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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Piranhas. They eat ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps!! And cyclists sorry but flip me when your in a rush grrrrrr....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders. They hate me.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours? "

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??"

I presume hes had CSI out kim and not just accusin random birds

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??"

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... .. "

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??"

no. Cause she won't even meet for coffee

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??"

Her? Now whos assuming.id imagine it b guy bird

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??

Her? Now whos assuming.id imagine it b guy bird"

Freudian slip

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

The plot thickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car users when im on my bike and cyclists when im in my car. Infact when im in the road anything else in the road

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??

Her? Now whos assuming.id imagine it b guy bird

Freudian slip

I'm pretty sure twas a bird. Either that or buddy! Lay off the cockles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours? "

What's ur car a Nissan bluebird by any chance

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

What's ur car a Nissan bluebird by any chance

I went to Rio 2 Thursday. .. I never want to see a Blue BIrd again. ..

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??

no. Cause she won't even meet for coffee

ahh now Kim! Ah cmon! Rise up now and gis a slap lmao!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??

no. Cause she won't even meet for coffee

ahh now Kim! Ah cmon! Rise up now and gis a slap lmao!"

I suspect she has good reasons...

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??

no. Cause she won't even meet for coffee

ahh now Kim! Ah cmon! Rise up now and gis a slap lmao!

I suspect she has good reasons...

what? To shit all over my car? God! I didn't even cook for her!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"I just went out for a smoke and realized. ..

I HATE seagulls! Nasty shite filled flying balls of ugly! Washed my car yesterday and the state of it this morning! Grrrrrrrrr. ..

What's yours?

Are you certain it was the seagulls? Have you proof? Any witnesses to the crime? Notice any other suspicious birds hanging around the area lately??

fair point

I have noticed one... ..

Would you be able to identify her in a line up??

no. Cause she won't even meet for coffee

ahh now Kim! Ah cmon! Rise up now and gis a slap lmao!

I suspect she has good reasons...

what? To shit all over my car? God! I didn't even cook for her!

Considering she won't even have a coffee with you I'd seriously doubt she'd let you cook for her!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs are Evil

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Frogs are Evil

frogs ?? wtf !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frogs are Evil

frogs ?? wtf !! lol "

Long story but I'm Terrified of frogs

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

We used to use frogs as fishing bait in my youth.

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over a year ago

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know"
No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Ah ffs mikey.I was goin to say id giv u a few tadpoles to repopulate lucan but forget it

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

Are u sure that wasnt a mutant ninja turtle.very similar wen lookin tru teary eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

Are u sure that wasnt a mutant ninja turtle.very similar wen lookin tru teary eyes"
No definetly a Frog... My uncles thought it was hilarious and videos the whole thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

Are u sure that wasnt a mutant ninja turtle.very similar wen lookin tru teary eyes No definetly a Frog... My uncles thought it was hilarious and videos the whole thing

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lol poor aul kermit

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

isnt it politically incorrect to call the french frogs ???

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

That sounds like some class of new fangled turbo frog!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

isnt it politically incorrect to call the french frogs ???"

It's better than what a lot of people say about them!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Ud love my frog I had in thailand.as big as a dinner plate.when I held him his fat body spilled out tru my fingers.found him in my hut.one of the nicer creatures I found in hut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what kind of frog it was, But it new what it was doing, Every time is open the door it would jump at me...

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Ud love my frog I had in thailand.as big as a dinner plate.when I held him his fat body spilled out tru my fingers.found him in my hut.one of the nicer creatures I found in hut"

I met a beautiful Thai girl once. Massive clitoris on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ud love my frog I had in thailand.as big as a dinner plate.when I held him his fat body spilled out tru my fingers.found him in my hut.one of the nicer creatures I found in hut"

Sounds like my worst nightmare

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

isnt it politically incorrect to call the french frogs ???

It's better than what a lot of people say about them!

Surrender monkeys?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I don't know what kind of frog it was, But it new what it was doing, Every time is open the door it would jump at me...

He probably just wanted to go fishing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

isnt it politically incorrect to call the french frogs ???

It's better than what a lot of people say about them!

Surrender monkeys?"

Their military vehicles supposedly had mostly reverse gears, with one forward one in case they were attacked from behind!

