass looked great in his work trousers! I was mortified and I soon remembered he's not a fabber!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Was having coffee with my boss and started flirting with him and he was flirting back and asked him how his ass looked great in his work trousers! I was mortified and I soon remembered he's not a fabber! "

He might have a donkey who wears his clothes so you might just have got away with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter but instead accidentally said "you fucking bitch, you've ruined my life" "

LOL's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter but instead accidentally said "you fucking bitch, you've ruined my life"

LOL's"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails

a long hard talking talk isnt as much craic as i thought it would be"

Really? You seem a chatty individual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails

Did she enjoy it !!!!! "

Up until the bouncer intervened she seemed rather agreeable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single time I go to the hairdressers I have to struggle with my words and not ask for my hair to be blow jobbed straight. Has having a filthy mind gotten anyone else in trouble "
ah sure say a prayer an u will be grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a battered sausage in the chipper can be fun depending who's working

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails

Did she enjoy it !!!!! "

note to self.... Next time keep face straight lol

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