FabSwingers.com forum: random thought thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exactly as the title says,

for a kickoff

isn't it a little on the nose that a place with Ballymena's repuyation has a place called Sheepshill? Almost expected to see some folk loitering in wide brimmed wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya know you are gettin on when ur radio station of choice is Nova..!!!

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

my random thought is why do people call it southern ireland when its called the republic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they don't want me to do my make-up while I'm driving why put a mirror on the drivers sun visor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do non disabled people park in disabled spaces?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Is there a woman somewhere with the cure of the painful sack?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

How did they designate the parking spaces at the paralympics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am i so god dam fantastic....lol

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Why do I have a pain in my hole this week

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"my random thought is why do people call it southern ireland when its called the republic ? "

Numerous possibilities for that..

Republicans (nationalists) who object to partition.

Southern unionists who are having trouble with the notion of separation from Britain.

Republicans (not necessarily nationalists at all) who feel that entity titled the republic of Ireland is not necessarily the best example of a republic in action.

There may be more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Holy shit its warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will zep ever do another show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the same men always check my profile a few times a day yet they never say hello?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Why is it a 20 km per hour zone at schools?

Its the perfect cruisin speed for peados

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really don't wanna drive three hours for a game....

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"How did they designate the parking spaces at the paralympics?

Do they do drug tests at the special olympics??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm melting. .. It's so warm

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Why is it a 20 km per hour zone at schools?

Its the perfect cruisin speed for peados

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd love a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm. that ceiling could do with painting

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Im sitting havin coffee in shopping center and a kid dropped piece of banana skin.im goin to wait til someone slips on it.iv never seen anyone fall on a banana skin only on cartoons

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Why is there so many family parking spaces at the supermarket taken up by ppl that only have a car seat.....and no baby.....thinking of buying one

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Why is there so many family parking spaces at the supermarket taken up by ppl that only have a car seat.....and no baby.....thinking of buying one"

I didn't know you could buy babies. That's some supermarket you go to!

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Why is there so many family parking spaces at the supermarket taken up by ppl that only have a car seat.....and no baby.....thinking of buying one"

Car seat not a baby before someone points that out

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Why is there so many family parking spaces at the supermarket taken up by ppl that only have a car seat.....and no baby.....thinking of buying one

I didn't know you could buy babies. That's some supermarket you go to!

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a shit too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it a 20 km per hour zone at schools?

Its the perfect cruisin speed for peados

How do you know what the perfect cruising speed for paedo's is??

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods? "

The very same thought crossed my mind

Mrs L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever happened The Man from Del Monte?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?

The very same thought crossed my mind

Mrs L"

I was going to say filing but he knows I done it all on Saturday, so I'm going to go with year end journals - anything got to do with accounts and he doesn't ask as he doesn't have a clue, think I'm safe

On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knew red velvet cup cakes could be so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin €20 for a birth certificate is a joke....damn this country

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"What ever happened The Man from Del Monte?

He moved over to Belfast and was shortly after adopted by the Paisley family. It changed him completely!

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By *ookie-bigcockMan
over a year ago

City

Can I trust this fart???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I trust this fart???

Ha ha, shart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

why do people say the sun is shining today....doesnt the sun shine everyday.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I used to wonder which was farther away. The sun or Roscommon, but sure it's obvious. You can't see Roscommon from here!

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?

The very same thought crossed my mind

Mrs L

On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now

M&G can be your first port of call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?

The very same thought crossed my mind

Mrs L

On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now

M&G can be your first port of call

You read my mind!!!!! I ordered a lovely navy dress, a green dress and a jumpsuit all of which I had the meet and greet in mind for!!

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By *ookie-bigcockMan
over a year ago

City

"Can I trust this fart???

