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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Driving home the other day and the strangest thing happened to myself and jodie.A crow walking on the side of a country road seen our car coming toward him and for whatever reason made a bee line stright for my wheel. Well we felt every bone make an almighty crunch under the car.

We are 100% sure he knew what he was doing he didnt fly he ran under the car. He either had enough of life lol or had health problems and saw this as an easy way out before a fox got hold of him.

So i guess im just curious to know have any other fellow fabbers ever had somthing like this happen to them??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you suggesting a crow,... Commited suicide?

I've heard of a murder of crows but this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im not messing that little fucker knew what he did. And im sure he was waiting on me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its been proved that those crows are very smart...

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I was having my lunch in a farmyard once,me n 3 guys sitting around talkin shit and this battered crow landed in the yard,head injury and feathers stickin up everyway,and was in alot of distress

few seconds later the trees filled up with other crow,loads and all crowing like mad,and 1 by 1 they attacked the injured crow right infront of us til he was dead

obviously the crow community had sentenced him to death and attacked him elsewhere n followed him to us and finished the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no ornithologist but I don't think suicide is a concept birds would understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was having my lunch in a farmyard once,me n 3 guys sitting around talkin shit and this battered crow landed in the yard,head injury and feathers stickin up everyway,and was in alot of distress

few seconds later the trees filled up with other crow,loads and all crowing like mad,and 1 by 1 they attacked the injured crow right infront of us til he was dead

obviously the crow community had sentenced him to death and attacked him elsewhere n followed him to us and finished the job

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I'm shocked Hal. Didn't you render assistance to the accused.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you seen crow in japan? The drop nuts onto zebra crossings and wait for cars to drive over them to get the nut inside.

Personaly i think all animals are smarter than we give them credit for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Donegal we have Suicidal Sheep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Donegal we have Suicidal Sheep... "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Donegal we have Suicidal Sheep... "
i blame those farmers no tv poor sheep. Plenty off cliffs up that way to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear..this one time at band camp..this one girl kept throwing herself under me....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!! "

Ouch poor bunnys..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In Donegal we have Suicidal Sheep... i blame those farmers no tv poor sheep. Plenty off cliffs up that way to lol"

Fecking Sheep just appear on bends and doddle out while I'm over taking...

Nearly had lamb chops for dinner today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear..this one time at band camp..this one girl kept throwing herself under me....lol"

Yeah I hate when that happens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seen a fairy blast today while bailing hay.it whirled the rows of hay miles into the sky,over the tree tops.it was like a toranato you seen on tv out in america.fecking scarey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!! "

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear..this one time at band camp..this one girl kept throwing herself under me....lol

Yeah I hate when that happens lol "

I know right!!! Haha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways. "

Seriously!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways.

Seriously!!!"

Yep true story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways. "

The car would have won!! If a rabbit made you right off ur car god help ye when ye see a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways.

The car would have won!! If a rabbit made you right off ur car god help ye when ye see a pussy "

Oh I was only 17 when that happened have only ever been good to pussys if I seen one while I was driving I'd have to pull over and give it a stroke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With a rampent rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways. "

Ouch did you at least have rabbit stew?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways.

The car would have won!! If a rabbit made you right off ur car god help ye when ye see a pussy "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways.

Ouch did you at least have rabbit stew?! "

Lol no a friend took it home not sure if they had stew think it went into the septic tank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With a rampent rabbit "

Well I know it's most pussys favourite rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Lmao yes your right I wrote a car off because of a frigging suicidal Rabbit had only just passed the test a few weeks before this rabbit tried to stare down the car I swerved to avoid it it was pissing it down hit a ditch write the car off. When I went back to see what I'd done to the ditch the friggin rabbit was dead anyways.

Ouch did you at least have rabbit stew?!

Lol no a friend took it home not sure if they had stew think it went into the septic tank lol

Ur full pff shit lol"

No think the rabbit ended up in shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Id have kept the little fuckers foot after that story at least id say you needed some luck telling the folks a rabbit ran ye off the road. But hey its ok that pesky rabbit is sleeping with the 3rds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id have kept the little fuckers foot after that story at least id say you needed some luck telling the folks a rabbit ran ye off the road. But hey its ok that pesky rabbit is sleeping with the 3rds "

Lol ah sure could of been worse like I've been lucky enough since

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id have kept the little fuckers foot after that story at least id say you needed some luck telling the folks a rabbit ran ye off the road. But hey its ok that pesky rabbit is sleeping with the 3rds

Lol ah sure could of been worse like I've been lucky enough since "

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I swear we have suicidal rabbits here!! I know they get startled by the lights but the wee buggers always weave I front of me then straight under the wheel!!

Ouch poor bunnys..lol"

same here. ....I always get really upset if I hit anything and try really hard to avoid them

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"With a rampent rabbit "

gotta love a rampant rabbit

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Ok! Yeah I know it's that shit late again...

crows are apparently one of the smarter breeds of birds. On a par with most parots and far cleverer than most dogs. They are incredibly pack, or has been said, "murder", oriented. If a male is thrown out of the murder for whatever reason, his survival chances are limited. Now I'm not saying one was suicidal but he might have a vendetta lol! If one of his clan was already hit by a car, he might have been on the attack...

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

And rabbits get frozen by bright lights. Used to go hunting them at night with a strong flashlight. Catch them in the glare, they freeze, walk right up to them and.... cya bugs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe it was hit before and had brain damage and that's why it walked into the car?

I've heard of those suicidal sheep! A friend of mine drove along the coast next to a steep hill and this sheep jumped right on top of his car.

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