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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has the fine art of hosing down your front passage and polishing your knockers disappeared forever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no, i love innuendo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brasso or spit and polish ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??"

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??"

moist definitely spit and polish

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Has the fine art of hosing down your front passage and polishing your knockers disappeared forever? "

Ohh you wee scrubber ye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?"

Knocker not knob.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob....."

Dont they come in pairs?? ;p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol."

Have you room for a golden statue in your back passage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob....."

I don't care what you wanna call it, so long you give it a good rub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob.....

I don't care what you wanna call it, so long you give it a good rub "

Will a genie pop out of it and grant me three wishes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob.....

I don't care what you wanna call it, so long you give it a good rub

Will a genie pop out of it and grant me three wishes? "

All you wishes may just about to come true anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the fine art of hosing down your front passage and polishing your knockers disappeared forever?

Ohh you wee scrubber ye "

Me on my hands and knees scrubbing? Can you imagine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob....."

I'll glady put my brasso on those knockers as long as remember you polish my knob do you think you can "handle" that

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol.

Have you room for a golden statue in your back passage? "

Can you take the statue out of my back passage please? I've just spilt brass everywhere

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Has the fine art of hosing down your front passage and polishing your knockers disappeared forever?

Ohh you wee scrubber ye

Me on my hands and knees scrubbing? Can you imagine ? "

I better have a lie down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob.....

I don't care what you wanna call it, so long you give it a good rub

Will a genie pop out of it and grant me three wishes?

All you wishes may just about to come true anyway "

Spit or polish?

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol.

Have you room for a golden statue in your back passage?

Can you take the statue out of my back passage please? I've just spilt brass everywhere"

Are you sure that's brass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol.

Have you room for a golden statue in your back passage?

Brass balls??

Can you take the statue out of my back passage please? I've just spilt brass everywhere"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob.....

I don't care what you wanna call it, so long you give it a good rub

Will a genie pop out of it and grant me three wishes?

All you wishes may just about to come true anyway

Spit or polish?"

You'll have to ask Mr sheen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob.....

I don't care what you wanna call it, so long you give it a good rub

Will a genie pop out of it and grant me three wishes?

All you wishes may just about to come true anyway

Spit or polish?

You'll have to ask Mr sheen "

Does he clean and shine in double quick time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brasso or spit and polish ??

Would that be for my knob or golden statue?

Knocker not knob.....

I don't care what you wanna call it, so long you give it a good rub

Will a genie pop out of it and grant me three wishes?

All you wishes may just about to come true anyway

Spit or polish?

You'll have to ask Mr sheen

Does he clean and shine in double quick time? "

He puts mr muscle to shame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol.

Have you room for a golden statue in your back passage? "

As long as you are giving it to me Miss - i can make room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol.

Have you room for a golden statue in your back passage?

As long as you are giving it to me Miss - i can make room "

Would you be a quietman if I did ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting to give up innuendo. ...

.... But it's so hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting to give up innuendo. ...

.... But it's so hard "

Hehehe you give up innuendo then we are down to basics and no imagination keep the faith Downgirl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ammm akeepin it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ammm akeepin it "

Gud..so uve no carpet just a tiled floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had piles once and my doctor gave me suppositories and told me to me to put them in my back passage. They were useless so i might as well put then up my arse for all the good they done me lol.

Have you room for a golden statue in your back passage?

As long as you are giving it to me Miss - i can make room

Would you be a quietman if I did ?"

Oh nooo Miss Hunnitoes i would be able to reach the high notes whilst singing the snowman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the classic inuendos must be " can i please have a P Bob?" from Blockbusters lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops spelling earlier !

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendo. ....................... But its so dam hard

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Oops spelling earlier !

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendo. ....................... But its so dam hard "

Itl put yer eye out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your endo lol

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