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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello my fellow fabbers, so yeah I think its fair to say girls will never b able to give a handjob equaly aswell as we can to ourselfs, have any of you guys ever been given a memorable wank? and girls how do u find it?

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By *armakazzyCouple
over a year ago

dublin south

Ha I believe I'm pretty good at it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We also can't eat Yorkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just the same as guys wont be able to play with pussy better than we can play with it ourselves!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha I believe I'm pretty good at it ..."

fair play to you my bloody wrists get sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We also can't eat Yorkies

PMSL

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By *armakazzyCouple
over a year ago

dublin south

"Ha I believe I'm pretty good at it ...

fair play to you my bloody wrists get sore

He he True but I just swap hands !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We also can't eat Yorkies

Pmsl .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha I believe I'm pretty good at it ...

fair play to you my bloody wrists get sore

He he True but I just swap hands !

lol true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha I believe I'm pretty good at it ...

fair play to you my bloody wrists get sore

He he True but I just swap hands !

lol true

But can you swap hands with missing a stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses..."

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a very memorable wank just last night but the lady didn't use her hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

That's down righty greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

Well... When you put it that way..

Still a bit of not believing until I've seen it haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

That's down righty greedy

ha ha ha see us woman do have some uses lol

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By *armakazzyCouple
over a year ago

dublin south

Of course I have years of practice .. That's one good thing about not being twenty ish !

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By *armakazzyCouple
over a year ago

dublin south

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

That's down righty greedy

Well that's not a bad thing !!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Popcorn any one oh yea some one bring the beer i am out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest we probably can't do it as good as you because we aren't attached to it.

We have to listen to your sound and the way you act.

The same as hopefully you would do with a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha I believe I'm pretty good at it ...

fair play to you my bloody wrists get sore

He he True but I just swap hands !

lol true

But can you swap hands with missing a stroke

Or do it with ur feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

Well... When you put it that way..

Still a bit of not believing until I've seen it haha.."

Still trying to think how i can fit more in.... now that would be gready

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Popcorn any one oh yea some one bring the beer i am out

got you covered cj....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

Well... When you put it that way..

Still a bit of not believing until I've seen it haha..

Still trying to think how i can fit more in.... now that would be gready

yeah but it would be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hmmmm a foot job i likey iv not had a proper one of them seen sum excellent amatuer ones given online, any girl that can make a guy cum from footjobing is df worth marrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One girl I know uses lube and gives what she says is a tantric wank... 10/10 every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate giving a wank one of the reasons I learned to suck lol

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By *armakazzyCouple
over a year ago

dublin south

"Hate giving a wank one of the reasons I learned to suck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmmm a foot job i likey iv not had a proper one of them seen sum excellent amatuer ones given online, any girl that can make a guy cum from footjobing is df worth marrying"

Hehe nimble footwork and gud firm grip every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmmm a foot job i likey iv not had a proper one of them seen sum excellent amatuer ones given online, any girl that can make a guy cum from footjobing is df worth marrying"

Can highly recommend it

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

One girl i met on this site used warmed up baby oil for a hand job...best handjob ever,she is not on fab now....ahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

tanx for teasin us ther john lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest why would you want someone to wank you off it is like smelling the chocolate but not touching what is the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told u can't give a wank at all. Funny thing is I know I can't lol. Think that's why I've mastered the art of deepthroating without gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told u can't give a wank at all. Funny thing is I know I can't lol. Think that's why I've mastered the art of deepthroating without gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lads yiz are not the best either wen it cums to findin the oul #Gspot ..its a talent!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buddy, you've obviously not been with the right women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate giving a wank one of the reasons I learned to suck lol

snap misscar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buddy, you've obviously not been with the right women!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly it varies between painful and annoying but some can do it better than I can myself, if they have learnt tantra!

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By *edhead56Couple
over a year ago

Outside Belfast

God yes my wife gives me tem better than I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol wanking is overrated give me a pussy anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol wanking is overrated give me a pussy anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol wanking is overrated give me a pussy anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suprised fab don't do a rating system for verifications of meets be much easier to figure out a good match instead of every one being stunning and fantastic etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suprised fab don't do a rating system for verifications of meets be much easier to figure out a good match instead of every one being stunning and fantastic etc etc

yeah that's true

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Yip that's true ....only men can be wankers....Mrs Davie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just the same as guys wont be able to play with pussy better than we can play with it ourselves!!

well said

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By *rish boy 69Man
over a year ago

Southside

Interesting??? There might be some sience to this??? Is it positioning( can a girl give a good wank standing behind you) or can gay men give out good wanks? But from experience no girl can give a good descent wank! Prove me wrong ladies!!!!??

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By *rish boy 69Man
over a year ago

Southside

"Suprised fab don't do a rating system for verifications of meets be much easier to figure out a good match instead of every one being stunning and fantastic etc etc

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hahaha that would be brilliant "great at oral but could work on his rythem" like askin for a reference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a very memorable wank just last night but the lady didn't use her hands.

Hope it was feet...

