FabSwingers.com forum: cheesy chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on peeps we've all used/heard em so......

"alright babe do you like fruit...cause me cocks a peach"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often

(That's a golden oldie

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Get ya coat you have pulled.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Remember my name cause u be screaming it out later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning.... fertilised??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket cos you got FINE written all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't no Fred flinstone but I sure will make ur bedrock!!

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Your eyes are fully dilated , does that mean you like what you see .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be tired cause you've been running true my mind all day

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

That top will look great on my bedroom floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wanna go halves on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna go halves on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick just died can I bury it in you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad must have been a baker, cause those are the best baps i've seen

you must be tired....you've been runnin through my mind all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dick just died can I bury it in you? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell. ... From heaven..yaaaawn..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have amazing ankles I'd love to wear them as earnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick a number between 1 and 10 "

Any answer

"You lost you now have to take your clothes off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u must have fell frm heaven cos yur face is a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a liar, because i just can't believe my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must be a liar, because i just can't believe my eyes"

haha i like tht one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you care for some Wensleydale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you care for some Wensleydale?"

dont get thtn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you care for some Wensleydale?

dont get thtn

wensleydale is a variety of cheese

it made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my phone, can I have your number

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

"Would you care for some Wensleydale?

dont get thtn

wensleydale is a variety of cheese

it made me giggle"

It's also from Wallace & Gromit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you care for some Wensleydale?

dont get thtn

wensleydale is a variety of cheese

it made me giggle"

oh i see lol,im not a big cheese fan at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you care for some Wensleydale?

dont get thtn

wensleydale is a variety of cheese

it made me giggle

oh i see lol,im not a big cheese fan at all

In that case, would you care for some Wensleydale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you care for some Wensleydale?

dont get thtn

wensleydale is a variety of cheese

it made me giggle

oh i see lol,im not a big cheese fan at all

In that case, would you care for some Wensleydale?

yes i wud if its cock flavoured lol

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Nice rack .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you care for some Wensleydale?

dont get thtn

wensleydale is a variety of cheese

it made me giggle

oh i see lol,im not a big cheese fan at all

In that case, would you care for some Wensleydale?

yes i wud if its cock flavoured lol

Forget the cheesy chat up lines. Suck my cock flavoured cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, i'm woody....but you can call me anytime!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm training to be a taxidermist..

Can I practice stuffing your pussy ??

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By *edrockcoupleCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Wriggle your index finger and when they call over say i knew if I fingered you enough you'd come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only reason I'd kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are u a chicken farmer......coz u can raise my cock anyday.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have pet insurance cover, as you have one pussy I would like to take home and batter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are u a chicken farmer......coz u can raise my cock anyday.......

really Mr laugh! !

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

How do u fancy being burried with my people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was your parents terrorists ?....

coz you are the bomb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was your parents terrorists ?....

coz you are the bomb!

Boom!

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