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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one "ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready  | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one " | |||
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"whats you fave kinky? "Now dirk can't ruin the surprise .... | |||
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"whats you fave kinky?
Now dirk can't ruin the surprise .... "a now kazz spill | |||
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"Love being on top. Mr Laid then gets the best view in the house "thats for sure xx but the view you have isnt great lol mr laid | |||
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"Love being on top. Mr Laid then gets the best view in the house "I can only imagine, I bet its a great view! Mr slut. | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control.... "woah just had a nice image there | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control.... "take him out? I knew you were a contract killer  
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
woah just had a nice image there "Did i have my whip?? lol... | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
take him out? I knew you were a contract killer
fyi i love a lady on top but then i love many a different position "I guarantee a room full of guys i could take them down like flies...oooh that is an idea....pretty please mr p lol??  | |||
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"Love being on top. Mr Laid then gets the best view in the house
thats for sure xx but the view you have isnt great lol
mr laid "Mmm it's a pretty yummy view but not as yummy as u the view I get in the mirror when you're eating my ass | |||
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"Love being on top. Mr Laid then gets the best view in the house "I do love a lady on top.. you can grab her ass, play with her boobs.. hell ya | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
woah just had a nice image there
Did i have my whip?? lol..."lol you can have my bra if you take me out | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control.... "That's my tipping point haha | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
woah just had a nice image there
Did i have my whip?? lol... lol you can have my bra if you take me out "Lol....looks like your a bra short now... | |||
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"I love on top! I just love seeing their face as I shag and my big tits seem to work wonders lol though I do like doggy too "Wow.. doggy I've been called a kidney prodder lol | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
That's my tipping point haha "I bet it is naughty boy!! | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
woah just had a nice image there
Did i have my whip?? lol... lol you can have my bra if you take me out
Lol....looks like your a bra short now..."o take me out soon lol | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
woah just had a nice image there
Did i have my whip?? lol... lol you can have my bra if you take me out
Lol....looks like your a bra short now... o take me out soon lol "I like a challenge... | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready "Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr "Mr69: can you just hold that pose a little while? I think a painting will be more descriptive. | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr "lol tissue quick !!! | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr "Fuck I'm on the way | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr lol tissue quick !!! "fooking ink's went everywhere | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr "My favourite.. Fact | |||
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"Have been on here a wee while now and have been lucky with my meets so far. Lol and outa the lady's I've met most have preferred on top and have all came in that position just would like to know your take on that cheers" Hardy if you wanted to know you should of jus asked me instead of putting it on the forum lololol | |||
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"Have been on here a wee while now and have been lucky with my meets so far. Lol and outa the lady's I've met most have preferred on top and have all came in that position just would like to know your take on that cheers Hardy if you wanted to know you should of jus asked me instead of putting it on the forum lololol "but sure I'm a shy aul country boy me | |||
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"Have been on here a wee while now and have been lucky with my meets so far. Lol and outa the lady's I've met most have preferred on top and have all came in that position just would like to know your take on that cheers Hardy if you wanted to know you should of jus asked me instead of putting it on the forum lololol but sure I'm a shy aul country boy me "Lol are ya feck!!!!! | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact "Can't beat it!
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
Mr69: can you just hold that pose a little while?
I think a painting will be more descriptive."A painting would be hotttt! | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
take him out? I knew you were a contract killer
fyi i love a lady on top but then i love many a different position
I guarantee a room full of guys i could take them down like flies...oooh that is an idea....pretty please mr p lol?? "i have absolutely no doubt of that | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
take him out? I knew you were a contract killer
fyi i love a lady on top but then i love many a different position
I guarantee a room full of guys i could take them down like flies...oooh that is an idea....pretty please mr p lol??
i have absolutely no doubt of that "you have to hold a joint mrs laid and pink panter gang bang night | |||
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"I love on top! I just love seeing their face as I shag and my big tits seem to work wonders lol though I do like doggy too " | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
take him out? I knew you were a contract killer
fyi i love a lady on top but then i love many a different position
I guarantee a room full of guys i could take them down like flies...oooh that is an idea....pretty please mr p lol??
i have absolutely no doubt of that
you have to hold a joint mrs laid and pink panter gang bang night "where ever will you find willing men? | |||
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"I'll like to be on all fours rubbin myself while getting fucked senseless " Wow.. 50 that's so hot | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact
Can't beat it!
Haha hardy I'm costing you a fortune in tissues!!! "lol I know might just use the curtains from now on | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat" hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster  | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster "Always good to try a second time | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact
Can't beat it!