There is this view out there that men rush through the foreplay and don't lick pussy as it should be played with. I'd say, it goes in the same way regarding women wanking a guy. Those I received were usually rushed and not very enjoyable. I am still looking for a girl that will wank me well.

For me, the whole foreplay is a crucial and a very important part of sex and I love pleasing a women in a way she was never pleased before, but I expect that she will be at least 50% engaged in return and a nice wank could be a part of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate giving a wank one of the reasons I learned to suck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all about keeping the right grip pressure and speed.

The best ones is with the lady in front of you standing so ye can kiss passionatly while she has your hard cock in her hand stroking away.

The are great to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a very memorable wank just last night but the lady didn't use her hands.

Mmmmm I had the tools for the job but u provided the very stiff equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the guys complaining about lady wankers,why not just show the lady how ...if she is wanting to please u and have a happy ending she will learn quicky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the guys complaining about lady wankers,why not just show the lady how ...if she is wanting to please u and have a happy ending she will learn quicky!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I've been told u can't give a wank at all. Funny thing is I know I can't lol. Think that's why I've mastered the art of deepthroating without gagging

as someone who was only properly deepthroated recently, you get many thumbs up from me.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Ha I believe I'm pretty good at it ...

fair play to you my bloody wrists get sore

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that's wen u start usin ur mouth jus use his ass for ur hands to rest on haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd much prefer to have a woman do it

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Just wondering which vowel is missing in cnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering which vowel is missing in cnt"

Let's go with an a!!

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Just wondering which vowel is missing in cnt

Let's go with an a!!

Spoilsport lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering which vowel is missing in cnt

Let's go with an a!!

If he was referring to my inability to wank Id go with a u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In general, in my experience alot of women are pretty poor at it considering they are meant to be multitasking geniuses...

How many times have you had cock in each hand, one in your mouth and one in your pussy? Now tell me we cant multitask

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Just wondering which vowel is missing in cnt

Let's go with an a!!

If he was referring to my inability to wank Id go with a u

Or if cheap hooker an e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering which vowel is missing in cnt

Let's go with an a!!

If he was referring to my inability to wank Id go with a u

Or if cheap hooker an e

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering which vowel is missing in cnt

Let's go with an a!!

If he was referring to my inability to wank Id go with a u

Or if cheap hooker an e

Lmao

Lol! It doesn't matter at all about a missing vowel if a hooker can't wank...job change necessary if that's the case

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

I like a wank.....

But there is nothing nicer than having a nice girl wank me slowly and i tell her when to slow down if i,m about to cum to soon........so given a choice i think most guys would opt for a girl to give them a wank.........simples !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to admit I'm usually crap at it! (oops ruined my chances of new meets there)

However I'm learning with a good teacher and think I did a good job recently

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By *eltic CplCouple
over a year ago

Kildare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to admit I'm usually crap at it! (oops ruined my chances of new meets there)

However I'm learning with a good teacher and think I did a good job recently

Oh Id say ur teacher is very clever and simply allows u lots of practice ....that's if it's the badboy I think it is ms Yolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to admit I'm usually crap at it! (oops ruined my chances of new meets there)

However I'm learning with a good teacher and think I did a good job recently

are you his little pawawan YOLO

(bit geeky i know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Kildare gives the best hand jobs ever!!!!!!!!

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By *ar madMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Sure you can eat yorkies, lol!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

While reading this thread its occurred to me we need to sort this out so one way is a wank off

guys that say ladies cant wank one side and ladies that fancy beating them the other side. In the interest of fairness we need a few rules so i suggest the following

1 premature ejaculaction shall be deemed as a cop out

2 u must at least last five full strokes other wise it shall fall under rule no 1

3 we need a ref who will carry a full inspection of the cock after the result is shot

4 any bruising,chafing or damage to the member shall be deemed as excessive force and be disqualified

5 cpls entering shall be entered in to an open draw just to give every one a fair shot

please feel free to add to this

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"While reading this thread its occurred to me we need to sort this out so one way is a wank off

guys that say ladies cant wank one side and ladies that fancy beating them the other side. In the interest of fairness we need a few rules so i suggest the following

1 premature ejaculaction shall be deemed as a cop out

2 u must at least last five full strokes other wise it shall fall under rule no 1

3 we need a ref who will carry a full inspection of the cock after the result is shot

4 any bruising,chafing or damage to the member shall be deemed as excessive force and be disqualified

5 cpls entering shall be entered in to an open draw just to give every one a fair shot

please feel free to add to this

can the winner give me lessons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While reading this thread its occurred to me we need to sort this out so one way is a wank off

guys that say ladies cant wank one side and ladies that fancy beating them the other side. In the interest of fairness we need a few rules so i suggest the following

1 premature ejaculaction shall be deemed as a cop out

2 u must at least last five full strokes other wise it shall fall under rule no 1

3 we need a ref who will carry a full inspection of the cock after the result is shot

4 any bruising,chafing or damage to the member shall be deemed as excessive force and be disqualified

5 cpls entering shall be entered in to an open draw just to give every one a fair shot

please feel free to add to this

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i bags the position of ref.....

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