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Banaba Man and his quest for the golden plums!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On an ordinary day in an ordinary suburb in Banterville a young man with a whole lotta love to give, set out on a quest to find the answer to Downgirls eternal youth and beauty.

He started off his day as usual eating his tried and 'tasted' bananas, (making sure he gets his five a day! ). Alas poor lotta had the wrong items delivered in his basket and instead of bananas mefor had delivered him a bunch of Banaba's!!

Thinking "what the hell", he ate them anyway! Wasn't long before he felt a little odd (thinking dam that Kearnsey telling me about 'clean9').

A few hours later after a rather boring night out in kalaco jacks, lotta awakes in a telephone box, wearing only white boxers (his profile pics on purpose ladies!! For the m&g) a cape and Downgirls nightmask ..............

Please continue on the story! Go crazy..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He blamed it all on his poor young sidekick, who having only joined got the wrong banaba's,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phone box was located right outside the police station and the police were all sat in the station laughing at the super hero's indisposed attire

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Suddenly the phone rang. It was Banabaman's sworn enemy, The Singing Snorkel.

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

'There's a lady who knows' the Singing Snorkel sang, his voice pounding into Banabaman's ears like a cat being stroked with a cheese grater, 'all that glitters is gold, and she's stealing the Golden Plums tomorrow'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'There's a lady who knows' the Singing Snorkel sang, his voice pounding into Banabaman's ears like a cat being stroked with a cheese grater, 'all that glitters is gold, and she's stealing the Golden Plums tomorrow'"

Banabaman being used to having plums in his mouth seized the opportunity and thrust the golden plums into his mouth as he knew the secret of the snorkel man was to grip tight onto the plums....

Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no banabaman thought to himself I have to work tomorrow I must try and talk the boss into letting me choose my own destination tomorrow the golden plums are at risk and I sooooo love the little golden ovals sooooo smooth and strokey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Banaba man answers the phone to the singing snorkeler (from rinky's confrontation cave).

The snorkeler tells him that he is holding Downgirl hostage in craic town and that he must save her!! (cue shocked music - du du du)

(Ahhhhhhh Mefor faints in shock, whose going to pass on the secret of youth now???!!!) oh no thinks lotta "I must save them both"

"Snorkel man tell me what I must do?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banaba man answers the phone to the singing snorkeler (from rinky's confrontation cave).

The snorkeler tells him that he is holding Downgirl hostage in craic town and that he must save her!! (cue shocked music - du du du)

(Ahhhhhhh Mefor faints in shock, whose going to pass on the secret of youth now???!!!) oh no thinks lotta "I must save Down Girl"

"Snorkel man what sexual favour can I do for you?" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Banaba man answers the phone to the singing snorkeler (from rinky's confrontation cave).

The snorkeler tells him that he is holding Downgirl hostage in craic town and that he must save her!! (cue shocked music - du du du)

(Ahhhhhhh Mefor faints in shock, whose going to pass on the secret of youth now???!!!) oh no thinks lotta "I must save Down Girl"

"Snorkel man what sexual favour can I do for you?" "

Lmao did you start on the wine too pink???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Banaba man answers the phone to the singing snorkeler (from rinky's confrontation cave).

The snorkeler tells him that he is holding Downgirl hostage in craic town and that he must save her!! (cue shocked music - du du du)

(Ahhhhhhh Mefor faints in shock, whose going to pass on the secret of youth now???!!!) oh no thinks lotta "I must save Down Girl"

"Snorkel man what sexual favour can I do for you?" "

Over to you snorkel man!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Snorkle man tells banbaman he must deliver the golden plums unscaved to him in crack town or he shall deflower his captives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help it's dark in here said downgirl

I'm gonna have to feel my way round. ... and then she felt a....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banaba man answers the phone to the singing snorkeler (from rinky's confrontation cave).

The snorkeler tells him that he is holding Downgirl hostage in craic town and that he must save her!! (cue shocked music - du du du)

(Ahhhhhhh Mefor faints in shock, whose going to pass on the secret of youth now???!!!) oh no thinks lotta "I must save Down Girl"

"Snorkel man what sexual favour can I do for you?"

Lmao did you start on the wine too pink??? "

No the very sober Mr Panther did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help it's dark in here said downgirl

I'm gonna have to feel my way round. ... and then she felt a...."

something that was throbbing and wet as she gripped it tighter and tighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help it's dark in here said downgirl

I'm gonna have to feel my way round. ... and then she felt a....

something that was throbbing and wet as she gripped it tighter and tighter"

Mmmmmmm said mefor but that's my .......

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over a year ago


"Help it's dark in here said downgirl

I'm gonna have to feel my way round. ... and then she felt a....

something that was throbbing and wet as she gripped it tighter and tighter

Mmmmmmm said mefor but that's my ......."

jaffa cake holder. ...I wondered where that got to!! ...Some people mistake it for a ...

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

'Haha' sang the Snorkel, his voice drowning out the sound of a foghorn from the Banterville harbour. 'That is not what you think it is.'

'Eek' said Downgirl, jumping into mefor's arms. 'I just touched his snorkel'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Haha' sang the Snorkel, his voice drowning out the sound of a foghorn from the Banterville harbour. 'That is not what you think it is.'

'Eek' said Downgirl, jumping into mefor's arms. 'I just touched his snorkel'"

Or was it a harpoon as i gripped on tighter...and something shot out of it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanwhile, Banabaman had made contact with the boy wonder, who picked him up in the phallic shaped fruit mobile, they were now hurtling toward Miss Sofia, keeper of the butties of bacon, these alone could ease his hangover and keep his mind on stopping the singing snorkel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'There's a lady who knows' the Singing Snorkel sang, his voice pounding into Banabaman's ears like a cat being stroked with a cheese grater, 'all that glitters is gold, and she's stealing the Golden Plums tomorrow'"

that is actually bloody brilliant

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

In the posh part of town is a house. From the outside it looks like a normal, run of the mill semi detached, but this house was different, for beneath it, in a deep vault, The Golden Plums of Banterville are kept.

