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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

About another forum user. Nothing nasty or abusive, lighthearted and fun. Stole this from the lounge, was good craic

the panthers are actually pussycats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotta is actually a nun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun "

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch"

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic.... "

hahaha...thats gotta hurt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic.... "

*banaba

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

hahaha...thats gotta hurt!!"

more than you'll ever know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigbadbitch is actually a undercover reporter for the star, infiltrating the scene....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

*banaba"

Thats a herbal medicine or something...????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

hahaha...thats gotta hurt!!

more than you'll ever know "

I think you will find i saw the real thing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigbadbitch is actually a undercover reporter for the star, infiltrating the scene.... "

Dave is actually a plumbing guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigbadbitch is actually a undercover reporter for the star, infiltrating the scene....

Dave is actually a plumbing guy "

stop spreading shit ya bitch!!! haha.,.although close lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigbadbitch is actually a undercover reporter for the star, infiltrating the scene....

Dave is actually a plumbing guy

stop spreading shit ya bitch!!! haha.,.although close lol "

I'm watching u as wee speak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigbadbitch is actually a undercover reporter for the star, infiltrating the scene....

Dave is actually a plumbing guy

stop spreading shit ya bitch!!! haha.,.although close lol

I'm watching u as wee speak lol"

Now thats a riddle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

*banaba

Thats a herbal medicine or something...???? "

tis a typo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

hahaha...thats gotta hurt!!

more than you'll ever know

I think you will find i saw the real thing..... "

everybody in that room saw it

God bless that lovely horny lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duffer is actually a really nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm... so lotta is really a Nun with a bent banaba. .... Who knew eh! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess its a compliment that many seem to think i have a banana/cucumber or other assorted items stashed in my shorts buts folks theres no room for that stuff, my penis fills them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

hahaha...thats gotta hurt!!

more than you'll ever know

I think you will find i saw the real thing.....

everybody in that room saw it

God bless that lovely horny lady "

Pmsl..wasnt sure if you remembered us all getting an eyeful and a certain lady getting a mouthful hehe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm... so lotta is really a Nun with a bent banaba. .... Who knew eh! ! "
downgirls ass is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm... so lotta is really a Nun with a bent banaba. .... Who knew eh! ! downgirls ass is real "

Hardy is actually wearing a black bra in that profile pic he has hoisted it up abit lol........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm... so lotta is really a Nun with a bent banaba. .... Who knew eh! ! downgirls ass is real

Hardy is actually wearing a black bra in that profile pic he has hoisted it up abit lol........ "
shhhhhhh you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta is actually a nun

bigbadbitch is neither bad nor a bitch

Lotta used a banana for that profile pic....

hahaha...thats gotta hurt!!

more than you'll ever know

I think you will find i saw the real thing....

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everybody in that room saw it

God bless that lovely horny lady

Pmsl..wasnt sure if you remembered us all getting an eyeful and a certain lady

getting a mouthful hehe.. "

remember, how could i forget??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Duffer is actually a really nice guy "

Duffer got his toe stuck in the tap....and now has a toe tap......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down girl has a pump that she uses to inflate her lovelies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Duffer is actually a really nice guy

Duffer got his toe stuck in the tap....and now has a toe tap...... "
orgasmic's legs lead to heaven. Lol or hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Duffer is actually a really nice guy

Duffer got his toe stuck in the tap....and now has a toe tap...... orgasmic's legs lead to heaven. Lol or hell "

They lead to heaven and then give all the lucky fabsters a Hell of a ride...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Hardy is a softy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy is a softy... "
kim is really wild

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hardy has a softy... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it. . My secret is out lol. ...

so hard to hide a bicycle pump in your clutch

lotta do you need my pump to inflate your banaba? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's it. . My secret is out lol. ...

so hard to hide a bicycle pump in your clutch

lotta do you need my pump to inflate your banaba? ? "

it tends to self inflate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm... so lotta is really a Nun with a bent banaba. .... Who knew eh! ! downgirls ass is real

Hardy is actually wearing a black bra in that profile pic he has hoisted it up abit lol........ "

Hahaha cracker, looks like some black panties on in the pic too, you wear them well Hardyboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm... so lotta is really a Nun with a bent banaba. .... Who knew eh! ! downgirls ass is real

Hardy is actually wearing a black bra in that profile pic he has hoisted it up abit lol........

