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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just for a laugh, Il start ,women with wider hips have more sexual partners according to a study frm leeds university.

Women with big hips are more forgetful.

Men tht are over weight have more sexual stamina as they have more female hormones,so they are slower to orgasm.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

My fella can fuck off with his diets so it's time to start fattening the fucker up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rat can fall 50 ft and survive and swim 72 hours non stop....

A group of rhinos is called a crash

thank you amber leaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb"
good god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year "
I'd feel like dyin aswel haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year "

Il die if i dont get it everyday ;-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year

Il die if i dont get it everyday ;-/"

and u have sex every day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Blue Whale has the largest penis of any animal, the largest ever found was estimated to be 16ft long & weighed nearly half a tonne. Anyone fancy 5 gallons of jizz?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Blue Whale has the largest penis of any animal, the largest ever found was estimated to be 16ft long & weighed nearly half a tonne. Anyone fancy 5 gallons of jizz?"

gud lord!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Blue Whale has the largest penis of any animal, the largest ever found was estimated to be 16ft long & weighed nearly half a tonne. Anyone fancy 5 gallons of jizz?

gud lord!"

I wonder does Mrs Blue do anal?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulk load of tissues for the whale! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Blue Whale has the largest penis of any animal, the largest ever found was estimated to be 16ft long & weighed nearly half a tonne. Anyone fancy 5 gallons of jizz?

gud lord!

I wonder does Mrs Blue do anal?!"

well if she does she wud need one large elasticated bum hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Blue Whale has the largest penis of any animal, the largest ever found was estimated to be 16ft long & weighed nearly half a tonne. Anyone fancy 5 gallons of jizz?

gud lord!

I wonder does Mrs Blue do anal?!

well if she does she wud need one large elasticated bum hole! "

Hahahaha! Squeezed Sea slugs for lube & Spongebob Squarepants to wipe up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Blue Whale has the largest penis of any animal, the largest ever found was estimated to be 16ft long & weighed nearly half a tonne. Anyone fancy 5 gallons of jizz?

gud lord!

I wonder does Mrs Blue do anal?!

well if she does she wud need one large elasticated bum hole!

Hahahaha! Squeezed Sea slugs for lube & Spongebob Squarepants to wipe up!"

and maybe she cud use a "sea cucumber" for a sex toy when mr whale is indissposed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree

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By *aughtyduo2Couple
over a year ago

sexy town

Your pupils dialate when looking at somebody you love,

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree"

Sssshhh

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree

Sssshhh "

so who amongst the female fraternity her has a degree ????

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around


"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree

Sssshhh

so who amongst the female fraternity her has a degree ???? "

I've two, Not 'a'

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree

Sssshhh

so who amongst the female fraternity her has a degree ????

I've two, Not 'a' "

mmmmmm interesting two does it then follow dp is a favourite of urs

purely for research reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree

Sssshhh

so who amongst the female fraternity her has a degree ????

I've two, Not 'a'

mmmmmm interesting two does it then follow dp is a favourite of urs

purely for research reasons "

Cj maybe you're looking for an Abalones (a snail) they have 5 assholes!! Could you fill them all??

Btw hons degree and a post grad

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

In the 1700's, the penalty for wearing tartan or playing the bagpipes in Britain was death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The aardvark,though strictly not a bird,cannot fly. Fact.

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

The oldest living mammal is the bowhead whale a large male the resides in the antartic today is estimated to be almost 250 years old ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans appeared 200,000 years ago.

Written records begin 6,000 years ago .

That means that 97% of history is lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes"
WTF?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in Ireland women were not allowed in pubs

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

[Removed by poster at 01/06/14 01:51:32]

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"in Ireland women were not allowed in pubs "

Until a few years ago my "local" didn't even have a ladies toilrt

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"In the 1700's, the penalty for wearing tartan or playing the bagpipes in Britain was death"

There's some laws that should not have been repealed!

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