The keeper of the Plums stood in front of a small door and uttered three words. The magic spell unlocked the door and the Witch pushed it open, revealling a set of wooden steps heading off into darkness.

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"'There's a lady who knows' the Singing Snorkel sang, his voice pounding into Banabaman's ears like a cat being stroked with a cheese grater, 'all that glitters is gold, and she's stealing the Golden Plums tomorrow'

that is actually bloody brilliant

"

I enjoy writing. You should read my Harry Potter story. You'd be disgusted..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'There's a lady who knows' the Singing Snorkel sang, his voice pounding into Banabaman's ears like a cat being stroked with a cheese grater, 'all that glitters is gold, and she's stealing the Golden Plums tomorrow'

that is actually bloody brilliant

I enjoy writing. You should read my Harry Potter story. You'd be disgusted.. "

Long I love this!!! I so wanna read your Harry potter!! Please post it here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the posh part of town is a house. From the outside it looks like a normal, run of the mill semi detached, but this house was different, for beneath it, in a deep vault, The Golden Plums of Banterville are kept.

The keeper of the Plums stood in front of a small door and uttered three words. The magic spell unlocked the door and the Witch pushed it open, revealling a set of wooden steps heading off into darkness."

I think panthers would like it kinky!! Please let it be a sex dungeon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the posh part of town is a house. From the outside it looks like a normal, run of the mill semi detached, but this house was different, for beneath it, in a deep vault, The Golden Plums of Banterville are kept.

The keeper of the Plums stood in front of a small door and uttered three words. The magic spell unlocked the door and the Witch pushed it open, revealling a set of wooden steps heading off into darkness.

I think panthers would like it kinky!! Please let it be a sex dungeon!! "

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the posh part of town is a house. From the outside it looks like a normal, run of the mill semi detached, but this house was different, for beneath it, in a deep vault, The Golden Plums of Banterville are kept.

The keeper of the Plums stood in front of a small door and uttered three words. The magic spell unlocked the door and the Witch pushed it open, revealling a set of wooden steps heading off into darkness.

I think panthers would like it kinky!! Please let it be a sex dungeon!!

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing......."

Mrs pink panther (oh now u get it!!!) in a sexy cat women PVC suit with whip knee high boots and purring come to me banaba man ........

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


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The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing......."

Heaven....

(What else would a stairway lead to)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Heaven....

(What else would a stairway lead to)"

Heaven! Is that in Banterville???

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

'Heaven' the Witch said, startled. 'You scared me'

'Sorry mistress' replied Heaven, The Keepers Assistant and, (if the rumours were true), her lover. 'I was just making sure everything was ok. The man turned and headed downstairs, his feet soft on the steps, his body moving like a panther.

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Heaven....

(What else would a stairway lead to)

Heaven! Is that in Banterville??? "

Those who get to play with the Panthers say it is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the posh part of town is a house. From the outside it looks like a normal, run of the mill semi detached, but this house was different, for beneath it, in a deep vault, The Golden Plums of Banterville are kept.

The keeper of the Plums stood in front of a small door and uttered three words. The magic spell unlocked the door and the Witch pushed it open, revealling a set of wooden steps heading off into darkness.

I think panthers would like it kinky!! Please let it be a sex dungeon!!

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Mrs pink panther (oh now u get it!!!) in a sexy cat women PVC suit with whip knee high boots and purring come to me banaba man ........"

banaba man tried to resist the lure of this sexy woman infront if him and trying hard to refrain from eye contact banaba man reached down to.......

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"

Long I love this!!! I so wanna read your Harry potter!! Please post it here!! "

It's too long to post here. If you're a good girl I might bring a copy to Newry. It's not finished mind you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Mrs pink panther (oh now u get it!!!) in a sexy cat women PVC suit with whip knee high boots and purring come to me banaba man ........

banaba man tried to resist the lure of this sexy woman infront if him and trying hard to refrain from eye contact banaba man reached down to......."

find his hand grab Mr P's lethal weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Heaven....

(What else would a stairway lead to)

Heaven! Is that in Banterville???

Those who get to play with the Panthers say it is.... "

Haha...lol..i hope so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Heaven....

(What else would a stairway lead to)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Mrs pink panther (oh now u get it!!!) in a sexy cat women PVC suit with whip knee high boots and purring come to me banaba man ........

banaba man tried to resist the lure of this sexy woman infront if him and trying hard to refrain from eye contact banaba man reached down to.......

find his hand grab Mr P's lethal weapon"

oohhh... said banaba man. ... You have one to? ??? Why was this not in the forum! !

Then whilst grasping said appendage tight in his little paw. .. he turned his wrist. ... and said in a menacing whisper.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Mrs pink panther (oh now u get it!!!) in a sexy cat women PVC suit with whip knee high boots and purring come to me banaba man ........

banaba man tried to resist the lure of this sexy woman infront if him and trying hard to refrain from eye contact banaba man reached down to.......

find his hand grab Mr P's lethal weapon

oohhh... said banaba man. ... You have one to? ??? Why was this not in the forum! !

Then whilst grasping said appendage tight in his little paw. .. he turned his wrist. ... and said in a menacing whisper....."

"Pink be a dear and get the handcuffs, chains and ball gag .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The witch uttered her song (no not the one she used to lure the children in hocus pocus) and lanterns lit up the stairway, revealing.......

Mrs pink panther (oh now u get it!!!) in a sexy cat women PVC suit with whip knee high boots and purring come to me banaba man ........

banaba man tried to resist the lure of this sexy woman infront if him and trying hard to refrain from eye contact banaba man reached down to.......

find his hand grab Mr P's lethal weapon

oohhh... said banaba man. ... You have one to? ??? Why was this not in the forum! !

