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By *azsins OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

A man walks into a bar and asks for a rum and .

The barman gives him an apple.

"What the fuck is that", says the man!

The bar man replies try it

The man eats the apple; it tastes of rum

bar man says TURN IT AROUND!

The man turns the apple to the other side takes a bit and it tastes like .

Another man walks in and asks for a gin and tonic?

The bar man throws him an apple

What the fuck!!!

The first man says don't worry take a bite.

The apple tastes of gin!!!

The barman says "TURN IT AROUND!"

The man takes a bite from the other side and it tastes of tonic!!

A dwarf walks in and asks the men why are you eating apples?

the men tell the dwarf the barman has an apple of what ever flavour you want.

The dwarf thinks for a minute and asks the barman for an apple that tastes of pussy!!

The barman throws the dwarf an apple that takes a bite off.

"FUCK ME!!! that tastes of shite!!!!"

The barman says to the dwarf

"TURN IT AROUND"

Sorry, didn't think it would take so long to write but the funniest joke I have heard in ages.

lets cheer up everyone on fab and put up your favourite jokes!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm fucking ROFL, said Rolf Harris's dyslexic cell mate

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I'm fucking ROFL, said Rolf Harris's dyslexic cell mate

I wonder can he 'tell what it is yet'?

(80s reference, keep up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking ROFL, said Rolf Harris's dyslexic cell mate

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly ruptured my injury there Mikey!!

Now to wipe up this coffee!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I was once told the most disgusting joke ever...but I don't think I can repeat it here.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Boy and a girl lying together in the dark

Boy: Can I put my finger on your bellybutton?

Girl: (Thinks) Ok

Girl: (Screams) That's not my bellybutton?

Boy: (Giggles) That's not my finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once told the most disgusting joke ever...but I don't think I can repeat it here."

The aristocrats??lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I was once told the most disgusting joke ever...but I don't think I can repeat it here.

The aristocrats??lol"

Hahaa I stand corrected. Its the second most disgusting joke in the world.

OK here goes:

What's the difference between a tinkers pussy and a Hurley stick?

If you had to, you'd take a lick of a Hurley stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite joke in the world (and yes i tell it way too much)

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you hear about the dublin magician?

he walked down o'connell and turned into henry street

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"My favourite joke in the world (and yes i tell it way too much)

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard !

Ahhh poor rick. I saw him in Dublin recently. His wife's hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a fridge & a fanny ? When you take your meat out of a fridge is doesn't fart !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite joke in the world (and yes i tell it way too much)

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patient - Doctor doctor, I've a lettuce stuck up my ass

Doctor - bad news, its only the tip of the iceberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a fridge & a fanny ? When you take your meat out of a fridge is doesn't fart !!

Pmsl

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

The teacher asked the class to do a report on the school trip to the farm and asked them to read it out to the class. When it was little Johnny's turn he got up and read..

'We did go to the farm yesterday, and we did see sheep and horses and fuckers and pigs.'

'What animal is a fucker?' the teacher enquired

'Well the farmer called them effers, but I knew what he meant'

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders two pints. The barman pops them on the bar and the man starts to drink his. The giraffe on the other hand, necks his (excuse the pun), and immediately crashes to the ground unconscious. The man finishes his pint with barely a blink of the eye and gets up to leave.

'You can't leave that lying there' the barman exclaims.

' it's not a lion, it's a giraffe' the man replies

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