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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any great tips to share for making running a busy house all that much easier??

Like using for the toilet...pour a few cups in and leave and hey presto its gleaming...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Love this!

Use your old scent sachets in your Hoover

Mrs L

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love this!

Use your old scent sachets in your Hoover

Mrs L "

Great will try it...another good one is using fabric conditioner on a cloth and wiping down your radiators then when the heating goes on all lovely and fresh mmmm...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Love this!

Use your old scent sachets in your Hoover

Mrs L

Great will try it...another good one is using fabric conditioner on a cloth and wiping down your radiators then when the heating goes on all lovely and fresh mmmm...

Ooh that is a good one!

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Don't have kids, or a husband... ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn your underwear inside out to get another day out of them. Saves on the washing

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Turn your underwear inside out to get another day out of them. Saves on the washing

So we all know not to meet u lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have kids, or a husband... ????"

Awk longbow..what would life be like without a little madness getting under our feet lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn your underwear inside out to get another day out of them. Saves on the washing

So we all know not to meet u lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn your underwear inside out to get another day out of them. Saves on the washing

So we all know not to meet u lol

pmsl....not quite the tips i was looking for lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn your underwear inside out to get another day out of them. Saves on the washing

So we all know not to meet u lol

pmsl....not quite the tips i was looking for lol...

I was going to suggest doing it with your condoms but thought that was a step to far lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn your underwear inside out to get another day out of them. Saves on the washing

So we all know not to meet u lol

pmsl....not quite the tips i was looking for lol...

I was going to suggest doing it with your condoms but thought that was a step to far lol"

ooh good god not the first time ive heard that think its being environmental friendly...recycling and all that lol...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

dont eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont eat yellow snow"

Ewwwwwwww lol...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont eat yellow snow

Ewwwwwwww lol...lol...

Sorry think I lowered the tone of your respectable thread

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Any great tips to share for making running a busy house all that much easier??

Like using for the toilet...pour a few cups in and leave and hey presto its gleaming...

What a waste of - just snort it and you could clean all night no problem !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont eat yellow snow

Ewwwwwwww lol...lol...

Sorry think I lowered the tone of your respectable thread

lol...well used to it all good fun..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any great tips to share for making running a busy house all that much easier??

Like using for the toilet...pour a few cups in and leave and hey presto its gleaming...

What a waste of - just snort it and you could clean all night no problem !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of inner toilet roll tubes,held together with sticky back tape,makes a very handy pretend pair of binoculars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay for a cleaner

A gardener

And someone to do the ironing

Leaves a lot of time to have fun

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Pay for a cleaner

A gardener

And someone to do the ironing

Leaves a lot of time to have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do gardens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A couple of inner toilet roll tubes,held together with sticky back tape,makes a very handy pretend pair of binoculars."

It sure does...haha...my kids will love that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pay for a cleaner

A gardener

And someone to do the ironing

Leaves a lot of time to have fun

Ooh if i had loads of money i would lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do gardens.

Lady gardens lol..

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Any great tips to share for making running a busy house all that much easier??

Like using for the toilet...pour a few cups in and leave and hey presto its gleaming...

Covet your neighbours wife.....job done

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"I do gardens.

Lady gardens lol..

Some strimmer needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If peeling lots of spuds.....don't

Put them whole into a pot of water, quickly bring to boil and now take them out and put in a bowl if iced water till able to handle. Now slide hands from the middle outwards on the spud and hey presto the whole jacket comes off in one go.....no pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any great tips to share for making running a busy house all that much easier??

Like using for the toilet...pour a few cups in and leave and hey presto its gleaming...

hairspray removes crayon marks frm yur walls

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"If peeling lots of spuds.....don't

That's woman stuff.....next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If peeling lots of spuds.....don't

Great...finally some sense lol...hate blooming peeling spuds...fab tip...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any great tips to share for making running a busy house all that much easier??

Like using for the toilet...pour a few cups in and leave and hey presto its gleaming...

hairspray removes crayon marks frm yur walls"

Good one...mayo is great for getting stickers off...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

when skinning rabbits its best to chop off the head and cut the skin down its spine then just pull it inside out and chop off the feet nice snd easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pay for a cleaner

A gardener

And someone to do the ironing

Leaves a lot of time to have fun

now that would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when skinning rabbits its best to chop off the head and cut the skin down its spine then just pull it inside out and chop off the feet nice snd easy

Eeeeekkk....