Hahaha cracker, looks like some black panties on in the pic too, you wear them well Hardyboy "

Lol...the thought crossed my mind but thought that would be pushing my luck.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red is actually pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

redhott has a blowup version of hal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm... so lotta is really a Nun with a bent banaba. .... Who knew eh! ! downgirls ass is real

Hardy is actually wearing a black bra in that profile pic he has hoisted it up abit lol........

Hahaha cracker, looks like some black panties on in the pic too, you wear them well Hardyboy "
lol you leave my black panties alone girl

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Orgasmic panthers...have never reached organism.....cause they like to get it over fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"redhott has a blowup version of hal.... "

Haha yes I do, and my fave part is when I use my mouth to blow him....up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_avie t. ...keeps an ugly stick in their cupboard and hits all the goodlooking local passers by...

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"Lotta was seen lurking at the back of the One Direction gig wearing a 'I Howie' T-Shirt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"redhott has a blowup version of hal....

Haha yes I do, and my fave part is when I use my mouth to blow him....up "

Haha...very good...i bet its HARD to tell the difference...no pun intended...

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"_avie t. ...keeps an ugly stick in their cupboard and hits all the goodlooking local passers by... "

But only to render them more docile.....and compliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"redhott has a blowup version of hal....

Haha yes I do, and my fave part is when I use my mouth to blow him....up

Haha...very good...i bet its HARD to tell the difference...no pun intended... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid "

Mrs L....snook up to banterville and nicked one of my body stockings....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"_avie t. ...keeps an ugly stick in their cupboard and hits all the goodlooking local passers by...

But only to render them more docile.....and compliant"

Lol...thats a great idea....

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid

Mrs L....snook up to banterville and nicked one of my body stockings.... "

Your body stocking wouldn't even go over my thigh

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Orgasmic panthers are extremly camera shy!

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Longbow......is really a serial adulterer whose wife knows nothing about his shanagins....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid

Mrs L....snook up to banterville and nicked one of my body stockings....

Your body stocking wouldn't even go over my thigh "

Mr L ive told you a million times you are not trying on my bodystocking...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid

Mrs L....snook up to banterville and nicked one of my body stockings....

Your body stocking wouldn't even go over my thigh

Mr L ive told you a million times you are not trying on my bodystocking... "

He'll come on later wondering what the hell I've been up to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really a TV

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Kitty14 want to try out their perversions on here......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im really a TV "
ya got hd and sky box office for tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid

Mrs L....snook up to banterville and nicked one of my body stockings....

Your body stocking wouldn't even go over my thigh

Mr L ive told you a million times you are not trying on my bodystocking...

He'll come on later wondering what the hell I've been up to lol"

hehe...mr p will start a few rumours later when he see's this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitty14...drink shots from peoples?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kearnsys towel once came to life and sucked his willy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"kearnsys towel once came to life and sucked his willy.... "
it got wet afterwards

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Kearnsys towel is not really a towel.....but a comfort blanket doubleing as a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kearnsys towel is not really a towel.....but a comfort blanket doubleing as a towel"

Ooooooooh... lol...

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Davie t uses tinsel for bondage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash uses hash while Dave's at a rave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kearnsys towel is not really a towel.....but a comfort blanket doubleing as a towel"
its an under cover sheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotta likes his bananas

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid

Mrs L....snook up to banterville and nicked one of my body stockings....

