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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's have a bit of fun..... write an imaginary profile or verification for the person above you. ..

Be nice folks not an excuse to be snippy lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was lucky enough to receive a face pic from the beautiful Downgirl this morning, absolutely stunning and defo don't think she has the right age on her profile, she's defo younger. Treat with respect if ur lucky enough to meet this women xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met down girl last night...took hours to get there but boy was it worth it...she had just changed the bed sheets by the time we left they needed changing again! She took all her frustrations out on the hubby...I think she broke him! Replacement needed apply within...;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was lucky enough to receive a face pic from the beautiful Downgirl this morning, absolutely stunning and defo don't think she has the right age on her profile, she's defo younger. Treat with respect if ur lucky enough to meet this women xx"

got chattin to southdown earlier, top lad and my new wingman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

Trim

Met this hunk a few times now and boy what a transformation over a couple of months he's handsome sexy and almost there with the 6 pack until next time horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met lotta last night, he brought the banaba and I brought the sppon

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

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"Was lucky enough to receive a face pic from the beautiful Downgirl this morning, absolutely stunning and defo don't think she has the right age on her profile, she's defo younger. Treat with respect if ur lucky enough to meet this women xx"

Ours is aimed 4 u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was lucky enough to receive a face pic from the beautiful Downgirl this morning, absolutely stunning and defo don't think she has the right age on her profile, she's defo younger. Treat with respect if ur lucky enough to meet this women xx

got chattin to southdown earlier, top lad and my new wingman "

the robin to my batman, plantain to my banaba

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was lucky enough to receive a face pic from the beautiful Downgirl this morning, absolutely stunning and defo don't think she has the right age on her profile, she's defo younger. Treat with respect if ur lucky enough to meet this women xx

got chattin to southdown earlier, top lad and my new wingman "

Thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Downgirl...

Profile update....I got my age wrong folks sorry, just knock about 15 years off and that's more accurate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was lucky enough to receive a face pic from the beautiful Downgirl this morning, absolutely stunning and defo don't think she has the right age on her profile, she's defo younger. Treat with respect if ur lucky enough to meet this women xx

Ours is aimed 4 u lol "

What can I say but thank u, working hard at the gym, paying off, 2 1/2 stone off in 14 weeks, 6 pack is in there somewhere lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Met Southdown last nite all I can say is he knocked the 50shades outta me what a nite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Downgirl...

Profile update....I got my age wrong folks sorry, just knock about 15 years off and that's more accurate.

"

I wish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met Southdown last nite all I can say is he knocked the 50shades outta me what a nite "

50 shades of red raw today, thanks for a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day "

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a tag team lotta and his sidekick are.. couldn't get enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met down girl lastnight ,,,, not only did she steal my inocence but she stole my towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy "

Is tht me whole lotta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what a tag team lotta and his sidekick are.. couldn't get enough "

Anytime Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy

Is tht me whole lotta "

indeed it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy

Is tht me whole lotta

indeed it is"

Holy smokes banaba man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"met down girl lastnight ,,,, not only did she steal my inocence but she stole my towel "

awww kearnsy.... twas a face cloth was it not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met down girl last night...took hours to get there but boy was it worth it...she had just changed the bed sheets by the time we left they needed changing again! She took all her frustrations out on the hubby...I think she broke him! Replacement needed apply within...;) "

Having looked at your pics especially hubby's I'd say damn Downgirl you (hypothetical) lucky girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met lotta last night, he brought the banaba and I brought the sppon "

Lmao Sofia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met down girl last night...took hours to get there but boy was it worth it...she had just changed the bed sheets by the time we left they needed changing again! She took all her frustrations out on the hubby...I think she broke him! Replacement needed apply within...;)

Having looked at your pics especially hubby's I'd say damn Downgirl you (hypothetical) lucky girl!! "

Couldn't agree more mefor!! Best time I nearly had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy

Is tht me whole lotta

indeed it is

Holy smokes banaba man "

This is gonna work nicely

sorry for the hijack Dg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day "

hahahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy

Is tht me whole lotta

indeed it is

Holy smokes banaba man

This is gonna work nicely

sorry for the hijack Dg "

Hijack away man,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it "

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man "

mmmm I like nice plums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

to the phallic shaped fruit mobile Plantain boy

Is tht me whole lotta

indeed it is

Holy smokes banaba man

This is gonna work nicely

sorry for the hijack Dg

Hijack away man, "

