FabSwingers.com forum: worst thing to say before you put the mouse in the hole :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck, that's a rotten cheeses knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is Tiddles, he's your doorman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is Tiddles, he's your doorman."
pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is Tiddles, he's your doorman."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick quick, i'm going for a pint in 10 minutes

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Is that a mouse in your knickers or are we just not having sex for the next 4-5 days?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And where does this go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah god that was great was it good for you too

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Holy shit!!! Is that your Vagina???!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus you and your mother have tge same birthmark down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bloody big hole!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's great theese reusable condoms it said one for all on the pack so I'm using the one all the time

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By *eandmrsjones1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Do you have anything smaller ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy shit!!! Is that your Vagina???!!!!

Hold on and I'll get you a plaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that smell!???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"What's that smell!???

Damn! Sorry, I may have missed my annual sock change.

They seemed at the time though.

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Squeaky bum time!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry he's a bit shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ready for the best two minutes of your life

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Get ready for the best two minutes of your life "

...including a minute and a half of clean up time (as well as twenty seconds of foreplay)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get ready for the best two minutes of your life

...including a minute and a half of clean up time (as well as twenty seconds of foreplay)

foreplay? Now you're just spoiling her fs

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

The worst thing u can say before you put the mouse in the hole is "im goin to put the mouse in the hole"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"The worst thing u can say before you put the mouse in the hole is "im goin to put the mouse in the hole""

Well said Hal. Although worse than that again would be 'so I've invited all the lads over that have fabed you over the last few months. There's a hundred of them waiting outside, the other 500 are no shows'

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Get ready for the best two minutes of your life

...including a minute and a half of clean up time (as well as twenty seconds of foreplay)

foreplay? Now you're just spoiling her fs

I know. I can't help it though. I'm one of those "new" men who just gives the birds what they want, like respect and stuff.

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