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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan

How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world! "

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just done the dishes, fed the kids and vacuumed the entire house don't you just love it! brillant......... Mr P

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

It's called multi tasking

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands "

Are there no windows you could clean? You'll come home and have forgotten all those skills that used to be instinctive for wimmin. I blame Michael O Leary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just done the dishes, fed the kids and vacuumed the entire house don't you just love it! brillant......... Mr P"

Now get down those stair and get my feckin breakfast ya big wamin.....(pink).....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world! "

Too busy being a massive pervert to do housework , soz!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands

Are there no windows you could clean? You'll come home and have forgotten all those skills that used to be instinctive for wimmin. I blame Michael O Leary! "

Lol.....2 weeks without THOSE (wink, wink)Wimmin's skills not being used, I will have to put extra effort into them when I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands

Are there no windows you could clean? You'll come home and have forgotten all those skills that used to be instinctive for wimmin. I blame Michael O Leary! "

Should I clean his glof clubs as well MM? Last time I did, he said I ruined them. Advice please.

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands

Are there no windows you could clean? You'll come home and have forgotten all those skills that used to be instinctive for wimmin. I blame Michael O Leary!

Should I clean his glof clubs as well MM? Last time I did, he said I ruined them. Advice please."

Jesus! Golf clubs are an extension of a man's penis. No harsh cleaners should be brought anywhere near them. Handle with care!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands

Are there no windows you could clean? You'll come home and have forgotten all those skills that used to be instinctive for wimmin. I blame Michael O Leary!

Should I clean his glof clubs as well MM? Last time I did, he said I ruined them. Advice please.

Jesus! Golf clubs are an extension of a man's penis. No harsh cleaners should be brought anywhere near them. Handle with care! "

Golf clubs thats a woman's sport now feckin ell put them in the dishwasher...MR P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands

Are there no windows you could clean? You'll come home and have forgotten all those skills that used to be instinctive for wimmin. I blame Michael O Leary!

Should I clean his glof clubs as well MM? Last time I did, he said I ruined them. Advice please.

Jesus! Golf clubs are an extension of a man's penis. No harsh cleaners should be brought anywhere near them. Handle with care! "

So no Vim or Ajax then?

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Pmsl......no washing machine or sink in sight so have to find something to do with these idle hands

Are there no windows you could clean? You'll come home and have forgotten all those skills that used to be instinctive for wimmin. I blame Michael O Leary!

Should I clean his glof clubs as well MM? Last time I did, he said I ruined them. Advice please.

Jesus! Golf clubs are an extension of a man's penis. No harsh cleaners should be brought anywhere near them. Handle with care!

So no Vim or Ajax then?"

Well if you wouldn't use them on your own fluffy bits, don't use them on a man's penis extensions!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


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Well if you wouldn't use them on your own fluffy bits, don't use them on a man's penis extensions! "

A good licking is what they need. #69 in the W I handbook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world! "

Feckin scandalous, jaysus next you'll be telling me no ironings being done either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Feckin scandalous, jaysus next you'll be telling me no ironings being done either "

Michaels most likely got his pinny on doing the ironing at the moment.............Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world! "

Have u ever thought we could have a man slave chained to sink..and when he does something wrong whoop his ass with a whip...

Oh dam sorry that's in my dreams

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Feckin scandalous, jaysus next you'll be telling me no ironings being done either

Michaels most likely got his pinny on doing the ironing at the moment.............Mr P"

Now that's just perverse

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By *ichael McCarthy OP   Man
over a year ago

Lucan


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Have u ever thought we could have a man slave chained to sink..and when he does something wrong whoop his ass with a whip...

Oh dam sorry that's in my dreams "

That's even worse than perverse. It's probably a sign that you're not doing enough cleaning and stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Have u ever thought we could have a man slave chained to sink..and when he does something wrong whoop his ass with a whip...

Oh dam sorry that's in my dreams

That's even worse than perverse. It's probably a sign that you're not doing enough cleaning and stuff? "

The amount that some fellas are on here I'm surprised the world hasn't fell into collapse, since men rule the world n all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the feck can the wimmin be online during the day? Those dishes won't wash themselves, y'know, and aren't there dinners to be prepared for us? Wimmin's lib me hole! It's after destroying the world!

Feckin scandalous, jaysus next you'll be telling me no ironings being done either

Michaels most likely got his pinny on doing the ironing at the moment.............Mr P

Now that's just perverse "

Psssst I think he likes you

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