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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

I prefer the natural look, not a fan of fake tan on a lady and it does not smell great on the skin. CC you don't need tan to look good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer the natural look, not a fan of fake tan on a lady and it does not smell great on the skin. CC you don't need tan to look good "

all be it blueish purple...lol

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By *estcorkfunMan
over a year ago

clonakilty

Fake tan, yuck. The smell off it, and waking up in the morning with the girls imprint on the bed and pillow, even worse your arm. Milk bottle all the way!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I jus use sun beds I couldn put fake tan on I hate the smell of it

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South


"I prefer the natural look, not a fan of fake tan on a lady and it does not smell great on the skin. CC you don't need tan to look good

all be it blueish purple...lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cant even use a sun bed....its terrible.i love pretty dresses and skirts but my milky legs ruin it...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate fake tan. Would rather be white and natural than use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If two girls were standing beside eachother naked but one had a tan and the other was like a smurf.....belueve me the tanned one would be picked first

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Did u try the garnier summer body lotion i use that with the sunbeds I get a great colour from it

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"If two girls were standing beside eachother naked but one had a tan and the other was like a smurf.....belueve me the tanned one would be picked first "
depends what the tan looked like some girls go over board and look like a fuckin umpa lumpa ha some girls look nicer white aswel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did u try the garnier summer body lotion i use that with the sunbeds I get a great colour from it "

i did yes but im so pale that they just look manky on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If two girls were standing beside eachother naked but one had a tan and the other was like a smurf.....belueve me the tanned one would be picked first depends what the tan looked like some girls go over board and look like a fuckin umpa lumpa ha some girls look nicer white aswel "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to throw away a pair of jeans last weekend. Was covered in the stuff. Feckin young wans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your skin looks grand, its not blue. I'm not sure i'd like the taste of fake tan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to throw away a pair of jeans last weekend. Was covered in the stuff. Feckin young wans "

wwoooohoooo go you

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle??? "

Curvy... definitely blue..like avatar..or smurfs lol

I prefer natural... it looks more normal...

I have a brown face..white body.. red nipples.. pink ass n purple dick (sometimes)... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think your skin looks grand, its not blue. I'm not sure i'd like the taste of fake tan "

and ur white boxers would be destroyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think your skin looks grand, its not blue. I'm not sure i'd like the taste of fake tan

and ur white boxers would be destroyed "

exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Curvy... definitely blue..like avatar..or smurfs lol

I prefer natural... it looks more normal...

I have a brown face..white body.. red nipples.. pink ass n purple dick (sometimes)... lol

"

best off showing me that

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By *aterfordDomMan
over a year ago

waterford


"

Curvy... definitely blue..like avatar..or smurfs lol

I prefer natural... it looks more normal...

I have a brown face..white body.. red nipples.. pink ass n purple dick (sometimes)... lol

best off showing me that "

Lol... Yer...I scare me self sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to throw away a pair of jeans last weekend. Was covered in the stuff. Feckin young wans

wwoooohoooo go you "
was it worth it? I don't think so I loved them jeans, her not so much

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By *ublinmeathmanMan
over a year ago

clonee

Use tanning shots , there little drinks like a actamel , 2 euro each , there brilliant , you see a big difference after 1 week , and it goes when you stop taking them , and they taste like orange juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to throw away a pair of jeans last weekend. Was covered in the stuff. Feckin young wans

wwoooohoooo go you was it worth it? I don't think so I loved them jeans, her not so much "

Not good when the jeans are preferable to the woman. Specially if the jeans are ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to throw away a pair of jeans last weekend. Was covered in the stuff. Feckin young wans

wwoooohoooo go you was it worth it? I don't think so I loved them jeans, her not so much

Not good when the jeans are preferable to the woman. Specially if the jeans are ruined "
the signs of a drink related incident, poor decisions and a loss of a good pair of jeans. Couldn't even leave them on surveys floor they were that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle??? "

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!"
a couple of days on the bog,you get a tan for noting.id say i drop dead if i seen classy working at the turf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!a couple of days on the bog,you get a tan for noting.id say i drop dead if i seen classy working at the turf."

id make a great boglady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!a couple of days on the bog,you get a tan for noting.id say i drop dead if i seen classy working at the turf.

id make a great boglady "
got the arsefor it an all :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!a couple of days on the bog,you get a tan for noting.id say i drop dead if i seen classy working at the turf.

id make a great boglady got the arsefor it an all :P "

ive an arse for sitting on the bog haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!a couple of days on the bog,you get a tan for noting.id say i drop dead if i seen classy working at the turf.

id make a great boglady got the arsefor it an all :P

ive an arse for sitting on the bog haha "
id happilly let that arse sit on something more comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!a couple of days on the bog,you get a tan for noting.id say i drop dead if i seen classy working at the turf.

id make a great boglady got the arsefor it an all :P

ive an arse for sitting on the bog haha id happilly let that arse sit on something more comfortable "

so u wud give up yur seat for me?awh thts sweet of u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i seen a girl today actually when i was butin me new jocks and she looked orange lol likw ye man from the old tango adds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle??? "

I'm not a fan of unnatural fake tan. I prefer the aristocratic paleness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont get one. i gotta rely on a bottle to look glowing.

