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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was in work and we where talking about chat up lines but because we are lads it just became dirty... so what is the best chat up line or best dirty chat up line you know or have heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy mailed me here recently saying ''hey baby, I'd love to stick it in your shit pipe'

Charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy mailed me here recently saying ''hey baby, I'd love to stick it in your shit pipe'

Charmer

Lol I hope you swooned red, he's a keeper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

I've seen ur lizard and what a strange colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

I've seen ur lizard and what a strange colour

That's not the best compliment he's ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Excited !!! He never moved just lay there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Excited !!! He never moved just lay there "

That's cause you never stroked him

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I suppose a ride's out of the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the lights went off he just lay there and fell asleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the lights went off he just lay there and fell asleep?"

He likes to do it with the lights on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the lights went off he just lay there and fell asleep?"

Gave me the eye when I was creeping on him for a investigative look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Excited !!! He never moved just lay there

That's cause you never stroked him

If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have lovely small hands, would love to put me cock in your hand and make me cock look hugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Excited !!! He never moved just lay there

That's cause you never stroked him

If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs"

You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have lovely small hands, would love to put me cock in your hand and make me cock look hugh

Oh I like hands give us a goo at yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Excited !!! He never moved just lay there

That's cause you never stroked him

If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs

You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey

My skin feels funny thinking about him and he is not even here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy mailed me here recently saying ''hey baby, I'd love to stick it in your shit pipe'

Charmer

Lol I hope you swooned red, he's a keeper!"
wouldnt mind having a chat with her and drink she look tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Excited !!! He never moved just lay there

That's cause you never stroked him

If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs

You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey

My skin feels funny thinking about him and he is not even here"

That'll be the goosebumps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Jaysus stop stealing my lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see myself in them

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"A guy mailed me here recently saying ''hey baby, I'd love to stick it in your shit pipe'

Charmer

He work for Dynorod maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a liar because I just can't believe my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me,,now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited

Excited !!! He never moved just lay there

That's cause you never stroked him

If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs

You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey

My skin feels funny thinking about him and he is not even here

That'll be the goosebumps lol"

No he just gives me the willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy mailed me here recently saying ''hey baby, I'd love to stick it in your shit pipe'

Charmer

Ffs classy fella. Whens the coffee meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I touch your belly button.............from the inside?

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Is your body from McDonalds? Cos I'm lovin' it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What way do you like your eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What way do you like your eggs? "

Unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey nice legs.....what time do they open ?

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

In my spare time I’m an astronaut. My next mission? I’m gonna explore Uranus

I don’t know much about flowers, but you can put your tulips around my cock

I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to play windows?" "Whats windows" "you lay open and I'll hang out of you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What way do you like your eggs? "

cadbury creamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is dead can I bury it in your vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What way do you like your eggs?

Unfertilised

Yup that's the answer to that one.

Prefer the Kevin Wilson one myself, My face is leaving in 15 mins and I'd like you on it!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Have you a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see myself in them

you silver tongued devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked a large girl in a nightclub if she would like to dance.she said she would love to so I said go dance so I want to chat up your fit friend. I feel bad about saying it now though. Sort of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see myself in them

you silver tongued devil

never used it personally

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Have you a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see myself in them

you silver tongued devil

never used it personally "

so come on banabas... spin me a chat up line. ... Just for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il get my gloves and give you a few rounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you on fab?? Great!!! Wana fuck and leave eachother a nice verii

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Il get my gloves and give you a few rounds

happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a promise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see myself in them

you silver tongued devil

never used it personally

so come on banabas... spin me a chat up line. ... Just for me

Did your bobbles jingle or are you just happy to see me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my spare time I’m an astronaut. My next mission? I’m gonna explore Uranus

I don’t know much about flowers, but you can put your tulips around my cock

I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house

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im cracking up here... love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My magic watch says you have no underwear on!

Oh sorry, it must be 15 minutes fast!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"My magic watch says you have no underwear on!

Oh sorry, it must be 15 minutes fast! "

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