Then whilst grasping said appendage tight in his little paw. .. he turned his wrist. ... and said in a menacing whisper.....

"Pink be a dear and get the handcuffs, chains and ball gag ........."

Mmmmm now ur talking xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

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over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it "

awww said Mrs pink..... You poor boy. .. Here come sit on my knee and tell me what you would like me too do too make you feel better. .

Just at that. . There was a sudden crash. . And a yell and who should appear but. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it "

Kearnsy dear your cup is always half empty!! Fill it up with all things positive and get in the spirit of it!!!!

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over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

awww said Mrs pink..... You poor boy. .. Here come sit on my knee and tell me what you would like me too do too make you feel better. .

Just at that. . There was a sudden crash. . And a yell and who should appear but. .."

Plantain boy........, da da da "to baterville and beyond"!! But muffled as he was wearing the ball gag

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over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

Kearnsy dear your cup is always half empty!! Fill it up with all things positive and get in the spirit of it!!!! "

That's it Mefor, get his spirit up x

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over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

awww said Mrs pink..... You poor boy. .. Here come sit on my knee and tell me what you would like me too do too make you feel better. .

Just at that. . There was a sudden crash. . And a yell and who should appear but. ..

Plantain boy........, da da da "to baterville and beyond"!! But muffled as he was wearing the ball gag "

Mmmm hhhhhh juju kkijhbvlkjhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

awww said Mrs pink..... You poor boy. .. Here come sit on my knee and tell me what you would like me too do too make you feel better. .

Just at that. . There was a sudden crash. . And a yell and who should appear but. ..

Plantain boy........, da da da "to baterville and beyond"!! But muffled as he was wearing the ball gag

Mmmm hhhhhh juju kkijhbvlkjhh

"

I'm choking on this ball gag, u gotta save me banaba man from the clutches of downgirl an Mefor, but take ur time I'm enjoying it lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

awww said Mrs pink..... You poor boy. .. Here come sit on my knee and tell me what you would like me too do too make you feel better. .

Just at that. . There was a sudden crash. . And a yell and who should appear but. ..

Plantain boy........, da da da "to baterville and beyond"!! But muffled as he was wearing the ball gag

Mmmm hhhhhh juju kkijhbvlkjhh

I'm choking on this ball gag, u gotta save me banaba man from the clutches of downgirl an Mefor, but take ur time I'm enjoying it lol xxx"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

awww said Mrs pink..... You poor boy. .. Here come sit on my knee and tell me what you would like me too do too make you feel better. .

Just at that. . There was a sudden crash. . And a yell and who should appear but. ..

Plantain boy........, da da da "to baterville and beyond"!! But muffled as he was wearing the ball gag

Mmmm hhhhhh juju kkijhbvlkjhh

I'm choking on this ball gag, u gotta save me banaba man from the clutches of downgirl an Mefor, but take ur time I'm enjoying it lol xxx

Lmao "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And get poor old Kearnsy a cup of tea with some jaffa cakes poor lads stuck on that clean 9 stuff and he not up to it

awww said Mrs pink..... You poor boy. .. Here come sit on my knee and tell me what you would like me too do too make you feel better. .

Just at that. . There was a sudden crash. . And a yell and who should appear but. ..

Plantain boy........, da da da "to baterville and beyond"!! But muffled as he was wearing the ball gag

Mmmm hhhhhh juju kkijhbvlkjhh

I'm choking on this ball gag, u gotta save me banaba man from the clutches of downgirl an Mefor, but take ur time I'm enjoying it lol xxx

Lmao

Lol "

Ok banaba man, save me now, my plums have been turned into prunes by these amazingly sexy women

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

The Keeper of the Golden Plums pushed Heaven's head away from between her thighs. 'That was a jolly good show, but you don't fool me. Someone is here to pilfer my plums. One of you is an imposter.' The Keeper spoke into a radio that had suddenly appeared in her hand. 'Everyone is here banaba man , you can come in now.'

There was a huge crash and when the dust settled, there was a large hole in the wall, Banaba man standing in it.

'You could have used the door you twat. We may live in a posh neighbourhood, but we're not made of dosh.'

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

'The Singing Snorkel is clever' Banabaman spoke softly, 'but not as clever as wot I is.' He surveyed the room, taking in the occupants. Mefor and Downgirl were sat next to Kearnsy, who was drinking a strange gloopy green drink through a straw as he was tied up. The Keeper stood to one side, her faithful servant Heaven, kneeling at her feet. 'In fact, the snorkel is in this room right now, waiting for an opportunity to steal The Plums'

'What Plums' asked DownGirl

'Those Plums' replied Banabaman, pointing to the secure, but empty display case that normally held the priceless Golden Plums.

'Oh bugger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. ."

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'"

Lmao in tears here!!

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over a year ago


"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'

Lmao in tears here!! "

I'll bring u tissues up lol

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over a year ago


"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'"

ewwwww said downgirl. .... People from banterville don't normally do such rude things.....i myself have never. ...

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over a year ago


"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'

ewwwww said downgirl. .... People from banterville don't normally do such rude things.....i myself have never. ..."

U wud never get any1 from craictown doing that, isn't that right Mefor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'

ewwwww said downgirl. .... People from banterville don't normally do such rude things.....i myself have never. ...

U wud never get any1 from craictown doing that, isn't that right Mefor"

Lol probably cause they'd be disguised in balaclavas!!!!

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"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'

ewwwww said downgirl. .... People from banterville don't normally do such rude things.....i myself have never. ..."

dodgy curryhouse cooking aside banabaman knew he needed to find snorkel and the golden plums but where to start..... The display case was not entirely empty, inside Snorkel had left his calling card, a wet wet wet cd..

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"'There's a lady who knows' the Singing Snorkel sang, his voice pounding into Banabaman's ears like a cat being stroked with a cheese grater, 'all that glitters is gold, and she's stealing the Golden Plums tomorrow'

that is actually bloody brilliant

I enjoy writing. You should read my Harry Potter story. You'd be disgusted.. "

must get a read of it sometime

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"Mmmm said downgirl. ..I'll never get to heaven now. ..

