FabSwingers.com forum: whats the worst thing anyone has been told during sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the throws of passion I'm sure some welters have blurted out some ridiculous stuff, what's the worst you've heard?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me take off the Condom I want to Breed you...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shouldn't really be laughing at that its freaky, was his knuckles trailing the ground

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shouldn't really be laughing at that its freaky, was his knuckles trailing the ground"

No his Cock almost was tho

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol not all bad then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bum is as tight as a babys

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't enjoy being called a fucking whore

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/14 14:04:13]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your bum is as tight as a babys

"
the worst I've ever heard but I'm in stitches with laughter excuse the pun,sorry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst for me but luckiest.

Can I bite ur cock after u cum?

NOOOOOOO. WHYYYYYYY?????

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Feck, I think I left the immersion on"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't stop, that's just the kids home from school"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""Don't stop, that's just the kids home from school"

...with my husband!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""Don't stop, that's just the kids home from school"

...with my husband!

...and his brother, the boxer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""Don't stop, that's just the kids home from school"

...with my husband!

...and his brother, the boxer

...and his cousin, your wife

Or was all that just a nightmare I had once?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that paint job is really putting me off"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""that paint job is really putting me off"

surely only a halfwit would let paint put them off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

What's for dinner !!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not during but just before we started..."Can I call you by my ex's name?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Not during but just before we started..."Can I call you by my ex's name?"

"
noooooo that's be a nightmare

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/14 14:54:15]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love u in the throws of passion and it was a 1 ngt stand lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not during but just before we started..."Can I call you by my ex's name?"

noooooo that's be a nightmare "

Was during my teens and I was just happy to be there,she could of called me anything for all I cared to be honest!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I was licking her out I looked up and saw her texting on the phone. I stopped and a few moments she noticed and stopped texting and looked down.

"Oh don't stop" .... She said. ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/14 15:22:42]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother is way better than you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told those 3 words you really dont want to hear in the middle of No strings sex.....

Is it in???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

""that paint job is really putting me off"

That's a man with a problem

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Ive said someone else's name..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While I was licking her out I looked up and saw her texting on the phone. I stopped and a few moments she noticed and stopped texting and looked down.

"Oh don't stop" .... She said. ..."

Not doing yourself any favours posting that here mate....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I love u in the throws of passion and it was a 1 ngt stand lol"
next I had that said to me once and like u a very one night and not so long ago and told I look after you ......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *requent VisitorMan
over a year ago

City Centre

Can I bite it!, eh nooo!, see someone else was asked the same , must be some wierd fetish!

And you just can't win as once mid throws told, no stop your hurting me it won't fit in and then another time, is it in yet, ha the joys.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your bum is as tight as a babys

WHAT!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

When I was swinging as part of a couple a few years ago we had the male of the couple telling my then partner that as it was his first time, he'd never be able to get it up......which made him lose any sign of an erection he'd had. Then in the middle of playing with said couple, I was asked to keep the noise down as they didn't want to waken the kids upstairs.....

Put a bit of a dampener on the whole night......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've to go for a poo... And no that is not my cup of tea.. and needless to say that's were the night ended...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While I was licking her out I looked up and saw her texting on the phone. I stopped and a few moments she noticed and stopped texting and looked down.

"Oh don't stop" .... She said. ...

Not doing yourself any favours posting that here mate....

Was thinking the same

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your bum is as tight as a babys

WHAT!!!

"
I thought exactly the same

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

OK start... Oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK start... Oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE?!

"
jeez did I meet you before?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I love you lol nearly put me off my stroke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"OK start... Oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE?!

jeez did I meet you before?

"
ya never no haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""that paint job is really putting me off"

Your makeup?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK start... Oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE?!

haha....really???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""that paint job is really putting me off"

Your makeup?

or were the decorators in????

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Wen I lost my virginity she said "is it in yet?"

I was nearly finished.seriously

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""that paint job is really putting me off"

Your makeup?

or were the decorators in????

Nope. Literally the paint on the walls

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wen I lost my virginity she said "is it in yet?"

I was nearly finished.seriously"

Im sure you've improved....

If not I could always help you practice. Im a firm believer in that old saying 'Practice makes perfect'

lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""that paint job is really putting me off"

Your makeup?

or were the decorators in????

Nope. Literally the paint on the walls "

It must've been pretty bad to be honest. I've been in rooms where I wouldn't be able to tell you if there were even walls there at all. I'm dying to know what colour they were

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

Maybe he is a lot better than you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

I am guessing your below average in the bedroom mate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Feck, I think I left the immersion on"

lol...that sounds like our house...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 1 occasion with an ex!! YOU'RE MINE!! With a look of evilness on his face!!

It ended soon after that!!! Freak if ever I met 1??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just after sex with my first girlfriend (I was an innocent 16 y/o) I asked her what her fantasy would be, she said 'sex with two guys'. I said, 'me and another guy?' - she said 'no, two other guys'. I was devastated. Maybe that trauma is why I ended up swinging

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Worst thing I girl I know heard during sex was the guy said she was better than her mother

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just after sex with my first girlfriend (I was an innocent 16 y/o) I asked her what her fantasy would be, she said 'sex with two guys'. I said, 'me and another guy?' - she said 'no, two other guys'. I was devastated. Maybe that trauma is why I ended up swinging

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

""that paint job is really putting me off"

pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name ? Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Don't worry he won't bite...( her dog came into the room and jumped on the bed)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Feck, I think I left the immersion on"

lol...that sounds like our house...

Plenty of time, the kettle hasn't boiled yet, let's just cuddle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *damsamMan
over a year ago

South

Wake me up when you are finished!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"OK start... Oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE?!

haha....really???"
haha no although hav come pretty close to sayin it before

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right who farted

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Don't stop, that's just the kids home from school"

...with my husband!

...and his brother, the boxer

...and his cousin, your wife

Or was all that just a nightmare I had once?

pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I was with this guy before I meet my husband now I said is it in yet and he said am done lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've to go for a poo... And no that is not my cup of tea.. and needless to say that's were the night ended..."

ewwwww feel for ya

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys are lucky the lady asked if they could bite first. During a session with another lady she bit down so hard in my right nut that she went home with a bloodied nose......I put it down to reflex !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You guys are lucky the lady asked if they could bite first. During a session with another lady she bit down so hard in my right nut that she went home with a bloodied nose......I put it down to reflex !"

All told, she came out of it quite well considering!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I asked an ex durin sex did she see my other orange woolly sock anywhere.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked an ex durin sex did she see my other orange woolly sock anywhere."

Oooh that sounds familiar lol have we met ...pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked an ex durin sex did she see my other orange woolly sock anywhere."

I thought you didn't mind wearing odd socks if I remember correctly!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I wanted my 2 woolly socks.it was cold

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember anything bad being said during sex.......but then again I am usually asleep

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked an ex durin sex did she see my other orange woolly sock anywhere."

the sock thief got it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've to go for a poo... And no that is not my cup of tea.. and needless to say that's were the night ended...

ewwwww feel for ya

Everything was going well.. but nope not for me thanks..

That's when you need to run to the hills

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that they were once a man lmao

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that they were once a man lmao

oh ya should have read their profile & checked their veries

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Brothers and Sisters should be this close"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told "that's nearly 5 inches".

That has stuck in my head for over 10 years.

I was so proud LOL.

No no it's bigger, a lot bigger, I'm sure it is.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread