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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast

Has anyone had fun recently with a builder or repair man doing work at their house? Or even a delivery driver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only in my fantasies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only in my fantasies "

snap

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Only in my fantasies

snap "

I know a girl who seduced the milkman at 5.30 in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only in my fantasies

snap I know a girl who seduced the milkman at 5.30 in the morning!"

Pmsl I hope she got the cream!!

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Only in my fantasies

snap I know a girl who seduced the milkman at 5.30 in the morning!

Pmsl I hope she got the cream!! "

She certainly did, only problem was that I wasn't her milkman!

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By *ittsandtatsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Have to say snickers pants mmmmmmmm

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Have to say snickers pants mmmmmmmm "

what is it about snickers pants i wear them every day and never get accosted yes i do house calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc "

Yeah, and he doesn't even fix the fucking washing machin!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc "

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

"

That was him. That's what diet does to you!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

That was him. That's what diet does to you! "

now that did make me snort my coffee! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

"

Lol just spat out my milkshake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

That was him. That's what diet does to you!

now that did make me snort my coffee! !! "

I'm glad I stopped at your comment first or we'd need a mop!!!

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

Lol just spat out my milkshake!! "

hi mefor, I don't mind if you spit out my milkshake or swallow it. That's up to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

Lol just spat out my milkshake!! hi mefor, I don't mind if you spit out my milkshake or swallow it. That's up to you!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Doesn't this sort of thing only happen in the porn world ? The trusty repair man turning up with his large tool etc etc

yep! Last work man I had in work had halitosis...a very large hairy bum crack (that I had no desire to see! ) and was belly button height. ...diet guy. .. Where are you? ??

That was him. That's what diet does to you! "

dam i was wondering why my ass got so hairy and i was hoping for pecs like ur man on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say snickers pants mmmmmmmm "

don't know about snickers pants in this heat I'm going to work in my shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im tiler in limerick have had few encounters very enjoyable so any ladies need any thing layed give me shout

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"Im tiler in limerick have had few encounters very enjoyable so any ladies need any thing layed give me shout "
good to hear you had good experiences. These things do happen I know. I think the ladies are just a little shy today.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha "

so Dave works for upc

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

Trim


"Only in my fantasies

snap "

2nd snap

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy "

must be time to remodel that bath room again

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy "

miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please. "

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy "

very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?"

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!!

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! "

good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! "

But kept the riding crop to hand?

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!"

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy "

i could sort them out for you although they may be damper when I finish. Would that be ok?

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy i could sort them out for you although they may be damper when I finish. Would that be ok?"

Well how could I turn down an offer like that......... Although I think it's more than a one man job to sort out this problem haha

Miss Mcjoy

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy i could sort them out for you although they may be damper when I finish. Would that be ok?

Well how could I turn down an offer like that......... Although I think it's more than a one man job to sort out this problem haha

Miss Mcjoy "

i would have a go anyway, no job has best me yet!

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy i could sort them out for you although they may be damper when I finish. Would that be ok?

Well how could I turn down an offer like that......... Although I think it's more than a one man job to sort out this problem haha

Miss Mcjoy i would have a go anyway, no job has best me yet!"

I admire your confidence

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am a profession landscaper / gardener. And always aims to please

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I am thinking u may need to get a crew in to sorry out those damp spots

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"Well I am a profession landscaper / gardener. And always aims to please "

Oh I bet you do

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all "

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all "

That must have cum as a shock to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

That must have cum as a shock to him "

I think he nearly died lol but was fun for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy "

oh he was and smoking hot too

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy

oh he was and smoking hot too "

Well I'm thinking he left your place an incredibly happy man

Miss Mcjoy

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

I generally prefer to work in an unoccupied house but this forum is changing my thoughts on that, a few years ago a lady left pictures of herself and her hubby out so I would see them, I didn't need any more hints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy

oh he was and smoking hot too

Well I'm thinking he left your place an incredibly happy man

Miss Mcjoy "

well he did give me his number if I ever needed an electrician

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy

oh he was and smoking hot too

Well I'm thinking he left your place an incredibly happy man

Miss Mcjoy

well he did give me his number if I ever needed an electrician "

hi Tina, so why was it just a kiss if he was so hot?

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy i could sort them out for you although they may be damper when I finish. Would that be ok?

Well how could I turn down an offer like that......... Although I think it's more than a one man job to sort out this problem haha

Miss Mcjoy i would have a go anyway, no job has best me yet!

I admire your confidence

Miss Mcjoy "

o yes, confidence is my middle name. It's half the battle when you have the correct tools for the job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy

oh he was and smoking hot too

Well I'm thinking he left your place an incredibly happy man

Miss Mcjoy

well he did give me his number if I ever needed an electrician hi Tina, so why was it just a kiss if he was so hot?"

because the kids were due over lol

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy i could sort them out for you although they may be damper when I finish. Would that be ok?

Well how could I turn down an offer like that......... Although I think it's more than a one man job to sort out this problem haha

Miss Mcjoy i would have a go anyway, no job has best me yet!

I admire your confidence

Miss Mcjoy o yes, confidence is my middle name. It's half the battle when you have the correct tools for the job!"

Haha well confidence is key!!