Your body stocking wouldn't even go over my thigh

Mr L ive told you a million times you are not trying on my bodystocking... "

aww go on you know you want to see me with my balls hanging out of the crotch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Longbow is a HUGE Peter Andre fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social bell has a ding but no dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Social bell has a ding but no dong "
sofia even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs L pours pints over semi clad men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kearnsy is actually a single female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs L pours pints over semi clad men"

Must remember to stay as fully clad as I can when there's pints about

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Lotta secretly loves to fuck sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lotta secretly loves to fuck sheep "

I heard that wasn't a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kearnsy is actually a single female "
I've been called worse!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Lotta secretly loves to fuck sheep

I heard that wasn't a secret "

Haha he's always baaaaa'in at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs L pours pints over semi clad men

Must remember to stay as fully clad as I can when there's pints about "

ah fuck it, i'm turning up in my profile pic attire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sofia has a secondary fab acc, under the username Misswhipyoublacknblue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hardy tried it on with Mr Laid

Mrs L....snook up to banterville and nicked one of my body stockings....

Your body stocking wouldn't even go over my thigh

Mr L ive told you a million times you are not trying on my bodystocking...

aww go on you know you want to see me with my balls hanging out of the crotch "

Ok ill bring one of my bestest crothless numbers to newry...and you can show your fruit package.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs L pours pints over semi clad men

Must remember to stay as fully clad as I can when there's pints about

ah fuck it, i'm turning up in my profile pic attire "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta secretly loves to fuck sheep

I heard that wasn't a secret

Haha he's always baaaaa'in at me "

Ash, i've told you many times, stop projecting your love of your wooly friends onto me

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Ash and Dave are two male children of Mr and Mrs Kodak who are useing fab to hoodwink young females into joining them and being their plaything

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Lotta secretly loves to fuck sheep

I heard that wasn't a secret

Haha he's always baaaaa'in at me

Ash, i've told you many times, stop projecting your love of your wooly friends onto me "
haha ur always askin me to get a sheep outfit so u can wool me haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Ash and Dave are two male children of Mr and Mrs Kodak who are useing fab to hoodwink young females into joining them and being their plaything"
hahaha that made me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lotta secretly loves to fuck sheep

I heard that wasn't a secret

Haha he's always baaaaa'in at me

Ash, i've told you many times, stop projecting your love of your wooly friends onto me haha ur always askin me to get a sheep outfit so u can wool me haha"

and the vivid imagination award goes to.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofia....has a such a huge wand collection the vibrations have made her neighbours move out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sofia....has a such a huge wand collection the vibrations have made her neighbours move out.... "

Just the one neighbour has moved out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs pink secretly hates the colour pink

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Mr and Mrs Panther used to be in the circus. Mr P was a trapeze artist whilst Mrs P tamed the lions...

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron


"Longbow......is really a serial adulterer whose wife knows nothing about his shanagins...."

This might be true. So many wives I lose track..

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

enda kenny is a natural born leader , full of charisma and highly intelligent and will turn the economoy around by this day next week. he is also a swinger.....ooops meant a minger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/05/14 17:51:25]

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Sofia bell has a glass eye and she flings it about......but it's worth while catching it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs pink secretly hates the colour pink"

Sofia Bell had an orgy in a Jacuzzi with 7 dwarves and dopey got his dick stuck in one of the jets...

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Tippcpl never leave the house without 2 pairs of knickers, 3 coats and a ski mask unless they are meeting one of their several single men friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longbow once auditioned for the chippendales only thing was he was told he could only join the chipmunks( Mr P )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Davie wants to run away to Vegas to live on the strip and be a star in one of the burlesque shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duffer once travelled across Spain trading sexual favours for the sheer hell of it until he had a dodgy encounter with a dwarf that had previously got his dick stuck in a jet in a Jacuzzi

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"Mrs Davie wants to run away to Vegas to live on the strip and be a star in one of the burlesque shows"

Am I not allowed my dreams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Duffer once travelled across Spain trading sexual favours for the sheer hell of it until he had a dodgy encounter with a dwarf that had previously got his dick stuck in a jet in a Jacuzzi "

Feck I wish, that sounds like good fun

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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village


"I guess its a compliment that many seem to think i have a banana/cucumber or other assorted items stashed in my shorts buts folks theres no room for that stuff, my penis fills them "

i have heard not only does it look like a banana ....but it tastes like one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sofia....has a such a huge wand collection the vibrations have made her neighbours move out.... "

I heard the street collapsed and it was in the front page of the banterville news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole lotta love uses Liffey water to make his coffee

Make sure you ask for cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotta stands on street corners dressed as shirley temple(Mr P).... he made £6.05p the other night ..I asked him who gave him the 5p.. he replied all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all out there now lol. .. Just got a pm from a guy asking if I was really a flat chested girl with no ass or a boy !??

