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So i am offering to you for 1 night only the 1 the only jodie to give you a lapdance in exchange for vodka
So whos gona fill our glasses 
And remember jodie isnt magaluf girl  | |||
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"Omg ur so dead..u know ur gona need crutches..And maybe a stiralift.." Ha ha I was gonna offer but thought I'd ask does Jodie know about the offer lol | |||
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"Tbh id do the dance for free hes just a greedy fucker..  "So no vodka required? My day just keeps getting better | |||
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"Tbh id do the dance for free hes just a greedy fucker..
So no vodka required? My day just keeps getting better "But we live together so ud still need the vodka for me lol i need sorted out duffer and i dont mean from behind  | |||
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"Tbh id do the dance for free hes just a greedy fucker..
So no vodka required? My day just keeps getting better
But we live together so ud still need the vodka for me lol i need sorted out duffer and i dont mean from behind "Sure you can watch? Deal? | |||
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"Ha just back from Malaga and Smirnoff vodka in duty free was €11.60 a litre and I've 3 here "I bottle one dance lol | |||
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"So can I be next ?????? lol And I dont believe in not bringing a weee gift !!.........And No, it wont be a bottle of vodka, Jodie !!!!" Mehh ur no fun..i would have got the pole out too..lol | |||
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"Tbh id do the dance for free hes just a greedy fucker..
So no vodka required? My day just keeps getting better
But we live together so ud still need the vodka for me lol i need sorted out duffer and i dont mean from behind
We will both be watchin duffer only diff is you be closer to jodie than me once you bring the vodka
Sure you can watch? Deal? " | |||
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, happy to bring you the best vodka in the world that will change the way you perceive this magnificent drink... however, not today and not for a lap dance (can do it under no condition and if the lady is happy to give a lap dance, it will not be because of the vodka :P )
Smirnoff, please do not drink this shit... If you want advises on which vodka to buy, I can help you out with this.... My country produces more types of vodka than France wine, so I know what I am taking about... | |||
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"lol mr , happy to bring you the best vodka in the world that will change the way you perceive this magnificent drink... however, not today and not for a lap dance (can do it under no condition and if the lady is happy to give a lap dance, it will not be because of the vodka :P )
Smirnoff, please do not drink this shit... If you want advises on which vodka to buy, I can help you out with this.... My country produces more types of vodka than France wine, so I know what I am taking about... "Sorry m8 but it wasnt an invite for a vodka tasteing night it was just for a simple dance from jodie in exchange for a friendly drink. No need to complicat things with ur knowlage off the histroy off vodka | |||
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"Tbh id do the dance for free hes just a greedy fucker..
So no vodka required? My day just keeps getting better
But we live together so ud still need the vodka for me lol i need sorted out duffer and i dont mean from behind
We will both be watchin duffer only diff is you be closer to jodie than me once you bring the vodka
Sure you can watch? Deal?
I love it! when the voddie appears Jodies of no interest anymore lol actually now you come to mention it will Jodie just lap dance all night will you I just sit and get pissed  " | |||
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"lol mr , happy to bring you the best vodka in the world that will change the way you perceive this magnificent drink... however, not today and not for a lap dance (can do it under no condition and if the lady is happy to give a lap dance, it will not be because of the vodka :P )
Smirnoff, please do not drink this shit... If you want advises on which vodka to buy, I can help you out with this.... My country produces more types of vodka than France wine, so I know what I am taking about...
Sorry m8 but it wasnt an invite for a vodka tasteing night it was just for a simple dance from jodie in exchange for a friendly drink. No need to complicat things with ur knowlage off the histroy off vodka " haha, happy to drop off a bottle soon, when I get one... Out of respect to your lady, will not accept a lap dance for it... lol I guess, it would be her call, not yours...  if she is happy to give one, I am more than happy to receive... | |||
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And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills "Who says credit? I will covert another person to be a supporter of my countries best produce haha
If your lady is so much into lap dancing, I shall say no more but to express how impressed I am and how happy I would be to receive one dance lol she would have to try well, as the last lap dance I got was simple amazing... | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills "Will monopoly money do | |||
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"Cant blame him though !!!! If I had his knowledge of vodka , I'd be blowing my own trumpet too to try n impress her !!! Mind you , I think I'd prefer Jodie to blow my trumpet for me !!!!!! lol In the meantime I'll just wait n hope for an invite n go off n choose a wee pressie for the Lady !!!" you're lucky you got to find out! .. Some of us are to old to ask  | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills
Who says credit? I will covert another person to be a supporter of my countries best produce haha
If your lady is so much into lap dancing, I shall say no more but to express how impressed I am and how happy I would be to receive one dance lol she would have to try well, as the last lap dance I got was simple amazing..."Its a pitty you never thought to get any pics off that lapdance for ur profile | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills
Will monopoly money do "Id do it for a few bitter vouchers from the 80s | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills
Who says credit? I will covert another person to be a supporter of my countries best produce haha
If your lady is so much into lap dancing, I shall say no more but to express how impressed I am and how happy I would be to receive one dance lol she would have to try well, as the last lap dance I got was simple amazing...