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

if im going sumwere special i wud get a spray tan cos im crap at putting it on myself and cant stand the smell!!a couple of days on the bog,you get a tan for noting.id say i drop dead if i seen classy working at the turf.

id make a great boglady got the arsefor it an all :P

ive an arse for sitting on the bog haha id happilly let that arse sit on something more comfortable

so u wud give up yur seat for me?awh thts sweet of u "
id give ya a lot of things to be honest classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont g

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

I'm not a fan of unnatural fake tan. I prefer the aristocratic paleness. "

oh yes....proper snow white i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I guess I would be no ones taste...because i am tan and not from a bottle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once it's applied right tans are nice, wrong it's a disaster so best staying white if it's going to be applied wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone looks better with a tan but unfortunately for me i dont g

would you rather milky white (almost blue) skin or the shimmer from a bottle???

I'm not a fan of unnatural fake tan. I prefer the aristocratic paleness.

oh yes....proper snow white i am "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I naturally quit tanned anyway so I'm lucky... But I love being brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I naturally quit tanned anyway so I'm lucky... But I love being brown "
you quit tanning ?? thats awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fecking Auto Correct has me Ruined this Day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer a tanned body to a milky bluey white one.

A few of the boys and girls in the gym use a product called melanotan, it involves a subcutaneous injection, but combined with a minimal amount of sunbed sessions does produce a very natural looking tan, without the aroma of fake.

( and it's all over, no white bits to worry about )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much prefer a tanned body to a milky bluey white one.

A few of the boys and girls in the gym use a product called melanotan, it involves a subcutaneous injection, but combined with a minimal amount of sunbed sessions does produce a very natural looking tan, without the aroma of fake.

( and it's all over, no white bits to worry about )"

i just couldnt go to tht extremes just to get a tan,not injecting stuff into my body!if im away and i get a tan well fine,but i cudnt be arsed with sunbeds and the like,i think id rather just be pale unless it was a special occassion id get a spray tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u try the garnier summer body lotion i use that with the sunbeds I get a great colour from it "

Seriously? Are you crazy?

Never mind melanoma and the risks of that but if you continue to do this you are guaranteed to end up with other forms of skin cancer on your body. Not so pretty when they have to be excised with a wide margin to prevent recurrence.

Forget sunbeds! Go with the bottle!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Much prefer a tanned body to a milky bluey white one.

A few of the boys and girls in the gym use a product called melanotan, it involves a subcutaneous injection, but combined with a minimal amount of sunbed sessions does produce a very natural looking tan, without the aroma of fake.

( and it's all over, no white bits to worry about )"
them tannin injections are very dangerous a few people died over them I know sunbeds are jus as bad but I wouldn be injectin myself for a tan loads in my gym use them aswel and they go a horrible colour it's not even a nice tan they get from them

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Did u try the garnier summer body lotion i use that with the sunbeds I get a great colour from it

Seriously? Are you crazy?

Never mind melanoma and the risks of that but if you continue to do this you are guaranteed to end up with other forms of skin cancer on your body. Not so pretty when they have to be excised with a wide margin to prevent recurrence.

Forget sunbeds! Go with the bottle!"
I use a protection cream on them and only once a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much prefer a tanned body to a milky bluey white one.

A few of the boys and girls in the gym use a product called melanotan, it involves a subcutaneous injection, but combined with a minimal amount of sunbed sessions does produce a very natural looking tan, without the aroma of fake.

( and it's all over, no white bits to worry about ) them tannin injections are very dangerous a few people died over them I know sunbeds are jus as bad but I wouldn be injectin myself for a tan loads in my gym use them aswel and they go a horrible colour it's not even a nice tan they get from them "

me neither i think its mentaL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A colours are beautiful,but from a bottle I'm sorry but no,sunbeds you end up like a battered hand bag,if it do t kill you first,just be your god given beautiful self. Dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much prefer a tanned body to a milky bluey white one.

A few of the boys and girls in the gym use a product called melanotan, it involves a subcutaneous injection, but combined with a minimal amount of sunbed sessions does produce a very natural looking tan, without the aroma of fake.

( and it's all over, no white bits to worry about )"

Absolutely absurd! You seriously wouldn't need to be a pharmacist advising this!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Much prefer a tanned body to a milky bluey white one.

A few of the boys and girls in the gym use a product called melanotan, it involves a subcutaneous injection, but combined with a minimal amount of sunbed sessions does produce a very natural looking tan, without the aroma of fake.

