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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

add the next line no more than six words and see what happens

Once there was a young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

add the next line no more than six words and see what happens

Once there was a young man"

Called Dan

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By *exyamykCouple
over a year ago

tyrone

and loved to play with the palm of his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and loved to play with the palm of his hand "

unfortunately for him,his cock was quite thin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and 50 inches long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats not a cock,thats a bamboo cane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not a cane but he whips with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to make the horse run faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

faster than the wind,go on without me,run,run,run like the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

towards the Doggers by the Gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a quaint little hostlery,run by egyption undertakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a quaint little hostlery,run by egyption undertakers"

with a kinky sideline in mummification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for those that arent quite ready for the apron strings to be cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and are dead against swinging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and all forms of pleasure except

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nice cup of earl grey tea with a naughty twist of lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/05/10 17:03:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

self gratification,whilst whistling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dixie and watching old mrs hennesey across the street hanging out her laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from under her Skirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but then mr hennesey caught him and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but then mr hennesey caught him and "

paid him twenty pounds....on the one condition that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

he could suck that long cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over by the graveyard, and then come back to see to mrs Hennessy, before the sun was over the yard-arm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and bake here a cake for tiffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

to have with a puffin wearin nuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to have with a puffin wearin nuffin"

who was smoking a large joint and singing bob marley songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to have with a puffin wearin nuffin

who was smoking a large joint and singing bob marley songs"

in a strong dublin brogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to have with a puffin wearin nuffin

who was smoking a large joint and singing bob marley songs

in a strong dublin brogue"

Louis Walsh rushed in screaming..."JEDWARD!!!! is that you??"....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NO came the reply I just shagging them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO came the reply I just shagging them "

Louis left....a crystal ball tear forming in his eyes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then he spotted westlife and a smile appeared across his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos he knew he was gonna have a gangbang with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just like he did with Rohan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ronans 2nd cousin twice removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ronans 2nd cousin twice removed"

who also happened to be his sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who use to be his brother before the sex change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who use to be his brother before the sex change "

which went tragically wrong and left him with 5 nipples and a glass eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but with two bums too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and no ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making him just the right size and shape to be used as a...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a finger puppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronan..meet finger mouse.......finger mouse..meet Ronan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but remember no to let finger mouse find that second phone, thats a secret...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but unfortunatly finger mouse blabbed to the papers and,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and Cheryl Cole found out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she thot it was ashley all over again so decided tooo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set her Mum on him and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which made rooney jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

becaue he fancied Cheryls Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminded him of that old slapper he was with a few years back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who he met on Fab

Taxi for Kev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/05/10 11:06:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but she knocked him back for being wayyyy to ugly so he,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brought his mate along,gary neville,to show her what ugly really is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but he was wearing makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as he didnt want to be outshone by his equally ugly brother,phil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who John Terry had bonked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the changing rooms before their home match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the communial bath later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after the teams had taken to the pitch,gary found himself alone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pumping his little Weener until he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pumping his little Weener until he"

could wean no more out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and it fell off disappearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and it fell off disappearing "

like a troup of boy scouts,on a field trip to the local chapel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/05/10 15:35:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and it fell off disappearing

like a troup of boy scouts,on a field trip to the local chapel"

to take rubbings of thier Woggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then,,,out of the bushes from nowhere came ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris"

brandishing,what can only be described as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a weapon of Scout destruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and all hell broke loose,,,,scouts running for cover under,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and all hell broke loose,,,,scouts running for cover under,,,,"

anywhere but under the priests cassocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and all hell broke loose,,,,scouts running for cover under,,,,

anywhere but under the priests cassocks"

because that is where the choirboys were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHOIR BOYS AND BOY SCOUTS GET TOGETHER......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they sit round the campfire and sing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ding a ling my ding a ling

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By *oyandalanCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *oyandalanCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I want you to play with my ding a ling"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and as the Camp got even Camper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out from the bushes jumped cilla black shouting ,,,,SUPRISE SUPRISE ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which got a lorra lorra gasps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and 2 boy scouts fell into the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just then Micheal Jackson appeared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a ghoulishly white appirition,dressed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A String Vest, Wellies and Hold ups looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A String Vest, Wellies and Hold ups looking"

lecherously at all the lithe young bodies running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

around the Fire shouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the albino black guy away from us!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and was that only his Nose that fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shouted the priest as he ushered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Naked Leap Froggers into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the Naked Leap Froggers into"

his pants and asked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to blow Bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but bubbles wasnt having any of it so he....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grabbed hold of the priest's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helmet and pulled as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

priest jumped and yelped...crying out for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with that he blacked out some teeth and found a burberry cap to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hide the Tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hide the Tattoos "

and the steel plate used to repel alien attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from the Buttintrusion Jabbawinkys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just then.,,high high up in the sky,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Seagull aimed and dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a television it had picked up from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Hawkins Rucksack whilst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tryn to get a peice of bread out of his hand,,,,but quick thinking steven,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a Stiffy on and Shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

himself to the moon.....yippeee he cried as he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

left his Butt on the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

electric "davros" mobile...it was spotted by a passing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic Warden wearing luminous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nylon Y fronts and a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt plug shaped like Beckhams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butt plug shaped like Beckhams "

left sided, miss-happen and bloated..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

golden balls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"golden balls..."

which are a bit like sweet n sour pork balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"golden balls...

which are a bit like sweet n sour pork balls"

but taste of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and Rebeckahs breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so he fitted right in on Jeremy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kyles topic on putrid smelling balls...the crowd when mental when he came on stage and showed them his,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

world cup rugby balls that he'd swiped from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the Vicars bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a quaint country pub near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muffington where the Bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muffington where the Bushes "

are all neatly trimmed each week by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the local schools dinner ladies who all wear,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing but semolina pudding and a smile, when they're done trimming they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

add the bits to the Soup for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"add the bits to the Soup for"

the governor's high tea...oh they so hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the bell rings cause then they all have too.,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when the bell rings cause then they all have too.,,"

wash off the semolina and bend over for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a nite of deserts made by stuuuuuuuuuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and Freddy Kruger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and Freddy Kruger"

who's cooking his mum's recipe for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those pesky kids across the street who always,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use your used condoms as balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And partake in water fights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but have really Pee'd in the Ballons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because it really annoys PC O'Dreary. He

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remembers when he was a young boy he used to,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave his keyboard a tad sticky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now his p on his keyboard is really rather picky !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the W is worn from www the world wide web looking for porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and instead of gettin wank he got skank in his porn search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and joined FAB as a Couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to meet horny people and party like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u should an swing about like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the tree's like.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a demented soccer fan, hoping for a win & not scoring just like their team, but always hopeful

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