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By *ohn Mingo OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I don't know what it is but I'm in a weird mood today. Maybe the weather...maybe its....other reasons.

So if anyone has any uplifting stories, jokes or all round banter feel free to post, I could do with cheering up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww. What's up?

Just one of those dull weeks?

The weather's not helping, it's very heavy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know what it is but I'm in a weird mood today. Maybe the weather...maybe its....other reasons.

So if anyone has any uplifting stories, jokes or all round banter feel free to post, I could do with cheering up. "

Surely being my friend is enough to lift your spirits!! Lol kidding of course.

Hope your mood improves

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny


"I don't know what it is but I'm in a weird mood today. Maybe the weather...maybe its....other reasons.

So if anyone has any uplifting stories, jokes or all round banter feel free to post, I could do with cheering up. "

must be the weather....im the same.....need something to cheer me up!

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By *ohn Mingo OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Aww. What's up?

Just one of those dull weeks?

The weather's not helping, it's very heavy."

For the most part everything's great.... But do you ever get the feeling that life is excluding you? Kinda like that. Weird thing is I have no major reason to feel that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, Poor man we all get this feeling ... now, I will share a joke that I posted some time ago in one of the threads, maybe that may cheer you up !

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans

overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on.

Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP!!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, Poor man we all get this feeling ... now, I will share a joke that I posted some time ago in one of the threads, maybe that may cheer you up !

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans

overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on.

Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP!!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party

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By *ohn Mingo OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I don't know what it is but I'm in a weird mood today. Maybe the weather...maybe its....other reasons.

So if anyone has any uplifting stories, jokes or all round banter feel free to post, I could do with cheering up.

Surely being my friend is enough to lift your spirits!! Lol kidding of course.

Hope your mood improves "

I always look forward to your pictures in my update feed red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is when I wish Fabs was more like Tw!tter, a picture sometimes is worth a thousand words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know what it is but I'm in a weird mood today. Maybe the weather...maybe its....other reasons.

So if anyone has any uplifting stories, jokes or all round banter feel free to post, I could do with cheering up.

Surely being my friend is enough to lift your spirits!! Lol kidding of course.

Hope your mood improves

I always look forward to your pictures in my update feed red. "

It's Friday you should be feeling good!

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By *ohn Mingo OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Hahaha nice one ulpia. So good you posted twice!

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By *ohn Mingo OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I don't know what it is but I'm in a weird mood today. Maybe the weather...maybe its....other reasons.

So if anyone has any uplifting stories, jokes or all round banter feel free to post, I could do with cheering up.

Surely being my friend is enough to lift your spirits!! Lol kidding of course.

Hope your mood improves

I always look forward to your pictures in my update feed red.

It's Friday you should be feeling good! "

Gotta work tomorrow. Booooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww. What's up?

Just one of those dull weeks?

The weather's not helping, it's very heavy.

For the most part everything's great.... But do you ever get the feeling that life is excluding you? Kinda like that. Weird thing is I have no major reason to feel that way."

Oh yeah, it's very easy to get lost in the noise. I like to try & do something nice for someone else when I'm feeling maudlin, it makes me feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww. What's up?

Just one of those dull weeks?

The weather's not helping, it's very heavy.

For the most part everything's great.... But do you ever get the feeling that life is excluding you? Kinda like that. Weird thing is I have no major reason to feel that way."

I've had one of those weeks myself, had a bit of an introspective and decided that there are things I just need to change up a bit to feel happier, it's hard when I get into a bit of a rut to come out of it though, so I know how ya feel

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By *ohn Mingo OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Aww. What's up?

Just one of those dull weeks?

The weather's not helping, it's very heavy.

For the most part everything's great.... But do you ever get the feeling that life is excluding you? Kinda like that. Weird thing is I have no major reason to feel that way.

I've had one of those weeks myself, had a bit of an introspective and decided that there are things I just need to change up a bit to feel happier, it's hard when I get into a bit of a rut to come out of it though, so I know how ya feel "

Yep...there are changes afoot but I just wish they were happening now rather than a few months time

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By *ohn Mingo OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh and Candy, thanks for the mail, it helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww. What's up?

Just one of those dull weeks?

The weather's not helping, it's very heavy.

