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By *rsmith21 OP Man
over a year ago

Never never land

Hey ladies what do you look for in a first message that gets your attention??

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Something witty or that shows they have actually read your profile is always good..definitely not just crude..misspelt or stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 cock pics and your phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 cock pics and your phone number

And fancy a fuck tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You look duuuurty' is another is no no, and yes I've had that in a first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a verification not the first thing looked for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 cock pics and your phone number

And fancy a fuck tonight

Ah now Duffer you know its spelt 'fanci a fk 2nite'

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By *rsmith21 OP Man
over a year ago

Never never land

"20 cock pics and your phone number

Can't send a cock pic my wide angle camera in on the blink lol

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"20 cock pics and your phone number

And fancy a fuck tonight

Ah now Duffer you know its spelt 'fanci a fk 2nite'

Lotta, you're so 'down with the kids!'

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By *aptivating2Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Im a multi millionaire and I want to lavish you with jewellery and flash cars. Get anybodys attention that would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 cock pics and your phone number

And fancy a fuck tonight

Ah now Duffer you know its spelt 'fanci a fk 2nite'

Lotta, you're so 'down with the kids!'

Fo shizzle, Got to stay hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a multi millionaire and I want to lavish you with jewellery and flash cars. Get anybodys attention that would."

Sssssh that was meant to be our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 cock pics and your phone number

And fancy a fuck tonight

Ah now Duffer you know its spelt 'fanci a fk 2nite'

Lotta, you're so 'down with the kids!'

I'm showing my age, another no no in your first message, always lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show some subtlety lads..... It's... Oooh wow your tits look lovely. Do u fancy a fk ya big ride

works everytime ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of humour and shows if put some effort and thought rather than a cut n paste job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show some subtlety lads..... It's... Oooh wow your tits look lovely. Do u fancy a fk ya big ride

works everytime ahem "

Playing hard to get works a treat..... try..... "fuck me your hot, but you can't have me" ps send me a message if your interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder in the history of fab has 'fancy a fuck' ever worked for a guy.....then..wonder if it works every time for a girl..imao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wonder in the history of fab has 'fancy a fuck' ever worked for a guy.....then..wonder if it works every time for a girl..imao"

No such thing as equality when it comes to sex lol

Having said that, any guy thinking that would work shouldn't be allowed have sex, in case he passes on his genes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey ladies what do you look for in a first message that gets your attention??

Get out, hotel on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi hows you" gets them every time

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"20 cock pics and your phone number

Can't send a cock pic my wide angle camera in on the blink lol "

pmsl. .. At least that is witty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi (insert name) how are you? How you finding fab? You getting meets on here?

Have sent you a cock shot, I assume you don't know what one looks like, how would you being on a site like this?

You have crackin pics love. You are GORGEOUS, I know I'm yet to see your face pic but I can just tell, its fate that we meet.

Be warned, I don't drink coffee so d'ya fancy a fuck?

(Insert your username here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi (insert name) how are you? How you finding fab? You getting meets on here?

Have sent you a cock shot, I assume you don't know what one looks like, how would you being on a site like this?

You have crackin pics love. You are GORGEOUS, I know I'm yet to see your face pic but I can just tell, its fate that we meet.

Be warned, I don't drink coffee so d'ya fancy a fuck?

(Insert your username here)"

Haha yep that sums it up perfectly I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi (insert name) how are you? How you finding fab? You getting meets on here?

Have sent you a cock shot, I assume you don't know what one looks like, how would you being on a site like this?

You have crackin pics love. You are GORGEOUS, I know I'm yet to see your face pic but I can just tell, its fate that we meet.

Be warned, I don't drink coffee so d'ya fancy a fuck?

(Insert your username here)

Haha yep that sums it up perfectly I think! "

Well look, I'm going to ask you to forget we've conversed at all, and give your honest response when I pm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, need to change my template since it is well know by now... hahahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi (insert name) how are you? How you finding fab? You getting meets on here?

Have sent you a cock shot, I assume you don't know what one looks like, how would you being on a site like this?

You have crackin pics love. You are GORGEOUS, I know I'm yet to see your face pic but I can just tell, its fate that we meet.

Be warned, I don't drink coffee so d'ya fancy a fuck?

(Insert your username here)

Haha yep that sums it up perfectly I think!

Well look, I'm going to ask you to forget we've conversed at all, and give your honest response when I pm you

Lol honest enough????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi (insert name) how are you? How you finding fab? You getting meets on here?

Have sent you a cock shot, I assume you don't know what one looks like, how would you being on a site like this?

You have crackin pics love. You are GORGEOUS, I know I'm yet to see your face pic but I can just tell, its fate that we meet.

Be warned, I don't drink coffee so d'ya fancy a fuck?

(Insert your username here)

Haha yep that sums it up perfectly I think!

Well look, I'm going to ask you to forget we've conversed at all, and give your honest response when I pm you

Lol honest enough????

More than........kinky bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi (insert name) how are you? How you finding fab? You getting meets on here?

Have sent you a cock shot, I assume you don't know what one looks like, how would you being on a site like this?

You have crackin pics love. You are GORGEOUS, I know I'm yet to see your face pic but I can just tell, its fate that we meet.