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"when skinning rabbits its best to chop off the head and cut the skin down its spine then just pull it inside out and chop off the feet nice snd easy

Eeeeekkk....

lol I could tell u a few more but that was the least disturbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of inner toilet roll tubes,held together with sticky back tape,makes a very handy pretend pair of binoculars."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when skinning rabbits its best to chop off the head and cut the skin down its spine then just pull it inside out and chop off the feet nice snd easy

Eeeeekkk....

lol I could tell u a few more but that was the least disturbing

oooh noooo...

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Get rid of rust with tin foil and water . Grandsons bike had a bit of rust on the chrome suspension forks , rub gently with the foil . Hey presto it's gone and no scratches. Buff dry , then oil or wax to prevent any more rust .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste gets rid of biro stains.

Use sellotape to get tissue off clothes which have been accidently washed together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put tomatoes in boiling water for a minute to get the skins off easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get rid of rust with tin foil and water . Grandsons bike had a bit of rust on the chrome suspension forks , rub gently with the foil . Hey presto it's gone and no scratches. Buff dry , then oil or wax to prevent any more rust . "

Fab...will do our bikes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothpaste gets rid of biro stains.

Use sellotape to get tissue off clothes which have been accidently washed together."

Have biro on one of my cushions cant get it off will try this...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3"

Take it this is mr...pmsl..

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

If your ipod freezes and aint working - put it in a condom and into the freezer for an hour - the cold will empty the battery - plug in and recharge.

( at least I got mention of a condom !)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use brasso to fix scratched cd's , games, disc's etc.

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3

Take it this is mr...pmsl.."

how did u guess was it the rabbit skinning or the ps3 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will be takin note of all the resonable tips haha...great stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3

Take it this is mr...pmsl..

how did u guess was it the rabbit skinning or the ps3 lol"

lol...both there is nooo way the lovely mrs L would say that...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3

Take it this is mr...pmsl..

how did u guess was it the rabbit skinning or the ps3 lol

lol...both there is nooo way the lovely mrs L would say that...

who are you trying to charm with the" lovely mrs L"

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By *elowTheBeltMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Being the owner of a "grimey" toilet thought id try the down the toilet tip. Sadly at £50 a gram it was a tad expensive and didnt work too well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3

Take it this is mr...pmsl..

how did u guess was it the rabbit skinning or the ps3 lol

lol...both there is nooo way the lovely mrs L would say that...

who are you trying to charm with the" lovely mrs L"

Haha...mmmm..i dont think she goes round killing little cute bunnies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being the owner of a "grimey" toilet thought id try the down the toilet tip. Sadly at £50 a gram it was a tad expensive and didnt work too well

Ooh for goodness sake lol...ok COLA then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being the owner of a "grimey" toilet thought id try the down the toilet tip. Sadly at £50 a gram it was a tad expensive and didnt work too well

Ooh for goodness sake lol...ok COLA then...

If your toilet not clean lol...boiling hot water and bleach...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Being the owner of a "grimey" toilet thought id try the down the toilet tip. Sadly at £50 a gram it was a tad expensive and didnt work too well

50 POUND sterling ?? jesus the dealers up ur way must use telescopes because they must have seen u coming a mile off lol

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3

Take it this is mr...pmsl..

how did u guess was it the rabbit skinning or the ps3 lol

lol...both there is nooo way the lovely mrs L would say that...

who are you trying to charm with the" lovely mrs L"

Haha...mmmm..i dont think she goes round killing little cute bunnies...

oh you would be surprised !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie a balloon to the aerial of your car when parking in crowded car parks,makes it easier to find d your car when you want to go home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for a quiet life just nod and agree whilst playing the ps3

Take it this is mr...pmsl..

how did u guess was it the rabbit skinning or the ps3 lol

lol...both there is nooo way the lovely mrs L would say that...

who are you trying to charm with the" lovely mrs L"

Haha...mmmm..i dont think she goes round killing little cute bunnies...

oh you would be surprised !!"