Just then they heard a very strange sound. .

'Sorry' said Banabaman. 'Curried beans for tea last night. Good job I installed this new ventilation system'

ewwwww said downgirl. .... People from banterville don't normally do such rude things.....i myself have never. ...

dodgy curryhouse cooking aside banabaman knew he needed to find snorkel and the golden plums but where to start..... The display case was not entirely empty, inside Snorkel had left his calling card, a wet wet wet cd.."

Love was all around them!! Was everywhere he goes. He felt it in his fingers he felt it in his toes!!

Was it written in the wind.........

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"

Love was all around them!! Was everywhere he goes. He felt it in his fingers he felt it in his toes!!

Was it written in the wind.........

"

'Sorry' said Banabaman again, wafting the air furiously..

The keeper and Banaba man had stayed at the scene of the crime to look for clues and everyone else went home, except for Kearnsy who was still tied up and forgotten about.

Downgirl was just getting out of the shower when the phone rang. Not stopping to grab a towel, she dashed over to answer it, water glistening off her magnificent breasts, the sudden contrast of cold air making her nipples stand out proud.

'Are they secret? Are they safe?' a voice warbled down the phone.

'Where no one but you can find them.' she replied. 'When can I see you. I need to see you!'

'In good time my dear Fanny. I must lead the fool Banabaman on a merry chase to draw suspicion away from you.'

Fanny Bateur, for that was Downgirls real name, sighed with longing.

'Can I just say that your plan was exceptional.' continued the Singing Snorkel. 'Stealing your own Plums whilst pretending to be the victim is evil genius of the highest order.'

'Now I can be the youngest most beautiful person in Banterville and I won't have to share it with anyone.' Fanny cackled.

'Now put phase three of my plan into action and destroy Banabaman, so I can rule Banterville once and for all.'

'With pleasure.' the snorkel replied, but first I must get the kids to school.

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over a year ago


"

Love was all around them!! Was everywhere he goes. He felt it in his fingers he felt it in his toes!!

Was it written in the wind.........

'Sorry' said Banabaman again, wafting the air furiously..

The keeper and Banaba man had stayed at the scene of the crime to look for clues and everyone else went home, except for Kearnsy who was still tied up and forgotten about.

Downgirl was just getting out of the shower when the phone rang. Not stopping to grab a towel, she dashed over to answer it, water glistening off her magnificent breasts, the sudden contrast of cold air making her nipples stand out proud.

'Are they secret? Are they safe?' a voice warbled down the phone.

'Where no one but you can find them.' she replied. 'When can I see you. I need to see you!'

'In good time my dear Fanny. I must lead the fool Banabaman on a merry chase to draw suspicion away from you.'

Fanny Bateur, for that was Downgirls real name, sighed with longing.

'Can I just say that your plan was exceptional.' continued the Singing Snorkel. 'Stealing your own Plums whilst pretending to be the victim is evil genius of the highest order.'

'Now I can be the youngest most beautiful person in Banterville and I won't have to share it with anyone.' Fanny cackled.

'Now put phase three of my plan into action and destroy Banabaman, so I can rule Banterville once and for all.'

'With pleasure.' the snorkel replied, but first I must get the kids to school."

Bravo sir gotta get this kid to school too bbl xxx keep writing!!

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"

Love was all around them!! Was everywhere he goes. He felt it in his fingers he felt it in his toes!!

Was it written in the wind.........

'Sorry' said Banabaman again, wafting the air furiously..

The keeper and Banaba man had stayed at the scene of the crime to look for clues and everyone else went home, except for Kearnsy who was still tied up and forgotten about.

Downgirl was just getting out of the shower when the phone rang. Not stopping to grab a towel, she dashed over to answer it, water glistening off her magnificent breasts, the sudden contrast of cold air making her nipples stand out proud.

'Are they secret? Are they safe?' a voice warbled down the phone.

'Where no one but you can find them.' she replied. 'When can I see you. I need to see you!'

'In good time my dear Fanny. I must lead the fool Banabaman on a merry chase to draw suspicion away from you.'

Fanny Bateur, for that was Downgirls real name, sighed with longing.

'Can I just say that your plan was exceptional.' continued the Singing Snorkel. 'Stealing your own Plums whilst pretending to be the victim is evil genius of the highest order.'

'Now I can be the youngest most beautiful person in Banterville and I won't have to share it with anyone.' Fanny cackled.

'Now put phase three of my plan into action and destroy Banabaman, so I can rule Banterville once and for all.'

'With pleasure.' the snorkel replied, but first I must get the kids to school.

Bravo sir gotta get this kid to school too bbl xxx keep writing!! "

If we r naughty do we get detention xx

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Fanny put the phone down and went back to the bathroom to wrap her hair in a towel. She didn't bother to dry her body, letting the moisture dry in the cool air of her bedroom. Standing in front of the full length mirror, she admired what she saw, and it was all down to the Plums. Those two magical Golden Balls that were the secret to eternal youth.

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"

Love was all around them!! Was everywhere he goes. He felt it in his fingers he felt it in his toes!!

Was it written in the wind.........

'Sorry' said Banabaman again, wafting the air furiously..

The keeper and Banaba man had stayed at the scene of the crime to look for clues and everyone else went home, except for Kearnsy who was still tied up and forgotten about.

Downgirl was just getting out of the shower when the phone rang. Not stopping to grab a towel, she dashed over to answer it, water glistening off her magnificent breasts, the sudden contrast of cold air making her nipples stand out proud.

'Are they secret? Are they safe?' a voice warbled down the phone.

'Where no one but you can find them.' she replied. 'When can I see you. I need to see you!'

'In good time my dear Fanny. I must lead the fool Banabaman on a merry chase to draw suspicion away from you.'

