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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

Whoo hoo my bags are packed and i ready to go the taxis waiting outside the door. Its officially holiday time two weeks in the sun love ye but i got to leave u

e viva espania

where in the world will u kick back this year

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx "

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Enjoy (says through gritted teeth... Only jealous)

Hopefully the sunshine will continue on the Irish and British isles. Furthest I'll be going this year.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx "

I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!! "

Lol just the one!?

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!! "

ohhhh letme are u flirting with me haha stick u in my suit case but the better half has it full oh her bikinis and shite that women bring on holidays i had to take the sink out of it to make room for my two shirts two pairs of shorts and box of lubec

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

Lol just the one!? "

lmao at this stage red one would just do

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

Lol just the one!? lmao at this stage red one would just do "

lefty or righty

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

ohhhh letme are u flirting with me haha stick u in my suit case but the better half has it full oh her bikinis and shite that women bring on holidays i had to take the sink out of it to make room for my two shirts two pairs of shorts and box of lubec "

its not shite cj its woman's essentials its hard work being a woman.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!! "

A fan of the one sided thong!!

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

ohhhh letme are u flirting with me haha stick u in my suit case but the better half has it full oh her bikinis and shite that women bring on holidays i had to take the sink out of it to make room for my two shirts two pairs of shorts and box of lubec its not shite cj its woman's essentials its hard work being a woman. "

try being a man having to to guess what she thinking now we usually get it wrong and pay the price

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

A fan of the one sided thong!! "

hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini

ha ha cj giv us a flash.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini

ha ha cj giv us a flash. "

neon actually. .

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini

ha ha cj giv us a flash. neon actually. ."

ooops forgot to pack it awe well ill just have to go au natural

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini

ha ha cj giv us a flash. "

I'm still visualising him in a body stocking (isn't that right Mr cj )

I'd love to see a pic of the mankini now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, Have a nice holiday Cj, thought you were abandoning us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great hol bring us all home some sunshine

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.

Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx

haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!

A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini

ha ha cj giv us a flash.

I'm still visualising him in a body stocking (isn't that right Mr cj )

I'd love to see a pic of the mankini now lol"

ha ha cj get clicking with that camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Want to see those pics too

Enjoy your holiday(like Kim said through gritted teeth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy CJ, hope its scorchio for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy

(I'm not jealous at all )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoo hoo my bags are packed and i ready to go the taxis waiting outside the door. Its officially holiday time two weeks in the sun love ye but i got to leave u

e viva espania

where in the world will u kick back this year "

Dont for get the bright mankini....

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By *inky Bi TrioCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dont forget to pack your rubber ducky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Dont for get the bright mankini.... "

or your one sided man thong CJ!! :D. Lucky you....have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy!!..bring me back a bag of gummy bears

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Enjoy!!..bring me back a bag of gummy bears"

why did the dog get ur teeth haha allsorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...enjoy the break u mad fecker

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Ah I'm jealous hav fun

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By *j47 OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow

just a little laugh for ur lunch time

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow

just a little laugh for ur lunch time "

haha just ur luck for that to happen the night before haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol cj

Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol

You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em

Enjoy your holidays xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow

just a little laugh for ur lunch time "

Aww! Made me lol though!

Fair play to you for getting it sorted & what's the moral of this tale/tail?...

Your wife is always right! Enjoy the sun & the beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow

just a little laugh for ur lunch time "

Pmsl!!!! funny im just after having to climb under my bed after my dog who just got a big load of my hair (off my hairbrush) that was in the bin and ate it all...he's still sitting here eating it the little shite!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Lol cj

Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol

You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em

Enjoy your holidays xx"

ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.

I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol cj

Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol

You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em

Enjoy your holidays xx ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.

I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way. "

Uh oh! Would the moral of your stories be DON'T let the dog see the rabbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol cj

Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol

You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em

Enjoy your holidays xx ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.

I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way.

Uh oh! Would the moral of your stories be DON'T let the dog see the rabbit?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol cj

Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol

You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em

Enjoy your holidays xx ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.

I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way.

Uh oh! Would the moral of your stories be DON'T let the dog see the rabbit?

Lol

"

+1

now theres a few stories you can really get your teeth into so so funny guys....thanks for sharing

oh and who said a dog is a mans best friend! Lol

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Giggling here to myself. Everyone giving me funny looks. Great stories. Thanks for the laugh.

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Have a great time cj .....bring me back a tan

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