( and it's all over, no white bits to worry about ) them tannin injections are very dangerous a few people died over them I know sunbeds are jus as bad but I wouldn be injectin myself for a tan loads in my gym use them aswel and they go a horrible colour it's not even a nice tan they get from them

me neither i think its mentaL!!!"
I could only imagine askin someone here jab us there I need my fix of tan haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u try the garnier summer body lotion i use that with the sunbeds I get a great colour from it

Seriously? Are you crazy?

Never mind melanoma and the risks of that but if you continue to do this you are guaranteed to end up with other forms of skin cancer on your body. Not so pretty when they have to be excised with a wide margin to prevent recurrence.

Forget sunbeds! Go with the bottle! I use a protection cream on them and only once a week "

That's ridiculous, it's like saying you smoke and don't inhale except worse. Sunbeds cause cancer, fact!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I know what they do thanks and if I wanted a leacture about it I'd visit my granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a thing of taste, I love white soft large boobs with big dark areolas...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a thing of taste, I love white soft large boobs with big dark areolas... "

woohoooo im in then

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

I don't use tan or make up just lipstick make makes my skin blister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a thing of taste, I love white soft large boobs with big dark areolas...

woohoooo im in then "

This sounds very interesting and delicious, we should discuss this closer over a cup of coffee in your area...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake tan all the way! No risk of skin damage...pigmentation premature ageing or skin cancer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake tan all the way! No risk of skin damage...pigmentation premature ageing or skin cancer! "

same here! ! I'm naturally quite olive but I like to keep it topped up over winter etc ... But it has to be applied properly and I use one(zen tan) that smells like chocolate and doesn't go orange or transfer off... Until we get some sun. .. Then I can count the freckles on my ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake tan all the way! No risk of skin damage...pigmentation premature ageing or skin cancer!

same here! ! I'm naturally quite olive but I like to keep it topped up over winter etc ... But it has to be applied properly and I use one(zen tan) that smells like chocolate and doesn't go orange or transfer off... Until we get some sun. .. Then I can count the freckles on my ass lol "

Its all in the application and product...and of course exfoliation no build up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This brown spray paint looks often very unnatural. And even I do not think this stuff is healthy for your skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This brown spray paint looks often very unnatural. And even I do not think this stuff is healthy for your skin. "

brown spray paint lol,a tan is nice when done right,a professional spray tan turns out the best i think!u see sum young girls covered in fake tan and its all streaky and all over their hands and clothes,it luks awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This brown spray paint looks often very unnatural. And even I do not think this stuff is healthy for your skin.

brown spray paint lol,a tan is nice when done right,a professional spray tan turns out the best i think!u see sum young girls covered in fake tan and its all streaky and all over their hands and clothes,it luks awful!"

Yeah when it's done wrong, you can end up with ruined bed sheets and spend the next week ecplaining to friends and workmates why your palms of your hands are more tan than the backs of them

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I burn in the sun lobster I look like.

Fake tan im allergic too.

I have q spray machine that's world great.

And happy days not allergic too.

But its hard to spray myself. .

And my daughter refuses to help me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOVE LOVE LOVE an irish girls milky white skin and a natural complication in general but from listening to my friends, they seem to put on fake tan to look 'good' to other women and not men.

men hate the fake tan. embrace your natural skin be it sallow, milky white, frackles, they all have their charms.

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I love having a spray tan but hate trying to get it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOVE LOVE LOVE an irish girls milky white skin and a natural complication in general but from listening to my friends, they seem to put on fake tan to look 'good' to other women and not men.

men hate the fake tan. embrace your natural skin be it sallow, milky white, frackles, they all have their charms.

"

you are spot on there...its prob for other women

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland

I'm milky white too and don't take the sun too well. Occasionally get spray tan on special occasions but always go for the lighter shade. Sometimes use sally Hanson spray on tights or leg makeup when going out or stockings holdups rather than baring my milky legs

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

I just go blond and gorgeous when in the sun.. I can't brag about it!!! It just sorta happens... I'd never do a fake tan. Not that vain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry to say but fake tan is not pretty. It looks fake as much as some people say it doesn't, but there's a reason why it's called fake tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to there own...

I feel and look better with a tan Fake or Real...

Regardless of People liking it or not liking it.....

Once I like it that's all that matters to me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry to say but fake tan is not pretty. It looks fake as much as some people say it doesn't, but there's a reason why it's called fake tan. "

I forgot to add that this is just my opinion obviously. Each to their own but no guy with a fake tan would get on my sheets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry to say but fake tan is not pretty. It looks fake as much as some people say it doesn't, but there's a reason why it's called fake tan.

I forgot to add that this is just my opinion obviously. Each to their own but no guy with a fake tan would get on my sheets lol"

Ha ha ha if he had tan on he wouldn't be getting in my bed either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunbeds are the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunbeds are the way to go

"

I used to work in skin care for years. ... They age you badly. .. and damage youre skin .. Don't do it!

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