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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening "

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Got food in the oven, the back patio open and my view is of the water, vape is fired up and a nice bottle of staropramen.

all thats missing is some company....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening "

she's doing the rounds today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now just time for a nice cold shower!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got food in the oven, the back patio open and my view is of the water, vape is fired up and a nice bottle of staropramen.

all thats missing is some company...."

I've just sent Betty your way John, she's done with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one of the most entertaining evenings I've ever had in the company of Betty Swallocks in a bar in Brighton. You'd know all about it if she popped round Duffer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm in bits here sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in bits here sis "

You need hosing down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in bits here sis

You need hosing down? "

Quick shower and some sweaty bedroom action would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!! "

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro! "

Hmm debateable there's not much room in my shower making it more intimate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro! "

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be "

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over "

Ha ha like a rat up a drain.pipe lol mon over pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you??? "

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over "

I too am coming over......for beer.......yeah......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over "

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night "

Who said he'd be working!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

I too am coming over......for beer.......yeah......"

Mon over John the fridge is full and the views are great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!! "

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta? "

Two hot guys with hoses??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

Two hot guys with hoses?? "

It's the hot ladies doing the hosing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

Two hot guys with hoses??

It's the hot ladies doing the hosing "

Of course...the guys supply the hoses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

Two hot guys with hoses??

It's the hot ladies doing the hosing

Of course...the guys supply the hoses "

Who supplies toeses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta? "

I was for turning my hose on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy "

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

Ha ha like a rat up a drain.pipe lol mon over pal "

Cheeky git, on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

Two hot guys with hoses??

It's the hot ladies doing the hosing

Of course...the guys supply the hoses

Who supplies toeses? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

I was for turning my hose on you "

It's a pretty impressive looking hose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

I was for turning my hose on you

It's a pretty impressive looking hose! "

Sure if you ever fancy a closer look, step into my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

Two hot guys with hoses??

It's the hot ladies doing the hosing

Of course...the guys supply the hoses

Who supplies toeses? "

Oh yes I will supply those and use them to hold the hoses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

I was for turning my hose on you

It's a pretty impressive looking hose!

Sure if you ever fancy a closer look, step into my office "

Isn't that wer u keep ur tent pole??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

And I suppose you'll want a hosing too lotta?

I was for turning my hose on you

It's a pretty impressive looking hose!

Sure if you ever fancy a closer look, step into my office

Isn't that wer u keep ur tent pole??"

Its more like a storage unit than an office I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm "

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

Ha ha like a rat up a drain.pipe lol mon over pal

Cheeky git, on my way "

Sure ya know I'd do the same if it was the other way round

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus "

What's the difference between your bonus and your penis?

Your wife will always blow your bonus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

What's the difference between your bonus and your penis?

Your wife will always blow your bonus."

I don't have a wife to blow it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was gonna arrive in a bikini, hose you down, then hose myself down in slow motion lol, more fun than a shower bro!

Whats that Duffer? You're inviting me round for a beer? I'll be right over

Ha ha like a rat up a drain.pipe lol mon over pal

Cheeky git, on my way

Sure ya know I'd do the same if it was the other way round "

So I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

What's the difference between your bonus and your penis?

Your wife will always blow your bonus.

I do have a wife to blow it though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

What's the difference between your bonus and your penis?

Your wife will always blow your bonus."

Ha ha ha I like that!! not true though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus "

So enlighten us!! What exactly do they (you) think of when you hear bonus??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

So enlighten us!! What exactly do they (you) think of when you hear bonus?? "

Are we actually in boardroom negotiations here or shall we just retire to the be?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

So enlighten us!! What exactly do they (you) think of when you hear bonus??

Are we actually in boardroom negotiations here or shall we just retire to the be? "

ok... Some of us are late to the party. .. But wheres my hose..hendricks .. and my cabana boy ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

So enlighten us!! What exactly do they (you) think of when you hear bonus??

Are we actually in boardroom negotiations here or shall we just retire to the be?

ok... Some of us are late to the party. .. But wheres my hose..hendricks .. and my cabana boy ?? "

They aren't essential it's the be, that's were you need to be

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

So enlighten us!! What exactly do they (you) think of when you hear bonus??

