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Banaba Man Part 2

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Author Note - This thread won't make sense unless you also read 'Banaba Man and the Quest for the Golden Plums', although if I'm being honest, It'll not make much sense either way...

Carry On..

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

A man and a woman approached their table. All heads in the pub turned as she walked by. She was about 25 years old, all legs and bum and boobs. As she swished past, every man in the pub had the same thought in his head.

'How the hell did that fat old guy pull her??'

The couple ignored the looks and came over and sat down. Everyone nodded a greeting, and once again silence fell. The two men eyed each other suspiciously.

'So..' the first man said, 'What happened?'

'We have no idea.' replied the other. 'Everything was running along smoothly and then all of a sudden...' he made a sudden gesture with his hands that had the first man reaching for his weapon.

'Do you think they've forgotten about us? Do you think they care?'

'We have to make them care. We can't leave it like this.'

'Mmmmwwmmwmhmmhhmmmmwwwmhmwmm' said the sexy 25 year old.

'I beg your pardon?' The first man's companion said. 'What did you say?'

'She said she's had the Plums in her mouth for so long she'll end up going through puberty again.... Backwards.'

'Perhaps they've forgotten the story. The plot was getting rather complicated, and then everyone started talking about nappies and trains and stuff and they perhaps got distracted.'

'Ok, I'll do one of those 'Previously on ......' things that you see on the telly. That will hopefully refresh some memories.'

'And if that doesn't work', came a slurred voice from under the mass of blonde hair in the table, 'I'll show them my tits..'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh. Welcome Mrs pink. ..... What are you doing under there! ? ..... and who is that with you? ?? .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on bababa man ..... waiting! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on bababa man ..... waiting! ! "

Lol longbow she's been waiting that long that she is now delirious and calling him "bababa" man!! (No I did not change it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on bababa man ..... waiting! !

Lol longbow she's been waiting that long that she is now delirious and calling him "bababa" man!! (No I did not change it!) "

lmao... see is the affect not having my mask of youth is having. ... I'm losing the ability to spell

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Previously, on Banaba Man...

Banaba Man, (voiced by Whole Lotta Love), has received a sinister message from The Singing Snorkel, (Longbow), saying that the Golden Plums, the objects that hold the secret to Eternal Youth, will be stolen. Determined to foil his arch nemesis, Banaba Man heads to the secret location where the Plums are closely guarded by The Keeper, (Mrs Panther), and her assistant, Heaven, (Mr P).

They are joined by the Plums owner, DG (DownGirl), who, unbeknown to everyone, is really the evil villian Fanny Bateur. Fanny uses the Snorkel as a distraction to steal the Plums herself in order to use them for a sinister plot yet unrevealed, but charges The Snorkel with the destruction of Banana Man.

Banana Man (who is desperate for a love interest in the story), recruits Plantain Boy, aka The Boy Wonder (Southdown), to assist him.

Whilst Banaba Man and Boy Wonder were tracking Snorkel Down, Fanny Bateur had removed the Plums from their ultra secret hiding place and used their magic on herself which you did by putting them in your mouth.

The Keeper had seen The Snorkel at the local school and had tried to seduce him with her magic wetsuit. Sensing a trap, Snorkel had arranged to meet her on his boat later that day, hoping for a final showdown with Banabaman.

The Saga Continues.... (Tomorrow, I have to be up at 4:30am)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Previously, on Banaba Man...

Banaba Man, (voiced by Whole Lotta Love), has received a sinister message from The Singing Snorkel, (Longbow), saying that the Golden Plums, the objects that hold the secret to Eternal Youth, will be stolen. Determined to foil his arch nemesis, Banaba Man heads to the secret location where the Plums are closely guarded by The Keeper, (Mrs Panther), and her assistant, Heaven, (Mr P).

They are joined by the Plums owner, DG (DownGirl), who, unbeknown to everyone, is really the evil villian Fanny Bateur. Fanny uses the Snorkel as a distraction to steal the Plums herself in order to use them for a sinister plot yet unrevealed, but charges The Snorkel with the destruction of Banana Man.

Banana Man (who is desperate for a love interest in the story), recruits Plantain Boy, aka The Boy Wonder (Southdown), to assist him.

Whilst Banaba Man and Boy Wonder were tracking Snorkel Down, Fanny Bateur had removed the Plums from their ultra secret hiding place and used their magic on herself which you did by putting them in your mouth.

The Keeper had seen The Snorkel at the local school and had tried to seduce him with her magic wetsuit. Sensing a trap, Snorkel had arranged to meet her on his boat later that day, hoping for a final showdown with Banabaman.

The Saga Continues.... (Tomorrow, I have to be up at 4:30am)"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Previously, on Banaba Man...

Banaba Man, (voiced by Whole Lotta Love), has received a sinister message from The Singing Snorkel, (Longbow), saying that the Golden Plums, the objects that hold the secret to Eternal Youth, will be stolen. Determined to foil his arch nemesis, Banaba Man heads to the secret location where the Plums are closely guarded by The Keeper, (Mrs Panther), and her assistant, Heaven, (Mr P).