That's it my cover is blown lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DownGirl had a dream the other night she was still a virgin(Mr P)

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over a year ago


"Mrs pink secretly hates the colour pink

Sofia Bell had an orgy in a Jacuzzi with 7 dwarves and dopey got his dick stuck in one of the jets..."

seems it was actually his toe in the tap

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over a year ago

A woman surpassed Mr P's weightlifting ability

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over a year ago


"Whole lotta love uses Liffey water to make his coffee

Make sure you ask for cream"

mysteriousguy is actually a well known Irish man

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over a year ago


"I guess its a compliment that many seem to think i have a banana/cucumber or other assorted items stashed in my shorts buts folks theres no room for that stuff, my penis fills them

i have heard not only does it look like a banana ....but it tastes like one too"

another rumour i can't confirm but happy to circulate

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over a year ago


"Whole lotta love uses Liffey water to make his coffee

Make sure you ask for cream

mysteriousguy is actually a well known Irish man"

Shh! Nobody is supposed to recognise me from the tidy towns advert.

Last time I whisper sweet nothings in your ear

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over a year ago


"A woman surpassed Mr P's weightlifting ability "

Lotta if I had your one ball I could lift more

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over a year ago


"Whole lotta love uses Liffey water to make his coffee

Make sure you ask for cream

mysteriousguy is actually a well known Irish man

Shh! Nobody is supposed to recognise me from the tidy towns advert.

Last time I whisper sweet nothings in your ear "

you coulda warned me it was true.....

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over a year ago

I heard mattress tester was actually a fun guy called knicker soaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs pink secretly hates the colour pink

Sofia Bell had an orgy in a Jacuzzi with 7 dwarves and dopey got his dick stuck in one of the jets...

seems it was actually his toe in the tap "

Apparently it's the new fetish craze, everyone's trying, but that could just be rumour

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over a year ago

Lotta once kissed a boy and he liked it his cherry lips

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over a year ago


"Whole lotta love uses Liffey water to make his coffee

Make sure you ask for cream

mysteriousguy is actually a well known Irish man

Shh! Nobody is supposed to recognise me from the tidy towns advert.

Last time I whisper sweet nothings in your ear

you coulda warned me it was true..... "
doesnt matter now that I have been outed. I feel like 1Dimension in Peru

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over a year ago


"A woman surpassed Mr P's weightlifting ability

Lotta if I had your one ball I could lift more "

Mr P i know you desire the contents of my sack, its bern evident since you served me tea in your hgood lady's body stocking but why stop at one, have both

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over a year ago


"A woman surpassed Mr P's weightlifting ability

Lotta if I had your one ball I could lift more

Mr P i know you desire the contents of my sack, its bern evident since you served me tea in your hgood lady's body stocking but why stop at one, have both "

your just jealous as you wanted to wear it

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over a year ago

Orgasmic panthers have a hump on their patio caused by burying the bodies of those that leave a bad veri

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over a year ago


"Whole lotta love uses Liffey water to make his coffee

Make sure you ask for cream

mysteriousguy is actually a well known Irish man

Shh! Nobody is supposed to recognise me from the tidy towns advert.

Last time I whisper sweet nothings in your ear

you coulda warned me it was true..... doesnt matter now that I have been outed. I feel like 1Dimension in Peru "

its ok, i'll still never tell you fathered Harry

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over a year ago

Duffers toe has a secret alter ego. ..and has been known to leave his tap and seek out other toes in shady places lol

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over a year ago


"Duffers toe has a secret alter ego. ..and has been known to leave his tap and seek out other toes in shady places lol "

Those shady places being the front of his trainers

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over a year ago


"A woman surpassed Mr P's weightlifting ability

Lotta if I had your one ball I could lift more

Mr P i know you desire the contents of my sack, its bern evident since you served me tea in your hgood lady's body stocking but why stop at one, have both

your just jealous as you wanted Mrs P to wear it"

i just thought it'd suit her better is all

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over a year ago

Down girl is actually the Uptown girl

She's been living in her uptown world

I bet she never had a backstreet guy

I bet her mama never told her why

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over a year ago

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"Mr and Mrs Panther used to be in the circus. Mr P was a trapeze artist whilst Mrs P tamed the lions..."

