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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite insult is asshat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head"

Pmsl...hahaha...im gona slap you... i wonder where you got that bangorian phrase from..surely not the posh banterville folk???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head"

Ah go feck a badger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Pmsl...hahaha...im gona slap you... i wonder where you got that bangorian phrase from..surely not the posh banterville folk???

I don't rightly remember where i heard it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone does something silly.... ye billy bellend

i think its hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Ah go feck a badger "

can i pass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Pmsl...hahaha...im gona slap you... i wonder where you got that bangorian phrase from..surely not the posh banterville folk???

I don't rightly remember where i heard it

Emmmm me innocent i tell you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head"

Out of curiosity ....what was you old favourite one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head"

Bus Wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Pmsl...hahaha...im gona slap you... i wonder where you got that bangorian phrase from..surely not the posh banterville folk???

I don't rightly remember where i heard it

Emmmm me innocent i tell you...

way to stay anon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Out of curiosity ....what was you old favourite one?

I dunno its gone now, i have a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scabby scroat

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

Fuck lump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucktard

Josh Homme

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Out of curiosity ....what was you old favourite one?

I dunno its gone now, i have a new one "

i did kinda like sideswipe brigade but it has negative implications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't go wrong with a good ole Nobhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Out of curiosity ....what was you old favourite one?

I dunno its gone now, i have a new one

i did kinda like sideswipe brigade but it has negative implications"

but at the same time its very inclusive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Out of curiosity ....what was you old favourite one?

I dunno its gone now, i have a new one

i did kinda like sideswipe brigade but it has negative implications

but at the same time its very inclusive

i'd say it only includes those who are members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have insults but Im learning a few now........not sure if that's good or bad tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your father smells of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank stain is a personnel favorite of mine

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

You will never be the man ur mother is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your father smells of elderberries"

go away or i will taunt you a second time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is a dippy sticky fucker ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus Wanker "

that's also one of my favourites and you can vary it in so many ways lol

I got some flowers at work and my colleague said to me the next day.. "so you had to carry them home like a flower wanker?" class!

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Swamp Donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swamp Donkey "

haha! I might start using that one, I can think of a few swamp donkeys right now off hand

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Swamp Donkey

haha! I might start using that one, I can think of a few swamp donkeys right now off hand

Well I'm sure if they have popped into your head for that insult then they definitely deserve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swamp Donkey

haha! I might start using that one, I can think of a few swamp donkeys right now off hand

Well I'm sure if they have popped into your head for that insult then they definitely deserve it

Definitely. Funnily enough this individual isn't even from fab. The silly swamp donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your father smells of elderberries

go away or i will taunt you a second time!"

I faaaart in your general direction

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

My favourite has to be donkey raping shit eater but fucktard is a close second.

Mr _cjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite has to be donkey raping shit eater but fucktard is a close second.

Mr _cjoy.

My swamp donkey has just been re-named. Truly inspired Mr McJoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mealy mouthed crotch pheasant

( stewie, family guy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/14 23:56:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm has to be good ole c?nty bollocks ... Not that I would say it of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah just remembered my old fave

why don't you go play a game of hide and go fuck yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah just remembered my old fave

why don't you go play a game of hide and go fuck yourself "

is that possible lol. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah just remembered my old fave

why don't you go play a game of hide and go fuck yourself

is that possible lol. ...

i've never tried but i'm sure its possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's a fine pair of legs ya got there ! but then again ya need them to carry that size of an arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya fuckin dick.

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

go on ya Nincompoop...

Can't believe the word is in the dictionary..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ballroot has its uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that's a fine pair of legs ya got there ! but then again ya need them to carry that size of an arse!"

just how hard did you hit them lol

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Can your cock touch your arse? Cos if it can, go fuck yourself.

Twatwaffle

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable....like a coma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckstick

Cock nose

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You're about as much use as a back pocket on a feckin' shirt!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable....like a coma! "
ha ha that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're about as much use as a back pocket on a feckin' shirt!

Or a chocolate teapot

Or a glass hammer

Or a third nipple ( i could find a use for that though )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur as. Useful as a Tom cat with tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine but a friend said it yesterday and I nearly wet myself laughing :

" Sure look at your man over there, Sure he has a face like a robbers dog "

Not very nice but I couldn't hold back the laughing tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are depriving some poor village of it's idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're about as much use as a back pocket on a feckin' shirt!

Or a chocolate teapot

Or a glass hammer

Or a third nipple ( i could find a use for that though )

or an ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're about as much use as a back pocket on a feckin' shirt!