Are we actually in boardroom negotiations here or shall we just retire to the be?

ok... Some of us are late to the party. .. But wheres my hose..hendricks .. and my cabana boy ??

They aren't essential it's the be, that's were you need to be "

the be! !! Mmmmmm

shorthand? Or miss mefor typoooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

So enlighten us!! What exactly do they (you) think of when you hear bonus??

Are we actually in boardroom negotiations here or shall we just retire to the be?

ok... Some of us are late to the party. .. But wheres my hose..hendricks .. and my cabana boy ??

They aren't essential it's the be, that's were you need to be

the be! !! Mmmmmm

shorthand? Or miss mefor typoooo! "
Miss Mefor doesn't do short, i think it was me who got excited lol I couldn't get there quick enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting out the back in the sun and she just popped round unannounced. She's a keen one let me tell ya, she was all over my balls in seconds and didn't waste anytime and now she's all over the rest of my body too. Fuck me I need a drink to rehydrate. Beer it is then!!!

Cheers folks hope your all having a great evening

Ahh yes sister of Betty Swoobs and her cousin pet watch just sneak up on ya those crafty bitches!!!

Is Betty Swoobs in Portrush doing the rounds tonight, maybe that's where I should be

Thankfully she's left!! Just had a nice cold shower after the beach!! No cabana boy though where were you???

He doesn't work on Thursdays it's his shagging night

Who said he'd be working!!!

Is this the night he gets his bonus for being a good cabana boy

For sure but I've no cash?? what to do??? Hmmmmmm

Cabana boys don't think cash when they think bonus

So enlighten us!! What exactly do they (you) think of when you hear bonus??

Are we actually in boardroom negotiations here or shall we just retire to the be?

ok... Some of us are late to the party. .. But wheres my hose..hendricks .. and my cabana boy ??

They aren't essential it's the be, that's were you need to be

the be! !! Mmmmmm

shorthand? Or miss mefor typoooo! "

Lol cheeky!!! it was actually a duffer typo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody seen Betty around? I'm cold and need warming up

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Anybody seen Betty around? I'm cold and need warming up "

no haven't seen her in ages. .. Although I did see someone looking very like her at the Cork event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody seen Betty around? I'm cold and need warming up

no haven't seen her in ages. .. Although I did see someone looking very like her at the Cork event "

Ahhh but once you've experienced Betty Swollocks there is just nothing like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!? "

You don't know Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty "

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol! "

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol "

Aww I'm sad now!

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol "

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud "

Pmsl classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too cold for that... or maybe sauna?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"too cold for that... or maybe sauna? "

Defo to cold more like brass monkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl.... just read through this and it gave me the giggles

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Pmsl.... just read through this and it gave me the giggles "

Wasn't Betty a pheasant plucker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody seen Betty around? I'm cold and need warming up "

Thought I seen her hanging out the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl.... just read through this and it gave me the giggles "

The amount of unlos and most are still here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl.... just read through this and it gave me the giggles

The amount of unlos and most are still here lol "

ROTFLMFAO I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bejaysus, blast from the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl.... just read through this and it gave me the giggles

The amount of unlos and most are still here lol "

Aye its odd that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past "

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos "

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants"

I'm with you there fuzzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud "

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants"

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol! "

I heard the penny dropping Rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol "

really no way are they ?

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose "

Rose you'll be giving that nasty duffer a slap the next time you see him

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose "

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ? "

There could even be one on this very thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Rose you'll be giving that nasty duffer a slap the next time you see him "

Ohhh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Rose you'll be giving that nasty duffer a slap the next time you see him "

Yes indeed!! He's a bad boy!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time "

Looking forward to meeting her too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol "

Only the one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Rose you'll be giving that nasty duffer a slap the next time you see him

Yes indeed!! He's a bad boy!! lol! "

always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol

Only the one "

Possibly 3 by tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time "

Me too Rose be nice to have a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol

Only the one

Possibly 3 by tomorrow "

You've got high hopes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol

Only the one

Possibly 3 by tomorrow

You've got high hopes lol "

I can guarantee it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol

Only the one

Possibly 3 by tomorrow

You've got high hopes lol

I can guarantee it lol "

Lol I bet you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time "

This thread has made me laugh!!! I look forward to seeing everyone on the 6th!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too "

Only if you're nice to me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Me too Rose be nice to have a drink "

Aww so sweet!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too

Only if you're nice to me!! "

I'm always nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too

Only if you're nice to me!!