That's actually believable! Mr P in Lycra, Mrs P with a whip...

Mrs L

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over a year ago

DownGirl doesn't live in Banter ville, she actually live in Letshaveajollygoodjestville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard kearnsy was a fight fan..His weapon is a face cloth

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over a year ago

Duffer has a fetish for polish plumbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a new superhero in banterville

banaba man

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over a year ago

Duffers toe got a new job... As a bath plug

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over a year ago


"I heard kearnsy was a fight fan..His weapon is a face cloth "
and ice a serious 'cumback' for this post but I say u can guess it down girl.

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over a year ago

kearsney has 3 testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down girl ran away to Alaska to become an ice road trucker but went during the summer months so she wouldn't feel the cold

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over a year ago


"kearsney has 3 testicles "
this a good thing or a bad one?

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over a year ago


"kearsney has 3 testicles this a good thing or a bad one? "

well just think about all the extra cum u will have

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over a year ago

Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

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over a year ago


"kearsney has 3 testicles this a good thing or a bad one?

well just think about all the extra cum u will have "
I'll have three times the pain aswell after getting hit in the balls during a match

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over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on "

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven

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over a year ago


"kearsney has 3 testicles this a good thing or a bad one? "

Kearnseys nickname in Russian is 'whodyounickabollockoff'

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over a year ago


"There is a new superhero in banterville

banaba man "

That's no rumour but sssshhh, we shouldn't reveal his secret identity

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over a year ago


"There is a new superhero in banterville

banaba man

That's no rumour but sssshhh, we shouldn't reveal his secret identity "

Oh ok we won't say Eric

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over a year ago


"kearsney has 3 testicles this a good thing or a bad one?

Kearnseys nickname in Russian is 'whodyounickabollockoff' "

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over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven "
your baking buns? Need help with putting cream on them?

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over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven your baking buns? Need help with putting cream on them? "

yes i have 3 in the oven,fancy tht,u can cream them when they cool dwn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99% of the rumours started on fab are mostly true

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over a year ago


"kearsney has 3 testicles this a good thing or a bad one?

Kearnseys nickname in Russian is 'whodyounickabollockoff' "

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over a year ago


"Down girl ran away to Alaska to become an ice road trucker but went during the summer months so she wouldn't feel the cold"

I would answer but I'm so far away....and it's so cold

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over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven your baking buns? Need help with putting cream on them?

yes i have 3 in the oven,fancy tht,u can cream them when they cool dwn "
haha one for each ball?

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over a year ago

I hear kearnsey is looking for a bigger face cloth.... One with a banaba on it

Ps love ya really Mr k lol

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over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven your baking buns? Need help with putting cream on them?

yes i have 3 in the oven,fancy tht,u can cream them when they cool dwn haha one for each ball? "

yes il,ve have 3 sticky buns and u will have 3 sticky balls

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over a year ago


"I hear kearnsey is looking for a bigger face cloth.... One with a banaba on it

Ps love ya really Mr k lol "
I'm fine with my towel downgirl

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over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven your baking buns? Need help with putting cream on them?

yes i have 3 in the oven,fancy tht,u can cream them when they cool dwn haha one for each ball?

yes il,ve have 3 sticky buns and u will have 3 sticky balls "
and four sticky towels for cleaning up my mess

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over a year ago


"Orgasmic panthers have a hump on their patio caused by burying the bodies of those that leave a bad veri"

cheeky lol...i know imagine getting told how bad we are in bed....terrible....

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over a year ago


"Sofia....has a such a huge wand collection the vibrations have made her neighbours move out....

Just the one neighbour has moved out! "

lol...think a few maybe as we forgot to close your living room window that night....