For the most part everything's great.... But do you ever get the feeling that life is excluding you? Kinda like that. Weird thing is I have no major reason to feel that way.

I've had one of those weeks myself, had a bit of an introspective and decided that there are things I just need to change up a bit to feel happier, it's hard when I get into a bit of a rut to come out of it though, so I know how ya feel

Yep...there are changes afoot but I just wish they were happening now rather than a few months time"

Yes some changes take longer to have their effect than others, sure we're all in this together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost someone close at the weekend and have been in a contemplative mood since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost someone close at the weekend and have been in a contemplative mood since "

Sorry to hear that....

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"I don't know what it is but I'm in a weird mood today. Maybe the weather...maybe its....other reasons.

So if anyone has any uplifting stories, jokes or all round banter feel free to post, I could do with cheering up. "

No jokes I'm afraid. I can empathise with how your feeling but think mine is a case of my body trying to eliminate the alcohol consumed last weekend.. Anyway you what the monthy python boys say???

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I lost someone close at the weekend and have been in a contemplative mood since "

Big hugs to you, having lost two close relations in April I have to say this is the first week I'm feeling back to 'normal'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost someone close at the weekend and have been in a contemplative mood since "

massive hugs xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost someone close at the weekend and have been in a contemplative mood since

Big hugs to you, having lost two close relations in April I have to say this is the first week I'm feeling back to 'normal'. "

lost one of the rocks in my life at the turn of the year, honestly thought i was dealing with it ok til last weekend, suffice to say i may be wrong. Just watch, sometimes grief lurks beneath the surface

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I lost someone close at the weekend and have been in a contemplative mood since

Big hugs to you, having lost two close relations in April I have to say this is the first week I'm feeling back to 'normal'.

lost one of the rocks in my life at the turn of the year, honestly thought i was dealing with it ok til last weekend, suffice to say i may be wrong. Just watch, sometimes grief lurks beneath the surface"

Oh I know that too well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for all your losses but this is hardly uplifting guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost someone close at the weekend and have been in a contemplative mood since

Big hugs to you, having lost two close relations in April I have to say this is the first week I'm feeling back to 'normal'.

lost one of the rocks in my life at the turn of the year, honestly thought i was dealing with it ok til last weekend, suffice to say i may be wrong. Just watch, sometimes grief lurks beneath the surface

Oh I know that too well x"

I only recently figured it out

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Yes just about 20mins ago...a meet we have been planning for the last 6 weeks just got cancelled.......

Not being insensitive to all the bereaved .....I know its a minor irritation in comparison

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Yes just about 20mins ago...a meet we have been planning for the last 6 weeks just got cancelled.......

Not being insensitive to all the bereaved .....I know its a minor irritation in comparison"

But a major irritation to u and no doubt frustrating

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"Yes just about 20mins ago...a meet we have been planning for the last 6 weeks just got cancelled.......

Not being insensitive to all the bereaved .....I know its a minor irritation in comparison

But a major irritation to u and no doubt frustrating "

Yes and it's my weekend off .....plus as a cpl it's difficult meeting a cpl where everyone clicks......but such is life

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Yes just about 20mins ago...a meet we have been planning for the last 6 weeks just got cancelled.......

Not being insensitive to all the bereaved .....I know its a minor irritation in comparison

But a major irritation to u and no doubt frustrating

Yes and it's my weekend off .....plus as a cpl it's difficult meeting a cpl where everyone clicks......but such is life"

Awh that is crap. I suppose me n Mr will have to endure that at some point when we decide to start meeting people

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"Yes just about 20mins ago...a meet we have been planning for the last 6 weeks just got cancelled.......

Not being insensitive to all the bereaved .....I know its a minor irritation in comparison

But a major irritation to u and no doubt frustrating

Yes and it's my weekend off .....plus as a cpl it's difficult meeting a cpl where everyone clicks......but such is life

Awh that is crap. I suppose me n Mr will have to endure that at some point when we decide to start meeting people"

It's all ahead of you....lol.....but at least we have met them before so know there genuine.....takes the sting out of it a bit.....now were just horny.....where as we could be horny and annoyed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just after getting invited to a worderful party by a lady here on fab.cant go on account of working well into the dark.im fucking fustrated here,all i se is grass and more grass ahead of me.wheres the rain when you want it

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