Ha ha, shart..."
it was trust worthy....thankfully I didn't need to tuck my trousers into socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sitting havin coffee in shopping center and a kid dropped piece of banana skin.im goin to wait til someone slips on it.iv never seen anyone fall on a banana skin only on cartoons"

Saw it in my work, customer slipped on one. Was hilarious, she got a nice claim too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am thinking if i wait any longer for this pizza to be done im gonna hope the counter and beat up the lil chinese man cooking it..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a blowjob"
Jeesus , can u not wait, she'll be up tomoro !!!!! lol

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By *ean299Man
over a year ago

Lucan

"What will I tell my boss I done today seeing as how I spent the entire day on fab and little woods?

The very same thought crossed my mind

Mrs L

On a nicer note, I was very good to myself today and ordered an absolute tonne of new stuff!! Just need somewhere nice to wear them all too now

M&G can be your first port of call

You read my mind!!!!! I ordered a lovely navy dress, a green dress and a jumpsuit all of which I had the meet and greet in mind for!!"

Wonder which one you will wear on the 6th. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the Vengabus ever coming?

I've been waiting for it since 1998

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I leave the iron on this morning ?

Should I go for a beer on the way home ?

My phone is at 5% traffic is shit will I make it home in time ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a blowjob Jeesus , can u not wait, she'll be up tomoro !!!!! lol "

i don't like to wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Vengabus ever coming?

I've been waiting for it since 1998"

Were you alive in 1998?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath"

12562 cadburys chocolate bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

12562 cadburys chocolate bars"

Mmmmmmmm chocolate mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath"

Will you let me share if I tell you G?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it feel like a Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

Will you let me share if I tell you G?"

No problem candy jump right in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

Will you let me share if I tell you G?

No problem candy jump right in"

Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.

I'll bring the straws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

Will you let me share if I tell you G?

No problem candy jump right in

Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.

I'll bring the straws."

I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

Will you let me share if I tell you G?

No problem candy jump right in

Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.

I'll bring the straws.

I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol"

Chocolate covered bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

Will you let me share if I tell you G?

No problem candy jump right in

Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.

I'll bring the straws.

I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol

Chocolate covered bananas

That'd be when Long & Mr69 have finished humping those barrels upstairs as a thankyou!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a blowjob Jeesus , can u not wait, she'll be up tomoro !!!!! lol

i don't like to wait

ah but im worth the wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a blowjob Jeesus , can u not wait, she'll be up tomoro !!!!! lol

i don't like to wait

ah but im worth the wait

so i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering how much chocolate it would take to fill a bath

Will you let me share if I tell you G?

No problem candy jump right in

Hubs reckons we need about 150Kg of chocolate assuming it's a bath big enough for 2.

I'll bring the straws.

I will bring the strawberries and bananas lol

Chocolate covered bananas

That'd be when Long & Mr69 have finished humping those barrels upstairs as a thankyou!"

Now you are talking

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

That'd be when Long & Mr69 have finished humping those barrels upstairs as a thankyou!"

Typical. Two naked women in a bath full of chocolate and all we get to hump is a barrel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do you roast butternut squash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I'll sleep better tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you roast butternut squash? "

Cut it up, throw it in the oven , pepper over it....it's so delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want today to end ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you roast butternut squash?

Cut it up, throw it in the oven , pepper over it....it's so delicious!"

Thanks! do you peel it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you roast butternut squash?

Cut it up, throw it in the oven , pepper over it....it's so delicious!

Thanks! do you peel it? "

yup peel and de seed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do the same men always check my profile a few times a day yet they never say hello? "

Because they are big pervs and like having your pics for wanking material

Can't say i blame them though

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha!! Thanks sexy xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really shouldn't be able to empathise with certain Ozzy songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ass hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why has no one invented a childrens straight jackets for time ours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant sleep with the excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my random thought is why do people call it southern ireland when its called the republic ?

Numerous possibilities for that..

Republicans (nationalists) who object to partition.

Southern unionists who are having trouble with the notion of separation from Britain.

Republicans (not necessarily nationalists at all) who feel that entity titled the republic of Ireland is not necessarily the best example of a republic in action.

