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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In a recent message I was called a giddy brat with brains! Don't know whether to take it as a compliment or insult? What's your best or worst compliment/insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After politely declining someone's advances recently I was asked, " why are you even on here? It must be for the money is it?"

How clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bein told they love my rough look. Dunno if its a compliment or insult

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

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"After politely declining someone's advances recently I was asked, " why are you even on here? It must be for the money is it?"

How clever! "

A muppets don't mind him

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

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A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case "

I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to my profile pic I don't have any weird hair growth on my chest... Just a shadow..

Some guy also offered to wank over my chest and rub his cum into my hair... I declined BTW

F*cking crazy people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And u turned down 500 brick?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case

I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab "

well it save u on the washing detergents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case

I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab "

It's my monthly change over at the end of may, do you think I'll be onto a winner??

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By *oci1Couple
over a year ago

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"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case

I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab "

Haha your headcase is dirtier than ours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After politely declining someone's advances recently I was asked, " why are you even on here? It must be for the money is it?"

How clever!

A muppets don't mind him "

Ok ill give you 50 cents?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case

I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab

It's my monthly change over at the end of may, do you think I'll be onto a winner?? "

You just might be. Announce that on your status and see if you get any bites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case

I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab

Haha your headcase is dirtier than ours "

Not dirtier, possibly just skint lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case

I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab

It's my monthly change over at the end of may, do you think I'll be onto a winner??

You just might be. Announce that on your status and see if you get any bites. "

Good call, here's hoping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my mother's 60th a few years back, I said hello to a really cute neighbour.. Would love to!! anyway later on that night she says to my brother where is your brother and he says he's there and she goes that's him?? me.. oh I didn't recognise him.. he looks so old

my ex had dressed me ie picked out my clothes for the party.. Never felt comfortable in them and when I looked in the mirror.. I did look old.. I burnt the clothes and swore never to dress like that again...

still hurts especially as she is so beautiful and we know each other for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At my mother's 60th a few years back, I said hello to a really cute neighbour.. Would love to!! anyway later on that night she says to my brother where is your brother and he says he's there and she goes that's him?? me.. oh I didn't recognise him.. he looks so old

my ex had dressed me ie picked out my clothes for the party.. Never felt comfortable in them and when I looked in the mirror.. I did look old.. I burnt the clothes and swore never to dress like that again...

still hurts especially as she is so beautiful and we know each other for years "

That's not really an insult/compliment, more being stupid enough to let someone else dress you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" That's not really an insult/compliment, more being stupid enough to let someone else dress you lol"

True lol The one and only time... I'm curling back into my fetal position to cry some more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" That's not really an insult/compliment, more being stupid enough to let someone else dress you lol

True lol The one and only time... I'm curling back into my fetal position to cry some more "

Lesson learnt no harm done, another lesson, ladies don't like men in the fetal position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lesson learnt no harm done, another lesson, ladies don't like men in the fetal position "

Who cares, I'm too old now anyway haha haha no actually fuck that, I'm gonna have a wank and go to sleep instead.. college in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lesson learnt no harm done, another lesson, ladies don't like men in the fetal position

Who cares, I'm too old now anyway haha haha no actually fuck that, I'm gonna have a wank and go to sleep instead.. college in the morning "

Go for your life bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told a few times now i'm better lookin in person, i take a crap pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at a M&G and talking to someone and they said (in not a very nice tone)

"isn't it amazing how you see someone on cam for ages, and they're not at all what you expected in real life"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one i always see on veris is ' their pics dont do them justice' lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been told a few times now i'm better lookin in person, i take a crap pic "

I get this too.......don't ask for a pic then and you'll be just as surprised

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

I said I was not interested to a guy last night and he called me " a fucking queer".

Downright odd perhaps, peculiar maybe and definately strange but it was him that wanted to suck MY cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I said I was not interested to a guy last night and he called me " a fucking queer".

Downright odd perhaps, peculiar maybe and definately strange but it was him that wanted to suck MY cock!"