Love it!! This place craics me up!! No wonder I never get any work done!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man "

moist defintely boy wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder "

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback"

all you need now is plum boy to join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you "

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria?? "

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria?? "

I got a nice pair of plums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..?? "

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town "

I'm reading that! ! Can I be in it? ? I could be a nut cracker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town "

Lol gd 1 Mefor u want to hold a writers meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

I'm reading that! ! Can I be in it? ? I could be a nut cracker lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

Lol gd 1 Mefor u want to hold a writers meeting "

or a writers plums..... pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

I'm reading that! ! Can I be in it? ? I could be a nut cracker lol "

Ohhhh in that leather dress of yours you'd make the perfect fem fatale or heroine!! So what are your special powers (apart from looking so bloody young!! Not jealous honest )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

Lol gd 1 Mefor u want to hold a writers meeting

or a writers plums..... pmsl "

Ur getting very fruity downgirl and Mefor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"met down girl lastnight ,,,, not only did she steal my inocence but she stole my towel

awww kearnsy.... twas a face cloth was it not "

I'm not that small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

I'm reading that! ! Can I be in it? ? I could be a nut cracker lol

Ohhhh in that leather dress of yours you'd make the perfect fem fatale or heroine!! So what are your special powers (apart from looking so bloody young!! Not jealous honest ) "

Right all u gorgeous people have to head to graveyard mass now so hopefully chat to u all later, and thanks again, plantain boy signing out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you guys need some melons I'm available!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow well where do we start mr p and i met the lovely sexy down girl last night...we were only meant to be giving her a lift to a party but we ended up doing a detour as our car was playing up...we pulled up at a very secluded area....and boy was it a scenic view to behold...it was a very tight squeeze in our car but mr p loooves tight spaces....it got very very wet so myself pink thought id mop it all up and mr p was very happy to make sure that every content of the car received a very good service....it was very noisey and a hell of a bumpy ride with lots of oooooohs and asssssss....and our suspension seems to be working pretty well...the gear stick doubled up very nicely and helped us fems slip into gear very well!!we decided to test the back doors as we know one of them havent been opened before but with a little oil it eased open nicely....what a night thanks and our car is very happy to have received such good service all the body parts are gleaming!!! we must do it again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you guys need some melons I'm available! "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you guys need some melons I'm available! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you guys need some melons I'm available! "
ya mean watermelons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta have some ripe melons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta have some ripe melons! "
need a spoon to eat them up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met down girl last night...took hours to get there but boy was it worth it...she had just changed the bed sheets by the time we left they needed changing again! She took all her frustrations out on the hubby...I think she broke him! Replacement needed apply within...;)

Having looked at your pics especially hubby's I'd say damn Downgirl you (hypothetical) lucky girl!!

Couldn't agree more mefor!! Best time I nearly had "

he will be delighted lol

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over a year ago


"Wow well where do we start mr p and i met the lovely sexy down girl last night...we were only meant to be giving her a lift to a party but we ended up doing a detour as our car was playing up...we pulled up at a very secluded area....and boy was it a scenic view to behold...it was a very tight squeeze in our car but mr p loooves tight spaces....it got very very wet so myself pink thought id mop it all up and mr p was very happy to make sure that every content of the car received a very good service....it was very noisey and a hell of a bumpy ride with lots of oooooohs and asssssss....and our suspension seems to be working pretty well...the gear stick doubled up very nicely and helped us fems slip into gear very well!!we decided to test the back doors as we know one of them havent been opened before but with a little oil it eased open nicely....what a night thanks and our car is very happy to have received such good service all the body parts are gleaming!!! we must do it again.... "

Lmao loved this!! Very ehh creative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta have some ripe melons! need a spoon to eat them up to "

Kearnsy2.....don't be fooled by this guys sweet innocent looks ladies! OMFG he could show a few of the older guys a thing or two.....or five. K wanted to fulfil his older older woman fantasy and that he did. Stamina skill speil sexiness mmmm he has it all...the total package. Simply amazing to find all this in one so young. I can only imagine what he will be like by the time he 'matures'.....ohhh those lucky lucky ladies will be in for a real treat! Mmmm you naughty boy xxx LL2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today.... "
was driving by and spotted these two checking out there broke springs on there ride so I pulled in to see if I could be of any assistance and str8 away mrs o took me out and made of with my fav bra

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today.... was driving by and spotted these two checking out there broke springs on there ride so I pulled in to see if I could be of any assistance and str8 away mrs o took me out and made of with my fav bra "

Mmmmm im wearing it now!!! sexxxyyyy....it even has a little opening for my nipples to poke through!!! peekaboooo...