Nooo lol...she's a

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tie a balloon to the aerial of your car when parking in crowded car parks,makes it easier to find d your car when you want to go home"

That would make for a good swinger signal to others...swingers aboard...lol...saying that the amount of times ive parked and forgottin where...

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Tie a balloon to the aerial of your car when parking in crowded car parks,makes it easier to find d your car when you want to go home"

And write thick fcuker on it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie a balloon to the aerial of your car when parking in crowded car parks,makes it easier to find d your car when you want to go home

And write thick fcuker on it too

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tie a balloon to the aerial of your car when parking in crowded car parks,makes it easier to find d your car when you want to go home

And write thick fcuker on it too

Errrm nope lol...

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Methylated spirits or newspaper is great for cleaning mirrors especially if you use a lot or hairspray .

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Miss Pink's Book of Fab Household Tips will soon be on the way to the publisher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Methylated spirits or newspaper is great for cleaning mirrors especially if you use a lot or hairspray . "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss Pink's Book of Fab Household Tips will soon be on the way to the publisher

Haha i know its the mummy in me...i cant be a sexy wild woman every minute of the day....lol...every little helps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Methylated spirits or newspaper is great for cleaning mirrors especially if you use a lot or hairspray . "

Surprising tramps haven't cottoned on to this line of casual work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie a balloon to the aerial of your car when parking in crowded car parks,makes it easier to find d your car when you want to go home"
love it! Just got another car and its so tiny, I can never find it! Balloon it is lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tie a balloon to the aerial of your car when parking in crowded car parks,makes it easier to find d your car when you want to go home love it! Just got another car and its so tiny, I can never find it! Balloon it is lol!!"

Quite liked it myself lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ants, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So, get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever they tend to march. See for yourself. ( they just walk around it?) If they are like my kids, they won’t walk a chalk line – it is an invitation to jump right over it. Don’t put your kid in the drive way and draw a circle around her. It won’t work. He/she will crawl right over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms for her pleasure, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms for her pleasure, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on."

i told you that trade secret in confidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms for her pleasure, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on."

Sounds sore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know. "

OMG....would take like a 100 years!!

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over a year ago

"Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

OMG....would take like a 100 years!!

best make some more friends then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

OMG....would take like a 100 years!!

best make some more friends then

Norman no mates me lol...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know. "

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

If choking on an ice cube pour boiling water down your throat - gone in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If choking on an ice cube pour boiling water down your throat - gone in seconds"

Aye thats great....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save on petrol/diesel by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help.

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

make shoes last twice as long by only wearing them every other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save on petrol/diesel by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help. "

Lol I might just try that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If you're tying your woman in the kitchen when you're going out, use an elastic cord and measure it so that she can almost reach the door. It adds a fun element to her day and she'll be kept exercised as well trying to get out. I suppose if she wore a fluffy onesie she could clean the hall while going in and out! It's a win/win situation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Save on petrol/diesel by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help. "

pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're tying your woman in the kitchen when you're going out, use an elastic cord and measure it so that she can almost reach the door. It adds a fun element to her day and she'll be kept exercised as well trying to get out. I suppose if she wore a fluffy onesie she could clean the hall while going in and out! It's a win/win situation!

Better not let mr panther read that one....he will be getting ideas haha...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make shoes last twice as long by only wearing them every other day"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Make suit trousers last by making the jacket first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You read that handbook too then

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

a cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an effective inexpensive vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If You Need to borrow money,always borrow from a pessimist, they won't expect It back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an effective inexpensive vibrator"

that might just work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After cleaning your ears with cotton buds. Bite the cotton part and despose. The plastic shaft that is left makes excellent light sabers for lego figures.

May the force be with you

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

keep potatoes wrapped in tinfoil in your cupboard - if your house burns down you still have a tasty snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After cleaning your ears with cotton buds. Bite the cotton part and despose. The plastic shaft that is left makes excellent light sabers for lego figures.

May the force be with you

lol....my kids love lego....good stuff...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You's are all making me laugh love the humour.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a stainless steel cooker hood, use babywipes to clean it, best thing ever.....yes I live alone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have a stainless steel cooker hood, use babywipes to clean it, best thing ever.....yes I live alone lol"

Man that know his way around the kitchen and is clean great stuff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give your lawn mower away to a neighbour and they will think what a nice gesture and mow your lawn for you

. Done it 5 years ago haven't had to cut the lawn since

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give your lawn mower away to a neighbour and they will think what a nice gesture and mow your lawn for you

. Done it 5 years ago haven't had to cut the lawn since

Haha.....funny!!!