Lol now that's a brat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been told a few times now i'm better lookin in person, i take a crap pic

I get this too.......don't ask for a pic then and you'll be just as surprised "

its either an insult to your camera wielding skills or a compliment of some sort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been told a few times now i'm better lookin in person, i take a crap pic

I get this too.......don't ask for a pic then and you'll be just as surprised

its either an insult to your camera wielding skills or a compliment of some sort "

Water of a ducks back, I know I'm excellent at holding a camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got a text from a unverified female on here for 8 months as a male slut !! I'm smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told several times..... You have such a cute face it's a pity about your body!!!!!!!

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I used to get, ooh I love the larger ladies. I didn't take that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a mail from a guy a while ago saying 'wow your look hot for a pregnant lady'....lol...need to suck that belly in some more!

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I got a mail from a guy a while ago saying 'wow your look hot for a pregnant lady'....lol...need to suck that belly in some more! "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh, I can lose weight if I wanted to, he had a face that would stop traffic, he's stuck with that the poor unfortunate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made me laugh, I can lose weight if I wanted to, he had a face that would stop traffic, he's stuck with that the poor unfortunate "
lol is that why the m50 is at a standstill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told that I'm old enough but too hot to be his mother... that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im often told Im in great shape for my age........

But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........

But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol"

Think you are in great shape for any age!! And that's a genuine compliment...,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........

But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol"

Feck that, great shape for any age

Guy deserves a kick in the ____ ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been told im dirty looking.....haha not clean wise....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been told im dirty looking.....haha not clean wise.... "

Dirty is good Mrs P

But filthy is bad

I suppose it all just depends on the context its in

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome...

Then is Handsome a compliment or an insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........

But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol

Think you are in great shape for any age!! And that's a genuine compliment..., "

Thank you Kazz....and may I return the compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........

But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol

Feck that, great shape for any age

Guy deserves a kick in the ____ ....

"

lol Gaz.....they mean well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome...

Then is Handsome a compliment or an insult?

"

Probably depends on who's hand

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

When we first joined the site 4 years ago I was 3 st heavier and was called a fat sow by a local cpl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told. .."You luk hot 4 n aul doll "

Closely followed by" I'd fuk ya lik.... wan my kok ?"

Ahhhh such literacy. .. confidence and enthusiasm

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I was told. .."You luk hot 4 n aul doll "

Closely followed by" I'd fuk ya lik.... wan my kok ?"

Ahhhh such literacy. .. confidence and enthusiasm "

I'm laughing so much at this! in fairness you are pretty hot for an older lady so at least he was correct if not somewhat badly spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was called "saggy arse" by sum ugly guy and sum other guy tht was 21 told me i shud be lucky to get an offer of sex of a young guy as i was old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told. .."You luk hot 4 n aul doll "

Closely followed by" I'd fuk ya lik.... wan my kok ?"

Ahhhh such literacy. .. confidence and enthusiasm "

bet that swept you off your feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was called "saggy arse" by sum ugly guy and sum other guy tht was 21 told me i shud be lucky to get an offer of sex of a young guy as i was old "

Just had to check out your saggy arse there, hope you don't mind, have to say I've seen saggier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was called "saggy arse" by sum ugly guy and sum other guy tht was 21 told me i shud be lucky to get an offer of sex of a young guy as i was old

Just had to check out your saggy arse there, hope you don't mind, have to say I've seen saggier "

are u saying ive a saggy arse then?cheek of u!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I need a closer inspection as I can't really see any sags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I need a closer inspection as I can't really see any sags "

thts a better answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been told im dirty looking.....haha not clean wise....

Dirty is good Mrs P

But filthy is bad

I suppose it all just depends on the context its in "

I look like id be a right dirty girl in bed...that kind of look about me...and no im not cheap looking haha....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I need a closer inspection as I can't really see any sags

thts a better answer "

I never said it was saggy, the ugly guy did and like everything else I prefer to make my own judgement.

So can I

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