Its a pitty you never thought to get any pics off that lapdance for ur profile "hahaha, for you profile? I should have taken photos and put them on my profile, however I was too focused on the gorgeous lady that was dancing for me. She was divine, petit, beautiful face, amazing body, full breasts, tasty and juicy pussy, it was just amazing... I should have taken photos though.... | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills
Will monopoly money do
Id do it for a few bitter vouchers from the 80s "I'm on my way to hotnsteamys strip joint, don't let jodie start without me | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills
Who says credit? I will covert another person to be a supporter of my countries best produce haha
If your lady is so much into lap dancing, I shall say no more but to express how impressed I am and how happy I would be to receive one dance lol she would have to try well, as the last lap dance I got was simple amazing...
Its a pitty you never thought to get any pics off that lapdance for ur profile
hahaha, for you profile? I should have taken photos and put them on my profile, however I was too focused on the gorgeous lady that was dancing for me. She was divine, petit, beautiful face, amazing body, full breasts, tasty and juicy pussy, it was just amazing... I should have taken photos though.... "Which bottle off vodka were ye drinking then so  | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. " Ha ha I just want a night on the sauce with the Mr and a good view | |||
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"Cant blame him though !!!! If I had his knowledge of vodka , I'd be blowing my own trumpet too to try n impress her !!! Mind you , I think I'd prefer Jodie to blow my trumpet for me !!!!!! lol In the meantime I'll just wait n hope for an invite n go off n choose a wee pressie for the Lady !!! you're lucky you got to find out! .. Some of us are to old to ask "" Find out what ? " Mr S ??? I was only trying to be the puuuurfect gentleman !! Lol And you shud know that ur never too old to ask !!!! Too defeatest of an attitude !!! Lol | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. " is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest | |||
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"Sorry we dont do credit. And im not telling jodie what she can or cant do thats 1 girl who know what she likes and knows how to get it
And sounds like a plan duffer kinda like a strip bar just wont cost as much just bring plenty off dollar bills
Who says credit? I will covert another person to be a supporter of my countries best produce haha
If your lady is so much into lap dancing, I shall say no more but to express how impressed I am and how happy I would be to receive one dance lol she would have to try well, as the last lap dance I got was simple amazing...
Its a pitty you never thought to get any pics off that lapdance for ur profile
hahaha, for you profile? I should have taken photos and put them on my profile, however I was too focused on the gorgeous lady that was dancing for me. She was divine, petit, beautiful face, amazing body, full breasts, tasty and juicy pussy, it was just amazing... I should have taken photos though....