There may be more. "

I call it mexico

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Vengabus ever coming?

I've been waiting for it since 1998

Were you alive in 1998?

Cheeky...

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Is the Vengabus ever coming?

I've been waiting for it since 1998

Were you alive in 1998?

Cheeky...

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"how do you roast butternut squash?

Cut it up, throw it in the oven , pepper over it....it's so delicious!

Thanks! do you peel it?

yup peel and de seed it

Very enjoyable with sage and risotto...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save or splurge

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Really shouldn't mix Fab with drink...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really shouldn't mix Fab with drink...lol"

Are you talking to yourself??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I still awake??? And all my chats have fallen asleep mid-chat lol without even saying goodnight..... I must be boring...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Really shouldn't mix Fab with drink...lol

Are you talking to yourself??

Yip...randomly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Vengabus ever coming?

I've been waiting for it since 1998

Were you alive in 1998?

Cheeky...

Ya know I luv you really xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Vengabus ever coming?

I've been waiting for it since 1998

Were you alive in 1998?

Cheeky...

Ya know I luv you really xxx"
Haha , Yea but u say that to ALL the guys ( and girls !! ) !!!lol I know, before u say it .........You're Just the loving type !!! )

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I call it mexico

It's a pretty name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonders what's a mattlock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just one more day! just one more day!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today is the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today is the tomorrow you thought about yesterday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop taking toilet pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonders what's a mattlock??

Its the same as a pick. Used more for digging and wrecking mens balls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I so tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the first time in a long time i cant wait for the kids to finish school

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is my head fulla fuck because of my musical tastes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonders what's a mattlock??

Derbyshire town renowned for motorbike runs....or a TV defence attorney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the most courteous way to tell someone to blow their nose? Eeeeewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We bring you fantasy, we bring you pain

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Nice trampoline. Maybe I'll have a bounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to .....wat came first ....the chicken or the egg ....I say chicken every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definetly think these Denim Shorts are too Short....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice trampoline. Maybe I'll have a bounce

with or without matt?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Nice trampoline. Maybe I'll have a bounce

with or without matt?"

I don't know where to put him now. I was going to stand him up against the wall, but that was the start of my problems. Maybe I'll just share the trampoline with him.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Wonders what's a mattlock??

Mattlock was an old lawyer that solved murders his clients were accused of.always wore a whilte suit.bumbling and old.loved by grandpa simpson and all at his retirement home

Havent a clue why hes lying down on micks building site.or why mick stood on him

And am very suprised he struck back n hit mick in balls.never seemed the violent type

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice trampoline. Maybe I'll have a bounce

with or without matt?

I don't know where to put him now. I was going to stand him up against the wall, but that was the start of my problems. Maybe I'll just share the trampoline with him.

aye keep him on trampoline, what could go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonders what's a mattlock??

Mattlock was an old lawyer that solved murders his clients were accused of.always wore a whilte suit.bumbling and old.loved by grandpa simpson and all at his retirement home

Havent a clue why hes lying down on micks building site.or why mick stood on him

And am very suprised he struck back n hit mick in balls.never seemed the violent type"

PMSL.......yep I remember him. The poor sod. Never seemed the violent sort to me either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonders what's a mattlock??

Its the same as a pick. Used more for digging and wrecking mens balls lol"

Ohhh I like that definition........don't know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonders what's a mattlock??

Derbyshire town renowned for motorbike runs....or a TV defence attorney."

Thanks guys

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Mattlock always seemed like a tool to me though!

Much more effective is the tool known as a mattock. It's like a pick. It has two different blades. One like an axe, and the other a short, flat blade. Very effective for breaking hard ground and chopping roots, etc. It's also very effective as a nutcracker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Galgorm is a lovely suburb of sheeploversville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi pack crisps, they make the bags smaller so you end up eating 2 bags at a time. So really it's a 3pk instead of a 6pk....

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