Fanny Bateur, for that was Downgirls real name, sighed with longing.

'Can I just say that your plan was exceptional.' continued the Singing Snorkel. 'Stealing your own Plums whilst pretending to be the victim is evil genius of the highest order.'

'Now I can be the youngest most beautiful person in Banterville and I won't have to share it with anyone.' Fanny cackled.

'Now put phase three of my plan into action and destroy Banabaman, so I can rule Banterville once and for all.'

'With pleasure.' the snorkel replied, but first I must get the kids to school."

And there snorkel guy....met pink or was it the blonde with from hocus pocus....who leant into him very seductively and whispered in his lovely hairy lug hole,whilst cupping his snorkle and sea buoyancy aids between her sweaty palms....between you and me....snorkle sex bomb your plums are way bigger and more satisying than banaba mans....and with that the snorkle let out a huge.........

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over a year ago

satisfying... (oops)

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"

Love was all around them!! Was everywhere he goes. He felt it in his fingers he felt it in his toes!!

Was it written in the wind.........

'Sorry' said Banabaman again, wafting the air furiously..

The keeper and Banaba man had stayed at the scene of the crime to look for clues and everyone else went home, except for Kearnsy who was still tied up and forgotten about.

Downgirl was just getting out of the shower when the phone rang. Not stopping to grab a towel, she dashed over to answer it, water glistening off her magnificent breasts, the sudden contrast of cold air making her nipples stand out proud.

'Are they secret? Are they safe?' a voice warbled down the phone.

'Where no one but you can find them.' she replied. 'When can I see you. I need to see you!'

'In good time my dear Fanny. I must lead the fool Banabaman on a merry chase to draw suspicion away from you.'

Fanny Bateur, for that was Downgirls real name, sighed with longing.

'Can I just say that your plan was exceptional.' continued the Singing Snorkel. 'Stealing your own Plums whilst pretending to be the victim is evil genius of the highest order.'

'Now I can be the youngest most beautiful person in Banterville and I won't have to share it with anyone.' Fanny cackled.

'Now put phase three of my plan into action and destroy Banabaman, so I can rule Banterville once and for all.'

'With pleasure.' the snorkel replied, but first I must get the kids to school.

And there snorkel guy....met pink or was it the blonde with from hocus pocus....who leant into him very seductively and whispered in his lovely hairy lug hole,whilst cupping his snorkle and sea buoyancy aids between her sweaty palms....between you and me....snorkle sex bomb your plums are way bigger and more satisying than banaba mans....and with that the snorkle let out a huge........."

Erection

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over a year ago

Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick "

Errrm and you know do you????

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

Errrm and you know do you???? "

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

Errrm and you know do you???? "

Ha....

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

Errrm and you know do you????

Ha...."

U wanna see my plums lol

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

Errrm and you know do you????

Ha....

U wanna see my plums lol"

watchout boy wonder, she'll have you under her spell in just a few notes

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

Errrm and you know do you????

Ha....

U wanna see my plums lol

watchout boy wonder, she'll have you under her spell in just a few notes "

I'm hoping for it banaba man lol

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Erection.

Snorkel knew it was a trap, but if he played along he could lure Banaba man out of hiding and destroy him. Besides, the Keeper was a very attractive woman and he was dying to see what she kept under her wetsuit..

'Not here' he whispered, 'I'll meet you on my boat in an hour' and he jumped into his car and spluttered off.

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"Erection.

Snorkel knew it was a trap, but if he played along he could lure Banaba man out of hiding and destroy him. Besides, the Keeper was a very attractive woman and he was dying to see what she kept under her wetsuit..

'Not here' he whispered, 'I'll meet you on my boat in an hour' and he jumped into his car and spluttered off."

Banabaman had observee this meeting and knew just how to use it to his advantage, he had consulted his Cuz earlier and she knew all there was to know about the cut of his swimmin cap

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

Errrm and you know do you????

Ha....

U wanna see my plums lol

watchout boy wonder, she'll have you under her spell in just a few notes

I'm hoping for it banaba man lol"

Haha....id gobble all your plums up and that snorkle of yours!!

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"Erection.

Snorkel knew it was a trap, but if he played along he could lure Banaba man out of hiding and destroy him. Besides, the Keeper was a very attractive woman and he was dying to see what she kept under her wetsuit..

'Not here' he whispered, 'I'll meet you on my boat in an hour' and he jumped into his car and spluttered off.

Banabaman had observee this meeting and knew just how to use it to his advantage, he had consulted his Cuz earlier and she knew all there was to know about the cut of his swimmin cap "
after kearnsy struggledfor a few hhours to get free he over heard one of snorkels minions on how his singing can be stopped.

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"Never plaintan boy has the biggest plums in craictown and wud smack his way out if any situation, that's why banaba man chose him as his trusty sidekick

Errrm and you know do you????

Ha....

U wanna see my plums lol

watchout boy wonder, she'll have you under her spell in just a few notes

I'm hoping for it banaba man lol

Haha....id gobble all your plums up and that snorkle of yours!! "

Gobble away, b a gd way to go xx

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

'Are they secret, Are they safe?' That is what the snorkel had asked her. Fanny had hidden the Plums in the most secret and safe place there was. Temptation was too great, she had to look at them, she had to feel their magical power once more.

Raising one foot onto the bed, she squeezed her pelvic floor muscles, slowly working the plums from their hiding place. She watched in the mirror as the glint of gold peeped out from the pink lips, getting bigger and bigger until it fell in her hand, closely followed by the second.

Fanny held them up to the light, mesmerised by the dazzling show. She revered them, worshipped them, befor placing both balls in her mouth.

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over a year ago

Mmmnnghhdffuxjj.. She said. . Well it's difficult to talk with your mouth full! !