Which bottle off vodka were ye drinking then so "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wódka_Zoladkowa_Gorzka once you try, you will no drink anything else, I guarantee you that... | |||
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"Cant blame him though !!!! If I had his knowledge of vodka , I'd be blowing my own trumpet too to try n impress her !!! Mind you , I think I'd prefer Jodie to blow my trumpet for me !!!!!! lol In the meantime I'll just wait n hope for an invite n go off n choose a wee pressie for the Lady !!! you're lucky you got to find out! .. Some of us are to old to ask " Find out what ? " Mr S ??? I was only trying to be the puuuurfect gentleman !! Lol And you shud know that ur never too old to ask !!!! Too defeatest of an attitude !!! Lol"it's Mrs S here. ... Now I'm a hendricks and cucumber girl but Mr S likes the odd vodka. . Was going to ask for a recommendation from our friend but I can't as we are outside his age range
maybe you could ask for me? ? | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. Ha ha I just want a night on the sauce with the Mr and a good view " | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest "One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest "Well im sure we can arrange that  | |||
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"I dont know about that lad im irish so id prob drink after shave if i was bad enough "lol... when I came here, I did not know what Guinness was... right now I am a big admirer. Happy to show you that a flecking aftershave (smirnoff) is a piece of S...et...lol About that lap dance... | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. " Do you stock Tootie Footies | |||
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"Back the fuck up guys what happened here then? I dont mind boobs coming into play but wheres me vodka ppl "Or boobs coming out to play | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest "right in the mouth to keep him quite haha | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest right in the mouth to keep him quite haha "Ha ha it'll take more than that | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest shove his willy right in his mouth to keep him quite haha " | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest right in the mouth to keep him quite haha "Iv a mouth to girls  stick em right in | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too "Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
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"So wats the score..voddie 2 Duffner 3" Im the Germany till the vodkas Brazil | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest right in the mouth to keep him quite haha
Ha ha it'll take more than that "maybe mine are small Jodie's are big tho they will shut ya up ha | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest right in the mouth to keep him quite haha
Ha ha it'll take more than that maybe mine are small Jodie's are big tho they will shut ya up ha "Ha ha and throw in red and SS and I'll be speechless | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest right in the mouth to keep him quite haha
Ha ha it'll take more than that maybe mine are small Jodie's are big tho they will shut ya up ha "is okay for you. ... my book teamed with red! ! I'm going to be loppy | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear "Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too "Undetachable?? They are very much detectable!! | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear "Mite not need it at all not 1 real offer off vodka at all | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour "I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud | |||
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"I meant fuck "lmao it's for when you need to take your jeans off | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour
I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud "I'm never that d*unk might not detect them but that's a good excuse to bump into them accidently on purpose | |||
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"We still have to meet "Em maybe youll have vodka lol | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour
I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud
I'm never that d*unk might not detect them but that's a good excuse to bump into them accidently on purpose "Ah that old chestnut | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour
I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud
I'm never that d*unk might not detect them but that's a good excuse to bump into them accidently on purpose
Ah that old chestnut "Yes duffer accidently I bet | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour
I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud
I'm never that d*unk might not detect them but that's a good excuse to bump into them accidently on purpose
Ah that old chestnut
Yes duffer accidently I bet"Apologies always offered afterwards | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour
I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud
I'm never that d*unk might not detect them but that's a good excuse to bump into them accidently on purpose
Ah that old chestnut
Yes duffer accidently I bet
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour
I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud
I'm never that d*unk might not detect them but that's a good excuse to bump into them accidently on purpose
Ah that old chestnut
Yes duffer accidently I bet
Apologies always offered afterwards
Lol of course sure you can blame it on the toe "Never blame the toe, you never know she might like it | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest
One boob from red, SS, ash and jodie have I died and gone to heaven. You do realise boob are undetectable so I get the rest of the 4 bodies too
Undetectable! ! I think you could find them ok..... You just need to use your hands lol
Time to get the aul d*unk translation dictionary out I fear
Not quite that bad yet lotta give me half an hour
I dunno you're d*unk enough not to detect breasts bud
I'm never that d*unk might not detect them but that's a good excuse to bump into them accidently on purpose
Ah that old chestnut
Yes duffer accidently I bet
Apologies always offered afterwards
Lol of course sure you can blame it on the toe
Never blame the toe, you never know she might like it "lol apparently so | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated "But do they like it | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated "It ok sis I don't look at yours like that | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated "maybe they weren't violated properly... I can help with that first gently sucking on the nipples, massaging the skin around them, making your breasts begging for my tong to start working ways around them... getting harder, you nipples begging for more attention, which makes me to try stronger... | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated "Will you dance for vodka too Red & ur boobs are more than welcome to join in at any time | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated
Will you dance for vodka too Red & ur boobs are more than welcome to join in at any time "If you make Red to come to your place to dane with your girl for me, I will bring a case of vodka... | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated
Will you dance for vodka too Red & ur boobs are more than welcome to join in at any time "If you want red she might bring her bull to put in your vodka | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated
Will you dance for vodka too Red & ur boobs are more than welcome to join in at any time
If you want red she might bring her bull to put in your vodka "I dont mind shareing a vodka with Hal if the girls will be nice enough to lapdance for us both oh stop could ye imagine | |||
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"All this talk of my boobs and they haven't been here to defend themselves, they feel violated
Will you dance for vodka too Red & ur boobs are more than welcome to join in at any time
If you want red she might bring her bull to put in your vodka "Ohh yummy anytime Red | |||
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"Holy moly wat are yiz like..kids in a candy shop..lmfao.. is ok.jodie. .. me and red have duffer sussed... All you need is one boob from you and one from Ash. ! Honest right in the mouth to keep him quite haha
Ha ha it'll take more than that maybe mine are small Jodie's are big tho they will shut ya up ha "Er and how would u know.sure u never had a chance i was in like flinn lol | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns... "There's the name for your couples profile Red & Bull | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns... "But i thought Red&bull gave you wings | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns...