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over a year ago


"Wow well where do we start mr p and i met the lovely sexy down girl last night...we were only meant to be giving her a lift to a party but we ended up doing a detour as our car was playing up...we pulled up at a very secluded area....and boy was it a scenic view to behold...it was a very tight squeeze in our car but mr p loooves tight spaces....it got very very wet so myself pink thought id mop it all up and mr p was very happy to make sure that every content of the car received a very good service....it was very noisey and a hell of a bumpy ride with lots of oooooohs and asssssss....and our suspension seems to be working pretty well...the gear stick doubled up very nicely and helped us fems slip into gear very well!!we decided to test the back doors as we know one of them havent been opened before but with a little oil it eased open nicely....what a night thanks and our car is very happy to have received such good service all the body parts are gleaming!!! we must do it again....

Lmao loved this!! Very ehh creative "

grrrrr loving it panthers.... almost as much as last night

now. .. When do I need a lift next. ..ohhh yes! !

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today.... was driving by and spotted these two checking out there broke springs on there ride so I pulled in to see if I could be of any assistance and str8 away mrs o took me out and made of with my fav bra

Mmmmm im wearing it now!!! sexxxyyyy....it even has a little opening for my nipples to poke through!!! peekaboooo... "

grrrrrrr lol I never used that function lol

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today.... "

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

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over a year ago


"met down girl lastnight ,,,, not only did she steal my inocence but she stole my towel

awww kearnsy.... twas a face cloth was it not I'm not that small "

ahhh I'm only jesting hun..... It's obviously a bath sheet xxx and you're such a cutie too

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over a year ago

Lol...downgirl....mmmmm my mind wonders!!!

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"met down girl lastnight ,,,, not only did she steal my inocence but she stole my towel

awww kearnsy.... twas a face cloth was it not I'm not that small

ahhh I'm only jesting hun..... It's obviously a bath sheet xxx and you're such a cutie too "

it's only a tissue to be honest

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today.... was driving by and spotted these two checking out there broke springs on there ride so I pulled in to see if I could be of any assistance and str8 away mrs o took me out and made of with my fav bra

Mmmmm im wearing it now!!! sexxxyyyy....it even has a little opening for my nipples to poke through!!! peekaboooo... grrrrrrr lol I never used that function lol "

Haha...too late its all mineeeee.....roarrrrr....

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over a year ago


"Gotta have some ripe melons! need a spoon to eat them up to

Kearnsy2.....don't be fooled by this guys sweet innocent looks ladies! OMFG he could show a few of the older guys a thing or two.....or five. K wanted to fulfil his older older woman fantasy and that he did. Stamina skill speil sexiness mmmm he has it all...the total package. Simply amazing to find all this in one so young. I can only imagine what he will be like by the time he 'matures'.....ohhh those lucky lucky ladies will be in for a real treat! Mmmm you naughty boy xxx LL2 "

is this the review you WILL write up when ya do meet? Coz it's a bit long

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"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback"

use it well boy wonder

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done! "

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!"

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??"

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

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"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side

kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town "

I do hope to see a thread about what should be an engrossing read

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!! "

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

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"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side

kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

I do hope to see a thread about what should be an engrossing read "

Lol shall I start one?? We can all add bits to it!! Lol

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over a year ago

Mmmm... so last night after changing my sheets again Thanks to sexysingles.... and got home from helping Mr panther with some servicing I bumped into Mr Hardy.

What a handsome young man he is. .. or was. ... Until he stole my bra and thong. ... protesting that it didn't have peep holes... very strange. . But thankfully kearnsy and his face Came to my rescue. .. and that helped a little as did the jaffa cakes donated by mefor. .. my modesty remains intact

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"Hi. . My name is lotta...aka banaba man

I have be known to frequent phone booths and shady banterville nightclubs with my trusty side kick. .. plantain boy

could we be the tag team of your dreams! !

If you want some fruit based fun apply within

we could be two of your five a day

hahahaha love it

I love a nice pear, wbu banaba man

moist defintely boy wonder

Lmfao, that was a sweet cumback

all you need now is plum boy to join you

You should hold auditions for plum boy!!! Lol

What's the criteria??

mmmm... yummy plums? Large banaba. .. capable of giving plantain of good loving ..??

