FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Sex I ever Had 100% really happened

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So Last Summer i was in The Canary islands with me family.

Me & my cousin went out to a bar in the hopes of a pull.

Unfortunately my cousin looks like Channing tatum while I look like Ron weasleys twin & as usual he gets the great looking girl & I'm stuck with the annoying friend. Typical!!.

So anyways were on a pier thingy above a beach & my cousin & his girl decide to go skinny dipping however mine didn't want to partake which I didnt mind so while them two are off frollocking in the sea were up on a pier, one thing lead to another & we start kissing & somehow are De-Clothed , anyways the girl grabs my cock & squeezes it like a stretch ball I was in agony!! then she told me to shut the fuck up & she starts giving me head, little did I know her idea of head is fucking biting the head of a jelly babie !! So I'm like I gotta get outta her I pull away from this crazy wench & while doing so trip over her fucking handbag bouncing me head of a rock & spraining me wrist.

So for the rest of the holiday I had a bruised Dick a sprained wrist & a bumb on my forehead

Worst night ever!!

Must of spent around €100 squid on Ice packs

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Lol.., that's just too funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol.., that's just too funny. "

Trust me it wasn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you didn't cum then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl..... sorry but that did cheer me up no end lol

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By *onegal DuoCouple
over a year ago

donegal

Lol lol... No "Happy Ending" there then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmsl..... sorry but that did cheer me up no end lol

Yeah I'm glad u found my embarrassing moment entertaining Downgirl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol lol... No "Happy Ending" there then..

Yeah I learned never have sex on a pier!! That's a life lesson bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol lol... No "Happy Ending" there then..

Yeah I learned never have sex on a pier!! That's a life lesson bud

If it was in a pier I'd prefer a life guard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol lol... No "Happy Ending" there then..

Yeah I learned never have sex on a pier!! That's a life lesson bud

If it was in a pier I'd prefer a life guard

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By *ohnsmith69dMan
over a year ago

Limerick

OUCH

hate biters

thankfully none of the Fab women are

(unless of course you want them to

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl..... sorry but that did cheer me up no end lol

Yeah I'm glad u found my embarrassing moment entertaining Downgirl

apologies..I was laughing with ya. . Honest. .I had a shit day in work.. peeked in quickly and you made me laugh out loud. ... so at least some good came out of it. . Even if you didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing that could make that day seem worse, was if it turned out she had a bigger dick than you and was really called Arthur lmao Classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmsl..... sorry but that did cheer me up no end lol

Yeah I'm glad u found my embarrassing moment entertaining Downgirl

apologies..I was laughing with ya. . Honest. .I had a shit day in work.. peeked in quickly and you made me laugh out loud. ... so at least some good came out of it. . Even if you didn't

Awh I'm sorry to hear you had a bad day

Well I've plenty more stories like that so if ye ever need cheering up I'll be happy to share

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you introduce me to your cousin???

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By *p4itduoCouple
over a year ago

santry

My mums best friend in bed when I was eighteen the things that girl thought me that night ooh ,unfortunately mun and dad came home early the next morning to call me for work, and found us asleep and naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mums best friend in bed when I was eighteen the things that girl thought me that night ooh ,unfortunately mun and dad came home early the next morning to call me for work, and found us asleep and naked

Say it was worth it though

fair play haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can you introduce me to your cousin???

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