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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well as most of you know I'm infamous for my many typos and some that get me into bother!!

Like Spawning the superhero Banaba man and left very red faced in the Ireland chatroom one night for saying I was going to s*** in the corner!! Instead of sit

So any funny typos that left you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly a typo but in work one day I sent an email to a former boss regarding some info he needed on a colleague. I put the initial of the person with their surname in the subject line. Shortly after sending the email my boss rang me and said I should check before sending emails. Hadn't a clue what he was referring to til I looked at it again. The heading I had put was PEnnis........did I go bright red or what!! Lol. My boss had a right laugh about it and I do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, happened to me a few times!

Although my most memorable has to be when I was sitting, having breakfast with my 'Ex'...

What I meant to say was "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"

But out came "You've ruined my life you fckn bitch!"

She just looked at me and said "what was that?"

I replied "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, happened to me a few times!

Although my most memorable has to be when I was sitting, having breakfast with my 'Ex'...

What I meant to say was "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"

But out came "You've ruined my life you fckn bitch!"

She just looked at me and said "what was that?"

I replied "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"....

"

Ha I LOL'd at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, happened to me a few times!

Although my most memorable has to be when I was sitting, having breakfast with my 'Ex'...

What I meant to say was "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"

But out came "You've ruined my life you fckn bitch!"

She just looked at me and said "what was that?"

I replied "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"....

"

Lol are you ripping off paddy Irish man jokes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not exactly a typo but in work one day I sent an email to a former boss regarding some info he needed on a colleague. I put the initial of the person with their surname in the subject line. Shortly after sending the email my boss rang me and said I should check before sending emails. Hadn't a clue what he was referring to til I looked at it again. The heading I had put was PEnnis........did I go bright red or what!! Lol. My boss had a right laugh about it and I do now "

Lol ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, happened to me a few times!

Although my most memorable has to be when I was sitting, having breakfast with my 'Ex'...

What I meant to say was "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"

But out came "You've ruined my life you fckn bitch!"

She just looked at me and said "what was that?"

I replied "Could you pass me the marmalade please?"....

"

very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat. "

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat. "

bet you would love that ya dirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I typed this on whatsapp to a friend

"I had that horrible gloop in my mouth this morning makes me gag"

Forgot to mention when I was at the dentist!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!! "

i'll get my cape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

bet you would love that ya dirt "

not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

bet you would love that ya dirt

not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken"

ah ya killjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

bet you would love that ya dirt

not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken

ah ya killjoy "

just not my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

bet you would love that ya dirt

not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken

ah ya killjoy

just not my bag "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!! "

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! "

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! "

jaysus i made hell of a typo there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy "

now you promised that was our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret "

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I do it all the time typos. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share "

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

jaysus i made hell of a typo there "

Mwahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta "

i take it back.my man only wears manly undergarments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and typos are best buds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments. "

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? "
Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last "

i'll have to have a word with your superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! :hey do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments. "

you are too bad mr.p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank with your superior "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! :hey do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

you are too bad mr.p "
lotta picking on poor litle me boo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank over your superior "

well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank over your superior

well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner"
you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did text my male line manager one day and predictive text meant I ended up asking him to schedule a meeting ref my "Anal "problem with a volunteer! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and did he (Mr P)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did text my male line manager one day and predictive text meant I ended up asking him to schedule a meeting ref my "Anal "problem with a volunteer! !!! "

Lol ooops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and did he pee on you too? Mr P) "

Dirty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and did he (Mr P) "

no. .. lol. .. very embarrassing moment add he tried to explain this to me as I hadn't even noticed lol

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over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank over your superior

well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round "

am not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank over your superior

well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round

am not "

Haha went out to the shops and i come home to find...mr p banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over me....what have you's lot been up to eh.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank over your superior

well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round

am not

Haha went out to the shops to buy conditioner for the next Avatar pics and i come home to find...mr p on all fours looking for that broom handle he sat on earlier and I hear he's banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over mr p cause he loves it!.what have you's lot been up to eh..... "

Wasn't me

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over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank over your superior

well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round

am not

Haha went out to the shops to buy conditioner for the next Avatar pics and i come home to find...mr p on all fours looking for that broom handle he sat on earlier and I hear he's banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over mr p cause he loves it!.what have you's lot been up to eh.....

Wasn't me "

Bad influence miss mefor lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.

Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!

i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!

I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!

he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy

now you promised that was our secret

ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share

they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta

i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.

i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last

i'll have to have a wank over your superior

well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round

am not

Haha went out to the shops and i come home to find...mr p banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over me....what have you's lot been up to eh..... "

it was all him

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