Lol I think I'll write a story on the adventures of Banaba man and his side

kick plantain on their search for the golden plums in craic town

I do hope to see a thread about what should be an engrossing read

Lol shall I start one?? We can all add bits to it!! Lol "

I think you should

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town "

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

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"Mmmm... so last night after changing my sheets again Thanks to sexysingles.... and got home from helping Mr panther with some servicing I bumped into Mr Hardy.

What a handsome young man he is. .. or was. ... Until he stole my bra and thong. ... protesting that it didn't have peep holes... very strange. . But thankfully kearnsy and his face Came to my rescue. .. and that helped a little as did the jaffa cakes donated by mefor. .. my modesty remains intact "

I no I'm a hero but did ya have to mention jaffa cakes? Now I'm hungry

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" I no I'm a hero but did ya have to mention jaffa cakes? Now I'm hungry "

Kearnsy remember your detox!

Mmmmm loving these yummy jaffa cakes

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" I no I'm a hero but did ya have to mention jaffa cakes? Now I'm hungry

Kearnsy remember your detox!

Mmmmm loving these yummy jaffa cakes "

I'm after getting sick coz of it

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" I no I'm a hero but did ya have to mention jaffa cakes? Now I'm hungry

Kearnsy remember your detox!

Mmmmm loving these yummy jaffa cakes I'm after getting sick coz of it "

Only to be expected...all the bad has to cums out....god only knows how long that's gonna take!! Hehe

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"Mmmm... so last night after changing my sheets again Thanks to sexysingles.... and got home from helping Mr panther with some servicing I bumped into Mr Hardy.

What a handsome young man he is. .. or was. ... Until he stole my bra and thong. ... protesting that it didn't have peep holes... very strange. . But thankfully kearnsy and his face Came to my rescue. .. and that helped a little as did the jaffa cakes donated by mefor. .. my modesty remains intact "

Mmmmmm Jaffa cakes as nipple pasties!! Who'd ever have pics like that!!!

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" I no I'm a hero but did ya have to mention jaffa cakes? Now I'm hungry

Kearnsy remember your detox!

Mmmmm loving these yummy jaffa cakes I'm after getting sick coz of it

Only to be expected...all the bad has to cums out....god only knows how long that's gonna take!! Hehe "

ah stop I'm in bad form now

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over a year ago


"Mmmm... so last night after changing my sheets again Thanks to sexysingles.... and got home from helping Mr panther with some servicing I bumped into Mr Hardy.

What a handsome young man he is. .. or was. ... Until he stole my bra and thong. ... protesting that it didn't have peep holes... very strange. . But thankfully kearnsy and his face Came to my rescue. .. and that helped a little as did the jaffa cakes donated by mefor. .. my modesty remains intact

Mmmmmm Jaffa cakes as nipple pasties!! Who'd ever have pics like that!!! "

Who indeed! !!??

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Met the gorgeous downgirl last night and she's like a long legged, thinner, younger looking version of me. Treat my specs sister with your outmost respect! Or I'll hunt you down!!!

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!! "

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!! "

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two weeks!!

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two weeks!! "

Mefor u know I'm enjoying it lol banana man has left me in ur clutches and u r having ur evil way with me

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over a year ago

Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ?

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"Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ? "

Sidekick cousin probably all the same thing downgirl xx

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"Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ? "

No his half brother

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"Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ?

No his half brother "

I'm whatever u beautiful women want me to b

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over a year ago


"Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ?

No his half brother "

ahhhh spotted banaba man. ... You should have just said lol

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"Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ?

No his half brother

ahhhh spotted banaba man. ... You should have just said lol "

Think he has left me in ur clutches tonite

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I met Southdown last night, we had a smashing night watching the boxing and the fucker can't even hold his drink and ended up pissing himself... light weigh haha

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"I met Southdown last night, we had a smashing night watching the boxing and the fucker can't even hold his drink and ended up pissing himself... light weigh haha "

Awww plantain boy did you not have your banana juice????

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"I met Southdown last night, we had a smashing night watching the boxing and the fucker can't even hold his drink and ended up pissing himself... light weigh haha

Awww plantain boy did you not have your banana juice???? "

Lmfao, that's right Mefor, need u to sort me out xx

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"Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ?

No his half brother

ahhhh spotted banaba man. ... You should have just said lol

Think he has left me in ur clutches tonite "

fear not i'm back, i'd say unhand the boy wonder but he looks rather happy ladies

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"Is that banaba mans cousin plantain boy ?