Be warned, I don't drink coffee so d'ya fancy a fuck?

(Insert your username here)

Haha yep that sums it up perfectly I think!

Well look, I'm going to ask you to forget we've conversed at all, and give your honest response when I pm you

Lol honest enough????

More than........kinky bitch

Hahahaha you cheeky fucker! Tis funny though.

In the last 3 mins I've 2 first messages, one was 'like my cock?' And the other was 'show me how to cum'. Eh I think you need Dr Phil not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

You say noooo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi (insert name) how are you? How you finding fab? You getting meets on here?

Have sent you a cock shot, I assume you don't know what one looks like, how would you being on a site like this?

You have crackin pics love. You are GORGEOUS, I know I'm yet to see your face pic but I can just tell, its fate that we meet.

Be warned, I don't drink coffee so d'ya fancy a fuck?

(Insert your username here)

Haha yep that sums it up perfectly I think!

Well look, I'm going to ask you to forget we've conversed at all, and give your honest response when I pm you

Lol honest enough????

More than........kinky bitch

Hahahaha you cheeky fucker! Tis funny though.

In the last 3 mins I've 2 first messages, one was 'like my cock?' And the other was 'show me how to cum'. Eh I think you need Dr Phil not me.

You kiss Hal with that mouth?

Said people maybe don't read the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Hal has no complaints about my mouth, whichever way I choose to use it on him, except maybe when I moan, and not moaning in the good way

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By *atsWoman
over a year ago

wexford

Well not ’fancy a ride today *** *******’ !

I feel like posting his phone number! !

Grrr!

I'm not desperate or hard up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no the worst has to be "hi hows yous"

just lazy and so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha Hal has no complaints about my mouth, whichever way I choose to use it on him, except maybe when I moan, and not moaning in the good way

I've no doubt he enjoys a good tongue lashing from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha Hal has no complaints about my mouth, whichever way I choose to use it on him, except maybe when I moan, and not moaning in the good way

I've no doubt he enjoys a good tongue lashing from you "

I prefer one from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha Hal has no complaints about my mouth, whichever way I choose to use it on him, except maybe when I moan, and not moaning in the good way

I've no doubt he enjoys a good tongue lashing from you

I prefer one from Lotta

Red I think that was meant for my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no the worst has to be "hi hows yous"

just lazy and so annoying"

I don't think there is anything wrong with that one. It's polite none pushy and it's asking a question.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha Hal has no complaints about my mouth, whichever way I choose to use it on him, except maybe when I moan, and not moaning in the good way

I've no doubt he enjoys a good tongue lashing from you

I prefer one from Lotta

Red I think that was meant for my inbox

Oh you're in a mischievious mood this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha Hal has no complaints about my mouth, whichever way I choose to use it on him, except maybe when I moan, and not moaning in the good way

I've no doubt he enjoys a good tongue lashing from you

I prefer one from Lotta

Red I think that was meant for my inbox

Oh you're in a mischievious mood this morning!

Wee piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? "

Unfortunately it appears they do

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? "
hat ha finers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers"

Lotta can you translate that one please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers

Lotta can you translate that one please? "

*hate one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers

Lotta can you translate that one please?

*hate one liners

Ah I see

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers

Lotta can you translate that one please?

*hate one liners

Ah I see

lmao "

You'll get used to it, its great Saturday night/Sunday morning craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers

Lotta can you translate that one please?

*hate one liners

Ah I see

lmao

You'll get used to it, its great Saturday night/Sunday morning craic

Can only imagine what it's like in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers

Lotta can you translate that one please?

*hate one liners

Ah I see

lmao

You'll get used to it, its great Saturday night/Sunday morning craic

Can only imagine what it's like in person

I'm yet to findout, great steam I'd imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers

Lotta can you translate that one please?

*hate one liners

Ah I see

lmao

You'll get used to it, its great Saturday night/Sunday morning craic

Can only imagine what it's like in person

I'm yet to findout, great steam I'd imagine

Probably need a babel fish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

You say noooo lol "

Ermmmm u kno the sounds I make bikerman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? "

True quote

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? "

omg they so do!! This is mild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell me ladies, the guys that send these messages...do they have meets??

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over a year ago

"Hey love your pics, I don' t do coffee meets prefer to get straight down to business so if I pick u up we can have some car fun snd I can finger u when Im driving if u like ??...noooooooo!!

Please tell me you're making that up and these people don't really exist? hat ha finers

Lotta can you translate that one please?

*hate one liners

Ah I see

lmao

You'll get used to it, its great Saturday night/Sunday morning craic

Can only imagine what it's like in person

I'm yet to findout, great steam I'd imagine

Probably need a babel fish lol "

Think a vat of coffee and extra strength painkillers will be what I'll take

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"tell me ladies, the guys that send these messages...do they have meets??"

mmmmm let me see now. ...erm No! They meet my block list

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By *katemanMan
over a year ago

tralee

hi I usally reply with hi would you like to chat thanks. whats wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All depends on the verifies thats why there mostly always hidden, if ya think shes easy its a "hows you" if ya think shes a bit of a challenge its "I cant be arsed ur probly a boot anyway" hahahahaaaaa

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