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy "

I shall be right over to assist you Miss Mcjoy

Mayor Lotta

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy

oh he was and smoking hot too

Well I'm thinking he left your place an incredibly happy man

Miss Mcjoy

well he did give me his number if I ever needed an electrician hi Tina, so why was it just a kiss if he was so hot?

because the kids were due over lol"

I see, what a bumer, I hate when that happens. So next time you blow a fuse and the kids are away, he'll get a call?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the guy came to install my prepaid leckie box I ended up kissing him but that was all

Lucky electrician

Miss Mcjoy

oh he was and smoking hot too

Well I'm thinking he left your place an incredibly happy man

Miss Mcjoy

well he did give me his number if I ever needed an electrician hi Tina, so why was it just a kiss if he was so hot?

because the kids were due over lol I see, what a bumer, I hate when that happens. So next time you blow a fuse and the kids are away, he'll get a call?"

na I got a hotter one waiting lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc "

Haha no was before him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him "

pmsl love it

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it"

haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha "

very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling. "

there was no massage he didn get that far before his clothes wer ripped off haha

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling. there was no massage he didn get that far before his clothes wer ripped off haha "

You seem a little tense tonight, are you sure you are ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling. there was no massage he didn get that far before his clothes wer ripped off haha "

ah god was with my solicitor on Tuesday but he ain't that good looking lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling. there was no massage he didn get that far before his clothes wer ripped off haha You seem a little tense tonight, are you sure you are ok?"

haha I'm fine thank u

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling. there was no massage he didn get that far before his clothes wer ripped off haha

ah god was with my solicitor on Tuesday but he ain't that good looking lol"

most aren't I jus got lucky haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling. there was no massage he didn get that far before his clothes wer ripped off haha

ah god was with my solicitor on Tuesday but he ain't that good looking lol most aren't I jus got lucky haha "

bitch

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy

I shall be right over to assist you Miss Mcjoy

Mayor Lotta "

You better hurry........

Miss Mcjoy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"

I generally prefer to work in an unoccupied house but this forum is changing my thoughts on that, a few years ago a lady left pictures of herself and her hubby out so I would see them, I didn't need any more hints "

u weren't doing up a bathroom in Galway by any chance

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I fucked the upc man before he left his number on the table before he left rang him a half hour later haha

so Dave works for upc

Haha no was before him

pmsl love it haha fucked my solicitor before aswel he came out to my house one night said I seemed tense and he wanted to give me a massage haha very good and did the massage help you? I'm surprised more people are not spilling. there was no massage he didn get that far before his clothes wer ripped off haha

ah god was with my solicitor on Tuesday but he ain't that good looking lol most aren't I jus got lucky haha

bitch "

ah well, you have a hot electrician, let's not be too greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous!

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous! "

Good for you. As long as you are both enjoying, keep doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous!

Good for you. As long as you are both enjoying, keep doing it. "

oh we are lol! Please note the electric fence

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous! "

Thats shocking? Does your current partner know? I'm sure he'd get amped up if he knew. Or perhaps the news would be met with some resistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous!

Thats shocking? Does your current partner know? I'm sure he'd get amped up if he knew. Or perhaps the news would be met with some resistance.

"

meeting him was a bolt out of the bluem

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous!

Thats shocking? Does your current partner know? I'm sure he'd get amped up if he knew. Or perhaps the news would be met with some resistance.

meeting him was a bolt out of the bluem "

I suppose it put a new spark in your love life!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous!

Thats shocking? Does your current partner know? I'm sure he'd get amped up if he knew. Or perhaps the news would be met with some resistance.

meeting him was a bolt out of the bluem

I suppose it put a new spark in your love life!"

I wonder if the earth moved, or maybe it was a more grounded affair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous!

Thats shocking? Does your current partner know? I'm sure he'd get amped up if he knew. Or perhaps the news would be met with some resistance.

meeting him was a bolt out of the bluem

I suppose it put a new spark in your love life!

I wonder if the earth moved, or maybe it was a more grounded affair."

the affair is current!

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By *ornyandwellhung OP   Man
over a year ago

belfast


"I've been having sex with my electrician for over 2yrs! Fabulous!

Thats shocking? Does your current partner know? I'm sure he'd get amped up if he knew. Or perhaps the news would be met with some resistance.

meeting him was a bolt out of the bluem

I suppose it put a new spark in your love life!

I wonder if the earth moved, or maybe it was a more grounded affair.the affair is current! "

Maybe we could hear it from the other side? How many plumbers, electricians, tilers, or delivery men got lucky on a job?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! "

so jealous! !! I come in from riding and I just look hot and sweaty and smell of horse's lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago I had an encounter with the plumber who was fitting a new bathroom in my house. Took him four days to complete the job

Miss Mcjoy miss _cjoy, good for you. An encounter? Give us more details than that miss, an encounter could be making him tea or holding his tools, more details required please.

Haha a lady never kisses and tells...... Lucky for you I'm not a lady!!!

I was just in from a very long horse ride, still in my riding gear when the plumber was looking for the new tiles. I was showing him where they were when he pinned me to the wall and kissed me hard, full on the lips. Let's just say it wasnt very long before I was out of my jodhpurs and chaps and I was holding his tool

We enjoyed four fun filled days...... Never enjoyed home repairs as much!!!

Miss Mcjoy very good, you must have looked sexy in your riding gear. So you had a ride with the gear on, then a ride with the gear off?

Haha I had a ride with the gear on and several with the gear off!! good for you, my kinda girl. Give me a shout if you have any leaks or even any damp spots. I'd be happy to help! And you won't need the riding gear!

Mayor Lotta........ I'm having a huge issue with damp spots today

Miss Mcjoy

I shall be right over to assist you Miss Mcjoy

Mayor Lotta

You better hurry........

Miss Mcjoy

"

I wish

Mayor Lotta

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