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Men should eat more brocolli. regulates androgens in males (more testosterone, less oestrogen)= more erections, bigger sex drive... Just saying .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men should eat more brocolli. regulates androgens in males (more testosterone, less oestrogen)= more erections, bigger sex drive... Just saying . "

i forsee a huge upturn in brocolli sales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men should eat more brocolli. regulates androgens in males (more testosterone, less oestrogen)= more erections, bigger sex drive... Just saying .

i forsee a huge upturn in brocolli sales"

Must remember that wonder what happens if you have broccoli and oysters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For unwanted smells (strong foods etc. I'm clean lol ) in fridges or cupboards :

Get an ankle sock and either chop a lemon and gently squeeze into and then place the slices in the sock tie in a knot leave in.

Do the same with either lime or go for crushed coffee beans too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you's men are more houseproud than i thought lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you's men are more houseproud than i thought lol...

Cleanliness is next to godliness in my book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a dryer sheet in your clothes drawer keeps the smelling like they are fresh out of the wash.

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over a year ago

I think its time to look for a new husband...lol...kidding...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"For unwanted smells (strong foods etc. I'm clean lol ) in fridges or cupboards :

Get an ankle sock and either chop a lemon and gently squeeze into and then place the slices in the sock tie in a knot leave in.

Do the same with either lime or go for crushed coffee beans too.

It's a handy way of freshening up the ould wank sock as well!

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

save money on electricity by walking about in the dark with a miners hat on

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over a year ago

Oh another use for the old dryer sheets is pin them to the back of your curtains in the summer when you have windows open makes a nice smell through the breeze

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By *umpsuitCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh, I like that idea.

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over a year ago

"For unwanted smells (strong foods etc. I'm clean lol ) in fridges or cupboards :

Get an ankle sock and either chop a lemon and gently squeeze into and then place the slices in the sock tie in a knot leave in.

Do the same with either lime or go for crushed coffee beans too.

It's a handy way of freshening up the ould wank sock as well!

Jaysus need more than lemon... Like a sock made from cement now lol

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over a year ago

"For unwanted smells (strong foods etc. I'm clean lol ) in fridges or cupboards :

Get an ankle sock and either chop a lemon and gently squeeze into and then place the slices in the sock tie in a knot leave in.

Do the same with either lime or go for crushed coffee beans too.

It's a handy way of freshening up the ould wank sock as well!

Jaysus need more than lemon... Like a sock made from cement now lol"

Boys tut tut toooo much info!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a dash of vinegar in the soapy water when your washing the windows leaves them streak free

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

save making tea by putting a box of teabags in your hot water tank - get the tea straight from your tap - its the future

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"save making tea by putting a box of teabags in your hot water tank - get the tea straight from your tap - its the future"
ha ha love it . keep them coming.

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

save money on milk by not reporting the deaths of elderly neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"save making tea by putting a box of teabags in your hot water tank - get the tea straight from your tap - its the future"

Ewwwwwwwh tea showers

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over a year ago

"Any great tips to share for making running a busy house all that much easier??

Like using for the toilet...pour a few cups in and leave and hey presto its gleaming...

hairspray removes crayon marks frm yur walls

Good one...mayo is great for getting stickers off...

nail polish remover great for getting sticky tape of windows or any surface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"save money on milk by not reporting the deaths of elderly neighbours"

lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a disposable razor to remove those annoying little balls of fluff off your jumper. It works a treat.

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over a year ago

One for the ladies... An ex of mine used to keep nail polish in the fridge said it stops it going gloopy.

I can't say she was right

but I thought id share the info

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

get free drink - when half way down your pint - stick yer finger up yer arse - hold yer pint under the barmans nose and ask him does this smell off to you

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over a year ago

"get free drink - when half way down your pint - stick yer finger up yer arse - hold yer pint under the barmans nose and ask him does this smell off to you"

OOOH good god and the prize goes to willy!!your a blooming hoot!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"get free drink - when half way down your pint - stick yer finger up yer arse - hold yer pint under the barmans nose and ask him does this smell off to you"

Use superglue to fix old dryer sheets to your finger in order to disguise the smell of arse on your finger while drinking free pints.