They are joined by the Plums owner, DG (DownGirl), who, unbeknown to everyone, is really the evil villian Fanny Bateur. Fanny uses the Snorkel as a distraction to steal the Plums herself in order to use them for a sinister plot yet unrevealed, but charges The Snorkel with the destruction of Banana Man.

Banana Man (who is desperate for a love interest in the story), recruits Plantain Boy, aka The Boy Wonder (Southdown), to assist him.

Whilst Banaba Man and Boy Wonder were tracking Snorkel Down, Fanny Bateur had removed the Plums from their ultra secret hiding place and used their magic on herself which you did by putting them in your mouth.

The Keeper had seen The Snorkel at the local school and had tried to seduce him with her magic wetsuit. Sensing a trap, Snorkel had arranged to meet her on his boat later that day, hoping for a final showdown with Banabaman.

The Saga Continues.... (Tomorrow, I have to be up at 4:30am)

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please lol

Brilliant "

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please "

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

The Keeper of the Plums, her head pounding and spinning from the half glass of wine she's just d*unk, staggered onto Snorkel's boat. The boat was actually the Banterville ferry, which took passengers back and forth to the Port of Grumes.

The plan had been to lure him here with the promise of some lurid act, whereby Banaba man, who was to remain hidden, would spring out and capture him when his guard, (and trousers) were down. Banaba man had been detained and so he had sent Plantain Boy in his placed. The Keeper looked around trying to spot her protector, but he was nowhere to be seen. Either his disguise was brilliant, or he wasn't here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just at that. ... There came an announcement on the ferry tannoy...

would the owner of the phallic shaped banaba mobile. ...registration number

BANABA 4U

please come to the wheel house. ......

Aha. .. She thought. .. shite 80's music running through her head. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just at that. ... There came an announcement on the ferry tannoy...

would the owner of the phallic shaped banaba mobile. ...registration number

BANABA 4U

please come to the wheel house. ......

Aha. .. She thought. .. shite 80's music running through her head. ..

"

Da da da da da da da da da Banaba man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful... "

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol "

Mmmm Downgirl u nawty woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol

Mmmm Downgirl u always know the truth woman "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol

Mmmm Downgirl u nawty woman how did you know I liked pegging "

Nawty plantain boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol

Mmmm Downgirl u nawty woman how did you know I liked pegging

Nawty plantain boy "

U don't k ow the half of it Sofia xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol

Mmmm Downgirl u nawty woman how did you know I liked pegging

Nawty plantain boy

U don't k ow the half of it Sofia xxx "

omg. .. so know I will regret this. .. But what is pegging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol

Mmmm Downgirl u nawty woman how did you know I liked pegging

Nawty plantain boy

U don't k ow the half of it Sofia xxx

omg. .. so know I will regret this. .. But what is pegging? "

Lol another one of those sayings with a double meaning!! Nothing to do with hanging your clothes on the line! More a nice lady with her strapon pleasuring a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol

Mmmm Downgirl u nawty woman how did you know I liked pegging

Nawty plantain boy

U don't k ow the half of it Sofia xxx

omg. .. so know I will regret this. .. But what is pegging?

Lol another one of those sayings with a double meaning!! Nothing to do with hanging your clothes on the line! More a nice lady with her strapon pleasuring a guy "

ahhhhh Thank you mefor. ... Thought it was putting pegs on someone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you forgot the mask of youth and the phallic shaped banaba mobile! Plantain boy! !! Attention to detail please

Ahh shove it in yer hole Plantain Boy. Do you think this is easy...

For that, your demise will be slow and painful...

Yes longbow, putting it in my hole wud b painful but very enjoyable lol

Mmmm Downgirl u nawty woman how did you know I liked pegging

Nawty plantain boy

U don't k ow the half of it Sofia xxx

omg. .. so know I will regret this. .. But what is pegging?

Lol another one of those sayings with a double meaning!! Nothing to do with hanging your clothes on the line! More a nice lady with her strapon pleasuring a guy

ahhhhh Thank you mefor. ... Thought it was putting pegs on someone lol "

You'll have to get the 'Urban Dictionary' app for your phone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP it appears you need to write boy wonder in a good pegging

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Ffs... I go off to work for 13 hours and you lot go off on a tangent. Do I have to start a Banabaman Banter thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs... I go off to work for 13 hours and you lot go off on a tangent. Do I have to start a Banabaman Banter thread... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs... I go off to work for 13 hours and you lot go off on a tangent. Do I have to start a Banabaman Banter thread...

"

God no!! We'll get kicked out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP it appears you need to write boy wonder in a good pegging "

U r a nawty lot lol

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Where has Fanny gone, has she taken the plums and disappeared??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where has Fanny gone, has she taken the plums and disappeared??"

I was trying to work out who that was and thought it might have Been down girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny has run off with the golden plums but you know she'll be back for her Banaba juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny has run off with the golden plums but you know she'll be back for her Banaba juice "

she'll need her daily supply

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By *ongbow71 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

I suppose I should, at some point, finish this damn story shouldn't I...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose I should, at some point, finish this damn story shouldn't I..."

definitely

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I suppose I should, at some point, finish this damn story shouldn't I..."

But he never did....

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