Haha hardy I'm costing you a fortune in tissues!!! lol I know might just use the curtains from now on "How about hardy u spend less time using tissues and go out and meet the other ladies of fab. | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster
Always good to try a second time "can't argue with that logic | |||
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"I've never had anal sex "That's cos your cocks enormous!!! Even I would fear that! I better say its me Mrs here lol | |||
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"I've never had anal sex
That's cos your cocks enormous!!! Even I would fear that!
I better say its me Mrs here lol" | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster
Always good to try a second time
can't argue with that logic "Of course not, I'm a woman after all | |||
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"I've never had anal sex "jaysus Dirk, i wonder why, not so much an eye waterer an a full on cry | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact
Can't beat it!
Haha hardy I'm costing you a fortune in tissues!!! lol I know might just use the curtains from now on
How about hardy u spend less time using tissues and go out and meet the other ladies of fab. "lol o I get about mrs laid under the radar | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster
Always good to try a second time
can't argue with that logic
Of course not, I'm a woman after all"Women are still capable of being illogical too tell me anal guru, how does one overcome refusal due to size issues? | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
take him out? I knew you were a contract killer
fyi i love a lady on top but then i love many a different position
I guarantee a room full of guys i could take them down like flies...oooh that is an idea....pretty please mr p lol??
i have absolutely no doubt of that
you have to hold a joint mrs laid and pink panter gang bang night "Ooooh yes please...a blonde and a brunette....whoooohooooo...... | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
take him out? I knew you were a contract killer
fyi i love a lady on top but then i love many a different position
I guarantee a room full of guys i could take them down like flies...oooh that is an idea....pretty please mr p lol??
i have absolutely no doubt of that
you have to hold a joint mrs laid and pink panter gang bang night
where ever will you find willing men? "I know...where would we find them would be very HARD work.... | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster
Always good to try a second time
can't argue with that logic
Of course not, I'm a woman after all
Women are still capable of being illogical too tell me anal guru, how does one overcome refusal due to size issues? "Mm well I can only speak for myself and I'm ok once I'm relaxed n happy with the person. It's not summit I'd attempt with a once off meet | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact
Can't beat it!
Haha hardy I'm costing you a fortune in tissues!!! lol I know might just use the curtains from now on
How about hardy u spend less time using tissues and go out and meet the other ladies of fab. lol o I get about mrs laid under the radar "I'm glad to hear it. Wouldn't want a shortage of tissues around the border regions | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster
Always good to try a second time
can't argue with that logic
Of course not, I'm a woman after all
Women are still capable of being illogical too tell me anal guru, how does one overcome refusal due to size issues? "Lube, lube, lube. | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact
Can't beat it!
Haha hardy I'm costing you a fortune in tissues!!! lol I know might just use the curtains from now on
How about hardy u spend less time using tissues and go out and meet the other ladies of fab. lol o I get about mrs laid under the radar
I'm glad to hear it. Wouldn't want a shortage of tissues around the border regions "lol you saying the border regions are full of wankers mrs laid | |||
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"Myself and mr p always say me pink on top is my trademark move...i can take a guy out very very quickly when i bounce on the tip of his cock...so on top is my favourite as im in control....
take him out? I knew you were a contract killer
fyi i love a lady on top but then i love many a different position
I guarantee a room full of guys i could take them down like flies...oooh that is an idea....pretty please mr p lol??
i have absolutely no doubt of that
you have to hold a joint mrs laid and pink panter gang bang night
where ever will you find willing men?
I know...where would we find them would be very HARD work.... "i jest, should be a cake walk to round them up | |||
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"Yep hair pulling but preferably during anal and the other hand on my throat hair pullin....check hand on throat....check anal....my one attempt at giving it was an unmitigated disaster
Always good to try a second time
can't argue with that logic
Of course not, I'm a woman after all
Women are still capable of being illogical too tell me anal guru, how does one overcome refusal due to size issues?
Mm well I can only speak for myself and I'm ok once I'm relaxed n happy with the person. It's not summit I'd
attempt with a once off meet "noted | |||
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"I've never had anal sex "Its a weird sore nice pain...if that makes sense...its dirty and very dom for the person doing it...mr p pins me flat to the bed though...  | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact
Can't beat it!
Haha hardy I'm costing you a fortune in tissues!!! lol I know might just use the curtains from now on
How about hardy u spend less time using tissues and go out and meet the other ladies of fab. lol o I get about mrs laid under the radar
I'm glad to hear it. Wouldn't want a shortage of tissues around the border regions lol you saying the border regions are full of wankers mrs laid "Lol hardy! | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
My favourite.. Fact
Can't beat it!
