FabSwingers.com forum: Totally Random!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any totally random or interesting facts or funnies that you've heard/came across recently and fancy sharing??

(NB: warning, your posts may be changed or misquoted, please don't take offence, take a seat it's much more comfortable)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best place to get the highest speed internet access is the moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best place to get the highest speed internet access is the moon

Cause no one else is there using it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

This is a joke that we heard yesterday

3 Nuns were driving in a car and a vampire jumped onto the bonnett , so one nun said to the other to open the window and show him ur cross , the nun wound the window down and shouted , hey fucker , get off our fucking car

It just made us laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!

Well Newry is a funny old place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a joke that we heard yesterday

It just made us laugh lol

An oldie but a goodie!! Love it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!

Well Newry is a funny old place "

Haha I don't work in newry!!

But it'll get a whole lot weirder in newry on 28th June!!! It'll not know what's hit it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!

Well Newry is a funny old place

Haha I don't work in newry!!

But it'll get a whole lot weirder in newry on 28th June!!! It'll not know what's hit it!!

it may feckin brace itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!

Well Newry is a funny old place

Haha I don't work in newry!!

But it'll get a whole lot weirder in newry on 28th June!!! It'll not know what's hit it!!

it may feckin brace itself

They are working on the canal think they were warned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they need to make room for the Bantermobile in Newry and never mind working on the canal they just need to make sure the flood gates are open(Mr Panther)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they need to make room for the Bantermobile in Newry and never mind working on the canal they just need to make sure the flood gates are open(Mr Panther)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once picked this girl up who said she had a tight pussy and she said for me to stick a finger up her so I did

Then she said stick a hand up me and I obliged.

Then after 2 mins she said put the other hand in aswell and I did I said to her she was not as tight as she claimed she said she was and said to me to clap my hands which were still inside her but when she found out I couldn't she said see I am tight(Mr P)

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Tuam used to be the capital of Ireland. Honest. Look it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once picked this girl up who said she had a tight pussy and she said for me to stick a finger up her so I did

Then she said stick a hand up me and I obliged.

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craic town used to be the porn city of Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Craic town used to be the porn city of Ireland

Now Banterville is LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Craic town will be the porn city of Ireland

Now the Banterville crew are coming to town!! LMAO

Bring it on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Craic town will be the porn city of Ireland

Now the Banterville crew are coming to town!! LMAO

Open the flood gates bring it on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Craic town will be the porn city of Ireland

Now the Banterville crew are coming to town!! LMAO

Open the flood gates bring it on!!

I've got my paddle!! But might need an oar for your friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Craic town will be the porn city of Ireland

Now the Banterville crew are coming to town!! LMAO

Open the flood gates bring it on!!

I've got my paddle!! But might need an oar for your friend! "
Banaba man gets the oar from MeFor bet that painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

50% chance of inserting USB cable/stick correctly, 89% of the time you get it wrong...

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

If I post a letter without a stamp and just put the intended address as the return address, won't it be sent there anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50% chance of inserting USB cable/stick correctly, 89% of the time you get it wrong...

You're so right! Even though they're marked so you don't have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Craic town will be the porn city of Ireland

Now the Banterville crew are coming to town!! LMAO

Open the flood gates bring it on!!

Mrs Ps wetsuit might be handy

n if I get off the reserve list my windsurf might too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

I'm not welcome in Argos anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did mefor go?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did mefor go?????

Not sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did mefor go?????

Not sure...

Dropping like flies in here

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Where did mefor go?????

Not sure...

Dropping like flies in here

Which kind of flies are you referring to?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Speaking of flies, a flies feet are 10 million times more sensitive to the taste of sugar than the human tongue.mefor will never know that useless fact now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dogs cant lookup....

(what film is that from film fans)

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By *eandmrsjones1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Different language, in English it is Brazil in Portuguese it's Brasil.

In Brazil now the correct name is Brasil, like this is Ireland not Irlanda,but if you were speaking Portuguese then this is Irlanda.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

I'm not welcome in Argos anymore

Good job they're using pencils now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did mefor go?????

Bloody hell, she's vanished

Folks the crowd is thinning, time for a rollcall thread

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"dogs cant lookup....

(what film is that from film fans)"

Have they never heard of Google?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Different language, in English it is Brazil in Portuguese it's Brasil.

In Brazil now the correct name is Brasil, like this is Ireland not Irlanda,but if you were speaking Portuguese then this is Irlanda.

What would it be if you were speaking Chinese?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

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By *eandmrsjones1Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s

Different language, in English it is Brazil in Portuguese it's Brasil.

In Brazil now the correct name is Brasil, like this is Ireland not Irlanda,but if you were speaking Portuguese then this is Irlanda.

What would it be if you were speaking Chinese? "

Ask someone who can speak Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

I'm not welcome in Argos anymore

Good job they're using pencils now

Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

I'm not welcome in Argos anymore

Good job they're using pencils now

Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???

They're only small.. Is Michael's ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

I'm not welcome in Argos anymore

Good job they're using pencils now

Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???

They're only small.. Is Michael's ?? "

Well Michael?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

I'm not welcome in Argos anymore

Good job they're using pencils now

Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???

They're only small.. Is Michael's ??

It's not the aize of the dog in the fight Kim....it's the size of the fight in the dog!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

I'm not welcome in Argos anymore

Good job they're using pencils now

Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???

They're only small.. Is Michael's ??

Well Michael?????

I invoke my right not to incriminate myself, and so I decline to comment.

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