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"I find some men say they are kinky but when it comes to it they really are not, even after explaining to them what kinky is to me ![]() I don't think I'm the kinkiest on here, but when a guy says he likes kinky I always ask them to clarify what their definition of kinky is. For some oral is kinky.... | |||
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"Yep but not all about size, The usual "i'm gonna eat your pussy for hours" etc etc... The coffee and kiss test goes well so you move on to the next stage and you think it's gonna be great and then 5 minutes (i'm being generous there ![]() ![]() yeah that annoys me....promises promises | |||
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"Oh god yes....some very well verified blokes have had little cocks.i rechecked the veris and it wud say great cock....wtf... ![]() learned the hard way that veris are a crock of shit with one guy. His read like an ad for a porn star and you'd think he was the messiah! In reality he was a complete eejet and the most selfish man I've ever let in my bed! ![]() | |||
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"Yep but not all about size, The usual "i'm gonna eat your pussy for hours" etc etc... The coffee and kiss test goes well so you move on to the next stage and you think it's gonna be great and then 5 minutes (i'm being generous there ![]() ![]() not everyone can keep it up for ages and I don't mind. If he can make it up in many other ways I'm happy. But if he thinks humping me for a few minutes and that's it, is a good shag and looks at me with a proud look, I almost feel sorry for them | |||
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"I've had my share of bad experiences in bed but to a certain extent do we not need to accept a small amount of responsibility ourselves for bad sex if we do not voice what we like or need? This obviously doesn't apply if you have made clear what you do or don't like. It wasn't until I started voicing what I wanted him to do(if he wasn't doing it already) that my sexual experiences improved" totally agree with you!! but unfortunately some just promise anything but don't deliver. | |||
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"I've had my share of bad experiences in bed but to a certain extent do we not need to accept a small amount of responsibility ourselves for bad sex if we do not voice what we like or need? This obviously doesn't apply if you have made clear what you do or don't like. It wasn't until I started voicing what I wanted him to do(if he wasn't doing it already) that my sexual experiences improved totally agree with you!! but unfortunately some just promise anything but don't deliver. " Yeah had that too, but then I don't meet those ones again ![]() | |||
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"I find some men say they are kinky but when it comes to it they really are not, even after explaining to them what kinky is to me ![]() Enna... what's kinky to you ![]() | |||
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"Sorry girls, gotta disagree about size, to me it does matter, i need an average/big cock, a small one will not do and no it is not how they use it,not to me anyway ![]() ![]() i agree....its gotta average plus...average to me is about 6" /7" | |||
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words" well ur lucky coz ur lovely and VWE....no bullshit with you. other guys are not so great ![]() | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them" Oh shit you've just stirred some really bad memories...pics look w/e and turned out difficult to to see never mind play with. Some folk probably like it........ another guy built me up for weeks with the talk and all he wanted to do was snog all night...thats why we become so choosy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh god yes....some very well verified blokes have had little cocks.i rechecked the veris and it wud say great cock....wtf... ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() is it that crooked??? hehe | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() Lol lotta it's toes the ladies love ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() Aye workplace accidents are a bitch ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() jeeze i didnt know what that was haha... ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() ![]() juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now? | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() ooh thankgoodness i thought it had been sucked so much it shrunk...pheww... ![]() | |||
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol ![]() Talk about selling yourself...lol...sure if you can get a hardon...its a start... ![]() | |||
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol ![]() ![]() Can last a whole 30 seconds too ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope, seems to get bigger when its sucked ![]() | |||
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"Recently i met 2 guys that told me something similar, they said they did not last long and that they were crap shags, now they are my 2 best fuck buddies ![]() ![]() No, honestly, i'm being serious... ![]() | |||
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol...oooh thats why you had to buy so many condoms in a year... ![]() | |||
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"Oh god yes....some very well verified blokes have had little cocks.i rechecked the veris and it wud say great cock....wtf... ![]() Feck my secret is out. Ok Ok it's small lol | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Be bit worried if it wasnt...sure its had a good week of rest ready for action again!! ![]() | |||
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Noooooooo 1 lasts me a whole year, if washed carefully. I go through so many, as I promote safe sex, at Parties I host and those i'm invited to ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its definitely a woohoo moment for me ![]() | |||
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good man...not sure about the recycling though... ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() WHOoooHOoooo enjoy!!! ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i shall ![]() | |||
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words" auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !! ![]() | |||
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !! ![]() Your fun is safe, i doubt it'll ever truly catch on ![]() | |||
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !! ![]() ![]() aaaha .... so you've tried! ![]() | |||
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !! ![]() ![]() ![]() No, its never appealed, ![]() | |||
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pmsl | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them" been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment." Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more ![]() | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thebeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more ![]() Ahhh yes but if you can handle the wine...even better the more glasses i drink the naughtier i become..... ![]() | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more ![]() Know a few stories like that myself lol. | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more ![]() I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more ![]() It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them. | |||
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" I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol " Buckfast is served! ![]() | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more ![]() did they not at least offer ya one! | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :- Know a few stories like that myself lol. I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them." not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bottles in holes eeek... ![]() | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :- Know a few stories like that myself lol. I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them. not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bottles in holes eeek... ![]() It's when they insert them base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol ![]() | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept onbig dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :Know a few stories like that myself lol. I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them.not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bIt's when they insert them base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol ![]() oh good god...no...would you even want to.rattle around in there anyway lol... ![]() | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept onbig dissappointment. Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :Know a few stories like that myself lol. I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them.not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bIt's when they insert them base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol ![]() ![]() seriously, after watching one man one jar if i ever see anyone with a glass bottle inserted it makes me wince, scarred for life after watching that. | |||
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get cthat told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept onbiSssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :Know a few stories like that myself lol. I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them.not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bIt's when they insehem base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol oh good god...no...would you even want to.rattle arouheroseriouslyafter watching one man one jar if i ever see anyonwiglasbottlinserted it makes me wince, scarred for life after watching that." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I just say I'm a crap shag, that way there's no disappointment on either side ![]() We'll down a few pints so! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I just say I'm a crap shag, that way there's no disappointment on either side ![]() that's my strategy too! | |||
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