Haha hardy I'm costing you a fortune in tissues!!! lol I know might just use the curtains from now on "Ha Hardy you tramp!! | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr "Snap. ..a woman after my own heart miss red! ! | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr
Snap. ..a woman after my own heart miss red! ! " | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German"Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done. | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lotta you on the booze????? very errotic lols...gona do that later wana watch??? "only if you serve up more booze in a flowery teacup | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud "You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lotta you on the booze????? very errotic lols...gona do that later wana watch???
only if you serve up more booze in a flowery teacup "Haha...just deleted it but you were to quick haha...read it a second time and just got what it meant ( us blondes need a few reads) but of course i can give you another glass of wine in that shot glass again hehe... | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud
You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached "Must try it sometime | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud
You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached
Must try it sometime "You must | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lotta you on the booze????? very errotic lols...gona do that later wana watch???
only if you serve up more booze in a flowery teacup
Haha...just deleted it but you were to quick haha...read it a second time and just got what it meant ( us blondes need a few reads) but of course i can give you another glass of wine in that
shot glass again hehe... "gotcha how could you forget the cup? | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lotta you on the booze????? very errotic lols...gona do that later wana watch???
only if you serve up more booze in a flowery teacup
Haha...just deleted it but you were to quick haha...read it a second time and just got what it meant ( us blondes need a few reads) but of course i can give you another glass of wine in that
shot glass again hehe...
gotcha how could you forget the cup? "lotta that speacial cup is still sitting in my cupboard just for you i promise.... | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud
You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached
Must try it sometime
You must"any volunteers? | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lotta you on the booze????? very errotic lols...gona do that later wana watch???
only if you serve up more booze in a flowery teacup
Haha...just deleted it but you were to quick haha...read it a second time and just got what it meant ( us blondes need a few reads) but of course i can give you another glass of wine in that
shot glass again hehe...
gotcha how could you forget the cup?
lotta that speacial cup is still sitting in my cupboard just for you i promise.... "Best keep it handy | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud
You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached
Must try it sometime
You must
any volunteers? " | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud
You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached
Must try it sometime
You must
any volunteers?
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud
You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached
Must try it sometime
You must
any volunteers?
is that a step forward? As itwasme isn't involved i can only assume its not a windup "You ll have to try n figure it out yourself | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
Lmao tho that may involve a right hook to the face when you've done.
duck n run bud
You should be able to hold on, your weapon would leave you well attached
Must try it sometime
You must
any volunteers?
is that a step forward? As itwasme isn't involved i can only assume its not a windup
You ll have to try n figure it out yourself
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lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol... "well come pull me outta this darn watering hole | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole "Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams.... | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole
Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams.... "ok, see you soon | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole
Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams....
ok, see you soon "Banterville pubs would love that...ok ill be there soon like when i turned up at the health centre....hehe... | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole
Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams....
ok, see you soon
Banterville pubs would love that...ok ill be there soon like when i turned up at the health centre....hehe... "so never then, bad form Bantervillian | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole
Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams....
ok, see you soon
Banterville pubs would love that...ok ill be there soon like when i turned up at the health centre....hehe...
so never then, bad form Bantervillian"I still luve ya your still my banterville bff....ill make it up to ya at newry...promise...you will have a car journey like no other... | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole
Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams....
ok, see you soon
Banterville pubs would love that...ok ill be there soon like when i turned up at the health centre....hehe...
so never then, bad form Bantervillian
I still luve ya your still my banterville bff....ill make it up to ya at newry...promise...you will have a car journey like no other... "bff's forever? either Longboes riding shotgun or Mr P's hittin 150 mph, either way holey fuck what a ride | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole
Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams....
ok, see you soon
Banterville pubs would love that...ok ill be there soon like when i turned up at the health centre....hehe...
so never then, bad form Bantervillian
I still luve ya your still my banterville bff....ill make it up to ya at newry...promise...you will have a car journey like no other...
bff's forever? either Longboes riding shotgun or Mr P's hittin 150 mph, either way holey fuck what a ride "For ever n ever forever theres no getting rid of me ever....it will be fun...bottle of wine in hand and music blasting...i will keep you boys entertained!!!! | |||
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"Truly alcohol is my achilies heel
lotta i feel your pain...my wine is taking affect been praticing my dancing for the newry m&g mr p just shaking his head lol...lol...