Or a chocolate teapot

Or a glass hammer

Or a third nipple ( i could find a use for that though )

or an ashtray on a motorbike "

Or an inflatable dartboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to go of subject. ... But how hot is reddhot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to go of subject. ... But how hot is reddhot!!

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over a year ago

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

He has a face on him like a bucket of snots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow your face, my arse is on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're about as much use as a back pocket on a feckin' shirt!

Or a chocolate teapot

Or a glass hammer

Or a third nipple ( i could find a use for that though )

or an ashtray on a motorbike

Or an inflatable dartboard "

Or a glass hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

"Go shag your hand!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your the load your mother should have swallowed

You look like ten cans of shark shit

i'd love a battle of wits but its wrong to fight an unarmed man

you'll be some pup when your tail grows

Oi empty head

keep talking, the field needs the slurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has a face on him like a bucket of snots.

Or a head like a melted welly.

Or face like an infected nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are blue mouldy for the want of a baitin (culchie for beating)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to go of subject. ... But how hot is reddhot!!

oooops the sideswipe brigade wont like that one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable....like a coma! "

oh that would hit the spot alright! you'd scare a fella off with that alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that's a fine pair of legs ya got there ! but then again ya need them to carry that size of an arse!

just how hard did you hit them lol

well that actually earned me a slap in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one...... I've finally got one. This Im going to use to describe anyone who's a prat......... Thisismeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one...... I've finally got one. This Im going to use to describe anyone who's a prat......... Thisismeee

haha love it!!! oh things are starting to warm up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

controversial LoveLife, controversial!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know but I have spoken of my problem with temptation before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know but I have spoken of my problem with temptation before

we all have problems here.... some more than the others though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know but I have spoken of my problem with temptation before

I share that problem with temptation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know but I have spoken of my problem with temptation before

I share that problem with temptation

Sofia Im convinced we are twins ..........separated by a mere 17 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're all animals, it just seems some of us have climbed a little higher up the evoluntionary.

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By *rishCouple2kCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Jesus christ- are you stupid?? Or just ugly.

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Ours is that's nice from mrs browns boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but I don't speak moron!

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Gotta go with---

You prick with ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucktard

!!!! This is my fave one, I've only ever hear my girls saying it!!!

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

big fat wank head

Out of curiosity ....what was you old favourite one?

I dunno its gone now, i have a new one

i did kinda like sideswipe brigade but it has negative implications"

I like fuckface or windee licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunderc*nt.... For use in extreme situations only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thunderc*nt.... For use in extreme situations only

I am sooo using this from now on!

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Twatwaffle

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're about as much use as a back pocket on a feckin' shirt!

Or a chocolate teapot

Or a glass hammer

Or a third nipple ( i could find a use for that though )

or an ashtray on a motorbike

Chocolate fire guard we say

Or an inflatable dartboard "

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

Twunt.. Someone who is a twat and a c*nt

Twankunt.... Not just a Twunt, but a wanker as wel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshitter

Buck edgit

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Twunt.. Someone who is a twat and a c*nt

Twankunt.... Not just a Twunt, but a wanker as wel"

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Ladies.....chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a little cheese with that whine!!!

And no its not a sideswipe at anyone ...time to move past all that

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Would you like a little cheese with that whine!!!

And no its not a sideswipe at anyone ...time to move past all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to go of subject. ... But how hot is reddhot!!

oooops the sideswipe brigade wont like that one...

Just back from a ban and already having digs

Christ almighty,don't you ever give it a rest?

Do you ?

What's your problem?

I don't like to see harrasment of any sort

So two days ago I'm called a sideswipe by lotta and curvy makes a snide remark about sideswipes and that's not harassment?

Or do you mean you don't like it only

one direction?

Nippy, yes i did call you that, you made a shitty comment, no offence or owt but you did and after that actually made a direct approach, kudos.

Curvy did not name you in her post at all, so why are you assuming it was aimed at you? "

Perhaps the fact that you the bf aimed it at me two days back and it's not a word that's been used in here till then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a little cheese with that whine!!!

And no its not a sideswipe at anyone ...time to move past all that

As long as it's not blue cheese, it's stinky

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Favourite insult, its so descriptive, very apt for some maybe a lil childish but made me chuckle

Clique and sideswipe!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady said 2 a bald guy (your so boring even ur hair has left you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you drive ?

Yes....

Well then rev up and fuck off !!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fs i shoulda started that with friends forumites, countrymen lend me your ears

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