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over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven your baking buns? Need help with putting cream on them?

yes i have 3 in the oven,fancy tht,u can cream them when they cool dwn haha one for each ball?

yes il,ve have 3 sticky buns and u will have 3 sticky balls and four sticky towels for cleaning up my mess "

i can help too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classy lady likes looking in the oven with just her thong on

well it does get hot in the kitchen u know,especially with my buns in the oven your baking buns? Need help with putting cream on them?

yes i have 3 in the oven,fancy tht,u can cream them when they cool dwn haha one for each ball?

yes il,ve have 3 sticky buns and u will have 3 sticky balls and four sticky towels for cleaning up my mess

i can help too "
need a hand alright

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over a year ago


"Mr and Mrs Panther used to be in the circus. Mr P was a trapeze artist whilst Mrs P tamed the lions...

That's actually believable! Mr P in Lycra, Mrs P with a whip...

Mrs L"

Oooh i think we may just have to try that on sat night....mmmmm...whiciiiiiisssshhhh....

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over a year ago


"Sofia....has a such a huge wand collection the vibrations have made her neighbours move out....

Just the one neighbour has moved out!

lol...think a few maybe as we forgot to close your living room window that night.... "

no sensible neighbour would leave

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over a year ago


"Sofia....has a such a huge wand collection the vibrations have made her neighbours move out....

Just the one neighbour has moved out!

lol...think a few maybe as we forgot to close your living room window that night....

no sensible neighbour would leave "

Id ask to join in...no fear of that on my kranch street....lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking thread lotta lol...loves it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cracking thread lotta lol...loves it!!! "

Yep. .. Good one banaba man

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over a year ago


"Mr and Mrs Panther used to be in the circus. Mr P was a trapeze artist whilst Mrs P tamed the lions...

That's actually believable! Mr P in Lycra, Mrs P with a whip...

Mrs L

Oooh i think we may just have to try that on sat night....mmmmm...whiciiiiiisssshhhh.... "

mmmm so mrs pink is very good with pussies ... But Mr panther. .. Pink lycra I presume lol??!

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over a year ago


"Cracking thread lotta lol...loves it!!!

Yep. .. Good one banaba man "

mods can i get a yellow cape emoticon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

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over a year ago


"Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

"

white or black cape?

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over a year ago


"Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

white or black cape? "

Black. . Way more sexy! !

Ps ..omg there is a banana man on the local updates! !!!!

Go get im. .banaba man

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over a year ago


"Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

white or black cape?

Black. . Way more sexy! !

Ps ..omg there is a banana man on the local updates! !!!!

Go get im. .banaba man "

this may require a phonebox to change in or a new profile pic

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over a year ago


"Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

white or black cape?

Black. . Way more sexy! !

Ps ..omg there is a banana man on the local updates! !!!!

Go get im. .banaba man

this may require a phonebox to change in or a new profile pic

"
.. Might need more than that. ... He is doing push ups with his banaba! !

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over a year ago


"Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

white or black cape?

Black. . Way more sexy! !

Ps ..omg there is a banana man on the local updates! !!!!

Go get im. .banaba man

this may require a phonebox to change in or a new profile pic

"

There on round the corner from me

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over a year ago


"Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

white or black cape?

Black. . Way more sexy! !

Ps ..omg there is a banana man on the local updates! !!!!

Go get im. .banaba man

this may require a phonebox to change in or a new profile pic

There on round the corner from me "

you won't miss it. .. There is a very large Bath close by lol

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over a year ago


"Mr and Mrs Panther used to be in the circus. Mr P was a trapeze artist whilst Mrs P tamed the lions...

That's actually believable! Mr P in Lycra, Mrs P with a whip...

Mrs L"

shhhhh Mrs L or you wont get anymore second-hand bodystocking from me Mr P

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over a year ago


"Ahhh sure you wouldn't be able to see the banaba against the yellow lol! !!

white or black cape?

Black. . Way more sexy! !

Ps ..omg there is a banana man on the local updates! !!!!

Go get im. .banaba man

this may require a phonebox to change in or a new profile pic

.. Might need more than that. ... He is doing push ups with his banaba! ! "

i'll hit him with the phonebox then change my pic

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