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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just read a story on the BBC news about a guy in Scotland who's been convicted of having sex with his bicycle. I kid you not.

The gist of the story is - cleaners knocked on door, no response so opened it with master key. Dude is wearing nothing but a white t-shirt (why colour was important remains a mystery?) and thrusting his thing at his bike.... Cleaners tell manager, manager ring the peelers, guys ends up with a 3 year probation order and has to sign sex offenders register.

Now I'm wondering what I'm missing here? The dude was in the privacy of his room with the door locked - what law/s has he broken? What's next? Housewives up and down the country doing time for cruelty to cucumbers!??

Should I get written consent from my electric toothbrush if I'm outta batteries for my vibe?

And will there be a task force set up to eradicate indecent photos of sky remotes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bicycle must have made a complaint...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way...that is hilarious

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"The bicycle must have made a complaint..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them Scottish one's are mad lol nearly as bad as the Monaghan ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No way...that is hilarious"

Must be more to it?

The cop actually said this: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Them Scottish one's are mad lol nearly as bad as the Monaghan ones "

U love Monaghan people H!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Them Scottish one's are mad lol nearly as bad as the Monaghan ones

U love Monaghan people H! "
only the cow lick sniffing ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that story is years old , not sure what paper is reporting it now , but there was a case in the u k where the guy was convicted and put on the sex offenders register for having sex with his bicycle , apparently the hotel maid walked in on him and made a complaint that had seen him assaulting the bicycle . the charge was brought forward because the hotel maid said she was subjected to the spectacle .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm retarded but every time I see BBC since joining fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just read a story on the BBC news about a guy in Scotland who's been convicted of having sex with his bicycle. I kid you not.

The gist of the story is - cleaners knocked on door, no response so opened it with master key. Dude is wearing nothing but a white t-shirt (why colour was important remains a mystery?) and thrusting his thing at his bike.... Cleaners tell manager, manager ring the peelers, guys ends up with a 3 year probation order and has to sign sex offenders register.

Now I'm wondering what I'm missing here? The dude was in the privacy of his room with the door locked - what law/s has he broken? What's next? Housewives up and down the country doing time for cruelty to cucumbers!??

Should I get written consent from my electric toothbrush if I'm outta batteries for my vibe?

And will there be a task force set up to eradicate indecent photos of sky remotes??

"

clearly the guy has severe"cycle sexual tendencies"

N needs counseling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao thats just nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have to watch the Scottish


"No way...that is hilarious

Must be more to it?

The cop actually said this: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao thats just nuts "

Nah it was the saddle lol

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

What sort of gear was the bike wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sort of gear was the bike wearing?"

Mini skirt and high heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"that story is years old , not sure what paper is reporting it now , but there was a case in the u k where the guy was convicted and put on the sex offenders register for having sex with his bicycle , apparently the hotel maid walked in on him and made a complaint that had seen him assaulting the bicycle . the charge was brought forward because the hotel maid said she was subjected to the spectacle . "

It was an old article, I just stumbled across it somewhere. It just seemed like he wasn't intending to be an exhibitionist? So if my window cleaner caught me having a solo session would he have a case?

Apart from that - the maid needs to catch herself on. Some people have no sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bicycle must have made a complaint..."

Was the bike underage??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm retarded but every time I see BBC since joining fab "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm retarded but every time I see BBC since joining fab "
fancy a ride zanna oops bike one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bicycle must have made a complaint...

Was the bike underage?? "

Maybe it was a new build

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not legal to ride a bike everywhere you know

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By *hyboydevilMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Tyre'd bike got peddled too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one wanna do it in tandem ? i'm pumped for it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it steel or carbon fibre.. carbon splinters are a bitch to get out ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was just holding a raleigh (rally) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was done cos he wasnt wearin a helmet at the time

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