FabSwingers.com forum: bank holiday jokes.....add yours

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.

The doctor took one look at this woman and all his

professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress. After she had

disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing

so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions

or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said

the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do

you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or

breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual

intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing

now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came

here in the first place."

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At the end of a job interview, a young Engineer fresh out of MIT was asked, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer replied, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it ur jokes, i was in fits

mrs

unfortunately i cant contribute today lol