well come pull me outta this darn watering hole
Awk lotta lol...you not enjoying yourself...i can come down and do a big dance in my jim jams....
ok, see you soon
Banterville pubs would love that...ok ill be there soon like when i turned up at the health centre....hehe...
so never then, bad form Bantervillian
I still luve ya your still my banterville bff....ill make it up to ya at newry...promise...you will have a car journey like no other...
bff's forever? either Longboes riding shotgun or Mr P's hittin 150 mph, either way holey fuck what a ride
For ever n ever forever theres no getting rid of me ever....it will be fun...bottle of wine in hand and music blasting...i will keep you boys entertained!!!! "i really do feel we need a testrun roadtrip | |||
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Your office is too far away, I google mapped it
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Your office is too far away, I google mapped it
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it'll be closer on the 28th "Bizarrely you were within 10 to 15 miles the other day | |||
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O
Your office is too far away, I google mapped it
it'll be closer on the 28th
Bizarrely you were within 10 to 15 miles the other day "that'll been my midweek trip to Tandragre | |||
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O
Your office is too far away, I google mapped it
it'll be closer on the 28th
Bizarrely you were within 10 to 15 miles the other day
that'll been my midweek trip to Tandragre"That's about 50 miles away lol! | |||
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that'll been my midwifes trip to Tandragre" | |||
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O
Your office is too far away, I google mapped it
it'll be closer on the 28th
Bizarrely you were within 10 to 15 miles the other day
that'll been my midweek trip to Tandragre
That's about 50 miles away lol! "then the short distance as wishful thinking Mr L | |||
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I thought you were hitting on mrs L I am confused now
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German"living dangerously banaba man! ! | |||
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Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol"oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! ! | |||
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"Ladies, look away please, i'm going to tell the lads a secret....the rodeo position....i know what you're thinking you already know it.....you don't, get your good lady on all fours, have her leave her underwear on, pull it to one side and enter her. Get a firm grip on it and her, this is imperative. As you're both getting into it lean forward and say these words "(insert name here) does this much better" now see how long you can hang on
This tip was brought tgo you in part by Becks, drink German
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Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! ! "Roadtrip n a half | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! ! "Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe.... | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe...."ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ? | |||
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Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ? "Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha.... | |||
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Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ?
Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha.... "And a d*unken ride home | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ?
Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha....
And a d*unken ride home "Me likes a good ride!!! | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ?
Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha....
And a d*unken ride home
Me likes a good ride!!!"So i've heard | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ?
Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha....
And a d*unken ride home
Me likes a good ride!!!
So i've heard "On me bicycle....tut tut.... | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ?
Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha....
And a d*unken ride home
Me likes a good ride!!!
So i've heard
On me bicycle....tut tut.... "yup, that's what i was referring to, weren't you hurtling down to Dublin on it a few Sundays ago? | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ?
Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha....
And a d*unken ride home
Me likes a good ride!!!
So i've heard
On me bicycle....tut tut....
yup, that's what i was referring to, weren't you hurtling down to Dublin on it a few Sundays ago?"Aye jeeze my legs are still aching have a cracking bum now mind...and even had a local hottie pump me.... i mean me tyres full of air.... | |||
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"Ps mrs p any room in that car for a curvy one one. ..I wanna go to Newry m&g to now
Yeah as long as you dont mind lotta and longbow either side of you lol
oohh banaba man and snorkel guy.. No problems if they don't mind me sqished in between! !
Oooh i think them pair will be very distressed at the thought of downgirl between them....emmmm....not....hehe....
ha as long as they behave lol.... Otherwise I will bring my riding crop to keep control in the back lol. ..ps when is it? ?
Sent you a pm...ooh this will be a fun ride haha....
And a d*unken ride home
Me likes a good ride!!!
So i've heard
On me bicycle....tut tut....
yup, that's what i was referring to, weren't you hurtling down to Dublin on it a few Sundays ago?
Aye jeeze my legs are still aching have a cracking bum now mind...and even had a local hottie pump me.... i mean me tyres full of air.... "wasn't the giro fun | |||
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"Have been on here a wee while now and have been lucky with my meets so far. Lol and outa the lady's I've met most have preferred on top and have all came in that position just would like to know your take on that cheers" sounds like ur a bit of a lazy git get the woman to do all the work lol | |||
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"Wouldn't be my fave position, i love it but not my number one ooo do tell miss red I've my note book at the ready
Pen at the ready pal?....I prefer being bent over, one hand on my hip, one holding my hair.....grrrrrr "Couldn't agree more | |||
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