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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just being surprised by my other half that we are off to the UK in the morning (I know!)

All I know is that it is for 2 days, and I can bring carry on luggage only.

So, what's the first thing I think of? No, not what are we going to be doing but would I get through Dublin airport security with my wand in my hand luggage!!

Would they ask me what it is? Would they confiscate it (I'd stay home first lol)

Advice lady's (or gent's)

Ms. D xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just being surprised by my other half that we are off to the UK in the morning (I know!)

All I know is that it is for 2 days, and I can bring carry on luggage only.

So, what's the first thing I think of? No, not what are we going to be doing but would I get through Dublin airport security with my wand in my hand luggage!!

Would they ask me what it is? Would they confiscate it (I'd stay home first lol)

Advice lady's (or gent's)

Ms. D xx. "

They may well ask you what it is but a 'sports massager' answer & a straight face should keep the sniggers to a minimum. Btw, it may be becoming an addiction if you can't be away from it for a couple of days! (easily done)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you suffer wit sore backs and it a back massager

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

i didn't remove my battery operated tooth brush so u might get away with it

Sur give it a go and let us know did u get a knowing wink from the x-ray machine operator or was it a full cavity search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will ask why does your cucumber have batteries !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to chance it, I'll tell them I'm meeting up with a very bi-sexual lady and her back is in bits (I so hope the bi part is true)

And yes, I can't be away from it.... We like to call it "wand on tour" lol

I'll let you know in the morning how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile "

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark "

Ahhh now, not all security are male CJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark

Ahhh now, not all security are male CJ "

And Dark ain't the only one on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine had his metal butt plug confiscated..security said it was a weapon of mass erruption!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark

Ahhh now, not all security are male CJ

And Dark ain't the only one on here "

Helloooo sexy lady

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark

Ahhh now, not all security are male CJ

And Dark ain't the only one on here "

dam i backed the wrong horse if i said Roxy it would have being dark

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark

Ahhh now, not all security are male CJ

And Dark ain't the only one on here

Helloooo sexy lady "

i didn't see that coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark

Ahhh now, not all security are male CJ

And Dark ain't the only one on here

Helloooo sexy lady

i didn't see that coming "

To be fair, they are both very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it girl!!!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Wands are not weapons or indeed weapons of mass destruction, you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just being surprised by my other half that we are off to the UK in the morning (I know!)

All I know is that it is for 2 days, and I can bring carry on luggage only.

So, what's the first thing I think of? No, not what are we going to be doing but would I get through Dublin airport security with my wand in my hand luggage!!

Would they ask me what it is? Would they confiscate it (I'd stay home first lol)

Advice lady's (or gent's)

Ms. D xx. "

They might be more embarrassed than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woohoo...!

Got through ok, no questions.. Let the fun begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo...!

Got through ok, no questions.. Let the fun begin "

You didn't leave the batteries in did you?

A vibrating suitcase can be very embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look them straight in the eye,and say "stress relief" then smile

and watch his tent fourm in his trousers nice one dark

Ahhh now, not all security are male CJ

And Dark ain't the only one on here

Helloooo sexy lady

i didn't see that coming

To be fair, they are both very sexy "

Hey beautiful,,,enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they say never leave home without it?

We were stopped in Istanbul before for fluffy handcuffs, very embarrassing as their english was very poor and quite hard to communicate with them.

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