I'm always nice "

Says you innocently!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too

Only if you're nice to me!!

I'm always nice

Says you innocently!!! "

Wait till you meet me, butter wouldn't melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol "

Nah, couldn't be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol

Nah, couldn't be "

What would you know, your only a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol

Nah, couldn't be

What would you know, your only a newbie "

Yeah but I've been lurkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to b d fuiiest thread headliner ever. poor auld betty, only 1 or 2 could dat. Tal kin baby powder. snort it or ride it off

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Bejaysus, blast from the past

Just shows ya the turn over of unlos

Really does. Worse still, I can remember said participants

Oh I know who they all are, sneaky gits are lurking here somewhere lol

really no way are they ?

There could even be one on this very thread lol "

nah. . Really

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too

Only if you're nice to me!!

I'm always nice

Says you innocently!!!

Wait till you meet me, butter wouldn't melt "

you believe that Rose! ?.... But then again he is my twinnie and us family have to stick up for each other ... Where's the other triplet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too

Only if you're nice to me!!

I'm always nice

Says you innocently!!!

Wait till you meet me, butter wouldn't melt

you believe that Rose! ?.... But then again he is my twinnie and us family have to stick up for each other ... Where's the other triplet "

Butter wouldn't melt!! As if!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too

Only if you're nice to me!!

I'm always nice

Says you innocently!!!

Wait till you meet me, butter wouldn't melt

you believe that Rose! ?.... But then again he is my twinnie and us family have to stick up for each other ... Where's the other triplet

Butter wouldn't melt!! As if!!! "

I don't like butter, so it doesn't melt in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoose Betty Swollocks!!?

You don't know Betty

I don't know I'm afraid... You're going to tell me, right!!? lol!

Ahhh where would the fun in that be, I'm sure the penny will drop soon lol

Aww duffer, you're not being nice to boserud

By Jove I've got it, I got it!! lol!

I heard the penny dropping Rose

Pmsl......Rose I am going to have to meet you in Dublin. ....you make me laugh every time

Looking forward to meeting her too

Only if you're nice to me!!

I'm always nice

Says you innocently!!!

Wait till you meet me, butter wouldn't melt

you believe that Rose! ?.... But then again he is my twinnie and us family have to stick up for each other ... Where's the other triplet

Butter wouldn't melt!! As if!!!

I don't like butter, so it doesn't melt in my mouth "

haha ha!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Back by popular demand

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"Back by popular demand "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back by popular demand "

Lol this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back by popular demand

Lol this made me laugh "

Gosh, I'm morto at my innocence at the time!!! lol! it made me laugh again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back by popular demand

Lol this made me laugh

Gosh, I'm morto at my innocence at the time!!! lol! it made me laugh again!!! "

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

This heat reminded me of Betty swollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This heat reminded me of Betty swollocks "

And this reminds me of the hose called mary hinge

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

She's back

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"She's back "

She sure is

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Jesus this thread is more than a year old by the comments about past fab users

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jesus this thread is more than a year old by the comments about past fab users "

Its great craic trying to figure out who they are

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Jesus this thread is more than a year old by the comments about past fab users

Its great craic trying to figure out who they are "

There’s your next puzzle thread

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

And she returns earlier this year

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"Jesus this thread is more than a year old by the comments about past fab users "

It reads like about 6yrs old, Mingo and Secret seem to be the only original posters.

And the legendary Rosey.

Gas craic

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

She's back !!!!!

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land


"She's back !!!!!"

There are some not so good blasts from the past on this thread

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