No his half brother

ahhhh spotted banaba man. ... You should have just said lol

Think he has left me in ur clutches tonite

fear not i'm back, i'd say unhand the boy wonder but he looks rather happy ladies "

Thanks for returning oh great banaba man, but boy wonder has work in 5?hrs, these sexy gorgeous wine r yours till I return tomoro

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!! "

bloody brilliant, best get into character

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over a year ago


"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!!

bloody brilliant, best get into character"

me to lol. ... Now where is my night mask of youth lol...I need it

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!!

bloody brilliant, best get into character

me to lol. ... Now where is my night mask of youth lol...I need it "

tucked away in the banaba cave

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!!

bloody brilliant, best get into character

me to lol. ... Now where is my night mask of youth lol...I need it

tucked away in the banaba cave "

Oh no it's not!!!! Mefor has stolen it (I'm really gonna need it with theses bags under my eyes from like of sleep) mwahhhhaaaahhaaaaaa (cue evil laugh)

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"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!!

bloody brilliant, best get into character

me to lol. ... Now where is my night mask of youth lol...I need it

tucked away in the banaba cave

Oh no it's not!!!! Mefor has stolen it (I'm really gonna need it with theses bags under my eyes from like of sleep) mwahhhhaaaahhaaaaaa (cue evil laugh) "

This is fast turning into a Panto!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!!

bloody brilliant, best get into character

me to lol. ... Now where is my night mask of youth lol...I need it

tucked away in the banaba cave

Oh no it's not!!!! Mefor has stolen it (I'm really gonna need it with theses bags under my eyes from like of sleep) mwahhhhaaaahhaaaaaa (cue evil laugh)

This is fast turning into a Panto!!

"

he's behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!!

bloody brilliant, best get into character

me to lol. ... Now where is my night mask of youth lol...I need it

tucked away in the banaba cave

Oh no it's not!!!! Mefor has stolen it (I'm really gonna need it with theses bags under my eyes from like of sleep) mwahhhhaaaahhaaaaaa (cue evil laugh)

This is fast turning into a Panto!!

he's behind you "

Oh no he isn't!!! Lol

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over a year ago


"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two

weeks!!

bloody brilliant, best get into character

me to lol. ... Now where is my night mask of youth lol...I need it

tucked away in the banaba cave

Oh no it's not!!!! Mefor has stolen it (I'm really gonna need it with theses bags under my eyes from like of sleep) mwahhhhaaaahhaaaaaa (cue evil laugh)

This is fast turning into a Panto!!

he's behind you

Oh no he isn't!!! Lol "

darn where did he get to

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over a year ago

Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

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over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality "

Awww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality "

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now????? "

what can you say about these two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now????? "

no at all, bff you and i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now?????

no at all, bff you and i "

Good boy...i know where you live!!! do do do do doooo ...(bad attempt at stalker music)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now????? what can you say about these two "

Lols......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now?????

no at all, bff you and i

Good boy...i know where you live!!! do do do do doooo ...(bad attempt at stalker music)... "

so you do, nip round and do the hoovering while i'm at work, ta buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now?????

no at all, bff you and i

Good boy...i know where you live!!! do do do do doooo ...(bad attempt at stalker music)...

so you do, nip round and do the hoovering while i'm at work, ta buddy "

Ill use that hoover for something else...like a good sucking do you????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two weeks!! "

LoL....I just saw this...love it...MEFOR (i know you will be watching).....hurry up and come back....we miss you..... (pink)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol...thanks mefor....ive no sense today....

Good way to be around here!! Seems we're all senseless today!! I've got nothing (productive) done!

lol...ive managed to get the uniforms in the wash thats about it...lazy silly sunday banter!!!

I'm marking think I need a glass of wine!! Too early yet??

Its always wine o ' clock!!!

I want to live in Banterville!! I've at Least another hour to wait here in craic town

Banterville is the best.....come and join us...lotta...downgirl...longbow...georgiana...and sofia.....its the best!!!

Well I nearly forgot what this thread was about but so privileged to write a veri for the now infamous 'Banaba Man' of banterville!!

Where to start!! Ok at he beginning! Poor lotta fell foul to mefor's typo and has now got himself an ultra ego called 'Banaba Man'!! He wears white boxers, a cape and Downgirls (secret to youth and beauty) night mask! His tardis is a phone box and is side kick is platin boy from craic town (way better than banterville )

He is now on a quest to find golden plums boy to be downgirls date at the craic town m&g. But alas every super hero has his arch nemesis!!