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over a year ago

Exxxcunnddmmm....mnerrd

she said again. ... getting distressed by the lack of answer

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Fanny felt a tingle as the Plums magic began, a radiating pulse round her whole body. She watched in the mirror as her skin tightened, ironing out wrinkles and toning her figure. Her already impressive boobs became more perky, her buttocks firmer. Every muscle throbbed and she fell to her knees. It felt soooo good, almost like sex...

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over a year ago

Banabaman knew the plums were being uses selfishly, he could see the eternal youth of the townfolk of Banterville ebbing away and knew it would soon effect him too. The trail was growing colder and he seemed outfoxed....

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"Banabaman knew the plums were being uses selfishly, he could see the eternal youth of the townfolk of Banterville ebbing away and knew it would soon effect him too. The trail was growing colder and he seemed outfoxed...."

but then a thought occurred! ! .... What if he could. ..

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"Banabaman knew the plums were being uses selfishly, he could see the eternal youth of the townfolk of Banterville ebbing away and knew it would soon effect him too. The trail was growing colder and he seemed outfoxed....

but then a thought occurred! ! .... What if he could. .."
Just grab onto snorkels plums and twist and pull until....MrP

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"Banabaman knew the plums were being uses selfishly, he could see the eternal youth of the townfolk of Banterville ebbing away and knew it would soon effect him too. The trail was growing colder and he seemed outfoxed....

but then a thought occurred! ! .... What if he could. .."

Circumvent Snorkel's will, find the thief and offer access to banaba cream in exchange for the return of the plums....it could work

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Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol.... "

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody "
mr p here where did you put the seat with the electric shocks

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody mr p here where did you put the seat with the electric shocks "

i'm lost

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody mr p here where did you put the seat with the electric shocks

i'm lost "

Car seat newry lol....( pink)...mr p's wicked humour banaba....

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody mr p here where did you put the seat with the electric shocks

i'm lost

Car seat newry lol....( pink)...mr p's wicked humour banaba.... "

shocking

luckily i won't be alone in the elctrified backseat

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody mr p here where did you put the seat with the electric shocks

i'm lost

Car seat newry lol....( pink)...mr p's wicked humour banaba....

shocking

luckily i won't be alone in the elctrified backseat "

yes but you keep ur hands to urself....mr p is under strict instructions and in total control of the zapper...!!!!!!

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody mr p here where did you put the seat with the electric shocks

i'm lost

Car seat newry lol....( pink)...mr p's wicked humour banaba....

shocking

luckily i won't be alone in the elctrified backseat

yes but you keep ur hands to urself....mr p is under strict instructions and in total control of the zapper...!!!!!!"
I am giving it to Longbow and the electric seat to DG if she doesnt entertain him on the way down to newry he's to shock her until she squirts

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Lmao...

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"Lmao..."
whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling "

he better if he knows whats good for him

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling "

Nah he will be egging longbow on

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

Nah he will be egging longbow on "

poor DG in the back with them pair.

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

Nah he will be egging longbow on

poor DG in the back with them pair."

I can think of worse people to 've stuck between

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

Nah he will be egging longbow on

poor DG in the back with them pair.

I can think of worse people to 've stuck between "

oh dont get me wrong i sooooo wish it was me

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I shall be a paragon of virtue

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"I shall be a paragon of virtue "

yeah right..!!!

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness "
Mr P

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P "

more like

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over a year ago

Mefor I know u see this but can't comment yet, can't wait till ur back, from boy wonder xx

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

he better if he knows whats good for him "

I'll sit in the middle and protect Banaba man from the clutches of the evil Fanny Bateur...

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

he better if he knows whats good for him

I'll sit in the middle and protect Banaba man from the clutches of the evil Fanny Bateur..."

do not bring that blade

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

more like "

but i'm an

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

he better if he knows whats good for him

I'll sit in the middle and protect Banaba man from the clutches of the evil Fanny Bateur...

do not bring that blade"
Bring the banana incase DG gets hungry on the way down!!

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

he better if he knows whats good for him

I'll sit in the middle and protect Banaba man from the clutches of the evil Fanny Bateur...

do not bring that bladeBring the banana incase DG gets hungry on the way down!! "

already got that covered

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

he better if he knows whats good for him

I'll sit in the middle and protect Banaba man from the clutches of the evil Fanny Bateur...

do not bring that bladeBring the banana incase DG gets hungry on the way down!!

already got that covered "

What with Longbows banana

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"Lmao...whilst lotta looks out the window whistling

he better if he knows whats good for him

I'll sit in the middle and protect Banaba man from the clutches of the evil Fanny Bateur...

do not bring that bladeBring the banana incase DG gets hungry on the way down!!

already got that covered

What with Longbows banana "

Not at all, packed lunchbox

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"Sorry to butt in....mr p you been shunned by lotta lol....

i'm not grabbing Snorkel's plums for him or anybody mr p here where did you put the seat with the electric shocks

i'm lost

Car seat newry lol....( pink)...mr p's wicked humour banaba....

shocking

luckily i won't be alone in the elctrified backseat

yes but you keep ur hands to urself....mr p is under strict instructions and in total control of the zapper...!!!!!! I am giving it to Longbow and the electric seat to DG if she doesnt entertain him on the way down to newry he's to shock her until she squirts "

mmmmm moi. .. Doesn't squirt..I don't think. .. Although it has been alluded to that I may gush....I don't see it myself

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P "

mmm won't your hands be on the steering wheel! !! Mr paragon!!

Ps I will keep you all under control

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on the steering wheel! !! Mr paragon!!

Ps I will instigate all the shenanigans "

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on the steering wheel! !! Mr paragon!!

Ps I will keep you all under control "

i feel so sorry for you Downgirl to be surrounded by such horny people in one car.....well jealous more like

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on the steering wheel! !! Mr paragon!!

Ps I will keep you all under control

i feel so sorry for you Downgirl to be surrounded by such horny people in one car.....well jealous more like "

Listen up boys me and downgirl will be having all the fun and you's aint included....haha...

