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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One christmas an ex-partner of mine bought me a bottle of aftershave and one of those electric Abdominal toners. (the one where you stick all the pads to your belly & it shocks the hell outa you)

I got the impression she was trying to tell me I was a smelly fat fecker

Whats the worst gift you have ever received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juggling clubs!!... WTF!?

She told me it would help develope my hand eye co-ordination since I couldn't find her clit!!

Cheeky fecker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without doubt a PS3.

Good job idiotface put the wrong tags on the Christmas pressies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juggling clubs!!... WTF!?

She told me it would help develope my hand eye co-ordination since I couldn't find her clit!!

Cheeky fecker!!

Hahahahaha! Sorry, but lol didn't cut it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Juggling clubs!!... WTF!?

She told me it would help develope my hand eye co-ordination since I couldn't find her clit!!

Cheeky fecker!!

ha ha ha... cracker

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

He got me anti saggin cream two years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He got me anti saggin cream two years ago "

oooohhh.... That's a sackable offence.. he he

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"He got me anti saggin cream two years ago

oooohhh.... That's a sackable offence.. he he

"
it was as a mess before he gave me somethin else it was done quick aswel after he seen my reaction haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/14 13:44:59]"

So bad it couldn't be posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/14 13:44:59]

So bad it couldn't be posted

Spelt it wrong and forgot to come back to it actually lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An engagement ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An engagement ring

lol......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hall mirror

. No idea tho she got it back in the divorce lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/14 13:44:59]

So bad it couldn't be posted

Spelt it wrong and forgot to come back to it actually lol

My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hall mirror

. No idea tho she got it back in the divorce lol"

Good man. Did you insist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hall mirror

. No idea tho she got it back in the divorce lol

Good man. Did you insist?"

Lol of course well she was getting everything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hall mirror

. No idea tho she got it back in the divorce lol"

How did u tanke that profile pic? Ha ha

The hall mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Celine Dion cd.

Unforgivable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Celine Dion cd.

Unforgivable!"

ahh poor Celine ... lol

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By *elfastCoupleCouple
over a year ago

belfast

An engagement ring

With the price attached to it

And the security tag

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"An engagement ring

With the price attached to it

And the security tag

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Ha ha brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickets to a Blue-Grass festival for my birthday last year!! I was raggin lol thought they were for Electric picnic!! Haha I kinda enjoyed it though but shuuushh don't tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clock for my kitchen!!

For one I don't cook, and two it didn't need a clock!!

There's a reason exs are exs

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

I was given a sewing machine for my 30th ..........

Needless to say it's never been used!

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A clock for my kitchen!!

For one I don't cook, and two it didn't need a clock!!

There's a reason exs are exs

ha ha

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Juggling clubs!!... WTF!?

She told me it would help develope my hand eye co-ordination since I couldn't find her clit!!

Cheeky fecker!!

Lmfao

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"A clock for my kitchen!!

For one I don't cook, and two it didn't need a clock!!

There's a reason exs are exs

Ha ha brilliant.

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

I had a full beard and got afteshave as a Christmas present

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"A Celine Dion cd.

Unforgivable!"

Oh dear god Tiny!!

I hope you showed him the door!.... That'd be the start. Before you know it he'd have you on the hardcore Roarers Whitney heuston and worse still Maria Carey.... (Shivers!!)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Celine Dion cd.

Unforgivable!

Oh dear god Tiny!!

I hope you showed him the door!.... That'd be the start. Before you know it he'd have you on the hardcore Roarers Whitney heuston and worse still Maria Carey.... (Shivers!!)..

I kindly told him if he repeated another dare devil stunt like that he would be singing All By Myself all by himself. Alas it didn't last

Great in the sack though

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