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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know those ones you giggle at but probably shouldn't!

Just read this one;

Some people just need a high five.... In the face ...... With a chair!

Any others you wanna share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in the jungle to long to get fucked by a monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been in the jungle to long to get fucked by a monkey"

So that's where you smuggled your banana from!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

In person...."They do do that though, don't they though"

On here...."LOL, OMG, ROFL, WTF, LMAO, BRB..."

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

If your granny had had balls she would have been your granda

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

Trim

A coat wouldn't wear her

The tide wouldn't bring her out

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

If I had a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let you look over the wall.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

She looks good. .. like a pig in lipstick!

Who came up with these lol

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was going to say your two faced, but if you were; you wouldn't wear that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have a vagina but I've a bigger set of ball's than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a big man but a wee coat fits you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she tastes like chicken, keep on licking, if she tastes like trout, get the fuck out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her if she had peddles !!

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim

She has a fine pair of legs - any finer and they'd snap.....

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"She has a fine pair of legs - any finer and they'd snap....."

or: I've seen better hangin out of a crows nest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to look at but a pure whore to go!!

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By *aculty13Man
over a year ago

Dublin

She had a face on her like a slapped arse!

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By *aculty13Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I left her with a face like a painters radio!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still maintain that..... i hope your next shite is a hedgehog..... is a great saying and very apt for some people on this site....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing from Willy ....

Wetter than an otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had a face that looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes "

And behind a great woman is where Everyman wants to be

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick


"Stealing from Willy ....

Wetter than an otters pocket "

Keeping the pocket theme.

She had a fanny like a clowns pocket.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Stealing from Willy ....

Wetter than an otters pocket

Keeping the pocket theme.

She had a fanny like a clowns pocket."

llong im shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shud be shot with there own balls of shite...lol

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By *ardtofindMan
over a year ago

galway

He had a face like a bag of chisels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had a face like a bag of chisels "
lads she had a face like a welders bench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had a face like a bag of chisels lads she had a face like a welders bench."

A face like a well slapped arse!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

dont piss down my back and tell me its raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yon could fall into a barrel of nipples & still come out sucking his thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd suck the fart out of her arse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear wouldn't hug her

He was that ugly as a child his mother had to put a bone around his neck so the dog would play with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't like them if ya rared them ......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag

Always wondered why was he in one in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have a vagina but I've a bigger set of ball's than you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a face on her that could hold a weeks rain

she has 2 blue eyes. ..one blue north and one blue south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TIP FOR THE DAY

Treat every problem like your dog would:

If you can't eat it or fuck it

Piss on it and walk away!!!

Lol classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a puss on her that would sink a thousand ships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put her back in she aint done yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to be hard up for fruit to tackle thon onion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is so ugly she would make the luas take a cut through a field...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is so ugly she would send a pack of wild dogs running out of the butchers on sausage special offer day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother's favorite. ...

"If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me"

Like I'd be able to b

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

She looked like someone had set her face on fire and put it out with a lump hammer

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"My mother's favorite. ...

"If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me"

Like I'd be able to b "

lol... my mum said that to me so many times! !! Pmsl. . Thank you

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Don't get smart! Stay as you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a million dollars..... all green and crumply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

one to people that piss you off,

Go take your face for a shite or go boil your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother's favorite. ...

"If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me"

Like I'd be able to b

lol... my mum said that to me so many times! !! Pmsl. . Thank you "

your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you such a slap across the face you'll catch pneumonia from the wind of it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mother used to give out to my cheeky little jack russell & used to end up sayin to him "do ya not understand plain english"

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Thon hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way down !!!

And half of them on the way back up

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"i may be dyslexic but you're a cnut"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't fuck her, even if I had a bag of dicks!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

i wouldnt ride her :

into battle

if she had peddles

with yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""i may be dyslexic but you're a cnut""

That made me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face only a mother could love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow your face, my arse is on holiday.

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By *hyboydevilMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Your as mad as a brush

I've never seen a mad brush

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Can I borrow your face, my arse is on holiday. "

anytime lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Sure a dog with a hammer up its arse would do a better job than that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel.

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Ok! Apologies before I even post it but heard this one today. It's bloody awful but god almighty effective....

"You came from one, yer mother is one, and has two counting you..."

Ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more hay for the ladies toilets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"more hay for the ladies toilets "

You going to a barn dance??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell! and having them look forward to the trip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"more hay for the ladies toilets

You going to a barn dance??"

it was a stupid saying a lad used to keep saying a long time ago.

i never understood it, neither did he id say

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

There is

Fast sex

Fun sex

Hot sex

Group sex

Same sex

Phone sex

Dirty sex

Bit for people with a face like yours there's masterbation

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I'm not sayin your a slut but if u went to a sperm bank your spit would be accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I'd say u wished ur fanny had a'Delete History' button?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say u wished ur fanny had a'Delete History' button? "

Lmao I love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tide tide wouldn't take her out

A sniper wouldn't take her out

You talkin to me or chewing a brick, either way you'll lose teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The tide tide wouldn't take her out

A sniper wouldn't take her out

You talkin to me or chewing a brick, either way you'll lose teeth"

Is that a gun in your pocket lotta or are you happy to see me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying she's a slut but she's had more loads than a washing machine.

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim

Better to keep yer mouth shut and have everybody think yer stupid, than open it and remove all doubt

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Brand new....

Happy days....

Sticking out luv....

Show us yer growler....

Does yer ma know yer out....

Here's me WHA !!!!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Ur legs are like Taylor swifts song there never gettin back together

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Not sayin u sleep around but even the label on ur nickers say next

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim

He's about as much use as a nun's tits!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

She's like a turkey big, funny looking bird that likes to gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was locked in a room with Jack the Ripper and Larry Murphy, and I had a gun with 2 bullets, I'd shoot you twice.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If you gave her a slap, a load of cocks would fall out of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a neck like a jockey's bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a neck like a jockey's bollocks"

snap funtina, i was think this exact saying before i opened the thread :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd make an onion cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a neck like a jockey's bollocks

snap funtina, i was think this exact saying before i opened the thread :0)"

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have another one but probably wouldn't go down well here not nice at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have more clothes on ya then 40 coats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have another one but probably wouldn't go down well here not nice at all"

mail it to me, if you want a second opinion :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here's another one.

"Mouth is as dry as gandi's flip flop"

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"I have another one but probably wouldn't go down well here not nice at all"

Ah go on, go on, go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have another one but probably wouldn't go down well here not nice at all

Ah go on, go on, go on! "

no can't put it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have another one but probably wouldn't go down well here not nice at all

Ah go on, go on, go on!

no can't put it up "

Yea ya can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweating like a poor kid in a sweet shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have another one but probably wouldn't go down well here not nice at all

Ah go on, go on, go on!

no can't put it up

Yea ya can

"

no honestly it really is not nice

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim


"I have another one but probably wouldn't go down well here not nice at all

Ah go on, go on, go on!

no can't put it up "

Just whisper it - nobody else will hear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sweating like a poor kid in a sweet shop"

haven't heard that in a while

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Watch out , if the wind changes your face will stay like that ,

"You're d*unk " "You're ugly , but I'll be sober in the morning "

Wait till your Father gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another of my mother's favourite

"Hang on I'll get it off the money tree out the back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sweating like a poor kid in a sweet shop

haven't heard that in a while"

you inspired me to think out side of the box tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sweating like a poor kid in a sweet shop

haven't heard that in a while

you inspired me to think out side of the box tina"

glad to help

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