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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stolen from mock the week.

Things you wouldn't hear said at a fab meet/m&g/party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes Mr journalist this is the fifth party I've hosted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres my mum an dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no one in here who floats my boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my wife/husband......Chill its a jokeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does nobody have condoms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes Lotta you can be Dj

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love my wife/husband......Chill its a jokeeeeeeeeeeee

Obviously you're Frankie Boyle and I thought it'd be Duffer

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Yes you'll find most of the clergy tend to stick together at these parties..... Mr Bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been with him so I can't tell you how good/bad he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No it really is a rocket in my pocket

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I thought it was abanaba!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a shit shag

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Yeah he has a small Willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah he has a small Willie"

Mrs S does more than talking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fella - Wanna fuck love?

Woman - no

Fella - string of expletives and abuse

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

[Removed by poster at 15/07/14 01:34:33]

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Yeah he has a small Willie

Mrs S does more than talking.

ewwwwww you are so going to get it in August lol! !!

cheeky boy

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

No sex tonight..i have a head ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah he has a small Willie

Mrs S does more than talking.

ewwwwww you are so going to get it in August lol! !!

cheeky boy

My names duffer, here's my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah he has a small Willie

Mrs S does more than talking.

ewwwwww you are so going to get it in August lol! !!

cheeky boy

Why wait till August lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Yeah he has a small Willie

Mrs S does more than talking.

ewwwwww you are so going to get it in August lol! !!

cheeky boy

Why wait till August lol

just trying to give you time to prepare yourself for a real woman son

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Come lads... Leave the ladies here and we go to the other pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah he has a small Willie

Mrs S does more than talking.

ewwwwww you are so going to get it in August lol! !!

cheeky boy

Why wait till August lol

just trying to give you time to prepare yourself for a real woman son

Ha ha what makes you think I need to be prepared, your brunette lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah he has a small Willie

Mrs S does more than talking.

ewwwwww you are so going to get it in August lol! !!

cheeky boy

Why wait till August lol

just trying to give you time to prepare yourself for a real woman son

I'll give him a few wee tips so he will be well ready by August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone like cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He couldn't lick a postage stamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She couldn't blow a balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not as good as your mother!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Or your granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum here often

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Oh yes... That lady over there.. She used to be a man..

(Mind you, ya might hear that at a party)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SWB fell over her box of sex toys and wont be able to make it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SWB fell over her box of sex toys and wont be able to make it !"

A box of paint brushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to a sex party but 'I always go bareback' wouldn't be good!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SWB fell over her box of sex toys and wont be able to make it !

A box of paint brushes

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You gotta be able to laugh at yourself Annie !! Nice one !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs P "I don't think I'll dance tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you mean lotta your only chatting to men?.......Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes Lotta you can be Dj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs P "I don't think I'll dance tonight""

pmsl......neverrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolen from mock the week.

Things you wouldn't hear said at a fab meet/m&g/party "

I used to have crabs but I'm all better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am truly a Virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes newbies are always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where am I.

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

No Mr Manager, this really is an engagement party, we're just very very friendly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Mr Manager, this really is an engagement party, we're just very very friendly..."

Keep practicing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Mr Manager, this really is an engagement party, we're just very very friendly...

Keep practicing that

+1 lol Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SWB fell over her box of sex toys and wont be able to make it !"

chances are im in hospital

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I agree. .. The banterville crew

are really quiet and so sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the paparazzi........ "hope they got my good side"!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Unverified, no photos, come on in

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Any real Gyno here, my hand's stuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clitoris? Never heard of it

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