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Save money on expensive nicotine patches and e-cigs by smoking cigerettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save a fiver....don't renew your Fab Supporter status!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save money on expensive nicotine patches and e-cigs by smoking cigerettes"

or better still,spend no money and get your smoke second hand in smoking shelters outside pubs/restaurants

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over a year ago

Read that one and tried it today on my bathroom shelf fittings...works like magic!! Thank you...broke two fingernails though...tch...

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Tip for the day:

'Harder' is not a good choice of safe word.

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over a year ago

"Tip for the day:

'Harder' is not a good choice of safe word.

pmsl

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By *rish boy 69Man
over a year ago

Southside

If your shower or bath is blocked use hair removal cream down the drain, it's normally long hair blocks them! I get loads of calls for this problem!

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over a year ago

"If your shower or bath is blocked use hair removal cream down the drain, it's normally long hair blocks them! I get loads of calls for this problem! "

as a long haired lady

(head only guys before you start... holywood wax elsewhere lol)

that is a really useful tip! !

Thank you x

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over a year ago

"One for the ladies... An ex of mine used to keep nail polish in the fridge said it stops it going gloopy.

I can't say she was right

but I thought id share the info

I think its right but I darent. My family would bloody eat it!

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By *rish boy 69Man
over a year ago

Southside

"If your shower or bath is blocked use hair removal cream down the drain, it's normally long hair blocks them! I get loads of calls for this problem!

as a long haired lady

(head only guys before you start... holywood wax elsewhere lol)

that is a really useful tip! !

No problem, any DIY questions just ask!

Thank you x

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great this even the silly ones lol!!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Calling out your ex-girlfriend's name during sex is a nice way to show your current girlfriend that you won't forget her either after you leave her.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

VINEGAR AND WINDOWS.. apparently they shine... I dunno.. but apparently they do.. white vinegar or sumfin

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over a year ago

Don't wipe your willy on the curtains.

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over a year ago

dont dust with feather duster use a damp clothe.

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over a year ago

"Don't wipe your willy on the curtains."

You'd get a good spank if you done that in my house im very house proud sticky crusty curtains...eeeewkk....

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over a year ago

"One for the ladies... An ex of mine used to keep nail polish in the fridge said it stops it going gloopy.

I can't say she was right

but I thought id share the info

I think its right but I darent. My family would bloody eat it!

Yup that does work, there's more nail polishes in my fridge than food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get cleaners in!

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

if your one of the people that does not have a dishwasher and wash the dishes in the sink.. and when your finished washing the dishes but takes you ages to rid the suds from the sink... use a bar of soap..it rids the suds in seconds.

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over a year ago

"if your one of the people that does not have a dishwasher and wash the dishes in the sink.. and when your finished washing the dishes but takes you ages to rid the suds from the sink... use a bar of soap..it rids the suds in seconds."

I like....

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over a year ago

"VINEGAR AND WINDOWS.. apparently they shine... I dunno.. but apparently they do.. white vinegar or sumfin

They do...and great for shower screens! Listen to me....all Kim and Aggie. Didnt they rub light bulbs with essential oils too to fragrance a room? And I think you can use baking soda for absolutely everything. And always hoover your cats with the attachments....its easier than getting them to lie on the rug spreadeagled. And if you're burying your ex husband under the patio, plant him vertically leaving the head above ground. Add a hosepipe and you will have an attractive water feature......

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over a year ago

"VINEGAR AND WINDOWS.. apparently they shine... I dunno.. but apparently they do.. white vinegar or sumfin

I always thought it was bury your wife head down till the waste. Then spread her legs to the splits position and bend one toe upwards. You now have a device for telling which way the winds blowing and a somewhere to stick yoir whirly line into or a 6 seater bench with a candle holder and a ash tray in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill a zip lock bag with water and put a few penny's in it and hang it over a window or door to keep flies and wasps away

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over a year ago

"Fill a zip lock bag with water and put a few penny's in it and hang it over a window or door to keep flies and wasps away"

Seriously...will be trying that asap....wasps are my big fear!! ruin my summer im terrified!!

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

save wear and tear on carpets by rolling them up and keeping them in the garage

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