FabSwingers.com forum: favourite sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been done before but i have a classic

"i've been in the jungle too long to get fucked by a monkey"

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see someone without a smile give them one if yours,

Or if you are particularly evil

Smile it makes people wonder what you have been up too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best. "
..Marylin Monroe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a lid for every jam jar....

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best. ..Marylin Monroe...

I can handle you anyway I wish.

JFK lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

I got my shoulder broken by sylvie linnann. Yer not fuxking worrieing me much.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Most of the time when your crying no one notices your tears

Most of the time when your worried no one feels your pain

Most of the time when your happy no one sees your smile

But when you fart just one time.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

Carpe Diem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best. "

one of my fabs...

marilyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best.

one of my fabs...

marilyn"

favs even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope ur next shite is a hedgehog

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"I hope ur next shite is a hedgehog

Oh I felt that. Me poor arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope ur next shite is a hedgehog

Never heard that one CC, but I'm gonna use it real soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope ur next shite is a hedgehog

Never heard that one CC, but I'm gonna use it real soon!"

pure classy me

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Where ignorance is bliss, 'tís folly to be wise.

seems appropriate enough for here sometimes!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best. ..Marylin Monroe...

I can handle you anyway I wish.

JFK lol"
ok llong try me.

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best. ..Marylin Monroe...

I can handle you anyway I wish.

JFK lol ok llong try me."

That an invite lets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

local lads saying ... get him in get him out get him home get him washed

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"If you can't handle me at my worse.

U sure can't handle me at my best. ..Marylin Monroe...

I can handle you anyway I wish.

JFK lol ok llong try me.

That an invite lets"
yes surly is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same shit, different day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A local saying up here. A that one she thinks her shites chocolate lol

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Go big or go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkey's

If it was raining soup I'd have a fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A local saying up here. A that one she thinks her shites chocolate lol"

Lol wonder how many times you've thought that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd hand it back to u small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A local saying up here. A that one she thinks her shites chocolate lol

Lol wonder how many times you've thought that

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lol run outa fingers an thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The higher they are the harder they fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true a saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up she flew and the cock flattened her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Weak people revenge

Strong people forgive

Intelligent people ignore

**************

Holding a grudge is like

Letting people live

Rent free inside your head.

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway

I refuse to be a member of any club that accepts people like me as a member.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/04/14 23:15:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he was a bar of chocolate, he'd eat himself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't buy a pig in a poke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike and my personal favorite as much use as a chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or as useless as a handbrake on a canoe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

asking for a salad in McDonalds is like asking a hooker for a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is too short

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

" you've a face on ye like a half sucked disprin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train hard. Fight easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i'd known it was gonna be this type of party i'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potato!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Beauty is skin deep.

Ugly goes to the bone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a garden full of mickeys,I wouldn't let ya sit on me wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sure it be grand have a cup of tea. Tea t answer to everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird in your bed is worth 2 in her bush

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

He'd ride himself if he could turn around fast enough.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

You got more mouth... Than a cows got c **t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" you've a face on ye like a half sucked disprin ""

Or face on ya like a lurgan spade

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Whoever is trying to bring you down is already

Below you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lie down with dogs; you'll get up with fleas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

teeth like broken headstones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can go hard or you can go home!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd make an onion cry

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Could eat an Apple through a tennis racquet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be better before you're twice married

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

They have s face like a bull dog chewing a wasp. .

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

I wonder would you take yer face for a shite

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"They have s face like a bull dog chewing a wasp. ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never say never!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Have no regrets at the time u made the right decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up she flew and the cock flattened her.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

That went down well like a pork chop at a jewish wedding.

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By *rishCouple2kCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Live life to the max for tomorrow you may drown in your Corn Flakes.

Were all vegetables in the same soup- Enjoy the soup.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

It was only ever a mean rabbit who lived in one hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Only Live Once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You Only Live Once

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

If it smells Like shit looks Like shit and tastes like shit chances are it is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even with your dick"

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"You Only Live Once

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

well i (mr) have a fondness for saying "ask my bollox"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No good deed goes unpunished

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"You Only Live Once

Unless you believe in reincarnation..

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By *ohneybegoodMan
over a year ago

Dublin 14

That lad might as well be looking up a donkeys arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about enough brains ta know not ta ate themselves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fur coat and no knickers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up your ring!

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By *alwayboyMan
over a year ago

Galway

If ya can't lift her don't shift her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been done before but i have a classic

"i've been in the jungle too long to get fucked by a monkey""

So tired..... I could sleep on a chicken's lip!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build a bridge and get over it

Take a long walk off a short pier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone can be a father but it takes a real man to be a dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop acting the maggot... . .

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

like a dog with a malot up his h***...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of the time when your crying no one notices your tears

Most of the time when your worried no one feels your pain

Most of the time when your happy no one sees your smile

But when you fart just one time.......

now not tht mine smell bad or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what goes around, comes around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been to America but I've been in some states

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gettup da fuck...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You'd have to be hard up for fruit to tackle thon onion

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By *wink partiesCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

There is something wrong with your personality if opportunity controls your loyalty

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

I,m that hungry I could eat a nuns arse through a tennis racquet.

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

For someone who,s a bit shy when it comes to his round.

That fecker has short arms and deep pockets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take life with a pinch of salt..............

.....a wedge of lime and a dash of tequila!

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

After a night out...

I have a mouth like the bottom of a budgies cage

I,ve got a mouth on me like a Algerian camelkeepers jock strap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take life with a pinch of salt..............

.....a wedge of lime and a dash of tequila!"

,,,,,,,if life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She'd put a horn on ya that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't fill a hole in your tooth

She'd give a snowman the horn

There's air getting in

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

She's as Dry as a nun's knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smoke em if you got em

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By *exywexMan
over a year ago

Gorey

Allways look on the bright side of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allways look on the bright side of life

Live of Brian

... one of my favorite movies

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By *exywexMan
over a year ago

Gorey

"Allways look on the bright side of life

Live of Brian

... one of my favorite movies

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mine to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like numpty

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