Apologies to all French people everywhere! Love your wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know what kind of frog it was, But it new what it was doing, Every time is open the door it would jump at me...

He probably just wanted to go fishing

I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pidgeons really hate them evil looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

isnt it politically incorrect to call the french frogs ???

It's better than what a lot of people say about them!

Surrender monkeys?

Their military vehicles supposedly had mostly reverse gears, with one forward one in case they were attacked from behind!

Apologies to all French people everywhere! Love your wine! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pidgeons really hate them evil looking "

They are rats with wings and seagulls are sea rats with wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pidgeons really hate them evil looking

They are rats with wings and seagulls are sea rats with wings"
totaly agree there they have a politician look i know something u dont i call them bertie ahern lol

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

Are u sure that wasnt a mutant ninja turtle.very similar wen lookin tru teary eyes No definetly a Frog... My uncles thought it was hilarious and videos the whole thing

I think it's quite funny. ... pmsl

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"Pidgeons really hate them evil looking "

flying vermin! But when we kill them all, the seagulls will take over!

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Not one offer to clean my car! Yose lot are useless

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

isnt it politically incorrect to call the french frogs ???

It's better than what a lot of people say about them!

I luuuv the french! You fecks just forgot kinsale and castlebar!

Surrender monkeys?

Their military vehicles supposedly had mostly reverse gears, with one forward one in case they were attacked from behind!

Apologies to all French people everywhere! Love your wine! "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know No there not... one trapped me in my car outside my Grannys a few weeks ago.... had to ring my uncle to save me

isnt it politically incorrect to call the french frogs ???

It's better than what a lot of people say about them!

I luuuv the french! You fecks just forgot kinsale and castlebar!

Surrender monkeys?

Their military vehicles supposedly had mostly reverse gears, with one forward one in case they were attacked from behind!

Apologies to all French people everywhere! Love your wine! "

What about Ballinamuck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know"

not rare in my garden...i cut the grass today i must have chopped up at least 10 of them....some just went flying through the air. had to send the kids inside coz they were stressed that the frogs were getting murdered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know

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poor we kermit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love frogs.used to collect them in a milk bottle wen I was a lad.I hav my eye on some nice spawn now this year I hope to see some again

They are getting very rare u know

poor we kermit "

well he should of hopped out of the way of the blades...

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

They are a protected species now cc.thats why kids cant bring in spawn to class anymore

Wont tell anyone tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are a protected species now cc.thats why kids cant bring in spawn to class anymore

Wont tell anyone tho

Woops...

theres billions of them up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are a protected species now cc.thats why kids cant bring in spawn to class anymore

Wont tell anyone tho

Are being serious... are they really that extinct now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ud love my frog I had in thailand.as big as a dinner plate.when I held him his fat body spilled out tru my fingers.found him in my hut.one of the nicer creatures I found in hut

I met a beautiful Thai girl once. Massive clitoris on her!

Think you'll find that was a ladyboy lol

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Jasus!!! Fall asleep for a nap on a Saturday and FROGS are wiped out?

Dya ever sleep so hard it kinda hurts to wake up? That'd be me right now!!! How's seagulls getting on anyways? The bastards!

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Have a happy, peaceful and horney Easter people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike smokers who don't dispose of cigarette butts, I have a real phobia of it and it physically makes me sick.

It is worse than dropping litter I think, I am physically shuddering as I right this

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By *urferniMan
over a year ago

Antrim

"I dislike smokers who don't dispose of cigarette butts, I have a real phobia of it and it physically makes me sick.

It is worse than dropping litter I think, I am physically shuddering as I right this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeons. I fucking hate pigeons, terrified of them!

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"Pigeons. I fucking hate pigeons, terrified of them!"

yea but at least they taste good! I agree with you tho.

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

I did have a buddy who turned to me one day a few years ago and asked "do you know that bird flu? Is that airborne that?"

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Pigeons. I fucking hate pigeons, terrified of them!"

Starlings are the real bastards

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

"Pigeons. I fucking hate pigeons, terrified of them!

Starlings are the real bastards"

little fecers who hang around in gangs! Put a hoodie on em and it's an urban nightmare! I luv cats me. Sound animals lol

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By *ateatnight1055 OP Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

I either just heard a cuckoo or a pigeon on an identity theft sting... bet the fecker is on fab regardless!

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