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over a year ago


"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on the steering wheel! !! Mr paragon!!

Ps I will keep you all under control

i feel so sorry for you Downgirl to be surrounded by such horny people in one car.....well jealous more like

Listen up boys me and downgirl will be having all the fun and you's aint included....haha... "

i'll just ply you with mass amouns of wine and you'll be passed out in the front....say 3 glasses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on the steering wheel! !! Mr paragon!!

Ps I will keep you all under control

i feel so sorry for you Downgirl to be surrounded by such horny people in one car.....well jealous more like

Listen up boys me and downgirl will be having all the fun and you's aint included....haha...

i'll just ply you with mass amouns of wine and you'll be passed out in the front....say 3 glasses? "

Lotta im a cheap date two.....more like...

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on the steering wheel! !! Mr paragon!!

Ps I will keep you all under control

i feel so sorry for you Downgirl to be surrounded by such horny people in one car.....well jealous more like

Listen up boys me and downgirl will be having all the fun and you's aint included....haha...

i'll just ply you with mass amouns of wine and you'll be passed out in the front....say 3 glasses?

Lotta im a cheap date two.....more like..."

thought you were trainin your liver up a bit

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over a year ago

I will be sure to give ya tips on drinking skills mrs.p......actually a night would be better

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"I will be sure to give ya tips on drinking skills mrs.p......actually a night would be better "

a night out i ment.

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"I will be sure to give ya tips on drinking skills mrs.p......actually a night would be better "

I am slower than you fishes i have to say....

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on where the Gushing is cumming out of !! Mr paragon!!

Ps you will have to keep me under control incase the car gets flooded out "

Really DG Mr P

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"I shall be a paragon of dirtyness Mr P

mmm won't your hands be on where the Gushing is cumming out of !! Mr paragon!!

Ps you will have to keep me under control incase the car gets flooded out

Really DG Mr P "

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"I will be sure to give ya tips on oral skills mrs.p......actually a night would be better "

that's the spirit

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"I will be sure to give ya tips on oral skills mr.p......actually a night would be better

that's the spirit "

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"I will be sure to give ya tips on oral skills mr.p......actually a night would be better

that's the spirit "

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

If anyone is actually waiting for the next installment of the story then you'll have to wait until the weekend. Bit busy at the minute.

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"If anyone is actually waiting for the next installment of the story then you'll have to wait until the weekend. Bit busy at the minute."

Yes master big D we will behave and keep on track....

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"I will be sure to give ya tips on oral skills mr.p......actually a night would be better

that's the spirit

"

you are too bold lotta.im sure mrs.p could give me some tips.

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"If anyone is actually waiting for the next installment of the story then you'll have to wait until the weekend. Bit busy at the minute."

lol.....I could be a dried up husk by then! ! What did you used to call that witch on tv.. The really wrinkly one. ..magda or something... that'll be me with my mask of youth

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"I will be sure to give ya tips on oral skills mr.p......actually a night would be better

that's the spirit

you are too bold lotta.im sure mrs.p could give me some tips. "

well if you pair need a selfless person to demonstrate said tips on, you know where i am

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"If anyone is actually waiting for the next installment of the story then you'll have to wait until the weekend. Bit busy at the minute.

lol.....I could be a dried up husk by then! ! What did you used to call that witch on tv.. The really wrinkly one. ..magda or something... that'll be me with my mask of youth "

never fear, banaba cream from the source will do far better than a mask

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over a year ago

Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

"

bloody brilliant but no no, not all of them

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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

"

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser.... "

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!!

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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!! "

I may well have withered completely by then lol. .. awaiting eagerly

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over a year ago


"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!!

I may well have withered completely by then lol. .. awaiting eagerly "

Ehhhh with the amount of Banaba juice in your Avatar pics I'd say you're good till the weekend!!

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" DownGirl has been kept busy washing MeFors stains out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

For more of MeFors Juices

But with the amount of MeFor's juice in your Avatar pics I'd say she's good till the weekend!! "

I agree Mr P

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over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy washing MeFors stains out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

For more of MeFors Juices

But with the amount of MeFor's juice in your Avatar pics I'd say she's good till the weekend!!

I agree Mr P is a very naughty boy and will get a tasering from Mrs P!! "

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like Banaba juice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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" DownGirl has been kept busy washing MeFors stains out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

For more of MeFors Juices

But with the amount of MeFor's juice in your Avatar pics I'd say she's good till the weekend!!

I agree Mr P is a very naughty boy and will get a tasering from Mrs P!!

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like Cum juice!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy washing MeFors stains out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

For more of MeFors Juices

But with the amount of MeFor's juice in your Avatar pics I'd say she's good till the weekend!!

I agree Mr P is a very naughty boy and will get a tasering from Mrs P!!

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like Cum juice!! "

Who's juice???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy washing MeFors stains out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

For more of MeFors Juices

But with the amount of MeFor's juice in your Avatar pics I'd say she's good till the weekend!!

I agree Mr P is a very naughty boy and will get a tasering from Mrs P!!

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like Cum juice!!

Cum get Mefor ...all you Cum Men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy ripping MeFor out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

I agree Mr P you can cum and watch

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like a king dong will sort Dg out!!"

Ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy washing MeFors stains out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

For more of MeFors Juices

But with the amount of MeFor's juice in your Avatar pics I'd say she's good till the weekend!!

I agree Mr P is a very naughty boy and will get a tasering from Mrs P!!

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like Cum juice!!

Cum get Mefor's midget gems ...all you Can eat, Men

"

Bring a sppon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Cum get Mefor's midget gems ...all you Can eat, Men

Bring a web cam nobody should miss this! "

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over a year ago


"

Cum get Mefor's midget gems ...all you Can eat, Men

Bring a web cam nobody should miss this! "

Lmao go do some work!!!

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" DownGirl has been kept busy ripping MeFor out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

I agree Mr P you can cum and watch

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like a king dong will sort Dg out!!

