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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So recently I've heard a few awkward stories about people on first time meets and some more experienced people havin awkward and embarressing stuff shit happen to them while they wer getn down to buisness do tell wat are ur worst and most favourite moments

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha I can see why u wud find dat embarressing altho if it squirted at the same time it wud b Amazin also an ex of mine had no tickles on her hole body except for her clit so wen u played wit her she cudn stop laughin ha strange one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the plus side ur gorgeous so im sure it wudn matter

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

He loves it cause he knows I'm not fakin it I hate it I want to crawl in a hole and die wen it happens especially if u don't tell the person before hand cause they think your just fartin haha that is strange ye don't think I'd like tickles down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin "

thats good for dave because he will always know when you are faking it or not

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"On the plus side ur gorgeous so im sure it wudn matter "
haha thank u

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin

thats good for dave because he will always know when you are faking it or not "

haha I just said that above u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha u can't hide ur poker face so

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Ha u can't hide ur poker face so "
no and the worst part is it makes me laugh and when I laugh it gets worse and it's jus ongoing I hate it haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was wit a girl who was the same but it was continuos like we wud do the buisness and she wud cum and then for the next five minetes she wudn b able to stop fanny farting and cumin great for a confidence boost haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I was wit a girl who was the same but it was continuos like we wud do the buisness and she wud cum and then for the next five minetes she wudn b able to stop fanny farting and cumin great for a confidence boost haha"
haha that's what he says I'm like well glad ur happy while I sit here with a red face haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha u actually make it sound quite Gud fun

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Haha u actually make it sound quite Gud fun"
haha sure all u can do is make a laugh of it cause it's not gonna go away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha dats brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah of course sure it's all fun and games anyways ,Ha great ice breaker not sure it's a party trick tho hahaa

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Ah of course sure it's all fun and games anyways ,Ha great ice breaker not sure it's a party trick tho hahaa "
haha defo wouldn be doin it for an audience now could u imagine hey everyone listen to this I'd he kicked out as quick as I walked in haha

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin "
that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol "
like a smelly one? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol "
ha extra thrusting power

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks "
haha beat boxin from the vagina

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin "
that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina "
hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol ha extra thrusting power "

Am I still drink reading this lok

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha "
not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter "
mc quieff hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol ha extra thrusting power

Am I still drink reading this lok"

hahaha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh "
my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter "
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter mc quieff hahaha "
Goodtimes so hav u had any other embarressing tmoments happen to ya ever I've had loads of awkward moments ha once shot in a girls eye by accident she had to get an eye patch for two weeks ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha "
ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha "
u think u hurt him lol

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud "
just that as check squeezing from bk to front give the tadpoles a bit of wind to start there swimming up to that egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud just that as check squeezing from bk to front give the tadpoles a bit of wind to start there swimming up to that egg "
ha gunshot and there off

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter mc quieff hahaha Goodtimes so hav u had any other embarressing tmoments happen to ya ever I've had loads of awkward moments ha once shot in a girls eye by accident she had to get an eye patch for two weeks ha"
lol u shot in a girl eye was u playing darts get the bulls eye lol

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud just that as check squeezing from bk to front give the tadpoles a bit of wind to start there swimming up to that egg ha gunshot and there off "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter mc quieff hahaha Goodtimes so hav u had any other embarressing tmoments happen to ya ever I've had loads of awkward moments ha once shot in a girls eye by accident she had to get an eye patch for two weeks halol u shot in a girl eye was u playing darts get the bulls eye lol"
haha I felt like I was Leonardo do caprio on the front of the titanic after it ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin

thats good for dave because he will always know when you are faking it or not haha I just said that above u "

Damn, you got in their before me....ah well, all dirty minds think alike :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin "

thats terrible

Mr Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should arrange a wet party with ash being the star attraction....

Mr Panther

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I think we should arrange a wet party with ash being the star attraction....

Mr Panther "

haha bring ur Wellies and a wet floor sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we should arrange a wet party with ash being the star attraction....

Mr Panther haha bring ur Wellies and a wet floor sign "

As long as you dont fart

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I think we should arrange a wet party with ash being the star attraction....

Mr Panther haha bring ur Wellies and a wet floor sign

As long as you dont fart "

can't promise anything haha

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol "

afterburner

noun

an auxiliary burner in which extra fuel is burned in the exhaust of a jet engine, to increase thrust.

(I'm crying laughing here at this tread)

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol

afterburner

noun

an auxiliary burner in which extra fuel is burned in the exhaust of a jet engine, to increase thrust.

(I'm crying laughing here at this tread)"

that's one way of puttin it haha

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"that's one way of puttin it haha "

I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.

Once your not sucking his cock at the time!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"that's one way of puttin it haha

I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.

Once your not sucking his cock at the time!

"

suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


" suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time "

69's in theory should only produce a muff puff not a cunt grunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that's one way of puttin it haha

I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.

Once your not sucking his cock at the time!

suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time "

lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin "

Fanny farts always make me chuckle lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"that's one way of puttin it haha

I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.

Once your not sucking his cock at the time!

suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good "

least I'd sound sexy if I sounded like that haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that's one way of puttin it haha

I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.

Once your not sucking his cock at the time!

suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good least I'd sound sexy if I sounded like that haha "

go the hole hog spoiler dual exhausts boy racer stripe and all

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"that's one way of puttin it haha

I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.

Once your not sucking his cock at the time!

suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good least I'd sound sexy if I sounded like that haha go the hole hog spoiler dual exhausts boy racer stripe and all"

I'd rather good old American muscle I can use the racer stripes for bandage haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha"
the neck muscle gets used a lot on me with people shakin there heads in discust haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot on me with people shakin there heads in discust haha "
haha I see wat u done there ha nice ah I've seen girls wit necks like mike Tyson from suckin the d

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot on me with people shakin there heads in discust haha haha I see wat u done there ha nice ah I've seen girls wit necks like mike Tyson from suckin the d"
haha my son came into me last week now he's only 11 and goes I hav a joke but ur not aloud give out to me or ground me after I tell u I was like go on them and he says my friends say u no ur abc's but u still choke on the D haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot on me with people shakin there heads in discust haha haha I see wat u done there ha nice ah I've seen girls wit necks like mike Tyson from suckin the d haha my son came into me last week now he's only 11 and goes I hav a joke but ur not aloud give out to me or ground me after I tell u I was like go on them and he says my friends say u no ur abc's but u still choke on the D haha "
hahaha nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot by me with people shakin there heads in disgust in the shopping centres when I do it haha "

What shopping centre is this lol...Mr Panther

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot by me with people shakin there heads in disgust in the shopping centres when I do it haha

What shopping centre is this lol...Mr Panther

"

oh god u always make me sound terrible haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot by me with people shakin there heads in disgust in the shopping centres when I do it haha

What shopping centre is this lol...Mr Panther

oh god u always make me sound terrible haha"

Lol...he's a badin...

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