FabSwingers.com forum: love train

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok guys .girls..couples...with all they bad vibes in here lately i think its only right to start a love train...who's on board....we need a driver..conductor etc....and guys its only a bit of fun....toot toot.......!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like asses so you better stick me in the caboose, i can wave a flag too!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I like asses so you better stick me in the caboose, i can wave a flag too!"

that's usually where u find a fag is in the caboose

( no offence intended to our gay friends here)

can i be the inspector i want to wear the uniform

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

U can be whatever u want on the love train.....people of fab join hands...yahoooo !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chooooooo Choooooo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like asses so you better stick me in the caboose, i can wave a flag too!

that's usually where u find a fag is in the caboose

( no offence intended to our gay friends here)

can i be the inspector i want to wear the uniform

CJ.....ca I inspect your uniform? Just to see it is the right fit I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bags I get to be the trolley dolly

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We be male and female baggage inspector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bags I get to be the trolley dolly

Will you be carrying the strangely large bags of crisps & slices of fruit cake?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

People all over the world let's start a love train

a love train choo choo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the porter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen upon departing the trainmay i remind u to take urn rubbish,sextoys ,knickers .with u...

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By *ichelle 2014Woman
over a year ago

Cork / limerick / tipp / Clare

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A love train is going to need tunes, dibs on dj

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman!

ah Micheal let a woman drive it be funnier

and as soon as one of them start on ur cock ul be driving blind same result really ffs

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I like asses so you better stick me in the caboose, i can wave a flag too!

that's usually where u find a fag is in the caboose

( no offence intended to our gay friends here)

can i be the inspector i want to wear the uniform

CJ.....ca I inspect your uniform? Just to see it is the right fit I mean

that u may but i must insist on see ing ur ticket to ride

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By *ichelle 2014Woman
over a year ago

Cork / limerick / tipp / Clare

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman!

Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman!

Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well

I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo lets get the train going

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman!

Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well

I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi?

fecking man slut head turned already and u want to drive

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up"

now there's a head of steam id like to see blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol can I be the bar tender

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By *ichelle 2014Woman
over a year ago

Cork / limerick / tipp / Clare

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman!

Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well

I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi?

Lol I am on a mission to turn as many bi as possible was ment for the ladies mind you

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

Cork

"We be male and female baggage inspector

ye can inspect our baggage

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up

now there's a head of steam id like to see blow

When ya hear the whistle...get ready

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370

Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear

Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman!

Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well

I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi?

Lol I am on a mission to turn as many bi as possible was ment for the ladies mind you "

i turned so bi i grew a cock but still love going down on a lady train driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People all over the world (everybody)

Join hands (join)

Start a love train, love train

People all over the world (all the world, now)

Join hands (love ride)

Start a love train (love ride), love train!"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up

now there's a head of steam id like to see blow

When ya hear the whistle...get ready"

thoo thoot whoo cation steam may be released without warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be the navigator because we all know men cann't read maps for toffee lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I will be the navigator because we all know men cann't read maps for toffee lol"

Oh ffs, we're going to end up in a fucking shopping centre somewhere. Will someone please get the wimmin away from the maps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And all sat navs have a womans voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be the navigator because we all know men cann't read maps for toffee lol"

oi, i'm navigator in my works car. I do a grand job

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Destination unknown,holla to hail,stopping at all stations on demand,overnight sleepers must be pre booked and change the sheets when ur done,rubber sheets on request

choo choo

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work

typical woman hhmmm

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

Cork

And when we arrive we can hop in the Swing Cruise ship and do a bit sailing and swinging lol

whos in

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work

typical woman hhmmm

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haha exactly do nothin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And when we arrive we can hop in the Swing Cruise ship and do a bit sailing and swinging lol

whos in

Oh now that sounds good

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work

typical woman hhmmm

haha exactly do nothin

sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work

typical woman hhmmm

haha exactly do nothin

sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u

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dunno bou that now wen I get in relax mode it's normally baggy tracksuit bottoms t shirt and no make up never looks very apealing ha

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work

typical woman hhmmm

haha exactly do nothin

sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u

dunno bou that now wen I get in relax mode it's normally baggy tracksuit bottoms t shirt and no make up never looks very apealing ha"

i know the auld war paint does wonders for u

hows ur sea legs looks this is the boat love train

choo chooo

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Sea legs? Hahaha

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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up

now there's a head of steam id like to see blow

When ya hear the whistle...get ready

thoo thoot whoo cation steam may be released without warning

Great just what I need....but I think you can get something for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This auld train getting very ruff ...may get bouncers on board....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised nobody has claimed it already, but I'll poke the fire to get her going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be the navigator because we all know men cann't read maps for toffee lol

Oh ffs, we're going to end up in a fucking shopping centre somewhere. Will someone please get the wimmin away from the maps!

I will have you know I did my Dule of Edinburugh Gold award and can read a map even if it is upside down, shopping is not something I do not hold dear to me

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work

typical woman hhmmm

haha exactly do nothin

sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u

dunno bou that now wen I get in relax mode it's normally baggy tracksuit bottoms t shirt and no make up never looks very apealing ha

i know the auld war paint does wonders for u

hows ur sea legs looks this is the boat love train

choo chooo "

More like Chew fucking Chew

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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

"This auld train getting very ruff ...may get bouncers on board....

I'll be a bouncer. I'm good at bouncing the ladies up and down...

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"This auld train getting very ruff ...may get bouncers on board....

I'll be a bouncer. I'm good at bouncing the ladies up and down..."

Sold to the lady on the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bags I get to be the trolley dolly

Will you be carrying the strangely large bags of crisps & slices of fruit cake?"

Nope, will be condoms, lubes, batteries , chargers, and the full love honey toy store.

I will however be either hiking the prices, or me uniform depending on level of actractivness

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Bags I get to be the trolley dolly

Will you be carrying the strangely large bags of crisps & slices of fruit cake?

Nope, will be condoms, lubes, batteries , chargers, and the full love honey toy store.

I will however be either hiking the prices, or me uniform depending on level of actractivness

Phew....thank fook I had a power hose this week

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