FabSwingers.com forum: Excuses.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....

It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)

Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....

It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)

Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!

So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

A good plan old fashion orgy.

tell them and laugh they never believe that.

Try school reunion or something.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Say you've joined a traveling drama group.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I was like that last week my ma was like wer are yas goin I'm like to a friend he use work with years ago she kept askin what's his him i jus kept saying I dunno he's not my friend haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Ment what's his name not his him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here!! Running out of ideas And the lies are exhausting lol

I can't lie for shit! Parents think I'm in a cult I'd say ffs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was like that last week my ma was like wer are yas goin I'm like to a friend he use work with years ago she kept askin what's his him i jus kept saying I dunno he's not my friend haha "

Thats what ive been saying a girl i used to work with...or parents from the school...and she keeps saying oooh you's are going out alot...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I was like that last week my ma was like wer are yas goin I'm like to a friend he use work with years ago she kept askin what's his him i jus kept saying I dunno he's not my friend haha

Thats what ive been saying a girl i used to work with...or parents from the school...and she keeps saying oooh you's are going out alot...

"
haha I'm gonna get caught out one day cause I'm crap at lying dunno what I'm gonna say now goin down to Carlow in July tryin to hide a hoola skirt haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was like that last week my ma was like wer are yas goin I'm like to a friend he use work with years ago she kept askin what's his him i jus kept saying I dunno he's not my friend haha

Thats what ive been saying a girl i used to work with...or parents from the school...and she keeps saying oooh you's are going out alot...

haha I'm gonna get caught out one day cause I'm crap at lying dunno what I'm gonna say now goin down to Carlow in July tryin to hide a hoola skirt haha"

Lol..im the same cant even make eye contact had to ask again tonight...to get them minded...its so awkward...best to hide the hoola skirt lol...lol....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...

We'll shout you an alibi if you need one... And I said that your kids need to be friends with my kids lol..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Thankfully don't have this prob. Say your doing a marriage counselling course..lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you have joined a medieval reenactment group and you are going to gigs, but it's by private invite only. Medieval aspect explains lack of internet and is easy to spoof off about. It works for me, but then I was part of one so i can get away with it a bit lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...

We'll shout you an alibi if you need one... And I said that your kids need to be friends with my kids lol.."

Lol longbow we have already told my parents you's are our new friends.....we have exhausted every avenue....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since joining fab I've had to create two imaginary boyfriends to explain to my mother why I'm disappearing at weekends or not around to go over for dinner in the evening

sadly both 'relationships' had to end because she started making noises about wanting to meet them!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nxt one is we being so busy helping others out wit ther problems tat we have forgotten about ourselves we are fightin all t time because of it i hope it works lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiking/trekking? Gone for long periods....Might even get a tad exciting if Mountain Rescue are called!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a caravan it's great!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh me too...its at the point now where people are saying....who exactly are these people...fk off and mind ur business

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....

It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)

Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!

"
why don't you say you are going for Couples Counselling... it kinda is.. very theraputic is any case!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

me too...almost.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

its great isn't it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....

It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)

Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!

So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...

Say you're off to see your bestie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohnsmith69dMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Awh, the joys of being single

I don't have to make up stories or lie to anyone.

Don't even have a cat I can lie to

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are in the same boat , running out of excuses fast , our sitter is very worried about the number of funerals/weddings we are going to lol , some one on here must have some fresh excuses they could share with all of us ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awh, the joys of being single

I don't have to make up stories or lie to anyone.

Don't even have a cat I can lie to

Cats can tell when their staff are fibbing to them. Get a dog, they believe anything you tell them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me bout it his family live near by like the spanish inquisition but ye never go away ...were did u meet them blah blah blah maybe I should say just goin out to fuk a guy think that mite shut them up anniemal u can use me as a friend anytime

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Could always tell them you joined a club of sorts (book club/dancing club) or started a college course

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

"Get a caravan it's great!!

The Banterville Caravan. We could all chip in and it could stay in our front Garden. Kids could play the Xbox while Mummy and Daddy practice their wrestling....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me bout it his family live near by like the spanish inquisition but ye never go away ...were did u meet them blah blah blah maybe I should say just goin out to fuk a guy think that mite shut them up anniemal u can use me as a friend anytime

Salsa?? Line dancing

Culinary school (no pun Mr P!!)

Cheap groupon deals

Supervalu coupon breaks

Someone bought you murder mystery weekend vouchers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a caravan it's great!!

The Banterville Caravan. We could all chip in and it could stay in our front Garden. Kids could play the Xbox while Mummy and Daddy practice their wrestling...."

Lol oh now that would be fun!! You can take me on the swans at pickie!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine tasting courses? (I'd actually like to do that one! We'll drink them!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *accyjMan
over a year ago

dublin

buy a camper van it works for us seemly we have been in every county in ireland i the last year and a half

lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

I usually don't, unfortunately my mother sometimes has a bad habit of coming to stay for a day or two and giving me little notice. For a while she seemed to instinctively know when I had a meet organised

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine tasting courses? (I'd actually like to do that one! We'll drink them!)