But i thought Red&bull gave you wings "lol... | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns...
There's the name for your couples profile Red & Bull "Haha me and Hal love that, we're gonna use that one! Love it | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns...
There's the name for your couples profile Red & Bull
Haha me and Hal love that, we're gonna use that one! Love it "Can we have a couple profile too...... Bro & Sis lol | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns...
There's the name for your couples profile Red & Bull
Haha me and Hal love that, we're gonna use that one! Love it
Can we have a couple profile too...... Bro & Sis lol "Thats wrong on so many levels | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns...
There's the name for your couples profile Red & Bull
Haha me and Hal love that, we're gonna use that one! Love it
Can we have a couple profile too...... Bro & Sis lol
Thats wrong on so many levels "Think of the role pays | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns...
There's the name for your couples profile Red & Bull
Haha me and Hal love that, we're gonna use that one! Love it
Can we have a couple profile too...... Bro & Sis lol
Thats wrong on so many levels
Think of the role pays "Haha! How about our profile name be Ruffed Red | |||
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"Haha don't start me on my bull and his massive horns...
There's the name for your couples profile Red & Bull
Haha me and Hal love that, we're gonna use that one! Love it
Can we have a couple profile too...... Bro & Sis lol
Thats wrong on so many levels
Think of the role pays
Haha! How about our profile name be Ruffed Red "Well if your switching my name around it has to be ruffed der | |||
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"Ha so many possibilities so little time! "But it's never gonna happen lol | |||
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"You'd hate to mess up our close friendship with something like sex Duffer! "I think the word your looking for is incest lol but yes I've a habit of making friends and not fuck buddies | |||
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"You'd hate to mess up our close friendship with something like sex Duffer!
I think the word your looking for is incest lol but yes I've a habit of making friends and not fuck buddies "Ah you wouldn't want me any other way, I'm dreadful in the sack anyway, lie there like a sack of spuds. I make a better sis, albeit a sis that you perve over! Lol | |||
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"You'd hate to mess up our close friendship with something like sex Duffer!
I think the word your looking for is incest lol but yes I've a habit of making friends and not fuck buddies
Ah you wouldn't want me any other way, I'm dreadful in the sack anyway, lie there like a sack of spuds. I make a better sis, albeit a sis that you perve over! Lol "Lol like any bro I look at you band think wtf was she born with? I'm so glad I have a dick lol glad you told me about the sack of spuds, I'd rather pick cherries | |||
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"You'd hate to mess up our close friendship with something like sex Duffer!
I think the word your looking for is incest lol but yes I've a habit of making friends and not fuck buddies
Ah you wouldn't want me any other way, I'm dreadful in the sack anyway, lie there like a sack of spuds. I make a better sis, albeit a sis that you perve over! Lol
Lol like any bro I look at you band think wtf was she born with? I'm so glad I have a dick lol glad you told me about the sack of spuds, I'd rather pick cherries "And what ripe cherries I have, prime picking ! lol | |||
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"You'd hate to mess up our close friendship with something like sex Duffer!
I think the word your looking for is incest lol but yes I've a habit of making friends and not fuck buddies
Ah you wouldn't want me any other way, I'm dreadful in the sack anyway, lie there like a sack of spuds. I make a better sis, albeit a sis that you perve over! Lol
Lol like any bro I look at you band think wtf was she born with? I'm so glad I have a dick lol glad you told me about the sack of spuds, I'd rather pick cherries
And what ripe cherries I have, prime picking ! lol "But your cherries aren't ripe for picking lol | |||
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"You'd hate to mess up our close friendship with something like sex Duffer!
I think the word your looking for is incest lol but yes I've a habit of making friends and not fuck buddies "I'm with ya there duff | |||
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