The singing snorkeler is out to foil his plan along with his kinky side kicks pink panther the dominatrix and her Banter-villain Mr P in their Dungeon of pain!!

Plantin boy is currently chained and ball gagged (I think he's liking it though ) and Banaba man seems to have got lost in his day job as a tour guide to banterville with all the sexy ladies!!!

To find out how the story continued stay tuned to 'Banaba man and the quest for the golden plums'

Ps showing at home cinema near you! All characters will be played by themselves! Filming starts in two weeks!!

LoL....I just saw this...love it...MEFOR (i know you will be watching).....hurry up and come back....we miss you..... (pink)"

She'll b back, like arnie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having bumped into Mefor loitering with intent on forums, i asked about her fruit delivery service, so far all goods have been delivered on time and with the typo on the last invoice, the banaba, an alter-ego and several funny threads were born. Thoroughly crackin lady with hell of a personality

Ahemmmm.....excuseee me have you ditched me and got a new bff now?????

no at all, bff you and i

Good boy...i know where you live!!! do do do do doooo ...(bad attempt at stalker music)...

so you do, nip round and do the hoovering while i'm at work, ta buddy

Ill use that hoover for something else...like a good sucking do you????

"

indeed i do, bring it on

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over a year ago

Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !??

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over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? "

lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background

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over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background "

couldn't you have given banaba man and plantain boy a shout! ? .. They have a phallic shaped mobile. .. Maybe they would give you a lift....

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over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background

couldn't you have given banaba man and plantain boy a shout! ? .. They have a phallic shaped mobile. .. Maybe they would give you a lift.... "

I'm on my way downgirl, time for boy wonder to step out of the shadows and save all u beautiful women from the evil clutches of Ageing, b there in 2 squirts.

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over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background

couldn't you have given banaba man and plantain boy a shout! ? .. They have a phallic shaped mobile. .. Maybe they would give you a lift....

I'm on my way downgirl, time for boy wonder to step out of the shadows and save all u beautiful women from the evil clutches of Ageing, b there in 2

squirts. "

step aside boy wonder, this looks like a job for banabaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background

couldn't you have given banaba man and plantain boy a shout! ? .. They have a phallic shaped mobile. .. Maybe they would give you a lift....

I'm on my way downgirl, time for boy wonder to step out of the shadows and save all u beautiful women from the evil clutches of Ageing, b there in 2

squirts.

step aside boy wonder, this looks like a job for banabaman "

Ok boss man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background

couldn't you have given banaba man and plantain boy a shout! ? .. They have a phallic shaped mobile. .. Maybe they would give you a lift....

I'm on my way downgirl, time for boy wonder to step out of the shadows and save all u beautiful women from the evil clutches of Ageing, b there in 2

squirts.

step aside boy wonder, this looks like a job for banabaman

Ok boss man

"

good man, did you locate the car yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background

couldn't you have given banaba man and plantain boy a shout! ? .. They have a phallic shaped mobile. .. Maybe they would give you a lift....

I'm on my way downgirl, time for boy wonder to step out of the shadows and save all u beautiful women from the evil clutches of Ageing, b there in 2

squirts.

step aside boy wonder, this looks like a job for banabaman

Ok boss man

good man, did you locate the car yet?"

obviously not .... I'm gonna be to old to Di the avatar challenge at this rate! !

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over a year ago

Don't know anyone well enough in here

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over a year ago


"Excuse me. ... is anyone every going to rescue my madk of youth here! !?? I'm aging by the day

and what happened to feeling Hardys plums

devaststed I am. . Where is a good superheroe when you need one! !?? lol I'm on my way on my trusty donkey and bonnie Tyler blasting out in the background

couldn't you have given banaba man and plantain boy a shout! ? .. They have a phallic shaped mobile. .. Maybe they would give you a lift....

I'm on my way downgirl, time for boy wonder to step out of the shadows and save all u beautiful women from the evil clutches of Ageing, b there in 2

squirts.

step aside boy wonder, this looks like a job for banabaman

Ok boss man

good man, did you locate the car yet?

obviously not .... I'm gonna be to old to Di the avatar challenge at this rate! !

"

have faith in young plantain boy

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over a year ago


"Don't know anyone well enough in here "

i think i met mysteriousguy yesterday but not too sure tbh, didn't learn a lot about him either.

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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Don't know anyone well enough in here

i think i met mysteriousguy yesterday but not too sure tbh, didn't learn a lot about him either. "

very mysterious

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