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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The screen on my iPhone looks funny because of the polarisation on my Raybans

What's your first world problem today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a nail... an hour after getting them done fml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My regular masseuse is off today.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Bird shit on my shoulder and one of my straps off my shoppin bag broke not havin a good day so far

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

They'd no soya or almond milk when I went to get my Americano... Tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did very little work today and got paid for it. I sort of feel guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only made 5 sales instead of my usual 6 and to top it off i had to stop work 3 hours early and still get paid those 3 hours. Just terrible i tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only made 5 sales instead of my usual 6 and to top it off i had to stop work 3 hours early and still get paid those 3 hours. Just terrible i tell ya "

also if either of my bosses are on here, this post os all in your head

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim

Left my car sitting outside the house this morning with the roof down for 10 minutes. Came back and a bird had shit on the driver's seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha"

Yeah, hit them next time. That'll teach them. ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha

Yeah, hit them next time. That'll teach them. ffs."

Haha almost wish I did... crossed just as if no car could touch them. Well im sittin in for the rest of the night now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was waiting to cross the rd today when a car was cuming so i stopped to wait till it went by and he started beeping his horn at me,i wasnt gonna walk out in front of him so dunno why he was beeping at me,anyway i stuck me 2 fingers up at him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was waiting to cross the rd today when a car was cuming so i stopped to wait till it went by and he started beeping his horn at me,i wasnt gonna walk out in front of him so dunno why he was beeping at me,anyway i stuck me 2 fingers up at him!"

Haha. Maybe he just thought you were a fine thing and beeped to get your attention

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha

Yeah, hit them next time. That'll teach them. ffs."

fffs u missed a direct hit that was worth 10 points

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"i was waiting to cross the rd today when a car was cuming so i stopped to wait till it went by and he started beeping his horn at me,i wasnt gonna walk out in front of him so dunno why he was beeping at me,anyway i stuck me 2 fingers up at him!"

ffs i was waiting for u to cross to see that ass of ur swishing and swaying next time i look for a close up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha

Yeah, hit them next time. That'll teach them. ffs.

fffs u missed a direct hit that was worth 10 points "

Is that penalty points on my license ?? Haha. Mad that they are crossing the road and are in the wrong but if the car hits a person then the person driving the car is in the wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was waiting to cross the rd today when a car was cuming so i stopped to wait till it went by and he started beeping his horn at me,i wasnt gonna walk out in front of him so dunno why he was beeping at me,anyway i stuck me 2 fingers up at him!

Haha. Maybe he just thought you were a fine thing and beeped to get your attention "

lol, no he luked like an narky ole fella with an angry red face so i think he thought i was gonna cross the rd in front of him but i was waiting for him to go bye,a few drivers do tht tho i notice,its drives me mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was waiting to cross the rd today when a car was cuming so i stopped to wait till it went by and he started beeping his horn at me,i wasnt gonna walk out in front of him so dunno why he was beeping at me,anyway i stuck me 2 fingers up at him!

ffs i was waiting for u to cross to see that ass of ur swishing and swaying next time i look for a close up "

ah sure if i knew it was u i wud have jumped on yur bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was waiting to cross the rd today when a car was cuming so i stopped to wait till it went by and he started beeping his horn at me,i wasnt gonna walk out in front of him so dunno why he was beeping at me,anyway i stuck me 2 fingers up at him!

Haha. Maybe he just thought you were a fine thing and beeped to get your attention

lol, no he luked like an narky ole fella with an angry red face so i think he thought i was gonna cross the rd in front of him but i was waiting for him to go bye,a few drivers do tht tho i notice,its drives me mad!"

Well id be beeping to get your attention... instead of a red face like ya man id be drooling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SMH.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha

Yeah, hit them next time. That'll teach them. ffs.

fffs u missed a direct hit that was worth 10 points

Is that penalty points on my license ?? Haha. Mad that they are crossing the road and are in the wrong but if the car hits a person then the person driving the car is in the wrong...."

what does my head in is mothers with buggies they push the buggy out on the road a full 3feet on front of the and then look to see if there's anything coming grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha

Yeah, hit them next time. That'll teach them. ffs.

fffs u missed a direct hit that was worth 10 points

Is that penalty points on my license ?? Haha. Mad that they are crossing the road and are in the wrong but if the car hits a person then the person driving the car is in the wrong....

what does my head in is mothers with buggies they push the buggy out on the road a full 3feet on front of the and then look to see if there's anything coming grrrrrr "

Yeah has happened a few times to me aswell. Very dangerous. Im sure theres easier ways to get the fella to buy a new buggy

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"i was waiting to cross the rd today when a car was cuming so i stopped to wait till it went by and he started beeping his horn at me,i wasnt gonna walk out in front of him so dunno why he was beeping at me,anyway i stuck me 2 fingers up at him!

ffs i was waiting for u to cross to see that ass of ur swishing and swaying next time i look for a close up

ah sure if i knew it was u i wud have jumped on yur bonnet "

mmm my bonnet has a habit of rising when jumped on

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Almost knocked someone down in the car earlier, garda seen it and had a chat with me I argued that I was already half way across the junction and the person didnt look before crossing. Was havin none of it feel hard done by ha

Yeah, hit them next time. That'll teach them. ffs.

fffs u missed a direct hit that was worth 10 points

Is that penalty points on my license ?? Haha. Mad that they are crossing the road and are in the wrong but if the car hits a person then the person driving the car is in the wrong....

what does my head in is mothers with buggies they push the buggy out on the road a full 3feet on front of the and then look to see if there's anything coming grrrrrr

Yeah has happened a few times to me aswell. Very dangerous. Im sure theres easier ways to get the fella to buy a new buggy"

A buggy tis a house they are after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't decide what to wear heading out... Oh Jesus I've become everything I dislike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't decide what to wear heading out... Oh Jesus I've become everything I dislike "

a nice shirt and jeans maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to buy my first drink

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I had to buy my first drink "

tight ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shower is being a right cunt today!

The fuckin thing keeps going from either boiling hot or freezing cold every 30 seconds theres no in between with it

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I've to go to the sane restaurant for the third week in a row

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sadly of too many of them now classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sadly of too many of them now classy "

thts not sad, have too many shirts!or is it jeans?i think jeans and a nice pale pink shirt is sexy on a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant go wrong if a hotty like Classy has given you advice... id take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to cut this lawn again!! Thanks to some cunt sowing 20/20/10 on it for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to cut this lawn again!! Thanks to some cunt sowing 20/20/10 on it for a laugh "

ha ha done the same thing to me da last week except I just used a bag of can 27n

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The screen on my iPhone looks funny because of the polarisation on my Raybans

What's your first world problem today?"

I've just woke up with a spot and I've run out of tea tree oil

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