FabSwingers.com forum: Words of Wisdom

By *ongbow71 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangor, Norn Iron

From my Facebook feed tonight...

If you like to have sex to music, choose a live album. That way you get a round of applause every 3-4 minutes...

Any other gems you've seen that you wish you could share here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's mind is cleaner than a mans......

She changes it more often

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Never accept a 3 euro coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Never eat yellow snow!!

(an oldie but a goodie...)

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

If ur in love with 2 ppl stay with the second

If u loved the first the second wud never hav happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nine has 18 snickers

She eats 4

Trades 8 for 10 Marsbars

She sells 6 of them and buys 3 Big Macs

Why is she wearing leggings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be on quack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont shoot the messenger...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be on quack."

Hehe priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never argue with an idiot. .. they'll drag you down to their level. .. and beat you with experience

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By *edrockcoupleCouple
over a year ago

athlone

if you fall out of that tree and break both your legs.........dont come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its better to have loved and lost than to have paid for it and not liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do or do not, there is no try

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

Carpe Diem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do or do not, there is no try"

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By *ave181Man
over a year ago

Near Navan

When you dont know what to do...do nothing

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Your regrets aren't what you did, but what you didn't do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your regrets aren't what you did, but what you didn't do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ur in love with 2 ppl stay with the second

If u loved the first the second wud never hav happened"

i like that so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, you wont have a leg to stand on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ur in love with 2 ppl stay with the second

If u loved the first the second wud never hav happened

i like that so true

I LIKE THAT 1

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

there's no I in team but there is in Captian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never regret something that made you smile.

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Running the risk of ridicule but...

there's no such thing as a problem, only an opportunity!

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By *ateatnight1055Man
over a year ago

Ballybrit

Or...

if you can't fuck it, eat it, or wear it, don't shoot it... Thanks for that one dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 in the bush is worth 2 in the hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. IOW. what makes you happy might make someone else sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winner's never quit!

Quitters never win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ur in love with 2 ppl stay with the second

If u loved the first the second wud never hav happened"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More mistakes/disasters are caused from fear of making a decision than were ever caused by wrong decisions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never judge a book by its cover..... *certain people should take note*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definition of stupid, doing the same thing more than once and expecting different results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definition of stupid, doing the same thing more than once and expecting different results "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what you love

Love what you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed face it she not calling your ass for another go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge a book by its cover..... *certain people should take note* "
just read the back of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is not the problem . The problem is your problem with the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life get tough and you can't take any more , about to pack it in. Give it one more round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never give in never give up never back down .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never give in never give up never back down .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's no I in team but there is in Captian"

however there is a "me" and "meat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet' Abraham Lincoln.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because the Goalkeeper is standing there, doesn't mean you can't score!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get to the end of your tether,tie a knot in it and hang on.

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

"Never say never

Indeed so so true!!

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By *onyg4funMan
over a year ago

South

Like they say "Carpe Diem"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet' Abraham Lincoln."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never look a gift horse in the arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 mans idiot is another mans wizard! Lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"1 mans idiot is another mans wizard! Lol"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them as much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them as much. "

Wat bout jack then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ur in love with 2 ppl stay with the second

If u loved the first the second wud never hav happened"

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Cop the f**k on!!!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Cop the f**k on!!!

(Never thought ud see that kim

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Cop the f**k on!!!

(Never thought ud see that kim

See what???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is the question yes is the answer

Smile it makes people wonder what you have been up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace begins with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman is always right

Apart from mrs Wong in our local Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on

ummm, i just made this up, fairly deep i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on

ummm, i just made this up, fairly deep i think

When the path your on in life is wrong ... Change it ! Path o logical

I made that up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on

ummm, i just made this up, fairly deep i think

When the path your on in life is wrong ... Change it ! Path o logical

I made that up too

deeeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better to be looking at it than looking for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

Awww lol....x

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

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oh god no...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

oh god no... "

whats wrong with blackadder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

Awww lol....x"

why aww??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

Awww lol....x

why aww??"

The cheeky faces....lol...lol...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

oh god no...

whats wrong with blackadder?

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not funny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

Awww lol....x

why aww??

The cheeky faces....lol...lol...

they weren't meant to be aww inspiring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

oh god no...

whats wrong with blackadder?

not funny...."

we'll agree to disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

Awww lol....x

why aww??

The cheeky faces....lol...lol...

they weren't meant to be aww inspiring

I know that silly billy....i meant cute...awww...hehe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends that matter don't mind but friends that mind don't matter!!

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

oh god no...

whats wrong with blackadder?

not funny....

we'll agree to disagree "
sure. I was too young at the time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come to those who wait!!! And some really are worth the wait.....

Awww lol....x

why aww??

The cheeky faces....lol...lol...

they weren't meant to be aww inspiring

I know that silly billy....i meant cute...awww...hehe...

well thats alright then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

oh god no...

whats wrong with blackadder?

not funny....

we'll agree to disagree sure. I was too

young at the time..

ah but its timeless

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

oh god no...

whats wrong with blackadder?

not funny....

we'll agree to disagree sure. I was too

young at the time..

ah but its timeless "

One of the cleverest comedies of all time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not how far you fall

Its how high you bounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice makes perfect.....and Ive done a lot of practicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If opportunity doesn't knock build a door

You only get one life but if you do it right once is enough

Silence is better than bullshit ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If opportunity doesn't knock build a door

You only get one life but if you do it right once is enough

Silence is better than bullshit ...

xx"

Silence sure is golden...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If opportunity doesn't knock build a door

You only get one life but if you do it right once is enough

Silence is better than bullshit ...

Silence sure is golden...lol...

Think there's a few people I know who could do with this being there moto in life ha! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If opportunity doesn't knock build a door

You only get one life but if you do it right once is enough

Silence is better than bullshit ...

Silence sure is golden...lol...

Think there's a few people I know who could do with this being there moto in life ha! Xx"

Yourself and me noisey at parties....never...lmao...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karma's a bitch!!!

Bitch's be crazy!!! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If opportunity doesn't knock build a door

You only get one life but if you do it right once is enough

Silence is better than bullshit ...

Silence sure is golden...lol...

Think there's a few people I know who could do with this being there moto in life ha! Xx

Yourself and me noisey at parties....never...lmao...

But we talk sense..... Don't we??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If opportunity doesn't knock build a door

You only get one life but if you do it right once is enough

Silence is better than bullshit ...

Silence sure is golden...lol...

Think there's a few people I know who could do with this being there moto in life ha! Xx

Yourself and me noisey at parties....never...lmao...

But we talk sense..... Don't we??!!

xx"

Two d*unk blondes of course we do....lol...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first"

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over a year ago

"Treat your plane how you treat your woman - get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back

Obviously not a Blackadder fan

oh god no...

whats wrong with blackadder?

not funny....

we'll agree to disagree sure. I was too

young at the time..

ah but its timeless

One of the cleverest comedies of all time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who go to bed horny, wake up with answer in hand

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