Oh now that seems like a brilliant idea!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Lol oh now that would be fun!! You can take me on the swans at pickie!

Is that 'take me' in a vanilla sense or a Fab sense.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....

It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)

Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!

So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...

Say you're off to see your bestie

Lol..ive invented about 20 besties...they must think im sooo popular...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh......All excuses making me laugh!! Think the camper and caravan would work if you didn't have a 8 yr old mad to come with ya....Ohhhhhh.....The joys!!!!!!

Although the funeral one made me lol....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....

It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)

Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!

So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...

Say you're off to see your bestie

Lol..ive invented about 20 besties...they must think im sooo popular...

invented yes BUT you better only have one actual one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

Mmmmmmm......food goo pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to tell my friends and one of them thought fab was a cult!!! She doesn't get it at all lol

And my sis in law told me the other day that my parents think I must be a secret lesbian coz I never bring men home to meet them and I'm always out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh......lollipop...

My sister I'm convinced she's got a idea but no way will I tell her....lol x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to tell my friends in the end, there was no way around it, we've a really close group and were friends since were kids so they know everyone that I know

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How did your friends take it lollipop? ?????

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

Mmmmmmm......food goo pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee.....

By the bucket load!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I had to tell my friends and one of them thought fab was a cult!!! She doesn't get it at all lol

And my sis in law told me the other day that my parents think I must be a secret lesbian coz I never bring men home to meet them and I'm always out

"
ha ha sorry for laughing that hilarious.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to tell my friends and one of them thought fab was a cult!!! She doesn't get it at all lol

And my sis in law told me the other day that my parents think I must be a secret lesbian coz I never bring men home to meet them and I'm always out

ha ha sorry for laughing that hilarious. "

I was fuming at the time and then my bezzie said "if only your mam knew how much you love cock" and now it's funny lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

Mmmmmmm......food goo pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee.....

By the bucket load!

Just a bucket

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Totally!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Not a real friend obviously. .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone

Mmmmmmm......food goo pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee.....

By the bucket load!

Just a bucket

Ok Ok, a Super Keg!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Not a real friend obviously. .

Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Not a real friend obviously. .

Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*"

You know what's even CREEPIER!??...

She just texted me too!!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Not a real friend obviously. .

Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*

You know what's even CREEPIER!??...

She just texted me too!!!!!!

OMFG.....me twoooo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Not a real friend obviously. .

Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*

You know what's even CREEPIER!??...

She just texted me too!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha

I think she will join here when she has popped the sprog, and she will fit in well, nympho!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee

She got preggers and didn't join

how selfish

Not a real friend obviously. .

Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*

You know what's even CREEPIER!??...

She just texted me too!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha

I think she will join here when she has popped the sprog, and she will fit in well, nympho!!

I was so horn when I was preggers....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a murder mystery weekend

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id love a murder mystery weekend

Now that would be a great idea for a party....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Id love a murder mystery weekend

Now that would be a great idea for a party....

Who did who??? Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Family already asked us if we were swingers

dont know how long more we can meet up with friends all over ireland lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good plan old fashion orgy.

tell them and laugh they never believe that.

Try school reunion or something.

Can I come

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Awh, the joys of being single

I don't have to make up stories or lie to anyone.

Don't even have a cat I can lie to

Cats can tell when their staff are fibbing to them. Get a dog, they believe anything you tell them.

My dog has sadly learnt that "I won't be long" is up there with "cheque's in the post" for honesty value

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ave181Man
over a year ago

Near Navan

Tell people you volunteer for an organisation who cannot afford to pay staff and now and again you help out by doin overnights and even weekends. However due to confidentiality and the extremely sensitive nature of the work the organisation does you cannot give out any details.....you could even ask for a contribution

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you have joined a medieval reenactment group and you are going to gigs, but it's by private invite only. Medieval aspect explains lack of internet and is easy to spoof off about. It works for me, but then I was part of one so i can get away with it a bit lol"
......" That sounds exciting Mommy , Can we come along ????? "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arkside24Man
over a year ago

monkstown

line dancing! Everyone knows about it but nobody goes!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told both my work colleaguesabout being on fab a few weeks ago, neither were surprised

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I told both my work colleaguesabout being on fab a few weeks ago, neither were surprised

They know by the gameeze of ya

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....

It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)

Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!

So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...

Say you're off to see your bestie

Lol..ive invented about 20 besties...they must think im sooo popular...

invented yes BUT you better only have one actual one

You are my best male bff..promise...haha...i talk more to you than mr p....lol...lol...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urious2013cCouple
over a year ago

Co Cork

Ye should try joining a voluntary organising best way to get time away and a great excuse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told both my work colleaguesabout being on fab a few weeks ago, neither were surprised

They know by the gameeze of ya

i'd hoped they'd be a little shocked

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread