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"I like asses so you better stick me in the caboose, i can wave a flag too!" that's usually where u find a fag is in the caboose ( no offence intended to our gay friends here) can i be the inspector i want to wear the uniform | |||
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"I like asses so you better stick me in the caboose, i can wave a flag too! that's usually where u find a fag is in the caboose ( no offence intended to our gay friends here) can i be the inspector i want to wear the uniform " CJ.....ca I inspect your uniform? Just to see it is the right fit I mean | |||
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"Bags I get to be the trolley dolly " Will you be carrying the strangely large bags of crisps & slices of fruit cake? | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 " Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear " Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman! | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman! " ah Micheal let a woman drive it be funnier and as soon as one of them start on ur cock ul be driving blind same result really ffs | |||
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"I like asses so you better stick me in the caboose, i can wave a flag too! that's usually where u find a fag is in the caboose ( no offence intended to our gay friends here) can i be the inspector i want to wear the uniform CJ.....ca I inspect your uniform? Just to see it is the right fit I mean " that u may but i must insist on see ing ur ticket to ride | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman! " Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman! Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well " I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi? | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman! Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi? " fecking man slut head turned already and u want to drive | |||
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"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up" now there's a head of steam id like to see blow | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman! Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi? " Lol I am on a mission to turn as many bi as possible was ment for the ladies mind you | |||
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"We be male and female baggage inspector" ye can inspect our baggage | |||
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"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up now there's a head of steam id like to see blow " When ya hear the whistle...get ready | |||
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"I'd better drive or else there'll be a woman driving, and anyone who's any good at searching for stuff is already busy looking for flight mh 370 Aww I wanted to drive I'm an excellent driver I swear Aha... you must be one of those men pretending to be a woman! Ah you will be grand I hide my penis very well I've just had a look, and yes, you do! Maybe I'm suddenly bi? Lol I am on a mission to turn as many bi as possible was ment for the ladies mind you " i turned so bi i grew a cock but still love going down on a lady train driver | |||
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"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up now there's a head of steam id like to see blow When ya hear the whistle...get ready" thoo thoot whoo cation steam may be released without warning | |||
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"I will be the navigator because we all know men cann't read maps for toffee lol" Oh ffs, we're going to end up in a fucking shopping centre somewhere. Will someone please get the wimmin away from the maps! | |||
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"I will be the navigator because we all know men cann't read maps for toffee lol" oi, i'm navigator in my works car. I do a grand job | |||
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"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work " typical woman hhmmm | |||
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"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work typical woman hhmmm " haha exactly do nothin | |||
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"And when we arrive we can hop in the Swing Cruise ship and do a bit sailing and swinging lol whos in " Oh now that sounds good | |||
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"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work typical woman hhmmm haha exactly do nothin " sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u | |||
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"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work typical woman hhmmm haha exactly do nothin sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u " dunno bou that now wen I get in relax mode it's normally baggy tracksuit bottoms t shirt and no make up never looks very apealing ha | |||
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"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work typical woman hhmmm haha exactly do nothin sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u dunno bou that now wen I get in relax mode it's normally baggy tracksuit bottoms t shirt and no make up never looks very apealing ha" i know the auld war paint does wonders for u hows ur sea legs looks this is the boat love train choo chooo | |||
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"Ok lets get going ...I have a good head of steam up now there's a head of steam id like to see blow When ya hear the whistle...get ready thoo thoot whoo cation steam may be released without warning " Great just what I need....but I think you can get something for that | |||
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"I will be the navigator because we all know men cann't read maps for toffee lol Oh ffs, we're going to end up in a fucking shopping centre somewhere. Will someone please get the wimmin away from the maps! " I will have you know I did my Dule of Edinburugh Gold award and can read a map even if it is upside down, shopping is not something I do not hold dear to me | |||
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"I can't read maps and I'm a shite driver I hit at least three kerbs a week and I'm drivin ten years so I'll jus sit there and do nothin and let you's do all the work typical woman hhmmm haha exactly do nothin sit there and look pretty batt ur eye lids and its done for u dunno bou that now wen I get in relax mode it's normally baggy tracksuit bottoms t shirt and no make up never looks very apealing ha i know the auld war paint does wonders for u hows ur sea legs looks this is the boat love train choo chooo " More like Chew fucking Chew | |||
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"This auld train getting very ruff ...may get bouncers on board.... " I'll be a bouncer. I'm good at bouncing the ladies up and down... | |||
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"This auld train getting very ruff ...may get bouncers on board.... I'll be a bouncer. I'm good at bouncing the ladies up and down..." Sold to the lady on the right | |||
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"Bags I get to be the trolley dolly Will you be carrying the strangely large bags of crisps & slices of fruit cake?" Nope, will be condoms, lubes, batteries , chargers, and the full love honey toy store. I will however be either hiking the prices, or me uniform depending on level of actractivness | |||
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"Bags I get to be the trolley dolly Will you be carrying the strangely large bags of crisps & slices of fruit cake? Nope, will be condoms, lubes, batteries , chargers, and the full love honey toy store. I will however be either hiking the prices, or me uniform depending on level of actractivness " Phew....thank fook I had a power hose this week | |||
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