Ok "

Wtf lol..... You two kill me. .pmsl...

ps is amazing what you can do with conditioner lol

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" DownGirl has been kept busy ripping MeFor out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

I agree Mr P you can cum and watch

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like a king dong will sort Dg out!!

Ok

Wtf lol..... You two kill me. .pmsl...

ps is amazing what you can do with those eight mens cum juice lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy ripping MeFor out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

I agree Mr P you can cum and watch

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like a king dong will sort Dg out!!

Ok

Wtf lol..... You two kill me. .pmsl...

ps is amazing what you can do with those eight mens cum juice lol "

Tears tripping me and I'm in Tesco shopping!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy ripping MeFor out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

I agree Mr P you can cum and watch

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like a king dong will sort Dg out!!

Ok

Wtf lol..... You two kill me. .pmsl...

ps is amazing what you can do with conditioner lol "

Love it!!

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over a year ago


"

Love it!! "
Bet you standing at the counter asking an assistant if they have bigger cucumbers lol

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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!!

I may well have withered completely by then lol. .. awaiting eagerly

Ehhhh with the amount of Banaba juice in your Avatar pics I'd say you're good till the weekend!! "

Banaba man how big is ur bus, wud need ta get a haulier's licence lol

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over a year ago

Actually in stitches on the train at this

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over a year ago


" DownGirl has been kept busy ripping MeFor out of her black lace panties .. awaiting eagerly

I agree Mr P you can cum and watch

Ohhhhh revenge will be sweet!! just like a king dong will sort Dg out!!

Ok

Wtf lol..... You two kill me. .pmsl...

ps is amazing what you can do with conditioner lol "

so not buying it Dg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually in the toilets on the train wanking at this "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually in stitches on the train at this "

Going a bit far man, never drive a train b4 lol

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"Actually im pitching on the train at this "

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over a year ago


"Actually i'm pitching a tent cuming soon to a field near you! Banterbury festival! "

Oh I'm in!!

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"Actually i'm pitching a tent cuming soon to a field near you! Banterbury festival!

Oh I'm horny!! "

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"Actually i'm pitching a tent cuming soon to a field near you! Banterbury festival!

Oh I'm horny!! "

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over a year ago


"Actually i'm pitching a tent cuming soon to a field near you! Banterbury festival!

Oh I'm horny!!

"

Lol too bloody right!!

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"Actually i'm pitching a tent cuming soon to a field near you! Banterbury festival!

Oh I'm horny!!

Lol too bloody right!! "

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"Actually i'm pitching a tent cuming soon to a field near you! Banterbury festival!

Oh I'm horny!!

Lol too bloody right!!

"

Some1 needs some Banaba juice

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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!!

I may well have withered completely by then lol. .. awaiting eagerly

Ehhhh with the amount of Banaba juice in your Avatar pics I'd say you're good till the weekend!!

Banaba man how big is ur bus, wud need ta get a haulier's licence lol"

i think its a few padded cells we need boy wonder

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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!!

I may well have withered completely by then lol. .. awaiting eagerly

Ehhhh with the amount of Banaba juice in your Avatar pics I'd say you're good till the weekend!!

Banaba man how big is ur bus, wud need ta get a haulier's licence lol

i think its a few padded nappies we need boy wonder "

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!!

I may well have withered completely by then lol. .. awaiting eagerly

Ehhhh with the amount of Banaba juice in your Avatar pics I'd say you're good till the weekend!!

Banaba man how big is ur bus, wud need ta get a haulier's licence lol

i think its a few padded cells we need boy wonder "

They have them in craictown, so on ur best behaviour lol

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"Ok so with budget cuts and Longbow on a writers strike (held by that cruel mistress 'new job' in her dungeon of never ending wallpapering) and Lotta off trying to pick up ALL the Fab ladies in his Banterville bus driven round the bend by Mr P chasing Mrs P with his taser and having stolen Longbows knife on his own quest to harpoon a bacon sandwich from sweet Sofia and wash it down with tea from one of Mefor's cheapo M&S china tea cups! Who's has been Very board on the nawty step! But Kept in good spirits by the midget gems and sweet southdown boy whose desperately missing plantain boys quest with Banaba man to retrieve the golden plums from Downgirls cave! DownGirl has been kept busy washing those curious stains out of her black lace panties and so the story has been way (mr & mrs) Laid! Boom boom

Stay tuned for longbows next instalment at the weekend!!

Lol....you have been watching.....but change that round to mrs p chasing mr p with the taser....

By the sounds of it I think you need your Nike on!!!

I may well have withered completely by then lol. .. awaiting eagerly

Ehhhh with the amount of Banaba juice in your Avatar pics I'd say you're good till the weekend!!

Banaba man how big is ur bus, wud need ta get a haulier's licence lol

i think its a few padded nappies we need boy wonder

"

B a big nappy pmsl

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Tried to post the next installment twice already...

Third time lucky

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over a year ago

Who wears nappies?

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

It was a table in a dark corner of a dingy pub in the center of Banterville. Three people sat round it trying to look inconspicuous, but failing miserably.

Two men sat in silence, occasionally sipping at their beers. The third person was slumped over the table, her head buried in her arms. Three quarters of a glass of wine sat in front of her.

One of the men glanced at his watch, aware that they were starting to draw furtive glances from the regulars. His other hand touched the weapon that he kept in his trousers, drawing comfort from the long, firm, slightly curved shape he felt there.

They were late, presumably on purpose, presumably to make them feel intimidated by the surroundings. He hoped this wouldn't turn ugly. He'd brought his companions as backup but could see now that had been a mistake. They would be useless in a fight. At least he had his trusty tool to back him up.

They sat in silence for a few more minutes, the quiet interrupted only by the rattle of pint glasses on tables and the occasional snort and snore from the woman. A tap on the arm and a nod of the head told him they were here..

'Showtime!!' he whispered under his breath.

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