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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...

If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a woman's job. (Mr.g)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...

If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours??????? "

Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...

pink...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Well my ex god LOVE him.

would not do washing = I can't use the machine.

Make the bed= what's the point we get in it again.

Shopping = you know what to get.

Hense he's my ex.

shame he has gone now; I can't find the remote control. Cause before it was glued to his hand.

Also quote why do men say.

If they do the remote of good kindness and do something without being asked say. 'I did that for you"

Errr hello pal you fucking live here too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a woman's job. (Mr.g)"

Its a womans job to suck lick and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a woman's job. (Mr.g)

Its a womans job to suck lick and fuck "

That as well obviously lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my ex god LOVE him.

would not do washing = I can't use the machine.

Make the bed= what's the point we get in it again.

Shopping = you know what to get.

Hense he's my ex.

shame he has gone now; I can't find the remote control. Cause before it was glued to his hand.

Also quote why do men say.

If they do the remote of good kindness and do something without being asked say. 'I did that for you"

Errr hello pal you fucking live here too. "

Lol..every word of that was true...mr says "oh didnt i put the bin put for you today" and im like errm no you put it out as you live here tooooo. ...

pink....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to men, I hate cleaning too

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"To be fair to men, I hate cleaning too "
I think most women do to sofia.

It just has to be done. .and sometimes its easier to do it yourself then hearing.

'YEAH I do that tomorrow. !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair to men, I hate cleaning too "

To be fair to the missus she can sleep all day and do it in the early hours before breakfast Mr P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair to men, I hate cleaning too I think most women do to sofia.

It just has to be done. .and sometimes its easier to do it yourself then hearing.

'YEAH I do that tomorrow. !!!!!! "

Tomorrow never comes lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"To be fair to men, I hate cleaning too I think most women do to sofia.

It just has to be done. .and sometimes its easier to do it yourself then hearing.

'YEAH I do that tomorrow. !!!!!!

Tomorrow never comes lol "
exactly

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I built it u clean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr69: standard line, 'I will do it...if you want it done now you do it.'

It's just circles girls, big & small circles.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If u really loved me ud do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr. Sluts usual excuse is that no matter how good a job he does, it isn't to the standard I expect so he's better off leaving it for me to do as I'll end up doing it regardless so it's done right. Sadly he knows me too well as thats what tends to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr. Sluts usual excuse is that no matter how good a job he does, it isn't to the standard I expect so he's better off leaving it for me to do as I'll end up doing it regardless so it's done right. Sadly he knows me too well as thats what tends to happen "

I agree with that hope mrs pink reads that.

Mr P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol what about show me again there how you do the ironing cos you always do it perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to do all my own chores.. from ironing to cleaning to fixing the car etc etc. Feck a women to do 90% of them would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol what about show me again there how you do the ironing cos you always do it perfectly "

famous last words. .. Now I pay to get it done. .. By that I mean. . He does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol what about show me again there how you do the ironing cos you always do it perfectly "

lol... mr p you do it so much better than me..the ironing that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to do all my own chores.. from ironing to cleaning to fixing the car etc etc. Feck a women to do 90% of them would be a bonus "

Not the best chat up line out there...cumon youve pulled now get back to mine and get that housework done lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...

If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????

Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...

pink... "
im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...

If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????

Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...

pink... im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x "

Its the only way...its all in their pants bribery is the only option!! lols...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...

If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????

Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...

pink... im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x

Its the only way...its all in their pants bribery is the only option!! lols... "
thank god for it best tool to have when we need smething dne lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...

If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????

Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...

pink... im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x

Its the only way...its all in their pants bribery is the only option!! lols... thank god for it best tool to have when we need smething dne lol x"

It soooo is how i loooove being a woman.....

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By *umpsuitCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Now,Mrs Ocean, I happen to know Mr Ocean is a dab hand in the kitchen.xxxxxMrs J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark has a OCD thing with cleaning, so win win for me,however I did get an excuse about him having a tooth ache when I got him to like the seat Roxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now,Mrs Ocean, I happen to know Mr Ocean is a dab hand in the kitchen.xxxxxMrs J"
lol very true but anything else i have to use no sex for a week ban lol he smiling here agreeing wit me lol x mrs ocean

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By *umpsuitCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Lol, don't be too hard on him.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, don't be too hard on him.??"
if he gets t chours dne i be very gud to him lol x

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